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The moments in which you're reminded Alucard is Vlad, and Vlad is a master swordsman...
...and that Anderson's "technique" is one long multibladed 'fuck you' to all of swordsmanship.
#i contribute#doodle#hellsing#alexander anderson#hellsing alucard#---#use a sword to its maximum efficiency by- wait- no- STOP THROWING THEM#WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING MORE?!?!?!#WHO KEEPS GIVING YOU THESE?!?!?!#THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE ONE TIME USES#you're tall you can use that to your advantage by-#...#or you can lay on the ground#additionally#anderson's signature pose#is a nightmare#i tried to recreate it#only to realize#the only thing that can be done#is cut yourself in the face.#in the exact mark Anderson has across his cheek :\
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hermann thoughts: if i discredit newton and his approach enough, the martial won't give him the equipment for his kaiju drift, and i can protect him from himself. if he despises me for it, so be it. there is little i wouldn't sacrifice to see him safe.
newt thoughts: this is a Best Science competition and i have to Win
#unscientific aside#newmann#pacific rim#thinking about them again today#it's very easy to read hermann's animosity during the movie as him being pissed off at newt for his 'completely crazy'#theories getting attention + being a massive nuisance in general#that's exactly what it looks like if you just listen to WHAT he's saying#however if you pay attention to WHEN he says it & pay attention to his face when no one is looking it's very clear there's more going on im#like the kaiju entrails comment. newt has all these tables with guts set up right next to the line & has clearly been working there for age#theres a big pile of intestinal-looking tubes over on hermann's side of the floor already! not a peep from hermann!#but then when newt tries to join the conversation he happens to throw another little squidgy bit & suddenly hermann jumps on him about it#brings up in front of the marshall how CONSTANT this unprofessional conduct is while also cutting newt off#he physically puts himself between newt & pentecost#interrupts newt every time he tries to talk#starts making snarky little personal comments AT newt to discourage him - 'don't embarrass yourself' 'yes [just get to the point]'#'this is the point where he goes completely crazy' [significant look at newt]#keeps hovering in the background looking between newt & pentecost#like. ok he is SO MAD that newt is getting pentecost's attention here. obviously#the thing that does it for me though is how sad and resigned he looks when newt finally does get to the point#this is not the face of an angry rival#this is the face of a man with ulterior motives for his animosity#i dont think newt has any ulterior motives hes aware of lol he thinks hes in a movie about 2 geniuses vying for scientific superiority#happens to be in love with hermann but hasnt realized because hes so mad at him all the time#he only realizes how much hermann cares when he offers to drift with him
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i love it when during the fight opponents assess each other's physical form and think shit like "he's muscular and very very handsome. beautiful eyes. sharp face features"
yeah bestie that information will definitely help you win
#be careful dont cut yourself with his high sharp cheekbones! these are very dangerous#do you pick up these fights just to stare at his face intensively#fengqing#mu qing#feng xin
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Tried a new, less time-consuming rendering technique :]
[Image ID: A digital drawing of human versions of Ratchet and Optimus Prime from Transformers Prime. Both of them are drawn as men in their 50s. Ratchet is drawn sitting on a metal stool with a dark red colored seat. He has one leg hanging down and the other bent, rested on the midway beam of the stool. He is drawn with pale, lightly freckled skin and teal eyes, with a lightning scar on the right temple, a diagonal scar on the right cheek and a horizontal one on the left. He's looking down at a weathered journal of some sort, and in his other hand he holds a white tea mug with the text "World's okayest grandpa" written on it in black. The teabag's tag is hanging off the side of the mug, and the steam coming from it is used as a background element for the piece. Ratchet is smiling peacefully, with his mouth slightly open as if talking. His hair is ginger with white streaks, swept back at the front but left messy at the back. He has thick, unkempt eyebrows, sideburns and a goatee. His outfit consists of white boots with red details and steel toes, white trousers with red stripes running down the sides and horizontal strips of reflective fabric on the thighs. His jacket is mostly red with white shoulders and sleeves