#is both terrifying and really really funny for some reason. like ok you killed a seven year old. congrats

[cramenjoyer]

imagine a beautiful world where spn only lasted three seasons BUT s3 follows sam actually getting worse and worse and doing more and more terrible things in an effort to save dean. he leans hard into his powers, even without ruby's influence, and starts drinking demon blood to get stronger. in the end, he learns that killing lilith won't free dean from his deal, and he does the only thing he can think of to do.

he walks into the devil's gate, drunk on lilith's blood and brandishing her little child-sized head, and declares himself the new king of hell. his first order of business is to save his brother. his second is to ensure there's no one strong enough to stop him.

it ends with dean in the cemetery, talking to the air, telling someone he doesn't think he's strong enough to live without sam. when sam climbs back out of hell to meet him, they close the doors to hell together and dean removes the colt from the lock. he looks toward where he'd been standing earlier and the audience finally sees john's ghost, and sam follows his gaze. he isn't looking at his brother. dean raises the gun... it cuts to black. bang. you never find out which of the three of them he aims for.

[therowdymagpie]

No because I NEED to ramble about The Princess and The Dragon(TW: Spoilers for the Pristine Cut.):

I got such whiplash from this vessel...she is just...SO aufghughaurigh, so unexpected and wonderful, one of the sweetest and kindest vessels in the game. Not to disregard the others, like the Shifting Mound has said, they are all different manifestations of our love for her and her love for us, but the Dragon (I call her The Dragon) FEELS different.

Literally I love the Specter route which the Princess and the Dragon derives from because we have a chance to have an actual, normal(kind of) conversation and because she is dealing with what happened in a realistic manner, sure she's angry at us but she really doesn't care, she just wants "to go home, wherever that is". But it's very important for the game to apply a certain Uncanny valley to her and every other Princess even the one from the Hero and the Princess, so that they have a reason to be dangerous, capable, slightly dehumanizing them at times, which OK SM and LQ aren't actual people but still the vessels just become something other than what we have been led to believe.

A ghost, a demon, a predator, a literal god, an eldritch horror made of blades, all of them are formed by our beliefs and expectations, they are the ways we perceive her, they are perspectives. It is a very skillful way to subvert the damsel in distress character that the princess has been shoved into, she is never JUST a princess and yet at the same time the Dragon is the only princess that is actually very human in how she confronts the fact that we are who we are and we do what we do to her with such Grace and forgiveness.

Now when it comes to the other Princesses, even if the Damsel is technically an innocent as well and doesn't try to kill us, her always trying to "make us happy" is the thing that immediately sets her off and gives us an excuse to believe she is strange and off-putting. Even the witch and the thorn , who make us feel terrible for hurting them at certain times because one can present a certain remorse and the other is simply broken so much that there's nothing else to hope for. Both of them immediately back pedal into being hostile if you hurt them again though, since that's what they have to do to survive. I could go on for each vessel but no matter how much we dig into the psyche of the princesses and find out that they have a genuine reason or a not genuine reason to kill us at all, they are all trying to survive and follow their nature, they all progress for their characters with a predictable unpredictability.

But the Dragon? She is SO forgiving, so kind, especially when in some cases, she shouldn't even be. We've killed her twice yet, much like the Specter, she doesn't hold a grudge, doesn't try to immediately kill us afterwards, she isn't following some twisted narrative of doing something that was always meant to be. She is just...curious and trying to understand why we're doing this, how she can get on our good side, how to work together to make the best of this situation. Out of all the vessels, I think she is the purest manifestation of Swifty's belief every time we see her that 'we are the only thing like her and she's the only thing like us', so they should be together, try should try to get along…right?

Also a funny thing I noticed is: The fact that we see things from her perspective kind of gives more leverage to some of the other princesses for being mistrusting and hostile, I mean we're a terrifying bird thing that is often quiet, holding a Knife and doesn't always answer you, often doing unpredictable actions…I wouldn't trust this either. And STILL, she says that even though we look scary, she doesn't mind, "Looks aren't everything" and tries to communicate with us, at the same time not being completely helpless. She speaks her mind, tries to be assertive and bringing up good points during the entire time.

Basically what I'm trying to say is, The Princess and the dragon feels like the most Princess character in the entire game, even more than the Happily ever after, even more than the Damsel, exactly because out of all the princesses she has the capacity to understand us and we have the capacity to understand her, it is so incredibly human and surprising.

For the first time ever we are dealing with someone who is painstakingly our equal, not above or below us, not our better, not our worse, not something out of our understanding but simply? Another confused inmate in this Twisted Concept, that tries to create the best case scenario where we both survive like us. The Shifting Mound calls her the empathetic heart...it's the first time we see her perspective of US for a change, it's how we have truly become ONE, even more so than The Wild and that breaks me...

[cassberry]

(Looking to watch 3rd Life, Last Life or Double Life? Here you go!)

If you are looking for a guide of some Limited Life episodes to catch up on for no particular reason at all (certainly not a new season being around the corner), I've got you covered!

Now I'm not going to lie, trying to curate this list for Limited Life broke me. The mechanics of this season meant that you gained time by killing other players and in doing so it felt like 50 things were happening all at once constantly across the server. As such I haven't been able to get absolutely everything onto this list, but I did try my best to get all the important events and a wide range of perspectives!

WARNING: Incredibly long read more where I go over why I picked certain POV's and what to expect. I do so love to ramble. Spoilers ahead!

SESSION ONE

Skizz - Breaking from tradition from recommending Grian first because you need to watch Skizz's POV first out of everyone unspoiled. The way things unraveled this episode felt like a sitcom in the best and worst ways lol 

Grian - Just a good solid first episode honestly and with the start of the Bad Boys™ how can you not love it. 

Scar -  I really have no words for whatever is the dynamic of the Clockers because you really just have to see it to understand. It’s a fun episode and as Scar, Cleo and Bdubs have set up near spawn, you always get to see something interesting. 

Big B - Big B’s episodes are always a treat as he does super long ones that give you a little more insight into what's happening on the server, rather than just the big events. But if you wanted something specific to watch, his last 10 minutes of this episode were a blast. 

SESSION TWO

Joel - Bad Boys Bread Bridge was both the most amazing and ugliest build on the server and I’m so glad it was made. Also Joel gets some amazing kills this episode that are so tense to watch. 

Martyn - Look this one is here because of a little personal bias. Martyn shouts me out in the episode so I couldn’t not add it lol It’s also a very good episode in of itself in that it introduces the Mean Gills and I’ll always be a Mean Gills supporter. Also that Tilly roast? oof 

Pearl - Pearl is constantly on the move this episode and living up to her Nosy Neighbour title so watch her episode if you want some good gossip and to see the lay of the land. 

Tango - Tango always delivers a solid episode and as he was building the TIES Tower a majority of the time he receives a lot of foot traffic through the area creating some fun interactions. 

SESSION THREE

Scar - And in this episode of Limited Life, Scar rediscovers the joys of minecart TNT. 

Impulse - Impulse is such a fun boogey to watch, and the way he edited this episode around his thought process of who to kill was great. 

Grian - Kind of a different episode this session as Grian was sick so he was afk the entire time. It was very very very funny to watch, but as he wasn’t interacting with anyone you’re going to miss a lot of context if you only watch his POV. You should still give this a watch though! 

Joel - Watching poor Joel run around after Grian trying to keep him safe was incredibly entertaining lmao 

SESSION FOUR

Scott - I believe Grian said it best, but this session felt like a final session with the way the yellows were chasing after the greens. It was pure chaos the entire time and Scott beautifully evading them all until his descent into yellow was perfection. 

Tango - Tango is here for the same reason as Scott but as the last green the final hunt for him was terrifying to watch. 

Cleo - I love Cleo’s episodes and this one was just a joy. She was slightly sick this week but I feel like that only lowered her inhibitions to do some out of pocket stuff. 

Jimmy - The exciting saga of Judge Judy and Executioner continues in Jimmy’s episode this week and if you didn’t know anything about it, that's ok! Neither did anyone else on the server except for Jimmy, Pearl and Big B lmao consider this the best episode to watch if you want this plotline covered. 

SESSION FIVE 

Etho - Considering the episode starts off with Etho having to babysit Bdubs, then an awkward family dinner and an explosive game of catch, I really couldn’t have asked for a better Etho video. 

Big B - This session was a lot more calm than the previous, so there was a lot more alliance talk happening. Big B has a great perspective on all that as he and Pearl get up to a tonne of mischief that causes some problems with some alliances they already had. 

