charlie's increasingly frantic hell net searches, since her parents are either physically or emotionally unavailable to help her with GAY
why keep burning things when look at <3 best <3 friend
why girls so pretty
reason why scars look cool??
tips for growing out hair
how to help with back pain
why miniskirts so distracting (am straight)
best sleeping positions for back pain
best sleeping positions for two when one has back pain?
eye patches look cool why
how to relearn dancing
how to not step on feet while dancing
how to stop staring into partner's eyes while dancing
how to sopt staing into DANCE partner's eyes wile dancing!!!!
holyshitimbi
how to be bi with girl
calculate how long have been dating when don't knwo
what if powerful demon kiss girl what happen
how to check if girlfriend flammable??
how to check if girlfriend flammable WITHOUT SETTING ON FIRE
how kiss girl
how kiss girl GOOD
how to give best most amazing kisses ever
safe to have sex in scary demon form ????
is it safe to have sex in your demon form when you are hell princess
what's so great about spears
why are spears called king of the battlefield
is king rank always higher than princess
how to make heavenly steel rust
how to manage irrational jealousy in relationship
how to manage YOUR irrational jealousy in YOUR relationship
seductions tips and tricks
seduction for when you're already dating
reason hold hands girlfriend feel so good
difference between "i love you" and "im in love with you"
how soon to say "im in love with you"
is it weird to write a song to say i love you and preform for girlfriend
how long can stare at girlfriend without being weird
what mean when girlfriend say she like you weird?
is it ok to be weird around girlfriend??
how long ok to stare at girlfriend if she sleeping
effects of poor sleep
chronic backpain treatments
chromic backpain treatments exclude:sacrifice exclude:soul-selling
basic massage tips for back pain
how to
how to stop web searching for everything at night you need to stop
Charlie go to bed
am in bed!
You need sleep sweetie, and I need my extra pillow
how to buy best pil
Charlie you ARE the pillow
how to be best pillo
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I try try try try TRY (unless I'm intentionally being self indulgent) to not give Reader too many similarities or hobbies as myself
But oh my god an Author Reader, whether an actual author or a self published small time fanfic writer such as myself, really does have so much potential for Hazbin pairings and ideas
Like for example if you think of my poly radiostatic idea from before, then you would have Vox representing video, Alastor representing audio, and Reader representing the written medium/scripts symbolically, rounding out a perfect trio, with your skills inherently tying into both of their mediums while also being uniquely different
There's the obvious and juicy potential of porn author Reader catching Valentino's eye and him liking your work or seeking you out after reading something of yours online, OR you already being a cute lil employee of his and he's snooping on your laptop one day and finds loads and loads of kinky goodness he didn't know you had in you
I've even thought of Reader writing horror novels and other "normal books" and Alastor is absolutely thrilled by this, loves reading your works regardless of how skilled you are in terms of like the more technical things like prose or symbolism or whatever, and THEN he finds out you also write smut and he's just :) immediately wanting to put a stop to that. Oh honey you mean you... waste your time putting your name on such... filthy content to be read by complete strangers? Especially men? Oh no no no, he can't have that at all. Doesn't want you writing it, doesn't want you READING IT, unless it's "tasteful" enough, which, by his standards probably means the most vanilla, barely described missionary sex between two married individuals--
Maybe your skills and descriptors and visualization can directly translate into certain illusionary powers, either creating visions or temporary manifestations of things. You could sit and talk with Lucifer about all the different sights you've seen on Earth, going to parks with your dad as a kid, feeding the geese and their fluffy yellow goslings, allow him to feel the warmth of the sun on his skin, feel a lovely lakeside breeze...
You could tell all your Hotel buddies or new Hell pals about where you grew up, or places you've been, things you've seen, stuff you've done, and SHOW it to them. It'll make those who have died miss being alive and seek out your company for the nostalgia, and those who have never seen Earth all the more eager to talk to you and learn even more...
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