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keferon Ā· 5 months ago
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
Iā€™m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts Iā€™m spinning in the blender
ā€¦..I made the moodboardā€¦.
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#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. Itā€™s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I canā€™t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I donā€™t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#itā€™s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isnā€™t about them being ā€˜haha cute organicsā€™#itā€™s ā€˜oh god. I was turned into something Iā€™m notā€™#instead of teeheee theyā€™re fluffy#itā€™s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now Iā€™m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just canā€™t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror isā€¦.damn. Impressive. I didnā€™t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#itā€™s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuckā€¦.I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I readā€¦..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do thisā€¦ā€¦..#thereā€™s a tiny chance theyā€™re following meā€¦.if itā€™s true then I wanna tell Iā€™m sorry pls donā€™t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic isā€¦the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesnā€™t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which isā€¦..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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skunkes Ā· 6 months ago
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the real sphynx cat
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sophiphi Ā· 4 months ago
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Guys. GUYS. listen to me- kate carter is a natural brunette. no iā€™m not just saying that because daisy edgar jones has brown hair naturally, thereā€™s a picture of young kate and her mom that is shown in the scene where she comes back home. I caught it on my second rewatch. I mean ofc you could chalk up her darker roots to it just being a dirty blonde but no, she really is a brunette.
Which brings me to this thought- I wonder what Tylerā€™s reaction (along with the others ofc) would be when they see Kate with brown hair. Letā€™s say her blonde dye was growing out enough for her to decide to dye it back. Maybe she does it when she went back to NY for a bit before going back to Oklahoma. Will there be chaos? Definitely. Will Tyler Owens get a heart attack? Duh. Like, imagine the possibilities guys, hellooo
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caligvlasaqvarivm Ā· 2 months ago
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Do you think if the trolls all came back, like everything in the main comic did happen and they were alive again. Do you think Feferi would actually forgive Eridan? Or want to even be his friend after everything? I don't personally like the erisol and fefertasprite interactionā€¦felt rushedā€¦..so I just wanted to know your opinion if things were different! :)
Yeah, I think they would be! Feferi is one of the trolls who takes dying the least badly (relentless optimism) and Eridan does genuinely feel bad, which means a lot when it's Eridan. I think she really is genuine when she says she wants them to be friends and also that she's really not the type of person to hold a grudge, and like... death is SUPER cheap in Homestuck, it's really not the horrific, irredeemable, irreperable damage that it is IRL - and if you're talking about (Feferi) and (Eridan), then they're both dead (and irrelevent) now, so the score is kind of even.
In general, the fandom - I mean, people in general, really - tend to have difficulty divorcing themselves from other people. We tend to assume that the people and characters they like will hold similar opinions to themselves. This is how people who like Karkat and don't like Eridan can mentally gloss over or even block out their clear, close friendship, or how people who dislike Cronus can end up overlooking that Meenah actually takes his opinion seriously and unironically defends his wizard thing. Feferi really isn't mad at Eridan or upset about dying the way we probably would be, because she's friends with the horrorterrors, relentlessly cheerful, comfortable with death in general, and death is also just not really that big of a deal in this setting. "I'm really sorry about that, that was shitty of me" is honestly probably all the apology she needs, especially if they came back to life anyway.
