#is the day hell freezes over
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every year i see people react to the oscar nominations and theyre like "this is CRAZY how could they snub this MASTERPIECE? are they stupid?" YES!!! YES THEY ARE!!! THE ACADEMY IS NEVER NOT GOING TO NOMINATE MAINSTREAM, LIVE ACTION BLOCKBUSTERS!!! ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
#og post#the day we see an animated film nominated for anything other than best animated feature#is the day hell freezes over
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anyone else do this?
antis dni, what you have there is an unwarranted sense of self-righteousness, not anything of real value
proship/comship/pro-fiction safe!
#scary crane shitpost#not fandom#proship#proshippers please interact#anti anti#anti-anti#antis dni#proship selfship#proselfship#proselfshipper#proselfshipping#stolen from an anti#i do this all the time LMAO#there's a ton of characters that i thoroughly enjoy that i dont have on my f/o list currently#and thats actually because adding f/os means updating the list on my strawpage#and doing that usually means drawing both my f/o AND my s/i for their source#and that takes. quite a long time#its not that hard but it's so fucking time consuming lskdhskdjhd#oh and also trying to come up with a unique tag for them#because the day i use the main tag for them is the day hell freezes over (aka antis leave fandom space forever)
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for my own gratification bc i just ran into nie mingjue hate in the wild, would you mind making a post that defends my poor good boy? he worked so hard and got gaslit to shit before getting murdered terribly ;; literally everyone sat there telling him "youre being too harsh" and he's just responding appropriately. like yeah, if you witness a murder, ya kinda got to do something about that as a clan leader. its kinda your responsibility, even when you care about the person who did the murdering. he was also a really young when he took on the role of clan leader and idk, it just made me rlly sad to see people dunk on him cuz wtf he's literally just trying his best in an impossible situation WHILE being perpetually fucked over by his clan's own traditional cultivation cuz now the stronger he is as a leader, the closer he is to going literally insane and dying bc of it. (mingjue did nothing wrong i will die on this hill) ((sorry for going on a tirade, im just sad and defensive of my good boy rn))
Oh no! I'm so sorry you had to go through Nie Mingjue hate! Truly tragic. I went through that once when in the beginning of me reading the books, when I still had no proper opinions, and never again.
I'm more than willing to make a post about Nie Mingjue! I'm always down to talk about Nie Mingjue tbh, he's my heart and love and if I were to have been given the opportunity to be his right hand person, I would have simply never betrayed his trust and married him. Rip Jin Guangyao but I'm different.
Anyways, I, huhhh, actually think you?? Covered it all??? Pretty much?? Yet I will talk about it. This will be long and non-coherent, because I don't have the books rn to find quotes in them and honestly, I could write essays on Nie Mingjue either way.
Nie Mingjue is a central piece of the narrative, despite the limited amount of appearances he made, and the fact that he wasn't close to the main characters at all. The entire second part of the plot revolves around him- it happened because of him. His murder is a tragedy; literally, by greek standards, man has Cassandra Curse all over him, so I don't get how people can tell me, confidently, that his death was warranted. I've been told the man had asked for it, and this has mostly been by Jin Guangyao apologists.
So let me make something real fucking clear.
Nie Mingjue did not deserve to die. Let's get that out of the way, anyone can fight me on that. Nie Mingjue had more good qualities than half the people in this fucking story, despite his flaws. After his father was brutally murdered when Mingjue was only in his teens, Nie Mingjue stepped up as clan leader. We can only speculate the hardships that await someone leading a clan at such an early age. Yet, political challenges weren't the only thing he had to battle; Nie Mingjue knew about his clan's harmful cultivation, and he knew he was going to die young. So what did he do? His best. Literally his best, always. He was always giving 100% of his abilities, because that's who he was.
Let's talk about who Nie Mingjue was, shall we?
When Jin Guangyao, still Meng Yao then, describes Nie Mingjue, he finds himself perplexed, because Nie Mingjue isn't like other men. He is not frivolous, and he has no vices; Meng Yao describes how Nie Mingjue never showed an interest in arts, or alcohol, or women. All he did was train, and fight the Wens during the war. It shows that he had a one-track mind from the start, and has got a strict discipline; yet this strictly disciplined man, leader of a clan that prizes strength, continuously indulges his lazy and undisciplined half-brother, his one and only heir, despite not understanding his interests. We gather, pretty quickly, that Nie Mingjue is a bleeding heart for his brother, and for the ones he loves in general. We see the same softer side displayed in the presence of Lan Xichen, and of course, for some time, Meng Yao.