Scott - Once again this was an alliance building week and Scott’s episode really highlights some of the more fun things that happened to make and break some relationships. 

Grian - Poor Bread Bridge o7 you will be missed. Thankfully M-Rye 5 was there at the end to rain chaos from above. (<-sentences that make no sense out of context) 

SESSION SIX 

Cleo & Pearl - I couldn’t choose between either of these two this session. Both Cleo and Pearl were out sick so they handed over their accounts to two other players. I won’t spoil who they are but these episodes were amazing. 

Jimmy - The Bad Boys were going through it this week goddamn lol It never stops being funny how much of a mess everything becomes when they get together. 

Martyn - It was his birthday this session and he’s just a little guy! Surely nothing would go wrong at his birthday party? And certainly not caused by him! 

Tango - The last half of Tango’s episode is just a comical amount of deaths that only get funnier and funnier as the time between them shortens. 

SESSION SEVEN

Skizz - Oh Skizz. You are too good for this world. His ending for this episode was heartbreaking and Affirmation Station will live on in my heart forever.

Scott - I love watching Scott run around the map and hunt people down because he is so good at the game! I believe he had the highest kill count this session and I loved every minute of it. 

Joel - (Major Spoilers) Ah Joel it just wasn’t meant to be! But hearing the desperation in his voice grow higher and higher as the clock ticked down was nail biting. Scar - Just a good Scar episode honestly! Shows what the Clockers are up to during all the chaos and a great view of the server devolving into anarchy.

SESSION EIGHT 

Martyn - WOOOO YESSSS LETS GOOOOOO (<- does that count as spoilers???)

I distinctly remember being on the edge of my seat this whole episode and Martyn delivers in every way possible for a fantastic final episode of the season. 

Impulse - I haven’t mentioned it yet but Impulse’s editing this season went wild and it's none more apparent than in this episode. He and his team went crazy for the finale. 

Etho - Such a fun episode!! The twist at the end with the diamond sword coming into play was everything I could have wanted and more. 

Pearl - It was really a toss up between Pearl and Scott for this last spot, but I loved her perspective for the one last minigame on the server. 

BONUS 

Bdubs - Do you have a spare 12 hours to dedicate to Limited Life? Then oh boy does Bdubs have a video for you! Instead of weekly videos he decided to collate all his episodes into one mammoth video which was an absolute blast to watch over a weekend! It’s a really interesting POV to watch because when LimLife was airing Bdubs would just appear all over the map and we never had any idea what he was doing so it was awesome to have some concrete evidence of his shenanigans. Definitely give this one a watch if you’re in the mood for a marathon! 

IN SUMMARY…

I swear if the next season is as messy as this one, I think I’m going to have to start taking notes when it's airing because I think this took years off my life haha if you think I’ve missed anything please tag it because I would love to see it! I definitely could have added more POV’s per session like I did with the Last Life and 3rd Life guides, but I think a more curated list helps keep down the overwhelming nature of trying to watch a million Limited Life episodes. 

But really, I loved watching Limited Life live so I’m glad I give myself an excuse each new season to go back and watch the season over again. There are so many little foreshadowed moments that you don’t see on the first watch and honestly it all just makes me more excited for the new season! Thanks for reading <3

[nevertheless-moving]

For au 8: what extremely awkward joke about said severed leg are they in the middle of (too tired to move, out of Stormlight, have moved on to camadere stage of the fight) when the bridge comes for them?

Stormlight AU Number 8: Kaladin slightly further along in powers during initial szeth fight. Could happen due to other au concepts. Epic windrunner battle across camp, rooftops, clouds, onto shattered plains. Szeth and Kaladin end up running out of stormlight, stranded on the plains together. Sanderson incredible battle of Champions gradually fading to exhausted delirious slap fight. eventually they both have to get rescued. (of course the bridgemen would search for him after the battle). Comedic scenes with Kaladin’s chopped off leg.

Hello! Thank you for asking! You know, to be completely honest, it actually didn't occur to me that Kaladin might manage to use his incredibly potent Power Of Friendshipᵀᴹ to get all the way to camaraderie that early on. I was mostly imagining Szeth dissociating wildly at one edge of the plateau while Kaladin clutches a dagger half awake on the other side. Syl has to keep chasing Szeth away. Occasionally they might shuffle around and yell extremely hinged things at each other.

Kaladin manages to get a very small fire going that night, hoping that one of the sentries might see it. They don't. but fortunately, all the bridge crews are out looking for him, and Renarin decides to tag along with bridge four for some reason, insisting that he had a feeling they would be found that direction, because of, um. math. second sons are allowed to math, alright?

My inital reaction to this ask was

to gently shoot down the idea of them having a funny conversation as one that I couldn't personally make work. They kind of need a third person to lighten the mood, otherwise their default common language right now is dead serious warrior guy. HOWEVER you raise an excellent comedic concept and that is 75% of my motivation for writing so perhaps...

let's say Kaladin and Szeth did manage to have a whole conversation at this point, again this is right after they met and promptly tried to fight to the death in a brilliant cataclysmic battle the likes of which hadn't been seen in millennia.

Kaladin was still hiding his powers from the warcamps (though, he realizes with tired dread, considering how many walls they slammed eachother through, that swordcat is probably out of the bag). He just figured out wall walking (and subsequently flying) a few days ago, motivated by a security briefing on the latest Assassin in White attack in Azir. He wasn't expecting to have to use his powers this soon, this publicly, but when the Assassin showed up...what else was he supposed to do?

Thank Taln that Teft had started double checking if he was carrying extra spheres after learning his captain might be fighting an evil radiant. Thank Syl that enough stormlight let him heal from shardblade injuries. Unfortunate that the Assassin had apparently trained to double strike at someone with an ability as absurd as that. Fortunate that he didn't really need most of his left leg while fighting in the air, considering his body and mind agreed he couldn't spare the stormlight to heal it entirely.

Probably wasn't much talking at all during the battle, on Kaladin's end at least — outmatched in practice and weaponry, his only hope during the new most terrifying fight of his life was letting the Assassin burn through his stormlight first. Let him recklessly scream while Kaladin held his breath and tried to push the man away from new sources of light.

But once they were both grounded... He probably wouldn't do the whole 'yes all the radiants are back' bluff. Why bother? It was just him, as far as he knew, and he didn't understand why. Maybe the Assassin had answers? Szeth — his name was Szeth, come to think of it, how was the man's name a mystery up to this point, he screamed it often enough — though usually he killed the people who would have...ok that...probably explained it.

Anyway if Kaladin managed to coherently get through to Szeth that yes I'm a radiant, or close enough anyway, what does truthless mean, no I guess this means you were never really truthless, and somehow managed to keep the man from jumping into a chasm, I think this would end with Szeth swearing his undying fealty to Kaladin because that's kind of his only trick, and Kaladin has that affect on people. So.

Szeth: It will grow back, my lord. Kaladin: Please — Can you not call me that? Szeth: Your leg will grow back, your brilliance. Kaladin: How about Kaladin? Can you call me Kaladin. And how do you know that, for sure? Szeth: The blades are used in my village for healing such things, and your natural powers are derived from the same source. As an honorblade holder, I was required to train to withstand and keep fighting through such injuries, Brightlord Kaladin. Kaladin: That's horrifying. And Almighty above, definitely DO NOT call me brightlord. What about Captain? I can live with captain. Just — anything but Brightlord, alright? Szeth: Yes, My Lord Captain. Kaladin: I... if you're up for it, please go see if you can find any more rockbuds for water, alright? Szeth: Yes, My Lord Captain. Kaladin: Kaladin: Kelek's breath, the guys are never going to let this one go.

And they don't.

the original comedic scene i was imagining happens after they rescued Kaladin from the plateaus and bring him enough stormlight (no one was allowed to bring spheres on the manhunt) for him to regrow his leg. there are variations. i'll make a separate post.

[its-to-the-death]

Bracket F thoughts:

Jesus flipping crisis, those fucking elephant calls in "Prowler's theme" are so terrifying. Also I really like how it's basically Miles' theme in reverse, both because of how it emphasizes the relationship between Miles and Aaron and because of...certain events in Across the Spiderverse.

"Candy Store" has that bitchy confidence, but "Mother Knows Best" is the emotional abuser's anthem par excellence. Like I could do a whole ask dissecting all the shit Gothel pulls in that one song to undermine and manipulate Rapunzel.