#i dunno in general the fandom loves to blow stuff up#and make it all way way angstier than it needs to be or was even shown to be#by all accounts feferi takes dying really well#im sure shes still not STOKED to be eridan's friend again but out of all her faults#holding long unreasonable grudges isnt really one of them#(that's a kanaya thing actually)#eridan's always gonna be an annoying pest to her in large doses but i think she basically thinks of him as a friend#also eridan responds to problems overwhelmingly with Fight#so this idea that eridan will be forever mopey and angsty also doesnt ring true to his character#if anything i can see him becoming annoying again because now he won't stop fucking apologizing#like bro chill its fine already oh my god why is everyt)(ing suc)( a PRODUCTION wit)( you#because thats the last point too like#homestuck always returns to humor#hussie even says in the book commentary that homestuck is lighthearted and comedic at its core#that it keeps returning to that as a touchstone#even during its tensest moments like murderstuck theres just constant funnies and gags#so i just end up going kinda :/ when an interpretation is purely maudlin or cathartic#like its more homestuck when its funny and characters treating murder with the same gravitas as irl#not only doesnt make sense in universe where death is cheap - ESPECIALLY for trolls#but also just doesn't really feel very homestuck to me#but that is 100% personal taste so if you like that stuff by all means keep enjoying it lol#you just arent going to get uber angst from me u_u
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hayaku14 Ā· 5 months ago
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jp kaishin socmed aus are so funny cos stans call kaito "kai-kun" or "kurokai" or "bakuro" but with shinichi they call him "kudoshin" or "shin-sama" LMAOOO
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dazais-guardian-angel Ā· 21 days ago
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa šŸ™ and we get the true you back
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jabibi-the-beef Ā· 4 months ago
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i was helping to ring up a customer at aldi's in the self checkout and i was like 'hm this person looks familiar' but i wasn't sure because i didn't have my glasses on and i wasn't about to keep staring at her to find out but i got closer and
it's my bloody calculus teacher.
there are a couple regulars who come in that look like her when I don't have my glasses on but today it was her and omfg I pretended not to know her
but anyway i had to do like $3.95 - 2
$1.95 right?
TELL ME WHY I LITERALLY COULD NOT DO THE MOST BASIC SUBTRACTION IN FRONT OF MY CALC TEACHER I WAS PHYSICALLY SHAKING
it took me like 2 minutes to get that whole process done all the while she and her 2 kids were staring at me failing to do simple arithmetic I'm never living this down
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carcarrot Ā· 3 months ago
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ok sitting down for a moment at disneyland. elaborating on the post-beat concert shenanigans in the tags
#for those of you invested in my silly misadventures#ok so .#there was the meet n greet earlier which as i said was short but very nice and i was squimshed against ade for the photo#AFTER THE SHOW . go around the concert venue to the area by the stage door#but unlike the beacon theatre we were a long ways away from the stage door it was the huge parking lot and we were fenced off#and based off of the spars concert from last year at the beacon where the guys just left after we waited for almost an hour#i didnt really expect the beat guys would come over or anything but i was willing to wait a while#and wait a while we did and then danny carey came out and eventually came over to us and was really sweet and signed stuff#he wasnt taking any photos but was very nice just like the epitome of fun drummer guy#waited a while more. doubting still that the other guys would come over#next was adrian! and being the absolute sweetie he is he did come over and everything abt him is true#hes just the most wondrous sweet guy ever. he was also radiating comforting dad energy bc that annoying prog fan was there again#and ade was kind of like nicely protective where i was w my friend#ade also liked my inner revolution shirt and remembered me from the meet n greet :)#waited a while more and then eventually steve vai came out and well im sorry what can i say . i was šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«#it didnt help that when he signed my poster (as the other guys had before him) that like. his hand was resting on my hand god anyway#im sorry. old men musicians are my number one weakness as anyone whos been following me knows#oh i had gotten a blurry photo w ade and then got a flash photo w steve. its horrifying <3#we waited like an hour more for tony who was on a long ass phone call#but very nicely he came over too and somehow the photo w him turned out nicest. hes such a sweet polite guy#he also sounds like ron mael kinda lol#and thats my adventure!#and now ive spent an obscene amount to see em again. god
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trashlie Ā· 1 year ago
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Darker ILY Theories: the Shinae + Gun Kim theory
The time has COME. I keep telling myself to write this post but I keep putting it off because honestly, this one makes me feel sick. Iā€™ve been talking about it again with friends while rereading the Black and White Formal arc, and in light of the current FP episode (232) I think itā€™s time to bring this one back into the fray.Ā 
As a big disclaimer this post deals with sexual assault noncon theories of underage girls.Ā 
Sometime ago I read a theory that Shinae was at the formal forĀ Gun Kim. Thereā€™s been so many theories about the formal. Even recently, thereā€™s been talk about the way Yui had Shinae style her hair seeming similar to how Nessa wore hers, and how she insistedĀ that Shinae meet her husband. I donā€™t think by any means that discounts this theory at all, because Yui sure knows how to multi-task doesnā€™t she.Ā 
The Kim formal really set up a LOT of story and action. Itā€™s the moment ILY reveals what kind of story it is - not that there werenā€™t hints and clues before, because we could already see the discord in Nol and Kousukeā€™s relationshipā€™ the stress in Shinaeā€™s life and her fight with her father; the money struggles; her friends. But the formal introduced so many elements. It showed us how off Alyssa and Nolā€™s relationship is. It showed us how sinister Yui really is. It fully introdduced Sangchul and how lecherous he is. The Chess theory, the manipulation, the drugs, all of it was at the forefront finally.