People seem to think Nie Mingjue took Meng Yao's betrayal too harshly. As if somehow seeing a man he thought to have been just and honest commit premeditated murder, then cover it up, was something he was just supposed to get over. To this day, I can't believe how Lan Xichen was so understanding of it. But not only did Nie Mingjue catch him in a cowardly act - Meng Yao proceeds to manipulate him, using the fact that Nie Mingjue cared about him, to stab him in the back. Or front, however it happened. I get that Meng Yao was in a difficult position, that he suffered at the Jins, that he felt backed in a corner; but Nie Mingjue was a man that had extended his help to Meng Yao before, and even then, he went to find Meng Yao in righteous fury, ready to help him again. To Nie Mingjue, the idea that Meng Yao "had no other choice" but to kill - to kill in the manner he did - it could have been nothing but a betrayal.
One thing that I personally highly respected Nie Mingjue for was the fact that he did not judge Meng Yao for his background. This is not up for debate; Nie Mingjue stood up for him, quite publicly, quite vocally, when Meng Yao was being insulted over it. And not only that, but he promoted Meng Yao to be his right hand man, just like that. Because he's impulsive, and to prove a point, but it was still huge of him to do. Not even Lan Xichen would have done that - In a society built on power dynamics between social classes, Nie Mingjue was one of the few characters who did not let that define his actions. It wasn't because he was born privileged (though he was) but because he he didn't let anything other than his judgment direct his actions. Nie Mingjue also never shied away from anything; if it had to be done, he did it, no matter the cost.
Nie Mingjue was decisive, and had an iron will. When Meng Yao killed the Nie disciples in Qishan, he wanted to kill Meng Yao. Meng Yao told him, paraphrasing, that "don't you understand that if I hadn't done that, it would have been your corpse up there?" and Wei Wuxian takes it to mean "Translation: I saved you so you can't kill me, because that would mean you're in the wrong." So Nie Mingjue hesitated for a second, then said: "Fine! I'll kill you, and then take my own life!" And the only reason he didn't, was because Lan Xichen was there. Otherwise, Nie Mingjue would have killed his former friend, then followed him to whatever afterlife awaited.
Nie Mingjue is often portrayed like he doesn't understand stuff, like he's stupid, simply because of his black and white sense of morality. That's not correct: Nie Mingjue understands motive, but he doesn't accept the ends justifying the means. Scratch that, he doesn't accept or justify either, if they're unjust. The murder of the Jin commander, the murder of the Nie disciples, not executing Xue Yang - how can Nie Mingjue possibly understand Meng Yao's decisions, when Nie Mingjue would rather die, any day, than live thanks to vile actions?
And then, Nie Mingjue starts falling into qi-deviation. We know that it affected his temper the most, and his judgement. I don't understand how it works, really, so I don't know by the end how much was Nie Mingjue and how much was the mess that the spirit made of him - maybe a combination of the two. But what is certain, is that the rapid qi deviation changed him.
But I could write a hundred more pages on him, meticulously going over every single scene he has ever appeared in, because I find him that interesting. I find him the most interesting, and the most appealing character, because in a story where the navigation of the cultivation world's complex politics and hierarchies with tact and diplomacy is crucial, Nie Mingjue stands uncompromising in his principles, choosing duty and honor over anything else, even when it's hard.
#the untamed#mdzs#cql#mo dao zu shi#nie mingjue#nie mingjue had his flaws#and he had his virtues#i will not allow slander on his name#when he always did what he thought was best and just and good#when he was loving and kind and hot-headed but he was also just in his early 20s with the weight of the world on his shoulders#cold absolutely freezing day in hell when i'm over him
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The lovely boys @canisalbus
Machete is a Indian white Marwari and Vasco is a honey Clydesdale
#Tap for better quality.. this app is awful#digital art#my art#artists on tumblr#illustration#artwork#machete#canisalbus#vasco#vaschete#Vachete#The day I spell their ship name right hell will freeze over#art#artblr#YOU CANT SEE THE WHITE HIGHLIGHTS ON MACHETE BUT ITS THERE T^T
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chill kill got taken off spotify....this is my 9/11
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Just got confessed to by a guy ive never spoken to ?? He admitted he only likes me for my looks ??? What a charmer, im already swooning!! Head over heels for u😍😍 *fans myself flutters lashes and faints*
This is so KyraCore guys HAHAHAHHEGWHA
#🎀! yap#the day a man likes me for my personality is the day hell freezes over#HE ASKED ME TO PLAY MINECRAFT WITH HIM TOO HELPP#bro i do NOT want to play minecraft with u 😭😭#im leaving this guy on delivered 🎀
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"I think I caught an angel..."