(She'd be one of my favorite Disney villains if she wasn't also a heaping pile of antisemitic stereotypes...)

I was liking "The Music of the Night," but then it tried to murder my ears with that organ(?) at the end, so I'll give this one to "What's Up Duloc?", which is also admittedly quite good.

One of these won the 1994 Razzie for Worst Original Song. The other is Rachel L Hughes playing a megalomaniacal dictator crooning about her space train (which she fucks) that definitely is not going to unleash Yog Sogoth ;). Vote for "Odin" right now.

"Dressed to Oppress" is delightful, but oh my god that reprise of "Good Kid" in "The Last Day of Summer" hits like a truck.

As people have discussed in the notes, "The Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to Be Divorced" is not that villainous--and frankly I didn't find it as much of a bop as some other PnF songs I've listened to. "We Both Reached For the Gun" is a masterclass is manipulation as Billy plays the press for suckers so completely he doesn't even need Roxy to speak for him by the end. Also the fucking puppet acting, wow.

...Ok it might not be the best villain song, but "Penny battle theme" goes so hard I had to support it. Sue me.

I voted "Someone Gets Hurt," but they're both great. That one was close.

"One-Winged Angel" is iconic and intimidating, but I personally prefer the energy of "Cell-Block Tango." The dancing is amazing, the lyrics are witty, and the chorus is an earworm and a half. I also like the use of visual symbolism with the red handkerchiefs to symbolize how each murderess killed her victim(s)--except the innocent Hungarian woman, who dances angelic ballet to their aggressive tango and is the only one with a white handkerchief.

Who doesn't love an unabashed villainess who destroys worlds in battle armor and sneakers? "I'm the Bad Guy" is a bop.

"Pieces of You" is a goofy and terrifying fever dream of a song, holy fuck. The visuals give this one the edge for me. Also, don't you want to support The Substitute? He's just a little guy :)

"A Freak Like Me Needs Company" ultimately just got kind of lost for me--it focused too much on villains in general and not on Norman himself, while "The Only Thing I Know For Real" is both a kickass rock song and a great piece of characterization for Jetstream Sam.

...I don't know, I like Zelena's actress' singing and I think it's funny that she's not cursed to sing in this episode and she's just doing this for shits and giggles. I voted "Wicked Always Wins."

To quote someone in the comments of the "Bloody Party/Welcome to Cake Island" video, "This is the most Disney-like bulshit [sic] I have ever seen in an anime, and I fucking love it." What the fuck is happening. Why are these people committing casual mass murder for cake ingredients. Why are inanimate objects singing along with this pirate lady. I don't know but it scares me.

"The Smell of Rebellion" really picks up in the end, and "Love For Peasants" felt a little too unfocused musically. Also, @thatsluttytiefling mentioned that the song gave them "war flashbacks to the choreo," so it is villainous IRL as well.

Oh my god how the fuck did "This is the Thanks I Get" get released in this state. The lyrics don't rhyme properly and are exceedingly awkward to boot. The chorus is bland as shit. The visuals are boring. There's no buildup from "I'm an underappreciated hero doing my best for the kingdom and nobody respects me enough :(" to "I want ULTIMATE POWAH through DAAAAAARK MAGIC" and then it suddenly just switches back to how it was before??? It's not intimidating and scary, it's silly for all the wrong reasons, it's not even particularly sympathetic, and it is reeking of trying to be hip and cool and/or being written by people with too little time and too few fucks to give. "Heaven on Their Minds" is very good in its own right, but I kind of already knew which one was better before I even heard it, because this song just...doesn't do its job.

I agree that the villain Phineas and Ferb songs aren't among the best the show has to offer.

[princess-hilda]

todays totk thoughts

once you find the first great fairy they just tell you the location of the rest of them?? that takes all the fun out of it :( i mean i had already found another one by the time i got to that quest but still

I’ve been thinking about this for a while but evermean is such a funny name like it really makes them sound less menacing

WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY TO MY DISADVANTAGE BC EVEN THOUGH THE NAME MAKES ME LAUGH THEYRE STILL TERRIFYING

I ran into some gloom evermeans down in the depths today and they just kept coming at me and there was no light anywhere and for some reason i just could not pull out a bright bloom seed and i was just running away blindly and desperately hoping not to run into a gloom puddle but like every ten steps another one popped up in front of me and started chasing me i swear to god that was more terrifying than the gloom hands

I encountered my first gleeok today and it was absolutely hilarious. I knew I didn’t have the skills weaponry or armor to fight it but i wanted to get close to take a pic for my compendium. so i paraglided in and dropped down right in front of it only to find it that it’s not a regular gleeok but a thunder gleeok and i didn’t even have enough time to whip out my camera before it killed me where i stood

the more towers i find and activate the more and more i dislike them. like I activated the Lanayru tower and i was able to fly directly into Zora’s domain from there i completely bypassed the entire route on land. Idk I know the towers have to shoot you up high so you can reach the sky islands (skylands?) but something about them really discourages exploration for me

I really really love how many npcs there are to talk to in this game. Botw was so lonely, and it had to be, but I missed being in bustling areas that were full of life. Totk is just so refreshing in that way. Especially the way you get to interact with them, like fighting alongside them against the enemy camps :’) ugh what a wonderful idea

Speaking of which captain hoz is hilarious to me like does he ever actually fight?? or does he just sit on his horse waving his flag for moral support. It’s ok tho I forgive him

I love love love the diversity of enemies in this game. It’s something I felt botw really lacked. The enemies in previous zelda games were sooo creative, both in their design and in their fighting style or whatever. Totk absolutely takes it up a notch and i just love that there’s always something new coming after you and not just the same three things over and over. Although I could’ve done without the evermeans and evil hands but WHATEVER

Penn is literally my favorite guy ever I love his whole get up and everything he says but especially the voice acting/sounds he makes crack me up every time and “soar long” is one of the funniest things ever. on par with “sand seal? sealiously??”

[autistic-crypt1d]

I'm gonna be continuing this here now!

Updates:

- Rodney and Ford chatting about Sheppard's promotion while Ford is off his rocker and holding him at gunpoint is so damn funny

- I will be doing an entire post on this episode so if you wanna see that, tap here.

- the set design for outside Ronon's cave is... rough

- only Rodney gets a gun handed to him by someone who is very high on space drugs and has kidnapped him and says "what do I need this for?!"

- Rodney running through the forest shrieking and shooting 😂

- Ronon immediately taking on a dude hopped up on wraith cocaine and super strength after getting borderline spinal surgery is is just so him and I love it

- dude I forgot how heartbreaking his face is when he sees Satida, this is not okkkk

- DUET OMFG NO

- "I'm not crazy. I just have another conciousness in my brain!" Only on Stargate

- ok I have to say how much I haaaate the whole thing with Katie brown. They have zero chemistry and it is painfully obvious, not to mention it's brought up all of what, one time before he's proposing? It's a plot device and nothing more and it irritates me.

- Ronon throwing the 3 soldier dudes around like it's nothing PEAK.

- also, same thing I said about Lorne earlier, Cadmen also literally only makes me think of Tess from Eureka

- I have to say how much I hate the part about Cadmen stripping Rodney in order to sleep to her comfort level without his consent. It's so incredibly fucked and I hate how she just dismisses it and not to mention insults him after. For this reason and her using Rodney's body to kiss Carson, I really hate Cadman and always will!

- the dinner, god the dinner I hate it so much it's so painful to watch ahhhhhhhhhgggg

- David Hewlett's acting in this, especially that hallway scene is so good though

- I don't know how anyone could hate SGA Rodney dude, he doesn't have to risk his life in this, just he does. He risks dying just to save Cadman, a woman who he barely knows and has had nothing but strife with. He keeps trying even after having a massive seizure and it's only a matter of time before the next one that kills them both and he saves them both.

- duuuuuude Condemned is so messed up. I understand being terrified of the wraith and wanting any way to save yourselves, but sensing your own people, any people to the slaughterhouse... the prison systems of america are incredibly messed up and corrupt for so many reasons, but this, this is whole new level of horrifying. Steal some bread and you're sacrificed to probably the most brutal and painful death possible, having the life drained from your body, feeling every second of it.

- drastic tone change in topic here, but the fact that their first mission together Ronon takes an arrow to the calf and walks it off is hilarious to me, everyone episode he just gets cooler istg. Not to mention when we get to know him more as a person.

