#is she wrong?

[p1325]

[jakascoo]

Alex, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Maggie: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Alex: I absolutely fucking do not.

[benadrylcandlewhack]

"Any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife" -My friend on Discord last night in regards to this dude

[lured-into-wonderland]

from bill :0 he ain’t the smartest but bingo is a bingo

“The man that doesn’t like to share?” – she giggles; she remembers him. He was a weird one and having bingo with him does feel odd. But she doesn’t mind – “Seems you’re my type.” – she wonders if he really is; looking back at the bingo card – “But you’ll have to accept I rarely follow orders.” – technically a lie, but she does believe in it – “Do you still want that bingo with me?”

@fanaticist

[hangesextra]

Ok so I'm just peacefully rewatching Lockwood and co for like the 3rd or 4th time, and so the archives scene comes on, and I wanted to show her Kipps. She said he was good looking-

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[autistook]

I love social media

[apollos-boyfriend]

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

[scre6m]

What am I, Jesus? ZENDAYA as TASHI DUNCAN CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[bambygourl]

ITS HIS FAULT 🫵🫵

[maxthesillyy]

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[ando666detonao]

don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.