Hearing about a giant winged creature stealing food from and terrorising the nearby village, hunter Jonathan takes it upon himself to capture it, and soon, he is able to take it by surprise, successfully trapping it. Much to his shock, though, the beast is unlike any creature he's ever seen before...
The question is... what is he going to do now?
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Day 1 of Jonawagon week!! Decided to combine two of the prompts (alternate first meeting & fantasy AU)
@tempest-loupnoir and I have had this AU for a while now but we still have no idea what to call it :P
How To Train Your Speedwagon -wheeeeze-
@speedstarweek
Yes it's a little late shhhhhh it'sfine-
Bonus Wingwagon without the net under the cut:
#jonawagonweek#jonawagonweek2023#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#freddart#jonathan joestar#robert e o speedwagon#speedwagon#the day i draw jonathan with a consistent art style is the day hell freezes over :')#jonawagon
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is there an actual medical reason why my body just doesn’t respond to medication and if there is please tell me it can be fixed bc this some bullshit
#ive tried easily over a dozen medications that just did absolutely nothing#and i mean no benefits no side effects even at increased dosages#all for different things like blood pressure heart rate salt increase contraception the works#then theres pain killers#talk about a waste of fucking time#ive tried at least 8 different pain killers that all have different bases and different things they fix#in the last five days ive tried four different meds#and theyve done absolutely nothing#one of which was a post surgery med my dad was prescribed and it literally just made me high for an hour and didnt touch my pain#how the hell does that happen#my ribs are so fucked#and its going into my stomach and hips bc of the way ive been holding myself to compensate for it#and i literally did nothing to trigger it#i know its muscle bc i used rapigel and it instantly went freezing cold#but i also had a long hot magnesium bath and used a topical muscle relaxer spray and none of it did shit#ive done heat ive done cold ive done sitting ive done laying down#im trying some endone we have left over tomorrow and if that does nothing then theres literally nothing else to do#theres nothing else#what the fuck am i supposed to do#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#spoonie#chronic pain#pots#postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome#fibromyalgia#ehlers danlos syndrome#chronic illness
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Other favorite bits from the Dorley reread: Lorna's Paranormal Investigator Arc™
#tfw you're the only normal trans girl in a story about a forcefem kidnapping ring#and you're dating your ''cis'' girlfriend who gets you hormones ''from the internet''#and slowly noticing how there's things she's not telling you and how her and her friend group are all weird about the same things#and then one day your girlfriend's equally cis friend is tired and distracted and asks your girlfriend if she can use some of her ''pills''#and they both briefly freeze and then awkwardly smooth the interaction over but you KNOW#your whole social circle is trans people you go to trans rights rallies on the regular you KNOW that social interaction#you know this cis girl just asked your cis girlfriend if she could borrow some of her estrogen and what the FUCK#and all the little things are adding up and you start digging and they're all connected to this one dorm on campus--#and IS MY GIRLFRIEND IN A CULT???#WHAT IS HAPPENING#you're infiltrating this incredibly foreboding institution and all these girls are smiling too evenly at you and trying to steer you away#and IS THIS THE STEPFORD WIVES??? ARE THEY GOING TO HUMAN SACRIFICE ME??? WHAT IS GOING ON#because that's what Dorley is like looking in from the outside#and then all the while you see from the other PoVs what she's up against:#just the stupidest most neurotic group of codependent trans girls who are flailing rapidly in a comedy of errors#trying to figure out how to tell you the truth without you freaking out#or without it sounding stupid as hell#they're so fucking stupid Lorna I cannot emphasize enough what a pack of idiots these girls are it is NOT a slick operation#dorleyposting
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There’s a good chance Lykaia might be late this week for patrons. Had period cramps yesterday that damn near sent me to the ER so we are not doing well, friends.