- I will never get over how immediately protective Ronon is over the group. I mean, do you see his face when they shoot at Rodney with his gun? If he wasn't tied up so well they would've been ripped apart.

- "I do say so and right now I'm saying knock it off!" "Is that an order, Sheppard?" "Right now I am beat up, tied up, and couldn't order a pizza if I wanted to, but if you need it to be an order, yeah, it's an order." I love them so much

- the way the leader of the penal colony calls McKay out with 1000% accuracy is hilarious

- I know there's a real purpose to chaps, but it's so funny Ronon wears them. Most chaotic cowboy ever.

- seeing the Wraith in a setting like the one in this episode is so disturbing. The dinner scene, shivers dude.

- it's kinda hilarious that this wraith wears glitter tho, get it girl

- SHEPPARD HURTING HIS KNEE TRYING TO COPY TEYLA

- god she's so cool

- PFFFFT I never noticed that Ronon gets one last kick in on the dude he just beat up on the ground once they're surrounded 😂

- it sucks they never bring up or show the guy they bring back from this planet again. I think it would've been funny to see him on the science team or something I mean he's smart af.

- oh no, Trinity 😂

- see the thing I love about where I'm at with SGA vs SG-1 is I know what every episode is, but I don't entirely remember it, like the details are still fun surprises and I can spend more energy paying attention to those vs taking in the plot for the first time

- like for example, I FORGOT ABOUT THE TEYLA AND RONON PLOT LINE HERE AND NOW I'M STRESSED.

- god I love that Sheppard is secretly smart af

- Ronon, my guy, Teyla can handle this, please don't be that guy. I adore but pleeeeaaaase

- "pull it when I say go" pulls it immediately 😂

- Rodney refusing to allow Caldwell to use Collins as a scapegoat combined with his face after Sheppard insinuates he might not care about his death more than the experiment... dude

- god the fact that Rodney needs Sheppard to know why he wants to continue, needd him to know that he cares.

- "I know Rodney McKay and sometimes I have to protect him from himself" " I can do that" My GOD is this line insanely telling. Sheppard can and does protect Rondey from himself time and time again. This plan goes horribly, horribly wrong, but none the less he still protects him.

- the look on Ronon's face after he explains who Kell was, you can see how quickly he goes from anger to fear. He looks terrified she won't understand, that he's ruined everything.

- the acting visuals vs the audio is hilariously out of sync emotionally when Weir and Rodney are in her office lmao

- my GOD dude, the way that Rodney saves Sheppard for last to apologize to after destroying the solor system. He's terrified he'll never forgive him or trust him again and he means it when he says he'll make it a point to never be wrong again. He doesn't say it out of arrogance either, he says it because he never, never wants to disappoint him again.

- holy crap I didn't remember Instinct being this early.

- I know I've probably said it like 100 times at this point but the Wraith are just so interesting!!! Watching the dynamic and bond the young female wraith, Ellia, was able to form with the man who adopted her, it's amazing. It shows for the first time that Wraith are not inherently violent, it's not written into their DNA to be aggressive and merciless and cruel. Makes me think of the outbreak of bovine tuberculosis that changed the entire dynamic of a savannah baboon troop in Kenya like 20 years ago. You know what, I'm gonna make a seperate post about this with more stuff cuz it's interesting to me, here's that link. (Once I decide to post it)

- Teyla trying to comfort Ellia is so heartbreaking dude

- Ronon and John swiftly getting into formation side by side in sync with their weapons ready, AHHHH

- Conversion is WILD, I mean right from the start they really sell the weirdness. First we've got the bridge scene with Sheppard and Ronon and already something is up. He's fast, too fast, but that's not all, the camera angle on Sheppard is fucking weird. He's never shown like this, it's below, looking up at him and the way the light his hitting his face, creepy af. Not to mention the way he offers Ronon the waterbottle???? Immediately unsettled and I love it.

- then we have the sparring scene, we've seen these two spar before, Teyla whoops him every single time and now he's not only holding his own, he gets her. Then there's the kiss which is so far out of character for him there's no way to deny something is very wrong with not only his body, but his mind.

- can I just say, thank god Sheppard isn't the kind of guy to hide a zombie bite. It's so refreshing.

- I'm sorry but the sweater with the military shoulder strap epaulets thing Caldwell wears is hilarious

- *smashes the window with his bare hands* "I'm betting that didn't sell you" "No. No not really." PFFF

- OOF the contacts they're using for Ellia and now John are rough

- it's a bit silly they put Sheppard in his tactical vest for this mission

- BRO the way Ronon just yanks Sheppard up off the ground by his vest and lifts him like a damn rag doll 😂

- I love how in this episode, things between Caldwell and Weir are kinda flirty but as soon as he tries to replace Sheppard she's like, nope fuck you.

- honestly Aurora is a pretty meh episode to me but it's got some good parts

- like Teyla calling Rodney the greater loss in order to get him to agree for Sheppard to go into the sim rather than him. Shep looks so offended and she looks so pleased with herself

- Rodney getting into the sim with a damn wraith with only a couple minutes left before the ship they're on is blown up, ahhhhhhhh I love them

- Ronon and Teyla working together to low to Caldwell, underrated duo right there

- god I love Rodney and Sheppard bickering so much

- MILITARY THRUST, that shit always makes me giggle

- ok maybe this episode is pretty good. The captain of the Aurora giving a small speech as they wait to die and take the cruisers with them is quite good. Then if course the toast they have back at Atlantis. OK FINE IT'S A GOOD EPISODE

- The Lost Boys, oooooooo

- "I would've thought of that myself before I became a drug addict" Rodney is the most out of pocket mf ever istg

- Ford's face when Sheppard mentions his cousin and grandparents, MY HEART.

- "R2, I need you to turn the autopilot off. Now! ... worth a try" Sheppard is such a secret nerd and I love it.

- I forgot how rough the #greenscreen for the dart bay is 😂

- Rodney is a nervous wreck without his team, poor baby

- oh my god I don't know if I forgot or never noticed in the first place, but Teyla set Shppard's head in her lap while he was unconscious and oh not god that's so wholesome

- Wraith ships are still pretty blue inside at this point, I'm not remembering wrong am I? They aren't all blue and stuff later on right? I distinctly remember them being more green and yellow.

- ok The Hive introduces us to more wraith lore which is super cool. In the last episode we learned that wraith are not in fact a united force as once thought. They're territorial and it's only getting worse now that they're awake early and there's not enough food to go around.

- Ronon and his.endless supply of knives XD

- oh, oh Rodney baby, that's not good for your brain

- she's the only one not covered in that web shit y'all, please notice that's suspiciousssss

- I love jump punches so much, they're so silly. Whoop! Smack.

- I'm sorry but Ford's 5 o'clock shadow thing is so silly looking

- I love how much Carson loves Rodney so muchhh

- Teyla napping on Ronon's jacket 😭

- Ronon hates Ford, we all know this, but as soon as Teyla expresses her worry for him he puts that away. Is he the most comforting? No, but he and Teyla are fighters and I think he says the best thing possible considering that.

- NOT THE RANDOM ASS RAVE LAZERS IN THE QUEENS ROOM THING

- y'all Sheppard is so awesome, not only is he secretly book smart, but damn does he have tactical intelligence for daysssss. Getting the hives to turn on eachother???

- The way Rodney immediately knows it's Sheppard too, AHHHHHH

- I knew they survived but hearing "we have an idc, it's colonel Sheppard's code." Always makes me tear up a bit

- ahhhhhhh Epiphany, this episode irritates me SO MUCH

- "I didn't ask for a log." PFFFF

- Ronon is so pretty, help

- god this makes me so sad. Sheppard is inside this field entirely alone, he has no idea that time is passing faster or that his team is rushing against the clock to save him. He thinks he's been abandoned and it breaks my heart.

- I just know that Rodney is so angry with himself for letting John go in there. Even after they rescue him, I don't think he would stop feeling that way.

- also, did he not see the branch come through?

- god this episode just gives me chills so much, the way Rodney is just unstoppable when he realizes Sheppard is in danger. It's one thing after another, he doesn't stop for a second.

- "I have responsibilities back home. People I care about and who care about me. At least I thought they did." OUCH OUCH OUCH

- the pre-acended peeps drive me NUTS. Leaving Sheppard out there against the beast alone, AUGH

- I love the points Sheppard makes about the whole ascension thing these people are trying to do. The fact that they spend their whole lives preparing for what's after, never really living the life they have right now. I mean for god's sake the little girl never even got to grow up before she essentially died.

