Regarding Fairy Gojo, I wonder if he would ever turn into a human form for pure intimidation. Like maybe the elf sized reader finds the Alice in Wonderland kinda resizing potion and ends up wrecking the fae apartments/escaping and feels fairly secure in her strength due to being a giant, like idk how King Kong would fight us, and then Gojo turns human sized and we have a 6'3" menace 😭😭😭
Oh! ok maybe in this world the reasons why fairies are so dangerous is cuz they can shapeshift!
and since gojo is like the strongest he can turn into anything he wants. a dragon, a siren, a human. but he doesnt rlly want to cuz hes lazy.
maybe after his precious little human is fun-sized he shows off this rlly neat party trick when he gets annoyed with the constant 'send me home' complaints, turns giant and then hangs the human from a tree or something as a punishment. and only lets said human down when you ask really really nicely
its a bonding exercise, he swears
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Random Individual Hermit Head-cannons
Xisuma: Voidwalker
Keeps pictures of his favorite moments from each of the hermits' first seasons.
Void searched for Pearl and Jimmy specifically. Did this right after Grian explained his backstory and that he didn’t know if his siblings were alive.
Adopted both Mumbo and False in season two, but at separate times. They don't talk about it much though.
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VintageBeef: Cow hybrid
Makes the best deviled eggs anyone has ever tasted.
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Mumbo: Had a phase where he was a bunny hybrid (have a shpeel about it but that's too long for this post)
Would wear a fake mustache when he was too young to grow one. (The others found it adorable)
Second person to find out about Grian's backstory
Writes letters to Iskall while he's away doing Vault Hunters even though he knows he won't write back.
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Iskall: Man raised by villagers (I've heard this was popular hc/cannon)
Misses Architect and kept a picture of the potato Grian threw into it.
Hums the Dragon bros song while doing redstone
Reads every letter Mumbo writes to him while at Vault Hunters
Spent two days eating ice cream in bed when Joel dumped him (Stress dragged him out of it and made him do work)
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Gem: Hybrid forms: Tropical fish/sea creature, Fox, Deer, Elf
Confronted/nearly killed Scott during an Empires' meeting after hearing that he abandoned Pearl in DL.
Can't use chopsticks. Makes them shish-kabob sticks instead.
Loves ice-skating dates (platonic) with Pearl.
If she can't plays at least one T-Swift song on a road trip. Then she's the only artist the car gets to listen to when heading back home.
Protective as heck when she finds out someone's sick. (Nurse mod Gem activates)
Harder punches mean more love, and Gem is, according to many, a 'very affectionate' hermit. >:D
Twin of Fwhip, sister of Sausage.
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Bdubs: Hybrids- Bug, Glare, Horse
Can NOT have energy drink. Will be constantly building, and answering anything via screaming. Not to mention, won't be able to shreep.
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Scar: Hybrid forms: Vex and Cat.
Has a chewing necklace he loses constantly
An amazing cook despite the kitchen being on fire.
Has wheelchair and cane accessories from his friends. ie. wheelchair handle spikes from Gem, heated Star Wars themed cane handle from Grian.
Bursts into Disney songs at ANY reference he hears.
Jellie trained Katy Bee to carry a mini first aid box on her collar for Scar.
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Tango: Blaze-born
Raised by phoenixes.
Left home to be on his own. The portal he took to the overworld put him in a snow biome. Nearly froze before Zedaph found him.
Can actually hover, but usually forgets about the ability.
When needing in a tight space, will create a whisp of fire that he will then possess to fly into that space.
Cried for at least an hour whenever a Ravager died in DO2.
Freaked out when Pearl first tried to eat a red-stone torch and immediately taught her red-stone safety, as well as started using it. (Wants to be a good influence <3)
Still believes in Santa
Can play just about anything on kazoo.
Will NOT play Star Wars or Disney songs on the kazoo.
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Zedaph: Sheep hybrid.
Big Chappell Roan fan
Sunburns easily
Kicked out of a cult of lambs due to constantly calling the god they worshipped "Waiter" instead of "The one who waits".
Found Tango half frozen on a mountain.
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Impulse: Cast out from the nether realm for befriending too many humans.
Organizer of the Hermit Parent Club. Usually plans out field trips, pun offs, and when it's bring your kid to the server day.
Still has his first soup bowl of season 9.
Was standing right beside the cactus Skizz fell in when he was kicked out of heaven.
Helping Skizz out- "I'm an imp. My name's Impulse. What's your name, man?"
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Skizz: When meeting Impulse- "Mine's Skizzleman! I'm an Angel!"
Knew Impulse would be his best friend after that moment.
Can do a great Doodlebob impression
Cast out of heaven for being bad at making things. Not just alive things. All things.
The last straw for them was when he tried to make a Tasmanian devil.
He did not know what a Tasmanian devil was. . . . He still does not know what a Tasmanian devil is.
