#is this too gen z?

[zombrement]

Does any of this make sense...do you guys see my vision.

[pastanest]

thinking abt being Spencer Reid’s controversially young gf (post-prison dilf era) and while he’s working a case he calls and is like,

“Dearest ray of sunshine, the heart of my life and reason for existing- Our unsub is gen-z and I urgently require your assistance. Please, what is rizz?”

[timblrdrake]

calling dick grayson a millennial will be my favourite thing forever. i feel like the god of all language, he looks at me like i have his throat in my hands every time he uses slang and whether he uses it correctly decides if i crush his windpipe.

“I just yeeted that,” CRINGE. 100 YEARS OF MILLENNIAL JAIL.

“You um, served..” ACCEPTABLE. one crumb of relevancy.

[softerhaze]

starting to think that paloma might hate arden like. 4 real.

like. FOR REAL, for real 😭

[bedupolker]

I wasn't going to say anything about Hazbin Hotel because I haven't watched it and probably never will but WHY does this random sports/dive bar's karaoke machine have every hazbin hotel song and not classic rock staple Hotel California by eagles

[super-nova5045]

bunny corcoran looking up from hell at the classics group as they all go batshit insane

[awhoreintheory]

Picture Peter using slangs from his universe, and utterly befuddling people when he gets dropped in Gotham

Peter sounds insane. No one knows what a "gritty" is, or how to hit it. He has a weird obsession with caps, but he never wears a hat. No one knows what the hell "America's ass" means. Is it a dig at politics? A reference the "do the butt's match?" Meme? No one fucking knows.

Anyways that's how he gives his identity away AND Tim assumes he's from the future, the the batfamily makes contingencies around this incorrect assumption

[anonymocha]

Do NOT try this at home, you may not blink or sleep for the next 48 hours and found unconscious frothing in the mouth on a sidewalk after that

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

HOTCH: Garcia, please stop dancing on the table.

PENELOPE: *screaming* PLEASE, IM A STAAAAAARRRRR!

[bread-blogs]

Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man is the perfect amount of:

- comedy & quips

- anger & loss

- boy failure

- guilt that stems from “I couldn’t save you so how could I save the world” and turns into “I couldn’t save the world so how could I be a hero”

- Audacity

To be in the same movie as Deadpool. They would do it perfectly.

[gorgynei]

i think we should all be a bit disgusted by the fact that kamala harris is using memes and brat and chappel roan as part of her campaigning towards gen z. politicians are not your friends and never have been and never will be. it shouldnt be "cool" for harris to say that she is a "femininomenon"

[cryingat300kph]

'Papaya Rules' gotta be the most embarrassing sequence of words I've ever heard

[cipheramnesia]

While I'm not one for generational conflict cuz there's no war but the class war so to speak, I can't help but think that a "perfect millennial comedy routine" probably oughta consist of a little bit more substance than repackaged "kids use weird slang these days," along with askin to be given some common decency in accounta introducing Facebook and Instagram, plus also bein the boss.

Now folks I may just be a simple country baked salted ham, but it seems ta me that listin off four o the worst things in the world today ain't exactly any generation's idea of empathetic. Ain't a doubt in my mind we're more like than not cross put near three or four decades, jest sayin don't trust too well someone askin you to smile along while they insult ya and tell ya how ta act and they think ya oughta be quiet n grateful for a handful o garbage cuz they invented takin a shit.

But I don't know, don't listen to an old coot like me.

[victusinveritas]

[get-acronixed-meme]

[desultorydenouement]

the reason movies about the new teenage experience feel bad and cheesy is because of those scenes where the teen comes home and lays down and scrolls on their phone in the darkness. bc no one is ever aware of scrolling on their phone. they’re in the phonezone. they’re spaced the fuck out. that birdseye view of them in their sad lonely room doesn’t do shit to communicate the actual experience of being dissociated from your physical body for 5-7 hours of each day. of falling into the brainportal and looking up and thirty minutes have passed. of the chaotic mental feeling of having five apps to check and sixty notifs and a dopamine hooked brain that doesn’t have enough gas to get outta the driveway and being so totally overwhelmed by what is essentially just you sitting in your bed on your phone. movies make those moments in the phone look quiet and sad but they’re actually your brain moving a hundred miles per hour in a car that can’t quite drive right