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[isopodstypewriter]

Less Than Ideal Reunion

wc: 1.9k+ an: hallo! Another Mylo post!! He's my favorite can you tell; this is normal mylo!! Not the silly giant au sadly, though if asked for i will make more content for that as well!!

cw/tw: crime mentions, respawning reader, death mentions, aggression, expendable user, neutral reader, back sex, lubrication, monsterfucker/ing, just general horniness tldr: you refound your old boyfriend, too bad you're both in hell.

Door after door after door you made your way through the 'Hadal Blacksite'. You were sent here for your crime[s], which were apparently irrelevant anymore. You were supposed to collect data that was scattered everywhere and retrieve 'The Crystal', but you managed to keep dying to the various monsters down there before being able to reach it.

This run, you'd made it as far as door 58, a room which felt more like a big break room [you could surely use a break], a few vending machines stuffed into the far corner. When you looked over, you saw a humanoid creature trying to obtain the snack in the machine, mainly by shaking it and bashing into it with their side.

You could only see behind it; Its skin was blue, a long purple-gradient seasnake tail with white fins along it, a messy mop of magenta hair with pink highlights on its head, familiar somehow. It was rather chubby, which you found hard to believe, surely whatever food down here isn't that fattening? It didn't have any clothes, but how could you when you look like that, they don't exactly make shirts for seasnakes, let alone one legged-pants. There was something about this one that seemed oddly familiar, strangely enough.

It finally succeeded in getting its snacks, a few falling down and it immediately went and grabbed them. Such an innocent act. Due to the other monsters you've encountered, you were hesitant on approaching. Too bad it decided for you.

The creature noticed you, quickly looking down and seeing the Urbanshade logo on your clothing, dropping its newly claimed snacks on the floor and instead going into a defensive crawling position, crawling slowly towards you whilst growling.

"Expendable..." his voice was almost a huff, surely holding some sort of grudge behind it. You were now able to see his face, seeing his piercing yellow eyes with their thin pupils, his sharp teeth baring as he growled at you.

But, seemingly randomly, his gaze softened as he studied your face as he crawled closer, now straightening up slightly, still in that defensive pose. He kept staring at your face, as if he saw a crumb or something you hadn't seen. He said your name, like a question. "Is..is it...you..? Is it you-?" You hadn't expected the creature to know your name, but upon further inspection, you had a realization.

Mylo, your teasingly sweet boyfriend of which you had before he got falsely imprisoned and sent away to Urbanshade. It's been a few years since then, but he still remembered your face. You found yourself letting out a gasp upon your realization, another one as he nearly crushed you as he slithered over quickly and pulled you into a tight hug, burying his face in the crook of your neck in the process, "Oh God sweetie, I never thought I'd see your beautiful face again.."

You struggled to break free of the hug, but once you did you held his face in your hands, "God.. What did they do to you..?" He had a self-disappointed expression, "I'm a monster, aren't I," he lightly chuckled, tilted his head into your hands.

"Oh- no, nono, no, that's not what I meant at all-," you stuttered, you gently glided a hand over his surgical scars that went down the middle of his chest, "Just look at this.. They did so many bad things to you... I can't even begin to imagine how bad it hurts.. "

"It's not horrible," he shrugged it off. You couldn't help but stare into his eyes, one of your hands moving to run soothingly through his hair. He'd straightened his posture a bit, then suddenly scooped you up in his arms.

"Ah-! Mylo-!" You squirmed, it's been a long time since he's done this, and his arms have gotten stronger it seems. He just grinned and started slithering.

"I have a room, yknow," he sounded matter-of-fact, "I'm sure you'd wanna see it, hm?" He still didn't seem to have any issue holding you in his arms, as if you weighed nearly nothing. After a few doors came a room with a side room, which he slithered into.

The little room was messy; a bunch of drawers, a few of which were knocked over, a small couch which you remembered from one of the rooms with the big windows, and a large makeshift bed from different fabrics and clothing from around the Blacksite. You could see a lot of snack bags nearby the bed, and..the faint smell of blood.

