#is that a love potion.

[blackrocks-king]

Would you like a... Potion, my Majesty...

Would .. this be the Kitchen Wizard by chance . .? A ‘potion’ would seem tempting , but I am a bit . . worried on the effects. Are you sure . .?

[bisclavaret]

a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

[irrealisms]

everyone in mcyt fandom talks about bad inventories but i feel like we don't talk enough about the different types of bad inventory & the ways that inventories can be characterizing. i took most of these screenshots but one or two of them aren't by me and i've just had them saved for a few months sorry. i'm taking inventories from various people across various servers (wild life, dream smp, hermitcraft, lifesteal, and 2b2t) to illustrate my point here

like there are inventories that are bad because they're empty:

but then there's also inventories that are bad because they're full:

and, like-- the different ways an inventory can be bad are also characterizing? an inventory can be bad because the items aren't stacked; or because it's empty of anything useful; or because it's so full of building/fight supplies that there's no slots left for doing anything else; or because it's full of random junk. it speaks to a character's position (compare tubbo's diamond sword and empty inventory to ranboo's netherite sword or zam's full inventory of potions) and the rules of the server they're on (tubbo's not wearing elytra because elytra aren't allowed on the dsmp; zam's inventory has chorus fruit and wind charges but no ender pearls because ender pearls aren't allowed this season on lifesteal) and what their priorities are (building, pvp, lore) and how organized vs scattered they are and so much more. another inventory i like:

like!!! that's so instantly characterizing, for both the character and the server!!!! 5 stacks of end crystals + obsidian. 6 stacks of tnt. 3 stacks of god apples and a stack of chorus fruit as your only food. the bucket of lava and bucket of water for lavacasting. the fact that the flint and steel is enchanted with unbreaking. that's a STORY--of the character but also of the server! this is not the sort of inventory you have on most servers! it's so focused around griefing--explosions, lavacasts--and pvp, and the stacks of god apples as primary food source are an instant warning sign for widespread duping. the chorus fruit not for fights--ender pearls are strictly better, and he's got some so he clearly has access to them--which means it's for escaping traps, which means that's a live concern. it's got a lot of pvp supplies but it's so wildly different from the lifesteal inventory in ways that speak to the differences in server rules and cultures. like, horrendous inventory in many ways. also, very good inventory in some ways. also also, delightful inventory! fascinating inventory!!! inventories are such a delightful source of instant characterization i love them so so much

[syneester]

Cinnamon and spice is right But I'm really not that nice ♪

[oracle-fae]

№ 7 Passion

[waitineedaname]

miso soup should count as a real world healing item

[justaz]

merlin being hit with a truth spell or potion or whatever and being so stressed that he’s gonna reveal his magic to arthur only to find that he can’t insult or tease arthur anymore bc every time arthur instigates their banter, merlin starts to go on and on about how arthur makes him so happy and the love he feels for him is immeasurable and how he’d burn the world just to keep him warm

[ultravioletbrit]

“chill” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 331 words

Regulus breathes a sigh of relief. After two hours working with James on this Potions project they’re down to the last few steps.

“…Once boiling, stir ten times counterclockwise.” James reads and Regulus stirs.

“Remove from heat and cast a cooling charm.” James continues and Regulus does as instructed.

“Allow potion to chill for three hours; stirring four times, clockwise, every twelve minutes—"

“Do what?” Regulus cuts James off.

“Allow potion to chill for—"

“I heard you, Potter.” Regulus snaps. “We have to stir every twelve minutes? That means we’re stuck here for three hours.” He grumbles.

“Not necessarily.” James says.

“Yes, it does. You can’t do anything in twelve minutes. By the time we would leave we’d have to turn around and come right back.” Regulus complains.

“First of all, there are a lot of things we could do in twelve minutes.” James grins.

“You’re finished in less than twelve minutes? I feel so bad for all your partners.” Regulus deadpans.

“That’s not what I meant, but it’s good to know where your head’s at.” James smirks. “What I was going to say was, we don’t both have to stay. I can stay and finish.” James offers.

Regulus stares at him for a moment. James is giving him an out, he should take it and run. But for some reason, something’s stopping him.

Regulus huffs and crosses his arms. “Well, what things were you talking about then? That we can do in twelve minutes?” Regulus tries to sound nonchalant.

James smirks again. “I meant something like exploding snaps or chess.” James pauses. “However, while I’m usually not finished in less than twelve minutes, if you had something else in mind, I’m sure we could get creative.” James lifts a suggestive eyebrow.

Regulus glares at him for a moment then sighs. “I guess we could play chess.” He rolls his eyes.

So, while the potion chills, they play chess, they play exploding snaps, and by the second hour they do in fact… get creative.