And also, we met Gun Kim.Ā 
Gun is interesting, because heā€™s the character we know the least about at this point - and his eyes are alwaysĀ closed. Heā€™s always felt sketchy, even as far back as the black and white formal itself. The characters even comment on it. What is someone who looks like Shinae doing at this formal? Mr. Kim likes allĀ women.Ā 
Now that we know how chummy the Kims and Yui/the Hiraharas are, the more sinister it feels. Gun Kim, with his several connections to media conglomorates. Gun Kim, whose father* stepped down from his position as CEO of Hirahara Corp due when facing several sexual assault charges. Gun Kim, father to Sangchul Kim whose prep school has been rife with sexual abuse cases.Ā 
(* presumably Gunā€™s father. Youngchul Kim. Sangchul Kim. It checks out)
At the time, maybe he didnā€™t seem SO bad. A negligent father. A womanizer, a playboy. But in light of what weā€™ve learned, I think we can revisit the scene and find some clues laid out, waiting for their time to come.Ā 
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He makes his grand appearance - convincing the bartender to give underage girls alcohol. Even without the later context, this is terrible, but now that we know what we know.... it feels even more skeevy, even more dangerous. Letting young girls drink, get intoxicated, so that theyā€™re easierĀ for him. Ugggh.Ā 
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He sure makes himself real comfortable with the girls, too. Sure, thereā€™s nothing inherentlyĀ wrong with this. What a gracious host. But we know better. And we also know you donā€™t put your hands on people who donā€™t even know you. Seeing Alyssaā€™s face, you wouldnā€™t ordinarily think anything of her smile mask; she uses it all the time, why would this be any different. But in light of ep 232.... Iā€™ll try to save all my 232 posts for the end so I can put it under a readmore and avoid spoilers.Ā 
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Isnā€™t it weird, that he can instantly recognize Shinae? Oh sure, maybe itā€™s because someone who doesnā€™t know who he is isnā€™t from this world, so she has to be Yuiā€™s special guest. And look, Yui and Gun are business partners. Friends, even, since Sangchul seems to know so much about Nol and his family via Gun. Through who else would they know about Nol and his not-much-of-a relationship with Alyssa? So, surely Yui has told Gun about Shinae, since sheā€™s the topic of Kousukeā€™s interest, right?Ā 
But no, I feel horribly, uneasily certain that Yui has shown Gun pictures of Shinae, described her to him, maybe even told him how much funĀ she is. How sheā€™s got so much personality, that heā€™ll just enjoy her. Even typing this makes me feel ill ugh. The thought that Gun and Yui are in cahoots not simply by way of business but by way of an even darker, more sinister business is fucking horrifying.Ā 
So not only does he instantlyĀ recognize her for who she is butĀ 
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Is it wrong to pay her a compliment? Itā€™s not like he said anything inappropriate. And yet. And yet Shinae is uncomfortable. And yet he is a stranger, a man she doesnā€™t know, acting too friendly, someone who already knows of her. Danger, danger, danger, danger!
