#is she wrong?

[heliomanteia]

He means everything to me btw

[p1325]

[jakascoo]

Alex, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Maggie: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Alex: I absolutely fucking do not.

[benadrylcandlewhack]

"Any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife" -My friend on Discord last night in regards to this dude

[lured-into-wonderland]

from bill :0 he ain’t the smartest but bingo is a bingo

“The man that doesn’t like to share?” – she giggles; she remembers him. He was a weird one and having bingo with him does feel odd. But she doesn’t mind – “Seems you’re my type.” – she wonders if he really is; looking back at the bingo card – “But you’ll have to accept I rarely follow orders.” – technically a lie, but she does believe in it – “Do you still want that bingo with me?”

@fanaticist

[hangesextra]

Ok so I'm just peacefully rewatching Lockwood and co for like the 3rd or 4th time, and so the archives scene comes on, and I wanted to show her Kipps. She said he was good looking-

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[houndvoice]

Y’all seen these videos

[apollos-boyfriend]

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[autistook]

I love social media

[scre6m]

What am I, Jesus? ZENDAYA as TASHI DUNCAN CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[bambygourl]

ITS HIS FAULT 🫵🫵

[bklily]

I hope in season 6 Marinette commits even more crimes. I hope she steals a cellphone in every episode. I hope she breaks into every house in Paris. I love when Marinette is an illegal perpetrator. God forbid women have hobbies. Is it a sin to let girls have fun?? I didn't think so. Your honor my client can do whatever she wants because I said so. Her boyfriend loves her for it he can bail her out of silly crime jail it's fine.