i would want to be in the woods with a bear instead of a man bc bears are cool as shit. I'm in the general vicinity of men all the time and it's more or less the same. Never seen a bear anywhere other than the zoo. Totally novel experience. Love to see one trundle on by and ignore me and if it did attack me id be like wow this us so statistically unlikely i bet some naturalist will investigate the entire scenario to discover what provoked it, or make it part of an ongoing study into how bear behavior is changing in response to habitat encroachment. even the opportunity to fight a bear or survive an attack would be an honor for me and perhaps it's just ego but my sheer mass and overall tolerance for pain and blood are pretty good, i think ive got a chance. man on the street reporters are severely underestimating how exciting bears are and how boring men are to me.
So apparently I never posted him, but here's my Pitty npc because I think my pirate would be far more attached to her Bear Family in Grizzleheim than her birth parents :) (His name is Dain Ironside)
I dunno man 7 years life expectancy for honey badgers sounds pretty fake, they reach sexual maturity at 2 (females anyway) which means they'll be 2 by the time they get pregnant, then 2 more years til that cub is grown, then another 2 for another, and welp now they're 6 no more babies just gotta reproduce exactly one male and female baby and make sure they both survive with no mistakes
i feel like a Ton of therians, alterhumans, nonhumans, & otherkin would get a kick out of Meadow~
it's basically a virtual world where you're a woodland critter and you just hang out & find collectables, and you communicate via emotes & pictographs + it's super pretty :3
realizing like a fool that shrike is, in both looks and temperment, just the dad from yotsuba&!. what have i done. can u even imagine. u hear dread whispers the bhaalspawn carved of the gods own flesh has returned to drown the world in blood, and u look over, and he’s
:( my first two cougars in planet zoo have died in such a sad way
The male Apricot died just before his newest cubs were born and then his mate Olive died just after. Luckily I kept their older sibling Apple to take care of little Apricot ii and Avocado
Shenzi had been in a rather piss poor mood most of the evening, deciding to go on a lone hunt for something small late in the night. the light of the full moon was working against her---but she could manage.
The lions of pride rock were asleep, as were most animals who could give her issue. She was stalking a porcupine when a squeaky noise reached her ears.
"What in the...." She muttered, briefly debating following her stomach or the curious noise. Settling on following the noise. It wasn't one she immediately identified so curiosity got the best of her.
Her ears stood straight up, swiveling forward when she found what was making the sounds----a lion cub. Tiny, fuzzy and still covered in spots. The matriarch stood straight up to look around but there was no sign of any adult lions...who left their offspring unprotected? In the middle of the night away from any den?
There was a scuffle of her paws as she debated what to do.
She could just leave the furball or eat him...but no she didnt really want to. Deciding on her course of action; powerful jaws close around the little cub's midsection before she turns and starts to make a quick retreat back to the outlands with it.
zero pressure to respond to this or share anything about this, just wanted to say I saw this and love this 🥰 kendis with kiddos!!!!
aww. hehe ofc i will respond bc i appreciate that someone else appreciates the wonderfullness of such an image.
i have always felt that kendis would make an excellent parent and i love writing kendis with kids [and twice have played around in rp with them being a parent: 1. was a timey-wimey situation where kids from a possible future [and a grandchild!] showed up. 2. they became guardian of a missing friend's kids aka the only parent they remember. it isn't enough though. one day i really wanna write something with them and children, like the day to day fluffy stuff. the trouble. the woes. i had THOUGHTS but i havent had the energy for execution. ONE DAY.]
I know kuma has been around a while but he has wind god fist now!! And various heihachi moves. Apparently he's heihachis son? Or heir? Did heihachi have sex with a bear or? Is it like cloning?