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did-i-mention-the-shirt · 1 year ago

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McMystery At McDuck McManor, season 1 episode 10 redrawww

#I love to imagine that as a human #Dewey would do the most to physically distinguish himself from his brothers #It backfires #Hence “the third one”#Human au #ducktales 2017 #dewey duck #louie duck #ducktales fanart #dt17

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wickedsick · 8 months ago

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Another win for evil women who learn nothing and suffer no consequences for their actions

#gegege no kitaro #kirara fusano #makes a deal with a yokai #it backfires #makes the same deal with the same yokai again but succeeds this time

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ghostsessioned · 2 years ago

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I have a feeling Riley would try to be like: behave otherwise I'll tell the police or whatever about what happened to that store you burnt down

Parentage: sure but you are letting us into your house which is technically harbouring criminals sooo you have no chance. Good try.

HAH 100%

#tastypizza49 #answered #oxenfree #oxenfree ii #oxenfree ii lost signals #riley poverly #listen she TRIES so hard to be a hardass and tell these kids what for but #it backfires #she's dealing with three Very intelligent but very reckless young adults #she and jacob are both waaaaay out of their element in dealing with them #riley and jacob both are the embodiment of the ''what's up fellow kids'' meme

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ursiday · 20 days ago

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Silly doodles

#lackadaisy #viktor vasko #ivy pepper #elsa bastion #fanart #art #I care them #in my mind it's like parts of viktor cant help but fall into these roles of father and lover even if he tries very hard not to #or if it backfires horribly <3

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jedi-starbird · 11 months ago

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Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

#palps thinks anakin is mad about the affair. anakin is mad at whoevers spreading affair rumors that aren't even mathematically plausible #i fucking love thinking up new ways this manipulation line backfires on palpatine it brings me great joy #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #palpatine #star wars

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ganondoodle · 2 years ago

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everyone always asks wheres ganondorf, and how to defeat ganondorf, but no one ever asks hows ganondorf :(

#ganondoodles #art #zelda #tloz #loz #totk spoilers #totk spoiler #totk #ganondorf #idk why i keep drawing memes #they always backfire on me whne im jsut trying to be funny #:(

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ciderjacks · 8 months ago

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dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)

#dungeon meshi #aj art #chilchuck #chilchuck backstory stuff #sorta #comic #tw alchoholism #tw death #tw parent death #dont generally tag for death stuff but in this he straight up dies on screen so I thought I should #Uhh I think they all had extremely grim visions bc I think that’s sort of the nature of ghost attacks #I mean Laios’ was basically just him being like “I should’ve died no one would care if i died”#I think Marcille’s would be. Horrifying. Given all her baggage around death.#Tho iirc this would be before Falin’s backfired resurrection #But anyway the mentioning of his father got me thinking #Since at least judging by Laios’ vision #They focus on people who’s death you have baggage around #Especially since Falin wasn’t ever like. Dead dead.#And Chilchuck does mention his father multiple times #Specifically he mentions his death and how he died #Like it seems like that specifically is a notable memory for him #Like you never see him like “my dad taught me to do this”#It seems like he remembers his dad *for* his death #So I anyway I made an extremely grim comic about it #beabell

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theoldkyokodied · 2 years ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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the-muppet-joker · 2 months ago

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UGH I need to get serious about this Vore Fic. Okay. No food, sleep, or piss breaks until this is finished! Writing Kermit the Frog voring the Joker while Vriska watches is more important than my kidney health or wellbeing.

#just writer things #writeblr #surely being sleep deprived and not having any of my needs met will make it easier to think and write...#there's no WAY this will backfire.

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nixthelapin · 3 months ago

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I find this dichotomy so funny:

Odysseus, who has been in war for years and is quick to be crafty and trick his enemies: *laments and mourns giving up mercy and being forced to become the monster*

Telemachus, the one with a reputation of being small and weak with a good heart: *kills a man from behind while they’re distracted without any hesitation or remorse*

#like #granted #Telemachus does offer to spare the next ones and that backfires on him #but I’m pretty sure he did kill that first guy #and he said he wanted to fight monsters (literal and figurative) to bring light to the world #so he kept the mercy and kindness while also doubling down on the evils #like ody #I get why you went the way you did but #your son figured out how to keep both lmao #ah well #he’s home so now Telemachus can work with Athena on that kinder world she was talking about #so good for him lol #epic the musical #epic the ithaca saga #ithaca saga #telemachus #Odysseus #the odyssey #Athena

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technically-human · 8 months ago

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Payneland² part two because they wouldn't leave me alone

Part 1 here

#payneland #edwin x charles #dead boy detectives #dbda #doom patrol #charles that's an insane thing to say #wouldn't it be funny if the doom patrol boys figured it out first?#I just wanted dp edwin to say the cabinet particulier thing and for it to backfire #i don't know why dp charles decided to be sweet about it #you're ruining my jokes man #this was never meant to be a cohesive series of events

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violent138 · 1 year ago

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In universe, Dick Grayson's equivalent of Bruce dropping out of med school is absolutely everyone demanding to know why he didn't go to the Olympics with his gymnastics abilities.

#Dick feebly tries to protest that he wasn't that good #which backfires so much that he has to publicly apologize #hc that team usa has tried everything they could think of to get that kid to qualify for the olympics #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics #batfamily

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fibfoolingart · 4 months ago

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some quick spankoffski bros memes bc i'm a sucker for age-gap siblings like wdym ur older brother was alive for the end of the cold war. ted what was it like living through the great depression.

also hc that pete wouldn't be caught dead using zoomer terms except in the very specific instance of making his brother feel Weary

#which backfires on pete bc now ted's using the word rizz unironically #yes ted is using the bold glamor filter in his pfp #just because he can use twitter doesn't mean he can use it well #starkid #tgwdlm #npmd #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #spankoffski bros #goat bros

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cracklewink · 1 year ago

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Harmony Syndrome Part 5/5

The last chapter of my mlp infection AU! Thank you to everyone who followed along. Some final thoughts on my twitter @cracklewink if anyone's interested : )