#is so fkng funny

[toestalucia]

True King: Excluding Phantagrande and Nalhegrande, there are five other major skydoms. Kahlesgrande, Wahnungrande, Amahtgrande… Ecksegrande, and of course the Great Oarlyegrande Skydom. These five skydoms fall under the dominion of my Istavion Kingdom. Special skydoms such as Zega shall also be annexed when the time is right.

True King: A second tragedy like Ecksegrande must not be allowed a reprise.

Amar: Did my beloved really give his life to save you so you could turn out this way? White Knight: … Amar: I'll never forgive you nor the Ecksegrande war campaign. It wasn't the armies of the Otherworld that killed my beloved. At his wake, you said you'd inherit his will and sacrifice your heart and soul for the skies. You said, "I'll take back Ecksegrande from the Otherworld." Do you honestly believe you can fulfill that promise given your current circumstances?

Hailak: The invasion by the Otherworld occurred over ten years ago. Wouldn't that put the White Knight in his teenage years of younger? Anissida: I'm not sure if the seat had been passed down yet at the time. But a soldier did lay down his life to protect someone he thought absolutely had to be protected. That much is undisputed.

went to grab some of the zega mentions and,,,,,8-10 yrs ago,,,,,,,,,,,theres a Lot of plot points........viola&byleistr death...abel death (i think...<3 or was that ~5 yrs ago)....amars husband dying....ecksegrande being overtaken.......

[lunarcry]

tfw u send memes to kaitlyn and get overwhelmed with the urge to write misumi again

[moscowwitch]

Russia:*Speaking Chinese with China* USA:*Notices* After awhile USA: How many languages do you speak? I saw you speaking Chinese, it was so cool.

Russia: A few, thanks. USA: What are they, a few?

Russia: My, Yours, German, Chinese and some sentences from others. Usa: Pretty awesome. it is your hobby to learn languages or smthng? Russia: not such a hobby, but a necessity. USA: Don't get it. Russia: Then you don't need it. USA: Mmmkay.

After awhile Russia: *Speaking fluent French with Francis* USA: *Notices* Mmmm

After awhile

Russia: *Speaking Arabic with UAE*

USA: *Notices* Bitch, wtf. After awhile

Russia: *Speaking fluent Spanish with Mexico*

USA: *Notices* C"mon, dude, it is not funny.

After awhile Russia: *Watching anime without any subtitle* USA: Stop THIS JUST STOP. JUST TELL HOW MAN LANGUAGES YOU SPEAK, WITCH! Russia: I am not a witch, i told you already, you forgot? USA: You've never said about Japanese or arabic or French or EVEN FKNG SPANISH. I saw everything! You Are Walking Rosetta Stone! Just tell me the truth! Russia: No, i don't know Egyptian, just a few hyrogliphics. USA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[urielbestgirl]

This is old, but pls, abotok not meeting its intended audience is so fkng funny 😆

[grogusmum]

hi my love, for the ask game

40. 41. 42. 43. 😘

Thanks for playing with me Skye 💚

Favorite memory: hmmm I've shared this once before but it is a favorite memory

My sweet bride is trans, and when we met she was mostly presenting male (though this was before the term was coined, she identified as bi gender).

We had a mutual friend, that I had known since 1st grade, and she met in college.

We started hanging out as a group when they would come down from school and I became smitten while at a Renn Faire she was cute and funny… we went rock climbing that weekend too. Her college was an Outdoor Ed school and while home they got some new equipment at REI, including a new harness that buckled different than they were used to. So I got strapped into it and repelled down to where she was… I started to unbuckle but something wasn’t right, so she tried to help, our friend who had helped me into it had threaded the straps incorrectly, luckily it was stuck instead if me falling out of it, so anyway my honey was trying to work at it.

(At the time I didn’t not know I was bi, she is presenting male and I did know she was trans, my friend had told me)

So she is this outdoor ed major who is climbing, camping etc all the time … she was trim and strong, with an Adonis belt (a weakness of mine), and longish dark brown curls. She is standing inches from me, and tugging at these straps at my hips, pulling me closer, and the waistband of my jeans are kind of going with the harness so I can see right down my pants I was a little embarrassed, but other feelings were overriding the embarrassment (luckily I had some cute undies on) and I was assuming she could see too, but she was very polite because that was when she gets down on her knees in front me to work on this harness without looking straight down, I am literally holding her shoulders and her face is right at my belly… it was the hottest fkng thing that had ever freaking happened to me up to that point in my life.