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This man gives me the creeps SO MUCH and itā€™s everything about THIS. His expression, those closed eyes, something about him feels smug and smarmy. Everybody gets drink, everybody gets inebriated, everybody gets to have fun. Heā€™s gross, heā€™s disgusting, heā€™s encouraging drinking. We know what kind of funĀ a man like him wants to see and have.Ā 
And heā€™s not simply enabling underage drinking.Ā 
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Even after Nol expresses that he doesnā€™t want a drink, heā€™s still pushed to have one, still expected to beĀ ā€œrespectful of the hostā€. The host who is pushing alcohol on minors!!! Like, even on its own thatā€™s clearly beyond irresponsible, because you can definitely get the sense that he wants to see what happens when a bunch of kids loosen up, when they all let down their inhibitions, when they all get sloppy and start making mistakes. Like, letā€™s not pretend otherwise. He wouldnā€™t be encouraging the drinks at all if he didnā€™t want something to happen, if he wasnā€™t hoping for that to transpire.Ā 
Like, really mull over that for a moment.
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The word choice thatā€™s used here is important, both for the things said and unsaid. Kousuke and Nol may have met Sangchul for the first time, but theyā€™re not stranger to Gun Iā€™m sure. I canā€™t imagine this is the first Kim formal theyā€™ve had to attend, and even if so, everyone in attendance seems to know Gunā€™s reputation. Sangchul is one of six children - but only one of two from the same woman. How many women has he been married to? How many more has he simply been with?Ā 
And how many of them young. Or against their will?Ā 
Sangchul didnā€™t learn his tactics from no one, letā€™s not forget that.Ā 
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Sangchul only knows coercion, bribery, blackmailing, manipulation. If youā€™ve got a hot girl, you mustā€™ve ha to force her hand, mustā€™ve had to black mail her to get her to agree. It could never be as simple as a girl just liking him, no. It must be some seedy, skeevy, manipulative tactic.Ā 
Sexual assault runs in the family. Sangchul learned from watching his father, who no doubt learned from Youngchul. When you see women as property, as items, you donā€™t see them as people. Even if she refuses, theyā€™ll get what they want in the end, wonā€™t they? UGH.Ā 
Kousuke and Nol react in surprise - alarm - because the implications of his wording is creepy. Nol knows Shinae is being forced to attend this formal, sheā€™s not here of her own volition and wouldnā€™t even accept his offer to safely get her out of there. He probably wonders exactly that - is that why sheā€™s here? And heā€™s possibly not entirely incorrect.Ā 
Yui sweeps in to note that Gun isnā€™t being so literal, but we know how those two operate. I think as readers we are meant to read into that. Itā€™s not there just for the boys to become alarm, itā€™s there for usĀ to understand that Gun is not a safe man for Shinae to go alone with. Especially because as readers we already know Shinae feels off, sheā€™s having a drink, AND the episode has quietly informed us that Sangchul roofied her.Ā 
And this man comes sweeping in, calling Shinae a cutie, promising to introduce her to everyone.Ā 
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Even in her addled state, Shinae knows thereā€™s something weird about the use of family, but sheā€™s dazed (sheā€™s drugged), she isnā€™t feeling right in the head, this whole event hasĀ  been a nightmare for her so far, sheā€™s being thrown into situations sheā€™s ill-prepared for, so itā€™s so easy to gloss over it.Ā 
But the text emphasizes it itself.Ā 
It IS weird.
This is ALL weird.Ā 
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Does this not make you feel disgusting? Does this not make you want to scream? Heā€™s talking like sheā€™s a pony or something. A grown man parading a minor around, talking about how sheā€™s a cutie, everything is so perfect, her dress - which is modest only in the front and leaves her whole back and parts of her waist bare - everything. And the question about is she your new wife?
How many other pretty young things has he paraded around like this.
