#is she wrong?

[p1325]

[jakascoo]

Alex, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Maggie: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Alex: I absolutely fucking do not.

[benadrylcandlewhack]

"Any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife" -My friend on Discord last night in regards to this dude

[lured-into-wonderland]

from bill :0 he ain’t the smartest but bingo is a bingo

“The man that doesn’t like to share?” – she giggles; she remembers him. He was a weird one and having bingo with him does feel odd. But she doesn’t mind – “Seems you’re my type.” – she wonders if he really is; looking back at the bingo card – “But you’ll have to accept I rarely follow orders.” – technically a lie, but she does believe in it – “Do you still want that bingo with me?”

@fanaticist

[hangesextra]

Ok so I'm just peacefully rewatching Lockwood and co for like the 3rd or 4th time, and so the archives scene comes on, and I wanted to show her Kipps. She said he was good looking-

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[apollos-boyfriend]

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

[autistook]

I love social media

[scre6m]

What am I, Jesus? ZENDAYA as TASHI DUNCAN CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[bambygourl]

ITS HIS FAULT 🫵🫵

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[bklily]

I hope in season 6 Marinette commits even more crimes. I hope she steals a cellphone in every episode. I hope she breaks into every house in Paris. I love when Marinette is an illegal perpetrator. God forbid women have hobbies. Is it a sin to let girls have fun?? I didn't think so. Your honor my client can do whatever she wants because I said so. Her boyfriend loves her for it he can bail her out of silly crime jail it's fine.

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce died(?) again

Jason: Well, it's my turn.

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jason: Everytime Bruce is gone, one of you starts to act just like him, pushing everyone away, acting as only you can be right, and fighting anyone that gets in your way. Dick did it, Tim did it, even Cass kind of did it. So, this time, I will do it.

Tim: Isn't that how you act all the time?

Jason: Whoa, fuck you. You are so banned from historical drama movie nights.