He slithered over and plopped you down on the 'bed'. "Soo? How you like it?" He was smiling, something that just made you start to fall in love all over again.I

"It's... great- uh..what's with the bloody smells-?" You were kinda nervous about it, it didn't stink that bad but the thought of why it was there made your skin crawl.

He shrugged, "Man's gotta eat, sweetie," your heart sank. You felt a sudden surge of fear, what if he did that to you? No, he'd never kill you, a good boyfriend doesn't kill his partner. But he's still been made a new creature, who I owe what killer instincts are like? Those sharp teeth of his could surely rip you up in an instant. He seemed to notice your panic, though you were just sitting still.

"Hey, hey hey," he slithered over and hugged you, gentler than the first time, "It's nothing, sweetie... It's just, well, snacks aren't gonna fill me up right? I'd never lay a finger on you, I swear," his words were somewhat calming, and you've always trusted him, so why stop now?

He suddenly broke off the hug and booked your nose with a clawed finger, "Boop! Except there, I'll put a finger there." The simple action made you laugh, nice to see he hasn't really changed.

You gently grabbed the hand and looked at it, observing all of its little details. Both of his arms had a kind of dark purple gradient, the darkest being the tips of his fingers. His claws weren't that sharp, but they were far from dull either.

While you were looking down and distracted, he took the opportunity to kiss your forehead, the feeling making you look up at him, to see him wearing that shit-eating grin he liked to wear. Seeing it made your face flush a little.

"Good to see you're still a cutie, sweetie," his hand you were holding lightly clenched around yours, he put his other hand on your cheek and gently rubbed it with his thumb, you leaned into his touch, it was so nice to be felt like this by him again.

He held your hands and put them on his cheeks, the action making you flush more. He then put his hands gently on your cheeks, quietly staring into your eyes. You both stared at each other for a while, before he slowly pulled you into a kiss, you both shutting your eyes into it. His lips were so tender and soft, just like you always remembered them being. He hummed quietly into the kiss, you could hear his tail lightly brush the fabrics of the makeshift bed.

He looked at your back to see your PDG, carefully unclipping it from your uniform and setting it aside. He could help but kiss you again, lightly moaning, his tail brushing the bed again.

He reluctantly broke it off, lightly pushing you down into the bed and crawling on top of you, pinning you under his chubby form, "I missed you.." But before you could reply the same he kissed you again, his thick forked tongue shooting into your mouth in the new kiss, you slightly gagged at the feeling of it but quickly loved the feeling. You let out a low groan as you kissed back, he growled with a possessive tone at the sound.

He moved to break it off, leaving you a flustered, panting mess. He bit into your neck, shooting a mix of pain and pleasure down your spine due to his sharper teeth.

"Mylo," you blubbered, the sensation making hard not to stutter. He moved a hand over your mouth.

"Shh, sweetie," he hushed you, now of all times. He growled as he bit into a new spot, making you yelp slightly. You saw his tail sway behind him during all this. His hands tenderly unzipped your Urbanshade uniform, teasingly slow, which left you shuddering.

"M..ylo.. I missed this.." You sighed, loving every sweet touch he gave you. He didn't reply, only giving a little teasing grin, his forked tongue 'blep'ing out of his mouth playfully.

Once it was off, he slowly moved his hand under the waistband of your underwear, then slid them down, his claws lightly scratching your skin. You were swiftly picked up by him, him then setting you down on your stomach. You heard him make a little 'mlem' noise, likely having licked something. Suddenly you felt a finger, no, two moistened fingers enter your ass, making you gasp.

"Shhh, can't have you getting hurt can we, sweetie?" His fingers slowly moved in circles, making you groan lowly as you did a weak nod. "That's it," he whispered, "Mmh, you're so tight already."

After a bit he took his fingers out, pinned you down to the bed as he lined himself up, then inching himself in carefully. Even after the prep it was clear you were going to be stretched out. You moaned longly as he finally got all the way in, the sensation so filling and pleasurable. Without warning he started grinding roughly, making you gasp out, his thrusts being so rough and hitting so deeply.

He groaned, "That's it.. Such a good little thing, sweetie.." His breath hitched as he rode your ass faster, letting out a moany sigh in the process, "Wh...Who's my sweetie?" But his movements didn't offer barely any room for reply, each one leaving you gasping and panting for more.