#mine have always been bad#like passing out level bad but they’ve been manageable the last few months#but yesterday jfc i couldn’t even wrap my head around the level of pain#and my family thinks they’ll get kids from me one day?? HA! when hell freezes over#idk what’s up tho I might make a doctors appointment tho I doubt I’ll find anything out#the joys of being a black woman am I right???#and imagine me showing up with my dark skinned bf too they’ll surely prescribe me some Tylenol and brush off my pain#I love being black but I hate everyone else’s perception of blackness#text post
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the thing about not fucking up my sleep schedule during the summer so that i don't end up having to suffer through a week of insomnia to fix it (aside from this being a new experience for me, usually i manage to unfuck up my sleep schedule in a day or two) is that staying up all night reading during the summer is literally the reason i stay alive. it may sound dramatic but i spend the whole work year subjecting myself to a hateful schedule of being up before the sun, and the reason i survive it is because i know come january I'll have night after night of reading for hours and hours and hours uninterrupted, peaceful quiet. I've been doing this since I was a child, it kept me going back then too, it's kept me going my whole life. i can't afford a lot of expensive pleasures like traveling, or buying that new gaming pc I've wanted for years, but i can stay up until 6am reading every day for a month. yes I'd love to avoid going through the hell week I've just endured ever again, but if you ask me to sacrifice my favorite summer passtime literally what's the point of being alive
#all due respect to my adhd doctor but you don't fix my sleep schedule by sending me into a depressive spiral that sounds like a bad idea#“wake up at the same time every day” yeah no thanks I'd literally rather die than give sleeping in during the weekends and holidays#how is “subject yourself to allowing capitalism to control your schedule every day for the rest of your life” good advice to anyone#“get up at 7.30 even when you don't have to”#hell will freeze over before i set an alarm on a sunday#if that's the solution thanks i don't want it#I'm also pretty sure the insomnia had more to do with everything going on than with my sleep schedule being backwards#alext txt
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switching over to 10 hour days next month which means i’ll only be working four days a week 🎉
#we’re on OT freeze now that summer is over (most likely going to pick up again once all the no heat calls come in)#but i’ve been working 50-60 hours & traveling once a month since march#so i’m already used to longer days & i’ll have a week day off so. hell yeah
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Herbert West - Reanimator - H. P. Lovecraft
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Narrator (Herbert West - Reanimator)/Herbert West
Characters: Narrator (Herbert West - Reanimator), Herbert West (Re-Animator)
Additional Tags: Mad Science, Animal Death, Corpse Desecration, Getting Together, First Kiss, Implied/Referenced Character Death, gay as fuck to be a lovecraftian mad scientist. what are your “midnight doings”? other men?
Summary:
I will not say that I loved Herbert West.
(But he did, nonetheless.)
#red writing#herbert west - reanimator#h. p. lovecraft#herbert west#herbert west/narrator#i don't think you can do a portmanteau ship name with a mf who hasn't even got a name#but i can't use danbert because daniel cain is definitely not giving pseudo-edwardian monologues about the nature of the soul#anyway. never thought i'd see the day when i was writing fanfic of lovecraft. hell freezes over#but c'mon man you can't be a narrator and keep talking about the 'soft voice and delicate features' of your evil bestie#and expect me NOT to write about you making out#in the most flowery and overwrought way possible
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100% sure that jinako would be infinitely more popular/more merchandised if she was thin and her weight is the only thing holding her back
#i also think that it's the only reason her and karna's relationship isn't portrayed as explicitly romantic#like i understand that the day fgo allows any of the characters it views as attractive to be paired off is the day hell freezes over#or any of it's characters tbh. i'm looking at waver and iskandar here.#but jinako Literally isn't a fgo-only character and while i get why she and karna weren't paired off in extra. i can only see one reason wh#they haven't been Literally Anywhere Else#romeo.txt
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hackers vs the immovable object that is spencer reid ( the only piece of personality technology he has is a flip phone he bought in 2004 that doesn't even have any contacts because he's memorised all of the numbers he needs to know ).
#tbt.#every team member has given him shit for it#but G//ARCIA especially#the day that s//pence allows g//arcia to go crazy with buying him a new phone is the day hell freezes over
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Hazard v Shockwave aggression is so fucking funny to me.
#maccadam#transformers#tfp au#hazard#oc#tf oc#tfp shockwave#their designs are so different that they go together in an interesting way#the day they get along is both the day hell freezes over and the day the universe shudders
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