How many other pretty young things has he wed? And how many of them were forced against their will, bribed, manipulated? What did he hold over their heads?Ā 
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I donā€™t have to spell it out. We know. We all know.Ā 
Look at Gun with his eyes closed, that stupid smile on his face. What was it quimchee said of why Mr. Kimā€™s eyes are always closed? Living is easy with eyes closed. He can turn a blind eye to anything, he can encourage anything. Was the drink too much, he wonders. Was she feeling unwell, he muses. Oh well, it doesnā€™t matter, my son has her. :)Ā 
Gun Kim is no fool. Heā€™s not naive. He is a horrible, vile man and he knows exactly what he was doing, sending an unwell girl who was previously drinking underage off toĀ ā€œrestā€ with his creepy, vile fucking son.Ā 
But Ashlie, youā€™re asking. I thought you said that Shinae is at the formal for Gun, but he knowingly sent her off in that state with his son, surely knowing what kind of horrible thing heā€™ll do to her. If sheā€™s for him why didnā€™t he take her?
Heā€™s the host, of course he canā€™t take her anywhere yet.Ā 
Sheā€™s the after party.Ā 
jfkafjkfakjfajkafjkafj GOD that felt gross to write Iā€™m sorry but I just KNOW thatā€™s his line of thinking, I just KNOW thatā€™s what this was supposed to be. Everything went awry when dick-punched Sangchul and escaped.Ā 
We know well enough now that the Kims are just as vile and atrocious, that they breed a special kind of especially horrible violence, that sexual violence is NOTHING to them - perhaps even fun. The way Sangchul needled Nol about Alyssa makes me so sick, because it tells you everything about how he views and treats women, the kinds of things he, too, has probably done.Ā 
All I can think of now is that Yui and Gun are in on this. Of course they are, this is their sleazy empire. Business partners that go further back, deeper than we ever realized. Yui, who has no qualms about playing with peoplesā€™ lives, who gets a thrill out of breaking people down, out of their misery. Gun, who thinks girls and women are ripe for the picking, who enjoys a nice pretty young thing? UGGH UGH UGH death wouldnā€™t be enough punishment. Prison wouldnā€™t be enough. NOTHING that happens to them will ever be satisfying enough but GOD I WANT TO SEE THEM TOPPLE AND FALL.Ā 
Spoilers for ep 232 ahead:
I think we can already see how this ties in to the current FP episode, right?Ā 
I had absolutely NO idea he was this close. Like... Iā€™ve worried about his connections to media conglomerates, Iā€™ve worried about the women heā€™s been with and how Sangchul learned that behavior, but to see him on the other side of the door of the bathroom in which Alyssa is hiding.... horrifying! The way he calls her sweetheart like heā€™s some placating father, except we know better. The expression on her face when she hears the girls talking about her but worse, when she hears Gun ask if she needs any help.Ā 
Itā€™s her body language when she finally comes out, so meek and small, arms held close to her body like sheā€™s trying to take up as little space as possible.
And itā€™s the implication that heā€™s going to drive her himself. Alone.Ā 
Not even a manager to spare for her? Or worse, is he a manager? An agent? Is he her superior in this role? Thereā€™s so many horrifying, stomach-churning possibilities and in the end, it doesnā€™t matter which he is, because the point is: he has that access.Ā 
He doesnā€™t need to be their manager, their agent. He has connections. He has Yui. He has his name and influence and power and money and most of all, he has dirty little secrets. So much blackmail. So much dirt.Ā 
GOD.Ā 
Iā€™m so fucking scared for Alyssa RUN GIRL RUN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT ;___________;Ā 
Iā€™ll put more thoughts in my actual 232 thought dump post but for now: Gun Kim may not have gotten a hold of Shinae, but heā€™s not left for want is he ;________;Ā 
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be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie Ā· 2 years ago
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I've been complaining a lot lately about people not having enough media literacy but seeing some of ya'll's takes on this banger new season of Black Mirror has me wondering if you guys have... too much media literacy.