She eventually gets it off me, she stands and we are just looking to each other, feeling the intimacy and tension on the moment then in unison we look up at the top of the rock and the friend who put me in the harness, I swear he was looking at us like ‘you’re welcome.’

Anyways she goes back up to school, and she was seeing someone so I knew nothing more was going to come of it…

Well, we have a few other weekends that we spend together with the group. Including coming out to me, and presenting femm and going for Chinese. She eventually breaks up with her girlfriend (gf was not okay with her being trans, was sneaking around with some other guy and my honey was beginning to like someone else- psst that me).

And she tells our mutual friend that she likes me and would she be like her 8th grade friend and ask me if I like her. And I told our friend to tell her I did.

Okay so this is all before email and cell phones, when we called on landlines we had to pay for long distance by the minute… so we wrote long hand-written letters, and sent them snail mail. And called once or twice a week, but we had to be careful with how long we talked.

Relationship status: married (a long long time!)

Favorite book(s): The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon (Stephen King), We Have Always Lived in the Castle (Shirley Jackson), and a certain series that makes me sad now

Favorite song of all time: Maybe I'm Amazed (Paul McCartney)

[reinabeestudio]

hi yomi i Just Found Out that eguchi takuya voices 💙 in pokemon origins

do you know who else in pokemon that's also voiced by eguchi takuya.

cheren. from the main animated series. fkng,, yeagh. hi. 🧍‍♂️

AHAHAHAHAHAHJSDBFDJSF OH WE ARE SEIYUU-IN-LAW THATS SO FUNNY 🤝 funnie blue guys connecting us

[landograndprix]

Hi!!! older girl anon who get back to school this year, here. How to feel SO OLD in a second? Hear me out ! My teacher asked us, as a homework to give him a song we listened in a loop when we were teenagers…. So for me, it's Mr.Brightside (The Killer) or Chelsea Dagger (The Fratellis) or even I Just Wanna Live (Good Charlotte)… but I'm in class with people who's Lando's age… and their teenages songs are Blank Space (Taylor Swift), Break Free (Ariana Grande), Hotline Bling (Drake)….and someone told me that her teenage song was High on Life by Martin Garrix (Fkng 2018 !!!!! do you hear me?!). I swear that when I heard this, I wanted to cry like : wait, what?!? I swear it was such a generation shock for me, i felt SO OLD and at the same time it was funny. bitter but funny

...and here I am with my britney spears, nsync, backstreet boys, Coldplay and my mp3 player full of 00's songs. Girl I was bopping my head to evacuate the dance floor by cascada and tik tok by kesha while in some teen club and you're telling me, while I got drunk on dance festivals with high on life and all that there were teens listening to it and making that their throwback teen song? 😭 girl, now I feel old..like I knew I was getting older but damn 😭

[awesamcozy]

It was so fkng funny i got that anon linking me to the thread and i was listenjng to roadtrip and i had to turn it off incase it was serious business and then it was just an indeed review so now im back to looping that shit 😤

[ca-suffit]

I feel bad for the people who thought the fandom would be different because half the cast is black and brown,asian...I don't even really blame the writers of the show but rather the fandom, if your fandom is predominantly white there will inevitably be this kind of problems.

My advice to people who are fed up,is to be careful who you follow,it would be tempting to follow the big accounts but trust me you will get disappointed at some point and ruin your expect with the show.

what's weird is that....there aren't even popular white ppl here rn anyways (except some artists)? like the og fandom *was* mostly white women all around, so it made sense why some ppl would luv to be the token black or brown friend. but there's nobody in the show fandom like that? so idk who all this is for. we didn't have to be here at all. idgi. it's a bunch of ppl who ig wish they were white who like to fuck with mostly black fans and then pretend they're not doing that, all because they need to feel smart and popular while mostly being middle aged lol. the ppl who refuse to talk about race on the show that centers race and say it's everyone else who is the problem. literally most ppl in the tags. u see them instantly bcuz they can't answer a question without being condescending. like who tf are u even talking to? there's always some mysterious "they." idk their lives must be rly fucking depressing to need this kind of empty validation tbh.

I also think it's funny how most of the shit I got was meant to make me feel bad bcuz I'm "not" popular, yet there's def been ppl showing up more in the tags just bcuz of me lol. white fandom has to protect its own so when they feel certain ppl are getting heat, they start pretending that person is *also* popular. or the person starts posting more in general. I like watching them do predictable shit bcuz my asks are real and it scares them lol. they have nothing to attack me with, despite all the threats that they tried, so they're trying to increase their numbers. it's so fkng pathetic lol. it's so bland too, like u can see why they feel threatened bcuz their topic range is shit for a show that's got so many layers.