- ooooo Critical Mass, this episode is intense.

- it's cool the Goa'uld get mentioned here, makes all the sense in the universe they'd fear the wraith making it to the milkyway

- UGH KAVANAGH

- "Dr. Kavanagh." "Yes?" "Stop talking please." god I love sassy Asgard.

- oh crap I forgot the Charin storyline happens here

- it really sucks that Charin is never mentioned before this considering how Teyla talks about her here. Her death would've been so much more impactful if we'd known about this bond earlier.

- I hate Kavanagh so much, why must my eyes and ears be subjected to him.

- I adore Novak though, she's so funny and I love how she looks out for Hermiad. She legitimately cares how he feels about the things they're doing.

- they put Ronon's mic up so high I hate ittttt, it's pointing at his nose!!! Mics are for mouths people!

- Caldwell being the one who got taken over by a Goa'uld is SO GOOD.

- then ofc Ronan beating tf outta him and Sheppard tazing him

- Ronon leaning on the console in relief, so cute

- PFFFFT Zelenka XD

- Grace Under Pressure!!

- my god this episode is my worst nightmare. I am TERRIFIED of the ocean. Rodney getting not only stuck down there with water slowly leaking in, but also just having watched Griffin die saving his life, OOF

- it's so interesting to me how badly Rodney functions when it's only his life in danger. I mean is he still like unbelievably smart and capable? Yes, but he hymns and haws so much more, he doubts himself and freaks out. When someone he loves is in danger though, dude is unstoppable. That's what makes this episode so stressful, Rodney has no one to save but himself.

- I love that this episode also shows just how much Rodney needs people around him to succeed. The way that he immediately starts off talking to himself and eventually that devolves into hallucinating Sam Carter in order to get the closest thing to feedback he can possibly get.

- not him giggling his ass off as he figures out he's becoming hypoxic

- I love seeing Sheppard fight for McKay the way he's done for him and everyone on Atlantis so many times before.

- sweet Zelenka facing his fear to go save Rodney

- ahhhhhh when the jumper starts taking on water ksbdjsksk STRESS

- Rodney cannot sit still, cannot wait for help, he really truly freaks out when he's the only one who has to be saved and it almost gets him killed here.

- "let's see what you can do against someone who can defend themself." Literally the only good part of The Tower. He whoops those abusive tyrannical power hungry assholes and it's beautiful.

- well that and the villagers standing up for themselves finally

- ok wait nvm I forgot there's more good parts, they're just all literally at the end

- like John disarming the apothecary dude and killing him with his own poison knife (by accident) that's the last one

- I don't think I'll have much to say about The Long Goodbye

- Sheppard swooping through the staircase railing was smooth af tho

- I FORGOT RONON GETS SHOT, the look on his face when the entity controlling Sheppard walks away leaving him alone and bleeding on the floor, AHHHHH

- ok I do have to say that it is RIDICULOUS that these people who are nothing more than a temporary consciousness, are going to this much trouble to finish a war that eneded long ago. I mean, they're hurting all these people and trying to kill not only their enemy, but the innocent person they're inhabiting over this shit. Your war is over, you both lost, why would you spend your final moments like this instead of idk, telling the story of your people? Telling them where to find your home world? Anything to try and preserve anything that might be left of your cultures????

- this is also the second time Sheppard has been shot in that specific spot on that same arm

- now why would they show Rodney after Thaylan says that Sheppard cares for Teyla more than she knows hm? Why's that? Hm?

- why is Sheppard so weird in the hospital bed scene with Weir

- nice to see Caldwell get some redemption here

- Coup D'etat is a pretty interesting episode, seeing Ladon go from being Kolya's lackey to the smart, cunning leader he is revealed to be is very cool. He's capable of much more than we could've expected especially with the fumble that was the attack on Atlantis. This majorly adds to his ability to trick them through their underestimation of him.

- "that's Lieutenant Colonel Errand Boy to you." bruh 😂

- Teyla is literally always gorgeous no matter what, like always, but she looks so pretty in her outfit here!!

- "well that was refreshing, he didn't even try to kill us once." The bar is so low

- I forgot the woman who plays Callie on Eureka was on here as Laden's sister, there's quite a bit of overlap with this show, never realized until now

- "I just wanna know who thinks I'm not a threat and give em a chance to change their minds."

- AHHHH WHY ARE THE GENII LEADERS SO BACKSTABBY

- sending people, your people to die as hostages, away from their friends, their family, everything they hold dear... that's so fucked

- I just have to say this, I love Lorne so much, he's so sweet and funny, I wish we saw more of him in the show but I thoroughly enjoy what we do get.

- I love that Sheppard doesn't force McKay to his feet and just sits him up, joining him on the ground instesd.

- LET'S GO LADON!!!!

- I appreciate that he's a complex character ya know? He changes his mind, he has hopes and dreams and fears and he's intelligent too.

- Holt shit Michael already????

- this storyline makes me so sad y'all. I think the retrovirus cure thing has so much potential, but forcing it on them, making Michael go through what he does, trapping him between Wraith and Human... it's heartbreaking. The wraith are undeniably horrific towards all inhabitants of the galaxy, but still... he starts off so sweet, a man just trying to understand who he is and what's happened to him, trying to find his place in this strange world he's woken to. He does so much bad, but man it's not entirely his fault ya know?

- watching the scene where Teyla and him interact for the first time knowing what happens is ROUGH. I'd forgotten about this, I mean she's the first person he connects with, she tells him she and him are friends and his face lights up.

- I know Michael has fed on god knows how many people, but my god does it hurt seeing Ronon come at him. This version of Michael has no idea, he hasn't done those things, not yet.

- oh man, the dvd scene is rough

- the look on his face when he realizes Teyla was one of the people who captured him...

- oof, Inferno, there is one specific moment I remember from this that is so angsty omfg

- Pfffff Rodney fumbling about trying to explain why he ran to the doorway during a small earthquake XD

- the Stargate falling into the lava and the look on Rodney's face when he realizes they're all trapped AHHH

- Ronon carrying the kids through the ash, god I love this man. He is so kind and loving and would both kill and die to protect people.

- AHHHH Ronon reiterating what Teyla said "as long as well can breath, there's hope." And then BOOM they get beamed up. SO GOOD

- THE ORION EXITING HYPERSPACE AHHHHHH

- oh my god Ronon's smile help

- OOF Allies, this episode is super interesting

- Sheppard looks so cool in the Orion command chair and he knows itttttt

- my question is, why didn't the wraith just go back into hibernation once they realized Earth was not yet a viable feeding ground? They could've just left some awake to keep trying but the rest sleep and wait.

- Michael, the first real test subject of the retrovirus, wanting to then use it to make his rival wraith into food is WILD

- it's so interesting how the wraith have different skin tones too, I think it's a nice detail that they have variation like humans. I wonder if there's an evolutionary reason for them like there is for us or if it's a remnant from the original human DNA they evolved from.

- I'm also super curious as to what their tattoos or markings are from and/or mean

- haha I forgot Michael is also a glitter wearing wraith, I love itttt

- "we will not meet again" LIES, mf you're about to spend multiple seasons stalking that woman

- so yes they're able to buy the "friendly" hive ship enough time to escape the other hive, but won't the other hive wonder why Atlantis showed up??

- PFFFT the convo after Ronon pins the wraith to the wall with a knife to his throat kills me

- Yes!!! The hives are starting to get the coloring I remember, I was right!!!

- EUGH I forgot how much the pod things look like intestines

- see, your mistake was not only fucking with Atlantis, but kidnapping Ronon and Rodney. Those two are bad ideas to kidnap for different reasons, but equally terrible. Ronon will absolutely slaughter you for your actions and Rodney has a John Sheppard who will follow him to the end of the universe to save his ass.

- I mean, he quite literally stuck his tiny ass fighter to the hull of a damn hive ship all alone to get those two back.

Season 3

Season 2 SGA live blogging:

If you haven't read season 1 and want to, here's that link! I'm rewatching SGA for the like 5th or 6th time at this point I think and putting my thoughts on here as I go for funsies. (Episode 1 is with season 1 because it's siege part 3 and it made more sense)

- The Intruder, AHHHH I love this episode

- The way Weir and Sheppard stand up for eachother makes me so happy, I get why people take it in a romance way, I think the writers were hinting at at, but there is just no chemistry in that regard imo. I adore their dynamic though

- Sheppard and Hermiad having a damn staring contest 😂

- I love how murder mystery this episode is, someone killing off members of the crew just as they discover who's doing it. The fact that it's a virus makes it even cooler I mean, the ship you're trapped on is turning against you???