[tsuutarr]

Falling in love with you was an accident. Something that shouldn’t have happened.

The day was just like any other, really. As usual, Lovell had been conducting his cupid duties with scary accuracy, hitting his targets one by one. At the rate he was going, he would have been able to clock out early, too. But then you just had to walk in front of his target, right after he had shot his love arrow.

Instinctively, he dove in front of his own arrow, blocking you from getting hit. 

Unfortunately, that meant he got hit by his own arrow. And you were the first person he saw.

So now here he is. Lovestruck with you. Literally. Accidentally.

He shouldn’t be in love with you.

But oh – oh. You’re so cute. You make his heart flutter, his stomach tying in knots. His world is dipped in pretty cotton candy pinks and blues when he sees you. 

It’s really not his fault that he begins to follow you around instead of focusing on his tasks. It’s really not his fault that your potential suitors get hit by love arrows and end up falling for someone else. It’s not his fault that you’re just so darn cute.

So, yeah, maybe he should get some help for his little… issue, but you’re just so, so, so wonderful!

He doesn’t wanna let go of the way he feels for you. He doesn’t wanna let go of being able to watch you. He doesn’t wanna let go of you. 

So, is it so wrong that he’s making a plan to make you his? To make sure you can see and perceive and love him? Is it so wrong that he wants to make you lovestruck for him like he is for you?

As he readies his arrow, he can hardly agree that this is immoral.

Oh, no. After all, you should take some responsibility for making him like you so much.

[starswritingdorm]

“ let’s make the bed squeak! Or not? ”

synopsis: it’s getting heated between you and your boyfriend but you both get interrupted at the wrong time.

characters: first years

CW(S): F!Reader, make-outs, bite marks, oral sex (f! & m! receiving), fingering, lmk if I missed any!!

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ACE TRAPPOLA ──˙˚∘•˙˚∘

“ace, why don’t we take this to the bedroom?” Y/N smiled at her red headed boyfriend who had a light blush on his face but soon smirked as he nodded and pulled the girl closer to him by the waist before picking her up bridal style and started to walk to the stairs and up to her room.

Ace sets down his girlfriend gently on the bed as he gets on top of her smirking. “You’re so needy hm? Waiting for me all day just so we can get dirty at night” “want you so bad, ace..” “I know pretty girl, don’t worry, you’ll get your fix soon” Ace soon unbuttoned his shirt then towered over Y/N once more as he leaned down to kiss up her neck while having his hands wander up her shirt. As ace took off the girl’s shirt he smirked seeing that she wasn’t wearing a bra.

“no bra? What a dirty girl you are. Did you not wear one just for me?” “Yes..” ace soon leans down going suck on one of the nipples before a loud ringing soon heard from across the room. “Who the fuck?” Ace got up as he walked over to the nightstand which he picked it up and a loud voice was booming.

“Ace! Where are you!? One of the hedgehogs sneezed and riddle is looking for you!”

so much for a fun time.

DEUCE SPADE ──˙˚∘•˙˚∘

Y/N and deuce were sitting on the girl’s as they held each other and as they made out for a while. Deuce slide his hands around his girlfriend’s waist as he brought her closer if possibly while their tongues collide with one another. Deuce lets out a breathy groan before pushing her back on the bed and getting on top of her.

“You look so pretty, love..”

Deuce soon leaned down to the girl’s neck as he sucked and bit all around to make marks to show that, Y/N is indeed taken. Letting out whimpers, deuce slide his hand down to her pants as he undid them for her and slide them down along with her panties.

Deuce soon sat up as he dropped to his knees and grabbed his girlfriend’s thighs and spread them apart to reveal Y/N’s wet pussy, glistening from how wet she’s gotten just from deuce’s kisses. Deuce smiled as he looked up which Y/N smiled and nodded. “thank you for this meal..”

soon enough, loud knocking was heard on the door to ramshackle. Startling both of you guys, you both quickly get dressed again before seeing who it was at the door.

“Deuce! Are you in here!? Riddle is getting on my ass because it’s our turn to feed the flamingos!”

deuce sighed out before opening the door to leave, but not before saying goodbye and apologizing.

JACK HOWL ──˙˚∘•˙˚∘

Y/N lets out pants as she pulled away from her boyfriend as Jack leaned in once again, causing the both of them to fall back on his bed. Jack continued to kiss her more rougher making the girl moan in his mouth.

“Jack..!”

“shhh, I know, we can’t be too loud..the dorm doesn’t know you’re here”

Jack soon slide his hand in the girl’s panties as he started to rub her bundle of joy, making her moan out but soon her mouth was covered with his to muffle out the sounds. Jack soon slide his finger lower as he inserted his middle and ring finger into her hole and began to pump in and out.