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hideyseek Ā· 7 months ago
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10 characters, 10 fandoms, 10 tags
OH BOY HERE WE GO thanks for the tag @zrllosyn !!
in the order i thought of them:
shen wei (guardian)
kiyose haiji (kazetuyo)
arthur (inception)
merlin (merlin)
luo fusheng (granting you a dreamlike life)
kikuhiko (showa genroku rakugou shinju)
stephen a starphase (kekkai sensen)
takina inoue (lycoris recoil)
kazuma (noragami)
houtarou oreki (hyouka)
hmmm ok no-pressure tagging: @crehador @frogiwi @forerussake @loserboycharm @strangegeology @iamanonniemouse @blackbirds-of-promise @seventh-fantasy @carrotstache @still-gathering-roses only if you want!!!!
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harpalion Ā· 5 months ago
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itā€™s really ridiculous to me that pigeons arenā€™t more popular as pets cuz likeā€¦ they are literally the oldest domesticated bird and one of the oldest domesticated animals in general. they are quiet, highly intelligent but not destructive, come in a massive variety of gorgeous colors, breeds, and sizes, and can be very happy living in a fairly small area (ie, a bedroom) so long as they get some daily exercise. theyā€™re granivores and you can feed them sunflower seedsā€¦ they are soft and sweet and curious and playful and cute and they are not essentially a human child a la large parrots. i love them so much
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haichengtual Ā· 8 months ago
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i lied like a lying liar it does hurt
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thefloatingwriter Ā· 6 months ago
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1492 katherine you will always be famous to me.
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sketchy-scribs-n-doods Ā· 2 years ago
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POV: Your DM is actively regretting his decision 30 seconds ago to turn the bird you're riding on into a war veteran, allowing it to launch a rocket at your enemies while you, using the obfuscation of the Toy Island firework, remove yourself from the line of sight to use your Sharpshooter feat to get Sneak Attack as you throw a wolf's tooth into the chest of the Green Fairy, who dies tumbling out into the pages below
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infinitelystrangemachinex Ā· 8 months ago
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Mel for the unhinged character bingo!
yessss YEEEESSSSSSSSS
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#ask me#so Mel is in the unenviable position of being a very strong character whose rights I support and whose wrongs I also fully support#BUT the way she's treated broadly in the fandom is so pervasive and so consistent and so frustrating to me that#I am in full -must protect my blorbo- mode with her at all times#-Mel's story is over so the only thing left for her to do is die-#-if Mel dies then J can get together with V and they will appreciate her for her sacrifice bc she died a hero who rejected Ambessa-#enough! enough I say!#what about proving to ambessa that she can take the throne for herself? what about the angst of defying her mother and her home country#and opposing those in Piltover who DO want war and want to raze the undercity#what about the magic that she's heavily foreshadowed to have and how it's different from hextech#and how it directly opposes but also parallels what is happening to Viktor#what about her -friends- abroad and the plot Mel was cooking through all of season 1 that has not been revealed yet#there's so much potential for her to have to confront the fact that J was slowly becoming a monster through season 1#and that she can't ignore the undercity forever#also what if whoever Ambessa says killed her brother comes after Mel too!#it is very frustrating to see Mel get dismissed as dead or evil or irredeemable or whatever when she is consistently#the most interesting person in the room in every single scene she's in and the character who shows the most conviction and change#so yeah i will take a bullet for her she is my blorbo I will despise any character who hurts her#and I would cradle her in my arms if she gave me a chance - which she would never! - but a girl can dream#however I also enjoy leaning into the idea that Mel is perceived as being a devil from the outside - Mel leans into it too when it serves#but it's in direct opposition to her ironclad values and the personality that she keeps hidden a layer down#I genuinely think that Mel will have a happy ending - or at least as happy an ending that an Arcane character can get lol#like I fully believe she will take the throne (Piltover) in the end but I can only guess at this point what that will cost her#I love putting Mel in situations but mainly to play with both how creative she can get and also how fucking far she will go to win#which is ANOTHER thing we know is probably true about Mel but has not been put on display yet#also Mel has already done a great job at separating what she wants for herself as a person from just being Ambessa's daughter#but Mel still deserves to get plenty of great therapy for that situation because OH GOD THAT CHILDHOOD FLASHBACK#also Kino is dead? maybe dead?? at least Mel fully believes he's dead so she needs therapy and hugs for that too#I am super normal about her can you tell
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