When cast out was purposely thrown onto a cactus where he was found by Impulse. (They really didn't like his last creation)
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Joel: Hybrid forms- Wolf, Red Panda
Definitely NOT nervous around needles. Only babies, and Jimmy, are nervous around those.
Wears his Mazelean crown when he misses his friends in empires.
Constantly writes to Lizzie in whatever server she's on. Also keeps a small bottle of her perfume on his bedside table.
Can feel when another Life game is coming. (Sixth sense almost)
Has a dart board with Scott's face on it that he, and sometimes Pearl, use to prepare for the next games.
NOT scared of giant birds or any birds for that matter. That's for losers. And DIDN'T scream when he first saw Jimmy's canary wings.
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False: Eagle avian
Enjoys hunting rabbits/Joel in her free time.
Teases Mumbo about his crush on Hot Guy.
Has won countless rap battles
Can, in fact, smell fear
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Etho: Sings Barbie girl in the shower
Carries tools on him at all times
Keeps a Big Bro <3 bracelet from Gem in his vest pocket
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That's all for now. I have others; however, they were too long to be included in this post. I do intend to expand/story-fy a couple of these ones though, hopefully in the near future. Anyways, hope you enjoyed! <3
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Petition to stop bottom shaming, please. (Wholesome)
Nymrod is currently going through a bit of a rewrite and revisions / retcons to his backstory, but you can read and find more about him here because it is still mostly relevant;
Nymrod Half-elf Doodles
Raphael's Cambion form is so Tall that Nym looks even tinier here.
Did you know he's a brat btw look at him
Nymrod concept art
More Nym early concept art
Nymrod ''finished'' Lore and Refsheet
Why did I make this meme?
theKnowyourmemeoriginisprettycute
We don't bodyshame in this house. (Haarlep is not invited.)
Simple: I'M GAY.
''Haha bottom'' or jokes regarding someone's incompetence in bed just does not strike me as good humor in a game that prides itself on being queer/sexuality friendly.
It's also- If Raph was a woman this joke wouldn't even exist.. It's used in a misandrist, homophobic context everytime I see hate for this character.
You should know incubus means ''to lie on top'' pretty much right? Haarlep is just being a jerk about it in one throw-away line... Raphael has ego, but so does Haarlep.
You can literally fuck a mind flayer in this game... But ppl wanna romance the half devil and people lose their minds over something an npc says about another character.
Let people be gay.
When I was in highschool, gay and bottom were insults. This attitude is homophobic. Stop using it as a ''joke''.
BG3 is an amazing game, it's not perfect- some of the writing in act 3 is pretty flawed in comparison to act 1 and 2.
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I just wanted to voice yet another Neuvillette thought I had.
So, we don't know 100% if he's the Hydro Dragon, but all the evidence is pointing in that direction. And Genshin does have a distinction between dragons and the Dragon Sovereigns of each element (there only being seven Sovereigns with many vishaps (lesser dragons) all over). However, Enkonomiya lore states that the Hydro Dragon will be reborn as a human because the Hydro Vishaps are too impure/corrupted:
This implies that the human Dragon of Water is also one of the new Sovereigns presently being born.
Okay awesome so Neuvillette is one of the cool, powerful dragons probably maybe. We already kinda knew that. Why am I thinking about it?
Apep is one of few remaining Sovereigns from thousands of years ago. Just to remind you of what she looks like:
She's big. Like. Ah. She's way in the background and our crew is way in the foreground in that image. That means she is absolutely huge and we can't see all of her.
Which yes not every dragon is as huge as her. We have a few skeletons that are the size of islands but Zhongli and Dvalin are significantly smaller. Dvalin is still pretty big but whatever - he's actually specified to be small because he's so young at, uh, 2000 ish years old.
But there are two things I wanna point out. Firstly, this is what Neuvillette's constellation looks like:
Big serpent thing just like Apep. Also similar to Zhongli's dragon form yup.
But my second thing is that Neuvillette is a Hydro Dragon, so water. All of the largest creatures on Earth are sea creatures. You know, blue whale being the biggest.
This creates a couple of opportunities. Perhaps Neuvillette, despite being born in "human form" as the lore states, might be able to transform into his dragon form. But in doing so he'd probably destroy the entirety of Fontaine city. I'm not even sure if the sea/lake of Fontaine is deep enough for him to transform.
On the other hand, if he can't transform into a proper dragon, can you imagine what the other really old peeps would think? Like they met the former Sovereign Hydro Dragon who was, you know, large enough to encompass a country a couple times over. They sense the energy of the new Hydro Dragon and it's just this teeny tiny human. No wonder his name is Neuvillette.
(there's also the possibility that he does have a dragon form, but that he's too young to be all that large (like Dvalin). In this case I would like to imagine Neuvillette has no real bearing on how much he will grow and Zhongli has been quietly hinting that he should enjoy the shallow waters while he can (Neuvillette thinks he's talking about the global warming/Fontaine prophecy)).
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