Feeling him like this just reminded you of when he was a human, using his normal human dick to ride and suck and fuck. He was always so sweet to you, and clearly things haven't changed. Well, except maybe girth.

He continued to pound into you, groaning in the process. You could feel him getting close as your walls kept clenching around him, but you couldn't help it, it was too good.

"Sweetie," he moaned out, "Yeah.. so good for me.. Mmm.." It was as if he was enjoying it more than you were. After a few more thrusts, he pumped his thick cum into you. With a whimper, which wasn't something you were expecting. He pulled out of you slowly then collapsed next to you on the makeshift bed, chasing his breath.

"I...I forgot how good that feels.." He slurred, his voice drunken still with the remains of his orgasm. He rolled into his back, carefully holding your trembling, loving form and holding you against his chest gently, which you snuggled into immediately. Being in his arms was something you never would've thought possible a few hours ago. It wouldn't have even crossed your mind.

You kissed his chest and looked up at him, briefly looking behind you to see the tail thumping the ground. "You're like a dog," you smiled, to which he let out a sarcastic chuckle.

"I'm your dog, then. Happy?" Oh yes, very happy. So happy to be with him at long last.

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ajsjajsj i had a lot of fun writing this, I also might've rushed the end a bit sorry 😞 hope you enjoyed!!

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[tigerdragon1001]

Sometimes I forget my family and I live in completely different circles mentally

[pigswithwings]

no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]

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what the kelp are you guys on.

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decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised

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its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?

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We can be friends. come closer

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group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)

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No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod

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ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)

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suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!

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human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.

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but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it

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yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.

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say that to my beak you coward

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maybe i WILL

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holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!

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GET THE WHAT?

[salamispots]

something something giant isopod sharing is caring pass the detritus

inprnt

[cracklewink]

Science-themed mermay day 3: Parasite (Sea Trout + Tongue-eating Louse)

Shoutout to @moose__chan on twitter/insta for helping me double check the ASL!

Bonus:

[bunneeboi]

[l0rd-0f-c0ws]

for some reason in class i just couldnt do anything but make weird isopod memes. heres all of them

Bonus horseshoe crab :)

[isopodluvr]

i KNOW this is a bug blog but i wanna talk ab one of my fav guys ever.,.,

Acanthostega !!!

theyre SO goofy!! appeared in the late devonian, this freaaaky thing has EIGHT DIGITS PER HAND!!! it has limbs but CANNOT bear its own weight, stuck in the waater.

i just love these guys so much <33

[onenicebugperday]

@greencheekconure27primary submitted: Some nice bugs for your enjoyment:)

The pink stuff in the first picture is a slime mold called wolf's milk

Wow......I love a slime mold. Hope that slug and isopod enjoyed the tasty treat. Some excellent finds in this bunch!

[isopodstypewriter]

can we get a bio on Atticus??? Love him!

yes ofc ! sorry for the late response I've been busy w school

Atticus Patterson is in his late 30s , he is around 6'8, genderqueer and bisexual with he/it/they and xe/xer pronouns, their love interest is Benji

something I wrote a little while back:

"Atticus has curly hair. Messy , orange , curly hair. a crooked nose , and scaring all over. he's a mess. sharp teeth line his mouth and he's lost. ears pinned back and tail thrashing back a forth. A once aggressive motion turned calming."

that's about all i have right now , but once i finish his and Benjis ending I'll post a better look at him !!

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[thatlavenderblue]

I GOT 8 PREHISOTIC PLUSHIES MOST OF THEM BEING PRE-CAMBRIAN CREATURES AND I'M SO IN LOVE

LOOK AT ANOMALOCARIS

From left to right: anomalocaris, trilobite, pteryx, pterygotus, diplocaulus, opabinia, giant isopod, horseshoe crab

(the links are in the comments)

[tigerdragon1001]

Hey everyone look at my fuckign isopod

Thank you have a good day

[lammienade]

[ghostember]

my beautiful isopod son who wears cowboy hats just like his father

[the-lonelyshepherd]

she let me hit cuz i. uh. exoskeleton