#is this ooc. probably

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

[gothiethefairy]

i kinda love before marcille calls the demon!laios out, kabru can definitely tell there was something super off about laios.

kabru is like, "hold up, this is not my man. wtf."

[farshootergotme]

Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?

Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.

Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?

Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?

Hero: Wait, excuse me-

Nightwing: As a matter of fact-

Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!

Nightwing: You know you love me!

Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!

Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-

Red Hood: Not listening!

Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...

Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!

Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-

Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.

Hero: ...

Hero: what the actual fuck?

[zzoupz]

"Cecil would want Sans to win" "Sans would want Cecil to win" you fools. you buffoons. Cecil would want his husband Carlos to win

[yourlocalcharlie]

Tony sighs, staring down at the mysterious goop his most recent experiment had created. He's spent the last few minutes just staring down at it, watching as it writhes in it's beaker, purple radiance reflecting off the metal lying haphazardly on the table. He knows it is more than likely dangerous, but now that leads to the question of how the hell is he suppossed to safely dispose of this? The door slides somewhere behind Tony, and is followed by footsteps; "Hey Mr. Stark I was wondering if- woah what is that?" Peter asks, tripping on nothing and nearly spilling the coffee in his hands, the mug tipping dangerously. He's wearing the pristine lab coat Tony had gotten for him when he turned eighteen, Peter Parker embroidered in the corner. Turning around, Tony smiles at him, waving his hand as he tries to come up with an explanation. Tony waves a hand in fauz non-chalance, "Run of the mill alien toxins, tried mixing their stuff with ours and ended up with deadly goop again. Only issue is getting rid of it." Peter perks up, setting his mug down on a table and reaching into his pocket, rustling through the loose screws, pens, and whatever else he keeps in there. "I can ahndle it, sir!" He says happily, as if there was no threat at all. It's then that Peter pulls a gun out of his pocket,, holding the pistol-sized machine casually before clicking a button on the side and pointing it at the now pulsating toxins, squinting one eye in an effort to aim better. Tony backs up, his hands raised as Peter presses down the trigger and a ray escapes the barrel of the gun, near instantly turning what was once a pile of straight danger into nothing. He looks back and forth between Peter and his gun (when the fuck did Peter get a gun) and the now empty counter space. "What the shit," Tony mutters, watching as Peter click the button again and slips the gun back into his pocket. "Why do you even have that, Peter?" Peter shrugs, "Made it the last time we had an accidental toxin on our hands. Can't have dangerous stuff just lying around." He says with a tired smile, picking up his coffee cup and walking towards the web-shooters he had been working on the last time he had come to the lab.

We need more disintegrator rays in media they’re just so funny to me, especially in the hands of people who aren’t villains

Like Peter Parker hasn’t slept in 48 hours, is running off of coffee sludge and whatever concoction he made himself in his lab, eye bags bigger than his eyes is like:

“oh don’t worry I invented a way to get rid of toxic and unsafe materials after I do my experiments, it’s this incredibly dangerous disintegrator ray, yup, works on any material and gets rid of stuff within seconds, I keep it loose in my lab coat pocket so that I can reach it quickly, can’t just let hazardous waste sit around y’know, lab safety is very important to me, I forgot to put a safety switch on the ray :)”

and everyone else is like Peter. Pete. Buddy. Put the Ray Gun™️ down please.

[redbeantofu]

comes back from tumblr hiatus just to share this klapollo shitpost

original:

[msmimundo]

In which Angel Dust gets big on politics

EDIT: Part 2

[cheekinpermission]

Twisted Wonderland has such a wonderful array of sibling dynamics!!

So beautiful <3

[pigeonstab]

@somegrumpynerd :3c Cross getting his first toy ever

I think it's the kind of thing he brings everywhere cuz it's his comfort item.. and he's never had a comfort item before

[whosbian]

[araremonaka]

More handholding

[justaz]

merlin who uses his magic everyday in ways that he doesn’t realize isn’t normal. magic helping him see in the dark so he can find his way in the woods or dark rooms with no problem. connecting with the woods around him so he always knows where he is and whats in the general vicinity which allows him to sense bandits just before they attack. using magic to keep warm in the cold or to cool down in the heat. confident and willing to go toe to toe with anyone bc he knows that regardless of what they throw at him, he could always win bc he could just use magic.

then somehow someway (post magic reveal) a sorcerer takes away merlin’s magic. or well just locks it away ig. but anyways merlin doesn’t have this part of him anymore and is left feeling empty, exposed, and vulnerable. arthur, the knights, and merlin going on a quest for answers to their problem and a way to get merlins magic back. but. but. but merlin is all jumpy and he’s rambling more than ever and is often reaching out to grab onto someone (usually arthur) and everyone’s confused and then they get ambushed and merlin freezes in the middle of the path like a deer. he’s watching everything go down around him with wide eyes until he’s targeted and one of the knights have to rush in to save him. afterward merlin is constantly holding someone and his grip is rather tight. he keeps looking around, his eyes scanning the trees around them over and over. when they try and settle down for the night, merlin wont leave the camp without an escort or two and when they’re trying to go to sleep, merlin is flinching at every noise in the woods around them and ends up shuffling over toward the person closest to him and laying pressed up against them.

arthur opening his mouth to tease and call him a coward when the word registers in his mind and he realizes that that’s what he’s actually seeing, merlin scared and defenseless. he ofc doesn’t realize the true depth of it all, i mean he knows merlin is missing his magic but he doesn't know that magic has always been a part of merlin, it makes him him. he’s had magic since he was born, he’s never known life without it. as he is now, he feels bare and exposed and blind and deaf and terrified. the knights are his defense rn and for the past few years, merlins been their protector so its a complete reversal of everything he’s ever known. he’s scared. arthur bites his tongue and lets merlin hold onto his arm and snuggle up close at night for some form of comfort and security. he doesn’t tease or mock and responds to his ramblings of fear with a level of gentleness the knights weren’t aware he even possessed. merlin slowly relaxing as arthur subtly comforts him without addressing it

[spottedgardeneelstan]

romance route unlocked!

based on this post, which seemed like an interaction shen jiu would have

[monod1cot]

Transfem Paracelsus

[wakkoroni]

Batfam Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: pt 20!

Tim, getting ready for patrol: I bet you can’t go through the entire patrol walking on your hands

Dick: probably not… I can try though

Bruce, sighing: Tim, why would you do that? You know Dick can’t back down from a challenge

Tim, shrugging: things were getting boring around here. I had to spice things up somehow

—

Throughout patrol

Riddler: Riddle me this- wtf are you doing?

Nightwing: 🤸‍♀️

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” a comic for NaruMitsu Week 2023

day 1 - lies & secrets - 2 - 3 - 4