#is this a copypasta????

[paranormeow7]

if lovemaking with you were a perfume, it would waft through the air like the gentle embrace of a sun-kissed meadow at dawn, where whispers of nostalgia linger in the breeze. imagine the warmth diffusing from a flickering campfire, casting a soft, golden glow on moments wrapped in bittersweetness. the fragrance would be an exquisite blend – the sweetness of elusive memories, the richness of dark chocolate, the lingering aroma of freshly brewed coffee, and the grounding notes of ancient woods. each inhale would transport us to a dreamlike realm, urging us to live in the enchanting magic of the present, free from the weight of worries.

yep, sex with you must be real good.

WHO ARE YOU

[dogesterone]

>acquaintance mentions that they think a kink is immoral

>ask them if their judgment is based on material reality or constructed disgust

>they don't understand |pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is material reality and what is constructed disgust

>they laugh and say "its a reasonable judgement"

>interact with them a little bit more

>its constructed disgust

[sasha-psychedelia]

The Provably Worst Gun for Home Defense

What is provably the WORST gun for home defense? A .22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned musket is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable worst home defense gun in the world is; and I have found it.

This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales.

I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively.

Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud "thud" as you take each 6" step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.

You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times.

To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall.

With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream.

You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire.

You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.

It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear.

The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator.

You're crying now.

The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.

[plotsignificanthaircut555]

I found my Eva Title Card Generator tab again

[fairynami]

You can love a character and still admit when they're wrong !! I love Korra but I can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out for her actions (which are always correct).

[linkedin-offficial]

youll never guess where ive been

[bloodraven55]

you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong…. i love homura but can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out for her actions (which are always correct)

[galedekarios]

you can love a character and still admit they’re wrong. i love gale dekarios but can acknowledge his flaws (none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct).

[bixels]

Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch

[faggilyeverafter]

If wasps have a million fans I am one of them. If wasps have ten fans I am one of them. If wasps have only one fan than that is me. If wasps have no fans, I am no longer on this earth. If the world is against wasps, I am against the world.

[hawberries]

I can't take it anymore. I'll never get sick of Baizhu. I try to play Alhaitham, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Furina, Baizhu can heal me. I try to play Tighnari, Cyno – Baizhu can heal me. He takes me by the wrist to check my pulse. I forage for him. I craft five copies of Prototype Amber for him. He's satisfied. "This gives me a good amount of both HP and energy" he says. "I don't need any field time to full heal your entire team." I want to pull the Jadefall's Splendour but I can't, I don't have enough primogems. He shakes his head gently and puts my credit card away to be used on something more important. "This is not the end. You're taking a turn for the better." There is no hint of malice in Changsheng's eyes. Nothing but pure, instant, teamwide healing with no circle impact or energy hunting. What a kind world.

[nautls11]

new vocal stim for echolalia gang (its me im echolalia gang)

[postmail]

"average baggins faces 3 of the horrors a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average baggins faces 0 of the horrors a year. horrors frodo and bilbo baggins, who live in in a smial & face over 10,000 horrors each day, are outliers adn should not have been counted

[sasha-psychedelia]

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[puppygirl-slimegirl]

As a mech pilot, taking estradiol is a purely tactical decision; your body temperature will drop, and when you are surrounded by eighteen tonnes of metal and computers, every bit of cooling counts. As your skin gets thinner, the bio-uplinks will pierce your skin more easily, saving precious seconds of connection time. Sure, your libido might drop, but those pesky erections are pretty annoying in your skintight pilot suit anyway, right? Your heightened sensitivity will allow you to react more quickly and efficiently to haptic feedback on the battlefield. Increased fat buildup on the thighs and hips will give you greater stability in the pilot mount, and a decrease in muscle mass isn't a concern when you have a team of other, stronger pilots and engineers to assist you. The biggest changes are psychological, though, and if you think the neural feedback reward loop is intense now...

[kindaorangey]

hey guys when you say the ark boys were born to be together can you include bliss lai in that as well? the ark boys and bliss lai if it's not too much trouble thanks guys