that have red pulse lines running down. His collar is open and he has a white zip-up with a red zipper underneath. The jacket also has reflective details, along with four pockets - 2 at the breast and two near the hem. The jacket is fastened at the middle with a white ratchet-belt with a steel buckle. His gloves are white. Optimus stands diagonally behind him, leaning forward with his hands clasped behind his back. He's drawn with light brown skin and five o'clock shadow, along with a faded scars across the left side of his chin and forehead, and a fresher, blotchy scar on the right side of his face. He has very dark colored eyes with incredibly hard to see sectoral heterochromia, partially brown and partially blue. He's looking at Ratchet, smiling gently. His hair is black with gray streaks, tied in a short ponytail with a few strands hanging near his ears. His outfit consists of a black turtleneck, a red cropped jacket with a light beige fluffy collar, blue trousers with gray patches and black combat boots that reach midway up his calves. His hands have many defensive scars on them from grabbing bladed weapons. The artist's signature "Silverior968" is overlayed over the image in blue. / End ID]
#tfp#transformers prime#ratchet tfp#optimus prime tfp#optiratch#humanformers#fanart#oh and by less time consuming I mean that I managed to cut the rendering time from around 20 hours to like 6 hours!!#the whole piece too like maybe 12 hours? I didn't count#and you might ask yourself what the fuck is up with the steam from that mug?#and the simple answer is that I love love love putting in background elements that frame the faces of the characters somehow#like i will never pass up a chance to put something in the bg that gives a character a halo#however here there was no opportunity for that and it would've felt tonally divorced from what is domestic fluff of the highest degree#so comically large swirl of steam from a hot drink will do for today
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SO THIS JUST HAPPENED
HE WAS SO LOVELY. full report tomorrow when I can actually think straight 🤯🤯
#I should hide my face for privacy but fuck it I’m gonna project this onto my house#feel free to cut me out if you want to post it for yourself#I need to lie down in a dark room now#shaun evans
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Day 16, final day before the Pristine Cut, my attempt at Ms. Chain Princess (possibly Prison3r but I've seen ppl speculate she's sp3ctre) from the trailer. See you all post pristine-cut 🫡
#slay the princess#stp#pristine cut spoilers#<- for anyone who wants to go in COMPLETELY blind#art#im of the opinion she's prison3r bc of all the chains + face in shadows#(prison3r seems to come from post head-abandonment so it would make sense if she's got some head weirdness going on)#i unfortunately don't really see the argument for sp3ctre#however I do agree with some of the reasoning i saw#i saw someone point out that since there are already assets in-game for a sp3ctre ending where you stab yourself while possessed#it doesn't really make sense for it to get replaced by something new#and i kind of agree tbh. like im prepared to eat my words but i think the possession-stab gambit is going to remain the same#what if we're both wrong and this is somehow dams3l tho. what then#anyway i feel a bit bittersweet about pris cut coming out#ive had so much fun in this community & knowing there's no new content after this (aside from some merch)#is a lil sad#like im sure i'll be revisiting the game plenty & probably continue creating fanart#but i am going to miss there being such active ongoing discussion around it#but I will be picking up scarlet hollow sometime and YOU SHOULD TOO!!!
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Is there a cat in cannon who got a good death who you think didn't deserve it? Especially if they committed crimes?
Tom the Wifebeater and his redemption death. No question. It's not even close.
Not only do I reject to the "redemption death" on the grounds of it being Tom the Wifebeater who is bullying others until his dying breath, even taunting Thunder about Turtle Tail is dead and the kits must be very torn up about it, but I reject "redemption through death" entirely. I don't like it in stories. It's a theme I deeply object to.
And again it's fucking wild that every time a character is a father, even if they are a wifebeater or a child abuser, the writers think that it bestows a glimmer of goodness into them which every abused child is forced to appreciate and cry about. Breezepelt, Thunder, Tallstar, Tom's children, all of them forced to reconcile and admit how much they wuv their papa.
Abusive dads in WC regularly get redemption deaths, too. Clear Sky dies saving his grandchild, Sandgorse died saving a rando in a tunnel, Tom the Wifebeater saving his daughter.
But Tom the Wifebeater is the worst example of it. Hands down.
