#it backfires

[did-i-mention-the-shirt]

McMystery At McDuck McManor, season 1 episode 10 redrawww

[wickedsick]

Another win for evil women who learn nothing and suffer no consequences for their actions

[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

[ursiday]

Silly doodles

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

a seer’s stolen luck

based on this post

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[the-muppet-joker]

UGH I need to get serious about this Vore Fic. Okay. No food, sleep, or piss breaks until this is finished! Writing Kermit the Frog voring the Joker while Vriska watches is more important than my kidney health or wellbeing.

[nixthelapin]

I find this dichotomy so funny:

Odysseus, who has been in war for years and is quick to be crafty and trick his enemies: *laments and mourns giving up mercy and being forced to become the monster*

Telemachus, the one with a reputation of being small and weak with a good heart: *kills a man from behind while they’re distracted without any hesitation or remorse*

[technically-human]

Payneland² part two because they wouldn't leave me alone

Part 1 here

[fibfoolingart]

some quick spankoffski bros memes bc i'm a sucker for age-gap siblings like wdym ur older brother was alive for the end of the cold war. ted what was it like living through the great depression.

also hc that pete wouldn't be caught dead using zoomer terms except in the very specific instance of making his brother feel Weary

[matchanon]

phainon is so friendly with others, he’s so outgoing, he’s so nice, he’s charming, he’s silly, he’s dashing, he’s so likable that perhaps it should worry you

but when he sees you it’s as if his face brightens up and he bounces over to you like an overexcited puppy. he would love nuzzling his cheek against your hair or cheek. he looks so happy and eager, as if he wanted to heave all the affection in the world upon you, as if you hold the stars that cannot be seen in the eternal day of okhema. and it makes all of your worries melt away into a forgotten corner of your mind, how can you doubt him? how can you resist him?

phainon acts so cute with you and only you, beaming a huge smile that makes his face look almost boyish.

look at me more, more, more. love me love me, i can be as perfect as you need me to be, i can be whoever you want me to be, i love you i love you, so love me love me lOVE MELOVEMEANDDON’TEVER L EAV E M E

he’s so adorable in his eagerness, it makes you melt and coo at him, which only makes him more excited.

[violent138]

In universe, Dick Grayson's equivalent of Bruce dropping out of med school is absolutely everyone demanding to know why he didn't go to the Olympics with his gymnastics abilities.

[cracklewink]

Harmony Syndrome Part 5/5

The last chapter of my mlp infection AU! Thank you to everyone who followed along. Some final thoughts on my twitter @cracklewink if anyone's interested : )

[shattered-daydream]

I see your “Bill and Ford go to therapy together” and I raise you “Ford being the therapist”

[rarepears]

Shen Jiu was forced to play accomplice to a number of Wu Yanzi’s scams, playing lookout or distraction and occasionally the retrieval of the treasure as well. But the weirdest and most embarrassing one he had to do was that time he had to take the place of some woman getting married into a noble family. He wasn’t sure how Wu Yanzi learned the route of the bridal procession nor how exactly the switcharoo was pulled off with no one the wiser - the poor bride to be was dumped in the middle of the forest unconscious since even Wu Yanzi didn’t want to take the risk of having her rich family gunning after him for murder - but he was forced into her red wedding gown and veil, did the three bows with the groom, and was promptly sent to the bridal chambers while the groom went off for the feast. In that time of being unattended, Shen Jiu snapped up all the treasures that Wu Yanzi instructed and anything that looked expensive - which was near everything encrusted with gems and made of gold - and ran out of the manor before the groom came back to lift the veil. Wu Yanzi was pleased and needless to say, Shen Jiu tried to forget about that terrible memory immediately.

So imagine his shock and horror when one day, a noble lord comes to Cang Qiong asking for his runaway wife to please return home and not stay anger at him anymore and the man is staring directly at him, the Qing Jing peak lord, making it clear for all just who he’s referring to.