[unyieldingwings]

This is my fave part in Iron Flame.

WE AS A FANDOM TEND TO FORGET BABY BOY IS JUST A 23 YO THAT’S EXPERIENCED LOVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LOOOOOOONG FKNG WHILE. SO OF COURSE HE’S A FUNNY MF. WE JUST NEVER SEEN HIM BE FUNNY BEFORE.

Iron Flame Mini Spoilers below the cut!!

SCROLL AWAY YE HEATHENS!!!

Okay but lowkey why is this the funniest fucking book I have ever read. The banter?! 20/10

I was h o w l i n g while reading like - !?

LIKE WHAT KIND OF COMEDY SHOW IS THIS IM OUTTT

[toestalucia]

prommy of wizard anni stream today can someone get on akiwa n promo them for me so i dont have to get out of bed

[lunarcry]

I just want to smile with my companions all the time Although I have no companions to do that with

im unwell

[flovverworks]

im not a figaro writer enougyh to truly talk about but its so fkng funny cuz chroms feelings toward figaro feels so DIFFERENT compareed to everyone elses? the clowning, the comfort, the scolding, shino who can tell figaros strong, the non-sage wizards who Does know figaro revering him ('lord figaro' 'call me doctor figaro' 'lord figaro' '._.')...figaro who dislikes that (the way faust was different cuz it didnt feel like he was just after his knowledge etc<-very simplified i need to reread figaros pov)

then theres chrom '(horrified) i have something in common w figaro?!?!' LIKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE its so funny. so silly. so refreshing for figaro too probably <-since figaro very much Wants new reactions & to Not be treated like he has throughout him growing up and after

[justcallmealt]

I physically can't grind anymore mirror dungeon

Maybe my precious sinners little underleveled (only Faust like 29 lvl and others ≈26)

Kromer kicked me so many times. Why are your first phase is so fkng hard?

If you didn eat Don before you went on like, well, 100 hp? But NO 450 hp + Don (mvp with Faust and Heathcliff. And a little Mersault. This French is so weak. But e.g.o....)

You can one shot Sinclair at 1 (!) FUCKING ATTACK.

Please. Let me out of this to the end.

Also funny note: when my sinners corroded they attacked ONLY enemies. Even Doomsday calendar Sinclair. BUT WHEN I WAS TOO DISTRACTED AND LET AUTO PICK MIND WHIP on Ismael... Well, maybe Mersault did something. Or it was prophecy how he'll be in the Kromer fight.

Help.

[skeetlebeetle]

im usually immune 2 white twink tumblr sexyman characters but i do enjoy shiver’s dum smirky shit n red eyeshadow n fang n tbe tongue sticking out while shes riding her shark wadeva. all cool. but shiver fans r so fkng annoying abt it cuz u can tell they r ALWAZE prone 2 the white twinky 1. shiver wuz practically formul8d 2 b white teen twink bait n tberes a lot of white teen twinks playing splatoon. so yea i get it it sux that she keeps winning splatfests. but frye fans r annoying abt being the “underdogs” 2. honestlh the only non annoying abt splatfest popularity vote splatoon fans r big man fans but those ppl r also Vaguely Annoying sumtimez bcuz they fell 4 his Quirky Charm OR bcuz they think theyre chill n funny n cool bcuz they pickd the funny ‘Who Cares’ kinda option 4 the splatfest. but Nobody Cares abt your Not Caring. ok ?

shiver is boring frye is boring big man is boring their dynamic is boring n their designs suck. shiver’s design is alrite but frye’s is ugly as hell n big man’s is j uninspired, itz liek they were tryn 2 make him the next Cute Animal Memed Mascot guy but he j looks out of place n bland. shiver n frye r almost xactly the same character n big man’s only distinct personality tr8s r Being Quirky (being the Haha Random team since itz hard 2 do 3 teams [which, im not a fan of 3 rathr than 2 eithr) n Being the Medi8or of frye n shiver. look ik nothing cud evr beat pearl n marina’s chemistry but i mean @ least try. n that doesnt mean by making clones of them or wtv as u can c i am begging 4 these characters 2 b distinct. personality wise. not frye tho maybe make her .. less distinct. god her design

[clone-bar-79s]

I wonder if Ridley Scott's blame on social media or millennials or whoever else it was, for the flop of the Last Duel, also applies to the Academy for not getting a single nomination.