Y/N moaned into the kiss as she relaxed more and leaned back into her boyfriend. Feeling him go faster, Y/N moans more as she then grips the bed sheets feeling her orgasm build up in the pit of her stomach. Pulling away from the kiss, pants and moans were let out feeling yourself come closer to the sweet relief.

A loud knock was soon heard on the door as the two of you froze in bed, the both of you stayed quiet until Jack spoke.

“Y-Yes?”

“If you and your girlfriend wanted to get into it, doing it in this dorm was not the best idea, we can smell what’s going on in here ya know!? You guys are lucky leona isn’t here right now..”

it was an annoyed ruggie that was at the door, luckily he told you guys before a certain dorm leader got annoyed with the smell or arousal.

EPEL FELMIER ──˙˚∘•˙˚∘

Epel groaned as he leaned his head back feeling your mouth around his cock. Hand in your hair, as he guided you at the pace he wanted. Letting out low moans, he looked back at his sweet girlfriend who was on her knees with her eyes closed in pure bliss as she sucks him off.

“look at ya’ takin’ me so well in your mouth..”

a small moan was made in response, making epel bite his lip as he pushed your head down further making more moans come out of your mouth.

“if ya keep this up, i might just come in ya mouth..but you would like that huh?”

He smirked seeing you open your eyes to look at him with your doe eyes. Just letting out a muffled whine in response as you pulled away for a bit giving his cock long licks before smiling.

“wanna..taste you epel..please feed me..”

“the things you do to me..”

As you went back to sucking on his cock, epel grabbing a fist full of your hair once more before pushing your head down further as he kept doing so, he felt himself come close to his sweet relief, as he felt himself going to cum, a voice boomed in the hall way that his room was in.

“Where is epel? Ugh, the time I look for a second and he’s run off”

the voice belonged to vil, as his foot steps also gradually grew closer and closer to his room.

SEBEK ZIGVOLT ──˙˚∘•˙˚∘

Y/N let out small moans as she gripped her boyfriend’s hair as he ate her out. Moans and whimpers were made as sebek’s skilled tongue laps at her folds, eating her like a starved man having his first meal in forever. Sebek kept licking up her folds while also sucking her clit.

“Yes..! Oh fuck..! More..!”

A low groan was heard as sebek was licking an and sucking faster as he also stuck two fingers into the girls hole, making her moan out.

“taste so good, need more..”

sebek pulled away to fix his hair with his free hand before going back to sucking on the girl’s clit hard while also fingering her at a fast pace, as this went on, the girl felt her stomach tighten a bit, insinuating that she’s going to come soon.

as this went one, the both of them didn’t hear footsteps coming close to sebek’s bedroom. Being to lost in the pleasure also meant they didn’t hear the door open until a voice was heard.

“Hey sebek we need to train—“

Silver stood at the door way in shock as he saw sebek soon pull away and turning to see who it was while also covering his girlfriend.

“Silver! Get out now!”

silver quickly left without a word as he slammed the door as well.

[amid-fandoms]

viewfinder vs real life

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

[warandpeas]

Potions

[boggywitchin]

Merthur prompt (inspired by another prompt I saw a while back)

Merlin accidently drinks a love potion meant for Arthur and now he's in love with some court lady. Everyone else thinks Merlin is just being a silly little guy(tm) with a silly little crush, but Arthur immediate drags his besotted manservant to Gaius demanding to know what's wrong with him. They figure out what's happening and bring the court lady to Gaius's chambers for more information, but she doesn't know anything beyond the potion was to make who ever drank it madly in love with her. Trying the age-old cure, the court lady and Merlin kiss (because Merlin insists that *she's* his true love), but of course it doesn't work.

Cue everyone in the castle/lower town lining up to kiss Merlin (Gwaine is first to volunteer) while Arthur just silently seethes in the corner trying to justify his feelings of jealousy as somehow platonic. Whether out of exasperation or some soft sitting-by-the-fireplace scene while Merlin waxes poetically about love and heart break, Arthur realizes things. They kiss and the spell is broken. He then has to splutter out a bunch of excuses to explain to a very confused Merlin why their faces are inches apart and why he can't remember anything after sneaking some wine earlier.

Everyone accepts that the potion must of worn off and that's why Merlin is back to normal. Now if only they could figure out why Arthur blushes every time he looks at his manservant...

[bobacupcake]

hi i haven't checked your blog in a while! why are you putting mario in the sea

he's my stanford bunny / utah teapot / suzanne the monkey etc that i put in my shader scenes when i want to test the way things interact with other things and in this case that thing i needed him to interact with was the entire ocean

[yessand]

the boy is mine love potion ༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆𖦹.✧˚