#Though I will say it's not exactly a matter of a crime being 'too bad to come back from'#ANYONE can change.#But these ones DONT.#These fathers are *recontextualized* by their deaths and their victim is pushed into rethinking their anger towards them#IF they even had anger towards them at all. All of Tom's victims were too dead to have those feelings because DOTC hates women#And his children are destroyed when they learn that the guy they met once who kidnapped them and got their mom killed died#And that's why I generally hate redemption deaths. By their very nature they don't display what's so HARD about accountability#The changing of your behavior. Checking yourself. Admitting that your victims dont have to forgive you.#It's hard work!#It's painful sometimes! It's worth it but it's not always easy!#It's also its own reward. Your relationships improve. You feel better. You understand yourself.#but no. a redemption death is the end. You never really have to face what you did.#And I hate the way that lots of storytellers think it means it undoes the violence they did#IT does nothing. They're gone. The victims continue.#Where are my stories with RESENTMENT for that? How DARE you die for me?? How dare you run away from the hole you cut into my flesh???#You think the end of you becomes the missing piece of me?#Awful. No thankz#Bone babble#Tom the Wifebeater#child abuse#cw child abuse#tw child abuse
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I am honestly partial to the idea of Darth Plagueis' being Qimir's Sith Master─although I could understand that had it been confirmed in an interview instead of revealed in the show itself, that could be disappointing─It doesn't worsen, or better Qimir's chance of survival. Plagueis is going to crash in on their [ Osha and Qimir ] party either way, seeing as they are all on the same planet, and he has interest in the concept of life created by the Force.
Qimir is evidently a practitioner of Darth Bane's teachings, even if loosely so, seeing he recites the Sith code to Mae. He lives beneath a cortosis mine in an unknown planet, which I could only assume is a callback/reference to Darth Tenebrous' ( Plagueis' master ) who owned a claim of cortosis in a planet named Bal'demnic in the EU. Plagueis having a former apprentice before Palpatine doesn't ruin anything important either. Nor do I think it contradicts any of Qimir's unorthodox-sith characterization, or my earlier reading of such.
If Qimir is the apprentice of Plagueis; it would re-contextualize his want for an acolyte somewhat, I suppose. But there is poetry in that in the rejection from the mother, he ran into the teeth of the beast to feel held, and even in that, he didn't find absolution. So naturally, he'll seek another path.
#the acolyte#oshamir#qimir#star wars#meta?#theory#more so#''why is qimir looking for the power of two if he already has plagueis?'' have you ever considered that maybe plagueis' vibes were Rancid?#also that is the way of the sith to take on an acolyte while being an apprentice yourself to try and overthrow your master#but *hand waves* i personally don't think it's that simple#but the idea of this has me thinking of the kylo motif retrospectively#and if it doesn't have anything to do with the knights of ren#which i still think it does because qimir and how he feels for osha isn't cut out for the sith life#but it makes me think the relationship he has with plagueis could possibly parallel the one shared between snoke and ben#which also parallels the relationship between anakin and palpatine#time is a flat circle and you will see your face reflected in many people#anyway when qimir has his throne room moment >>>>>#plagueis doesn't die but.....
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阁下!不用理由就会相信、没有力量也要保护的人,阁下难道没有吗? your excellency! someone you would believe regardless of reason and protect despite being powerless - does your excellency not have someone like that?
#being feminine in a world so dominated by masculinity that it's inhospitable to your presence you have to conceal your face#and then you become a mystery. and never become yourself again#hlht#lhl#鹤唳华亭#莲花楼#my posts#lwx would be lxy if she was a guy. lxy would be lwx if he was a girl#but either way it's about how being a girl in the world is very hard. THANKS FOR COMING TO THE TED TALK. MIC DROPS#OKAY so this post has been in my drafts since last week#but ana's thoughts from today is so spot on for it!!! about llh being made to wield a sword time and over literally slowly killing him -#as a performance of masculinity by someone who doesn't want to do it but is burdened / forced to do it -#out of overwhelming sentimentality and emotions to fight for / defend people very important to him.#then you have lwx gripping onto the other end of the blade cutting herself and don't care. in order to protect her family. HELLO!!!!!!#they're holding both ends of the sword and it's killing them.#and they'll do it to the bitter end bc there's no turning back no home to return to#HLHT/LHL BRAINROT FOR MARK AND MEEEE and ana too if u r into this ily <3#credits to mark for planting the lwx/llh comparison in my brain!!!#i can finally release this into the wild!!! 😭😭 it's so important to me. if you even care
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okay so basically its like this. when your favorite tv show gets canceled its because the main character is trapped in gender purgatory and when it gets a delayed reboot 20 years later it means she finally came out good for her