- DUDE, the fighter bay scene is AMAZING. The way those two just stare at eachother dumbfounded with the open bay doors in the background 😂

- then of course the badassery kicks in as they seamlessly work together to remove all the infected hardware before the shield fails and they die with that amazing ass music in the background AHHHH

- I love that Rodney is experiencing Gs like this for the first time while in an intense chase after an infected F302 dangerously close to the coronasphere of a damn STAR

- "You wanna take the stick?" "Really?" "No"

- their sunburns omfg

- Teyla being in charge of Atlantis while Weir is gone makes me so happy. I love how they work in tandem running the city, having complete confidence in the other to keep it safe.

- S2 E3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT'S RONAN TIME BABYYYYYY

- also, I know the guy who plays Lorne was on stargate first, but I can't stop seeing him as Andy from Eureka.

- I love that they finally gave Teyla some more shirts, the og purple is adorable, but it's nice she has more now, as we saw in the hallucination fog episode, she is quite into fashion.

- bro can people stop throwing colonel sumner in Sheppard's face please???

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[theantivoid-3]

So here's the long a waited explanation of the cyber raiders au

//TRIGGER WARNING!//

|| Do beware this has blood gore and use of loss of a limb and use of a shock collar as humiliation to a character! Also manipulation torture and all the not fun stuff! You have been warned Also mentions of experimentation and loss of body parts as well! Again for the second time you have been warned! If ya dont like mentions of this stuff just ignore this post and keep on with ya day!||

//TRIGGER WARNING//

Ok basically a few months after the shedder thing draxum kinda leaves new York for awhile. 2 years ago by to after the kraang accident happened. And the mad dogs find a group of mutants trying to stop a corporation who have been developing mind control tech. But also there own soldiers for the government.

The team is leatherhead a gator,tigerclaw a tiger, alopex a fox, venus de milo a turtle the newest recruit and finally a human named angel. All of them are led by draxum.

(also all the characters I mentioned are from different incarnations of tmnt in the past)

A Lancer: Tigerclaw

A smart guy: Leatherhead

A old guy:(the leader) Baron 'Barry' Draxum

A young guy: Venus de milo

A funny guy: Angel

A sidekick: Alopex

Heights:

Tigerclaw:6'2ft

Alopex:4'10ft

Venus de milo:5ft

Leatherhead:8ft

Baron 'barry' draxum:6'11ft

Angel:5,2

Ages:

Barry:300-200

Leatherhead:48

Tigerclaw:17(siblings)

Alopex:15(siblings)

Venus de milo:14

Angel:14

Basically while Barry was journeying an old enemy bishop surprised attacked him and forced him and 4 other people through experimentation to make the perfect soldiers for war and such. Before hand he had made 5 mutants. Latour a version of leonardo, renoir a version of rapheal, Delacroix a version of donatello, masaccio a version of Michaelangelo. A finally a version of the turtles who was made from their combined DNA.

Venus de milo. The most natural looking of the siblings

Latour:is far less in control outside of battle and is always so rude towards his siblings.

Renoir: a turtle engulfed with nothing but rage without a loving bone in his body. All

he knows is killing.

Delacroix:the mad scientist that doesn't care about anyone but his projects. You could say he doesn't even care about himself if it gets his project to succeed.

Masaccio: his sanity has completely left his mind. He kills just because he can as he finds it hilarious. He doesn't know what true life is.

Venus de milo: a very terrified mutant. All she's known was the laboratory and coldness she doesn't understand what family she mute out of her own choice. That's until angel and the team show her. She's very shy when you first met her.

Leatherhead:at first was a bit too protective of rhe kids to everyone as he didn't trust anyone yet until 4 months later barry showed that he was will to go above and beyond to help. So slowly both start to trust each other

Tigerclaw:older sibling to alopex he is talented as he is arrogant stubborn and hurtful sometimes. But he means well. This gut has a heart of gold but difficulty showing naturally.

Alopex:younger sibling to tigerclaw she always very skeptical about almost everything. Very determined as well but is always at odds with her brother as both have a bad rivalry. But she's is a good friend to anyone in need.

Angel:a very punk like girl that takes no shit from anyone and yet is a bit of a peace keeper to everyone to the point it's worrying. As she kinda like the song punk tactics.

Ok so here's some random lore bits

The first time the team even met was just

Tigerclaw and Alopex were always fighting

Venus was always silent

Leatherhead was always a bit protective of the younglings so him and barry didn't really get along at first

And angel was just trying her best to keep the peace.

Basically bishop managed to make his own mutagen so thats why the alopex tigerclaw venus the dark turtles and leatherhead the way they are. Also the reason why barry in the au always has his neck covered up (this was kinda inspired by like father like son au) is bc bishop decided to put a shock collar on him to humiliate him.Also bishop put a tracker in barry right leg too so yea barry had to get his right leg chopped off and get a prosthetic made. But also bishop 2 teeth that barry had now he has a sliver and gold tooth stand ins

Now onto the one the only John bishop!

Name: "john" bishop

Personality: cold and has a very passionate hate for aliens and yokai alike who he thinks poses a threat to the world. He will stop at nothing to get what he wants and thinks is best. As his mind control and other tech is developed thanks to the government funding his corporation. His manipulative ways know no bounds. As he rarely caring to those who help him. And rarely shows kindness. He's the survival of the fits type of guy. The only thing he enjoys more than getting what he wants is seeing his enemies fall and die trying to stop him.

Background: thanks to the aliens kidnapping him at the age of 21 during the 17th century whom experimented on him. He now is merciless.

Basically he's draxum if draxum was human and was not shown the kindness that mikey gave.

I may or may not post more about this au but do tell me yalls thoughts

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: SCP 173 (The Sculpture) x Reader | NEW CHARACTER

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(Don't ask about that GIF)

I did change 173 slightly in a way that he can move his limbs and communicate verbally, so Peanut here would be a tiny bit OC

First Encounter

You both met in 173's cell

For some reason, when you blinked, 173 just stood in front of you

Like, this peanut didn't kill you or anything

It was more as if he was interested in you

He somehow found the ability to talk

Even patted your head to your surprise

This also supposed the whole of the facility since they've only observed 173 spanning everyone's neck and teleporting

And they've never seen him move his arms since he's a literal peanut statue that secretes poop (and blood I guess)

Your feelings for him

You began to realise you fell for him after someone had mentioned how often you visited the statue

Definitely would try to hide it, to begin with (Cuz it's odd that y'all be falling for a peanut statue)

But later on, you decide to drop hints about it to your crush, Peanut

He looked as if he was clueless

But he definitely has gotten the hint way before you even realised your feelings for him

Because you make him feel butterflies

If anyone tries to flirt with the statue, you would become furious (Cuz you paid for this statue)

Most likely would tease you at times

His Confession

Probably would plan it out

Which didn't work at all

So 173 would just do it out of the blue

To which you agreed of course (Cuz y'all need some Jesus! At least you weren't like Clef when he- nvm)

Definitely surprised the foundation as well since nobody has ever fallen for this statue before (Aside from Clef)

Some would give you both odd looks while others were more curious about your relationship

Probably would conduct tests between the both of you

Only because they want to see if 173's behaviour would change

Like if someone blinked while standing behind you

Date

Since the foundation doesn't let 173 out of his cell, most of your dates would be in there

173 would be similar to 035 since he's pretty chill and laidback

You both would be laying on the floor and looking up at the ceiling

Probably talking about a lot of BS

Probably would tell you his favourite method of killing (which totally isn't snapping necks)

You both would tell each other about your day and peanut would joke around a lot

Is rather sassy as well so if anyone judges, you can always count on 173 to save you

Most likely by snapping their necks

Or sassing them out to the point of no return

When he gets jealous

It's rare to see 173 jealous since he's quite laid back and doesn't really mind who you're with

If 173 does get jealous he would most likely snap their neck

Or just teleport behind you and just stare at whoever is hitting on you

Or he would bend down to their height (if they're short ofc) which does are them off quite a bit

Would definitely drag you back into his cell to which surprised the researchers

Because they found out that the cameras were working and they heard screaming coming near/from his cell

Peanut can be slightly possessive of you

Especially when he knows somebody is hitting on you on purpose regardless of whether they knew you were taken or not