#the ending is. less bleak than i felt originally but still really tough. im so depressed.#because its like. the first real progression that doesnt get immediately walked back.#from 'when i think about stuff like that it feels like someone took a shovel to my insides and im too afraid to look inside myself'#to willingly cutting yourself open and finally facing whats there. and even smiling while looking .#avpost#anyway im so tara from the pink opaque coded im going to put all my friends in the hole in the ground. for their own survival.#movie diary
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not to post about someone who isn’t here anymore but I miss bbycnt so bad that’s my fucking friend right there she was the fucking best 😭
#unimportant thoughts#woke up to the sweetest message of support from her this morning#ripping my CHEST OPEN dude people CARE about me sometimes#😭😭😭#like! im her friend !!!#she wants me to be happy and cut out unhealthy people from my life !!#she introduces me to her girlfriend and sends me cat videos and !#stopping at any sadness in its tracks from now on by asking myself ‘what would bbycnt say about this’#what am i doin dude#this year i told myself one of my goals was to stop getting so in my head about my friendships#and consciously reach out to friends more and trust that they would communicate if i was annoying#and where am i now? frustratingly alone feeling because i let myself convince myself everyone hates me#refusing to reach out to people who have done absolutely nothing but welcome me with kindness#just becsuse i decided that they dont care about me the way i want to according to my arbitrary rules and experiences#UGH#need to splash water on my face and slap my cheeks a few times#Teddy!!! be normal about your friendships and bonds with people !!!!#you cant expect everyone to understand when youre sad or lonely and want reached out to!!! you have to reach out yourself too!!!!#i mean admittedly some of my pain is that it feels like im the only one reaching out and caring and its nof reciporicated#BUT im not even giving people a chance or communicating that im just giving up cause i love self induced misery#GOING TO DO BETTER#going to do better going to do better people care about me and want to be my friend i need to be a better friend for them#🫡🫡🫡#delete later#bbycnt
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pro tip, if you want an even smoother shave, after shaving your face, go over it again this time shaving AGAINST the grain, rather than with it. this trick also works if you want a lot of cuts over your face
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I think we should make more effort as a collective to be kind to one another and not feel like we need to repay cruelty with the same energy. Choosing to be the first one to break the cycle. Uplifting those who you see others stepping on. I think it'd be nice.
#it's not easy and i can attest to that#and i'm not saying to take a slap to the face with a beaming smile#by all means cut the people out of your life who are not serving you and who are not trying to grow as individuals#those who would rather hurt others because they've been hurt than make sure they don't deal out any pain to others#but god i feel like we could all benefit from more kindness and compassion and intentionality#if you read this and think it's about a specific person or people it's not and you should maybe ask yourself why you immediately thought it#and if you're doubting my sincerity about that maybe ask yourself why you immediately thought that too#my ramblings
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ralsei should die in an analog horror way ☝️
#(vhs tape gets squiggly wiggly) hello everyone! it's me ralsei the prince of the dark! here to tell you about the prophec(CUT OFF)#(GLITCH EFFECTS DISTORTION) red text i saw it. i don't think that's (distorted shadowy figure of ralsy gets closer to the screen) kris#(EVIL SOUND EFFECT) (CUT BACK TO NORMAL SCREEN) and that's all! golly you sure look shaken up pal are you okay? (turns to face the screen)#what do you mean what happened? i think you already know pal. after all it's rude to talk about someone who's listen(CUT TO KRIS STARING AT#YOU WITH EVIL EYES) you brought this upon yourself (CUT TO RALSEI DEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH DISTORTED MUSIC)#slash funny. slash joke#welcome back to me screaming
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P4-P3-P4 | 2023 SAUDI ARABIAN GP via: @.teamgeorgerussell
G: I was what, sorry? I: You were asked at one point we understand to move aside for Lewis, were you? G: No, no, that was never the case. I don’t know where that’s come from.
#george russell#f1#saudi arabian gp 2023#f1edit#*m#*mine#23#sau23#saudi arabia#(1. goddddddd he is so hot. you could literally cut yourself with his jawline)#(2. the offended 'wtf' look on his face. yeah hot. he is like nah i dont know what you are on about so ill just shut that down real quick#and take over what this interview is about. f crofty while we are at it btw)#(3. .... can you tell i dont like the cyan cap...)
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can we see the bruise??
#see baby bruise its so cute theyre the easiest to lie about bc the cut itself is on the inside of my lip its how we end up with enuff blood#sometimes its a lil messy like this time def got blood on the carpet but i was trying to keep it all on my face n hand n he noticed my hand#was coated in blood n he said touch yourself with that hand now n im thinking about it again ��🥰#batbaby asks#batbaby
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