Most likely would ask you who you are hanging out with and for how long

When there's a containment breach

There's a 50% chance that he caused the breach

Whether he did it or not he would look for you

As he's looking for you he would snap some necks

Even gave 682 a heart attack

More than once actually but we don't talk about that here (cuz that hurts 682's heart)

Could care less about every other SCPs/workers

If you were hurt peanut would hunt down whoever did it to you

Probably would stroll down the facility instead of teleporting

To which you giggled

The look on the researchers' faces when they saw 173 frolic across the hallway and back into his cell was priceless

You were even there to witness it and everyone looked at you like they've just seen a ghost

Yandere!173

Would lock you up in his cell

Probably would tie you up as well

Definitely would torment you by teleporting in front and away from you

Sometimes would blindfold you

Not even the researchers could get you out

They've even asked 131 for some help and it didn't work as effectively as they thought for whatever reason

If you somehow managed to escape your freedom wouldn't last long

173 would manipulate you to the point that you felt that there weren't any way out for you

So in the end, you just stayed in his cell (probably regretting life choices while you're at it)

At least he's nice enough to let you eat proper food served in the foundation (had to make that clear in case y'all didn't get the hint and thought he gave you smth else to eat)

His younger sister

You're both alike and very close indeed

The foundation was shocked at how alike you both were

And you both were inseparable

So every time there's a breach and they see either of you, they know the other is just around the corner

You both would be sassy, sarcastic and funny

The foundation would be entertained by your remarks

Although you may or may not snap necks like peanut, you do display some form of curiosity towards the foundation staff and the SCPs

Like that one time when there was a containment breach and you leaned in rather close to this rookie and he just screamed as he laid on the floor

He did get quite a lecture afterwards but you decided to just tease him whenever you both meet

When his kid says their name for the first time

Would be joyful af

Nobody would hear the end of it

Like imagine the last words you hear is 173 telling you how his kid spoke their name

Like it took them so long to just get the pronunciation right

Tries to get them to swear late on though

Much to your dismay

173 is a cool and laid back type of dad so you wouldn't have to worry too much when you're away

Unless it's about being a good influence then you should (Not that it matters anyway...)

Probably would teleport to whoever/whatever just tp tell them about it

Even bothered 682 to the point that the lizard begged the foundation researchers to remove either of them

When his S/O is angry

Would run/teleport 10000000000000000000 miles away

Especially if you're mad at him

Probably because he broke your favourite cup and didn't tell you about it because he know that your best friend gave it to you as a gift (Don't say y'all don't have friends)

Would try to calm you down after a while though

Which didn't work too well because you still wanted to rip his head off

If it was somebody else who made you mad he would probably be entertained

Unless it affects himself of course

Probably would try to hold you back and get you to calm down

In which you wanted to rip off his head as well which ended so well for peanut

If 173 cant run anywhere he would just hide in the corner and cry

Probably would as the researchers for some help as well

They don't because they don't want to die either

When someone tries to steal you away

When peanut finds out he would hunt down whoever tried to steal you without hesitation

Would snap his neck and everyone else who were involved or knows about it

Takes you back to his cell

Checks if you were hurt even though you were looking at the kidnapper's @ss

Would try to stay by your side at all times even though he knows he can't

Stares at the researchers every time they talk to you

If it was a D-class they would die in an instant

Has a burning hatred for certain kinds of people

When his Pregnant!S/O gets hurt by accident

Cries without a doubt

Would bandage you up without a doubt

Would cheer you up by doing weird dances and impressions

Most likely would tell you off as well but your puppy eyes get to him

So he would just take that back and just baby you

Would kneel down to talk to the unborn child about your bad behaviour

You swore you felt it kick

173 would get all excited and more protective than usual

Wouldn't let anyone near you unless you were going into labourr

Meeting a Fem!Dragon!Hybrid!Reader

Would be quite curious about you

Finds you rather cute because you're so pure, kind and small

Wants to adopt you without a doubt

The researchers would have mixed feelings about you being in the same cell as 173

Peanut was lowkey terrified when you breathed fire

Was somewhat ok with you crying lava and levitating objects for a bit

Somehow managed to get 343 and/or Scarlet King to help you improve your telekinesis

Definitely would play hide and seek with you and some others

They don't get a say otherwise peanut would snap their necks

When he accidentally kills you

It was when some guy unintentionally pushed you which angered 173

Like he teleported to him and his friends

You tried to explain but 173 didn't listen so he proceeds to snap everyone's necks

Trying your best to defend the poor guy, you stepped in front of them which lead to 173 snapping your neck as well

The guy was shocked but managed to run before anything happened

Word got around that 173 had snapped your neck and was now permanently depressed

Like, he stopped snapping everyone's neck for quite sometime

Felt so guilty that he went to 049 to see if he can fix you

But he wasn't able to so he went to SK and God

They were transported to another facility so they weren't able to do much for this statue

Yandere!173 x Evil!Reader

Not as dense as some of the other SCPs but 173 wouldn't have guessed that you worked for another GOI other than the foundation

Since you used your knowledge of 173 to your advantage, 173 would find out rather late

173 found out who you were working with since the late arrival of the Black Queen came by to collect you

173 would try and kidnap you back into his cell at the Foundation but failed miserably

Would try and warn the foundation but they couldn't get you back either

Since you were with the Black Queen, 173 was plotting to get you back without any distraction

The foundation realised how dangerous 173 has become and isolated him far from the other SCPs

At times, the foundation would use your name in order to get 173 to work with them which worked 50% of the times

Trying McDonald's Sprite

Would be confused about this 'Sprite' from McDonald's since he doesn't eat or drink anyways

173 would be rather curious about this beverage and does give it a try

Finds it tasty and you soon realise he has officially become a sweet tooth

Was probably a mistake but if you ever needed to bribe 173, get him some Sprite that's specifically from McDonald's

Like that one time you bought him Sprite from Tesco's, he said it tasted more disgusting and refused to finish the drink

You should probably give him some apple pies, pancakes and some other sweet stuff from McDonald's

Sometimes the foundation would even give him some Sprite whenever the cleaners are cleaning his cell

Would find it amusing that the only way to get him to stop snapping necks are Sprite

When his kids swear

Would 100% be ok with it

173 probably is the one who taught his child to swear

Probably would let them drink alcohol at a young age as well

Maybe around their teenage years, but would let them try a sip if they're under 10

Wouldn't even be mad if his kid swears accidentally

Peanut would most likely encourage it

Doesn't mind if his kid swears at others, but the others would probably complain

When Child!Reader scares him

Wouldn't be hard to scare 173 tbh because you're so small

You'd be running around and giggling while doing whatever

Until there's some silence

173 would probably brush it off at first until he didn't hear a sound for 20 minutes

Does check around his cell to make sure you're still there

Panics because he can't see you

Until he turns around and had a full-on heart attack because you jumped on him

The researchers definitely hear a screech coming from his cell

They all started laughing once they found out

When the reader pole dances/aerial silk dances

Very similar to 035

Would be in awe of you dancing for him

If you were pole dancing he would probably watch you with those eyes~

Most likely end up in you both performing in another activity

If you were aerial silk dancing, 173 would probably be amazed

Would try and dance with you but fails terribly

Because he keeps dropping like dead flies

Most likely broke his back

Sometimes the researchers wonder how it's even possible for 173 to break his "bones"

Having a Pregnant!S/O

Would crack a lot of dad jokes here and there

Follows wherever you go

Rubs your belly whenever he can

Definitely would make a full conversation with the unborn child

Sometimes would read stories that do make you feel sleepy

Does whatever you tell him to do

Cracks some necks if he can't give you what you need

Would cry whenever you have your mood swings

During labour, you grabbed his arm so hard that it almost broke him

When you try to commit suicide

Would teleport to your side at an instant

Wouldn't let you out of his sight ever again

173 would try to cheer you up which may or may not work

Definitely would kill whoever made you feel this way if any

Make you stay in his cell for a while

Maybe even permanently

Wouldnt let anyone touch you

If you had any scars 173 would cry

Peanut would try his best to stop you from feeling that way

Having a Hopelessly Romantic/Easily flustered GN!Reader

Would definitely tease you

173 would find it adorable that you fluster easily and is hopelessly romantic

I'd say he's pretty hopelessly romantic to a certain degree

Will kill if anyone teases you

Because your adorable flushed look is only reserved for him

Although he would tell all the other SCPs about you

049 and 035 get it the hardest but 035 is completely fine with it

049 would rather just stay in his cell than to hear 173 talk about you for 200 hours

Probably knows more about you than peanut himself

173 would boop your snoot whenever you have that cute look

When you're about to be executed - Yandere!173 x D-Class!Reader

173 would snap everyone's neck and kidnap you back to his cell

If anyone ever mentions your name, 173 would instantly snap their necks

And if they ever tried to find you, he would know and would hide you somewhere else

If you ever tried to flee, 173 would teleport to your side and bribe you to stay 'home'

By bribe, I mean he would force you to return by teleporting the both of you

If anyone sees the both of you, 173 would stalk them to no end

Would torture them if they were to tell the foundation about this

Not even the other SCPs could help

When you curl up in their lap

Would find you the cutest thing on Earth

Aside from 999 of course

If he's exhausted from doing nothing, he would probably just rub your head/back

Definitely would tickle you whenever he can

Finds it comforting when you do curl up in his lap

Thinks that you're so cute to the point that he would kill for you

When you kiss his neck

10000000000000% loves it

Would definitely be vocal because he has no shame

Most likely would ask you to do it again

Even if you were in the middle of talking to someone and they hear him

If you were in the mood, you could tease him with neck kisses for hours on end

Probably would ask you to move on to the next activity but you know he loves being teased

Then after that go back to cuddling

173 would scream but the last time that happened the whole foundation went deaf and you gave him the cold shoulder for a while

Definitely cried about that so he tries to restrain himself

But you feel bad so you just carried on

[luifaro]

heh.... bet.

I think it'd take me a good amount of resets to figure things out I'm not so good when it comes to memory plus I'm not too good with a LOAD of physical activity.

Ok, so first of all I think the fall would make me kinda groggy and disoriented. I'd wake up and be kinda confused until I remember that I climbed the mountain. While I'm confused I think I'd spend of my time checking that this is real by doing things like counting how many fingers I have, stomping around to see if the texture feels real, etc. I'd be kinda nervous but go forward. Then I'd meet Flowey! I'd think he's adorable and be like "ok i'll hear him out." and then I get obliterated. Just youch. I'd probably say something like "What the fuck did I do to you man???" From that point on I think I'd hate him a hell of a lot. Because I was just chilling and then he decided to kill me for some reason. When Toriel saves me I'd be kind of confused and unsure if I should trust her but because I don't like confrontation I'd just kinda follow her. The long hallway is my worst enemy I'd hate that room so much. Probably on the verge of tears walking through it. I would've tried to run but then I'd end up getting tired and slow down anyway. I'm so relieved when I realize Toriel didn't go anywhere.

I think I'd feel really safe with Toriel and actually wait for a bit before deciding to keep going. Monster encounters cook me a good amount of the time but with every reset I'm able to get better and realize what I need to do. I think if I killed any monster it would've been out of frustration, though it likely wouldn't come to that since I'd just run away for the most part when I get beaten up. After all of those tries I make it to Toriel's house. I think I'd stay for a good period of time because I trust her when she says outside the ruins is dangerous. Even though I don't like Flowey I'd probably consider if he's only acting so aggressive because of Asgore's influence and feel a teeny bit bad for him. I'd probably get to actually SEE Toriel's favorite bug hunting spot!! After I get incredibly curious I admit I want to leave. I'm built different I could convince Toriel I'd win trust. (joking but I would definitely try.) I think I'd be afraid to kill Toriel so I'd just try hitting her a little and end up killing her on accident. Tears in an instant. I'd almost immediately reset and try again. This time she lives!! let's go!

Flowey terrifies me by knowing that I killed Toriel the first time. Tbh I'd probably become terrified of him after his speech and begin looking around to make sure he's not still following me (he is). Similar to you, I'd end being really cold in Snowdin. Unlike you though, I'm pretty used to the cold so I wouldn't suffocate to death. Probably would end up experiencing frostbite a few times though since I wouldn't realize how cold I'm getting (one time lost feeling in my thumb and didn't think much of it, if i did NOT tell my mom idk what would've happened to it.) SO yeah being used to the cold is not that good in my case. I'd really want a scarf or a cape or at least mittens... I think I'd absolutely love Papyrus and Sans because they're such funny guys. I'd try to be Sans and remember I'm not that good at puns.

I'd also find Papyrus really funny because of how it seems like all his schemes fail in one way or another. Generally just talks funny. Would die for him. Hangout is almost immediately happening once we're on good terms. Man if I thought FLOWEY was bad I'd really really be terrified of Undyne because of how determined she is to kill me. I'd both fear and hate her, mostly fear. She would kill me so many times ngl I sucked ass at dodging the overworld spears. I think the bossfight would be better for me though since I'd get a shield. Still dying but not AS much. I'd absolutely hate Hotland. I'd be dying of heatstroke like a boss. It's too fucking hot for me, I really really hate the heat. Does not help they don't have railings so if I mess up I could fall straight into the lava. Puzzles wouldn't be too hard for me since I got Alphys helping me out (i'm so cool it's not even a question). I think I'd grow to like Mettaton, especially after realizing he was just acting and is only killing me so he can save humankind from Asgore. Still kills me a lot. I'd probably have fun dancing though I'd probably pass out after it from exhaustion. I really wouldn't like Core. It's even HOTTER... More heat stroke pleeasee!

I agree with you... Like most of my deaths would probably be fighting monsters since I'm not the best at dodging and would probably forget abilities I have.

I don't think I'd have much of an opinion on New Home but the story told there would make me REALLY REALLY SAD... I don't think I'd realize the gifts aren't FOR ME though so I'd take them anyway.

Omega Flowey... I'm gonna stare at that thing and try to run in the opposite direction as fast as I can. I am NOT fighting that!! Running until Flowey gets bored of chasing me and puts up an invisible wall so I have no choice but to fight him. Six souls make me :) instead of ;-;. I think I'd die a couple times since he wasn't the hardest boss but I'm sure it'd be more difficult if I was actually IN the GAME and had to dodge. After he's cooked I'm sparing him with the power of sheer spite. I'd kinda pity him after he keeps saying he doesn't understand but be really happy when he leaves me the fuck alone.

True Pacifist also playing out mostly the same for me I think. Pretty easy to do when I've already died plenty and gotten chances to figure shit out! After all of this I think the first thing I'm doing is going to bed. Honk mimimimi... I don't think I'd choose to stay with Toriel because I'm assuming my family still... exists and I'm just taking Frisk's role instead of being LITERALLY FRISK.

if you were like sent into undertale like the exact storyline and all the mechanics from undertale still work the same but the cost is you lose all memory of undertale's plot (example: you forget flowey's evil so you might run into his bullets) so you just have to figure shit out, how many resets do you think it'd take to complete it?

I fear I would not survive. /hj

In all seriousness, a lot. Like Clover times a lot. I am not the most fit person, I practically die every time I go to my classes because they're on the third floor or when I have to go to another building for a class, so traversing the Underground alone would kill me honestly. To add to that, I cannot be in extremely cold places without proper clothing (as in multiple layers of coats and sweaters) or else my lungs will kill me. The moment I get locked out of the Ruins and enter Snowdin, I will be lying in the snow suffocating to death, that is if hypothermia doesn't take me first.

I would probably stay with Toriel much longer than Frisk does before venturing out. I don't see myself having problems in Snowdin besides the cold, I would love to hang out with Papyrus. Waterfall would probably be where I die the most due to Undyne. Hotland.. I'm going to be real, Hotland would exhaust me. It's high up with no safety railings, if you fall it's straight to lava, and that would set my anxiety on fire. I live in a hot country and I survived its 40°c-50°c summer heat so I don't think I would have a problem with the heat, my main problem would be with the puzzles and traps in Hotland unless Alphys helps me. The same thing can be said with the CORE. New Home would be the easiest place for me to travel since you just have to walk.

Fighting monsters would probably be the thing that would kill me the most. I already died a lot of times from random encounters (more times than bosses actually) in my Undertale playthrough, just apply that in real life but 100 times worse. I would probably do a pacifist run because I'm scared of confrontation that I would either flee, freeze, or initiate an uncomfortably long staring contest.

Honestly you're right in assuming that I would fall for Flowey's tricks at first but after that he would probably be on sight for me. I would have major beef with him for many reasons and when Omega Flowey comes around, I would freeze and accept my fate before I remember that I hate him and start throwing punches. I would probably choose to kill him after that.

I honestly think the rest of the True Pacifist route would play out the same just with a bit more death from me. And when everyone finishes their "What I will do now that we're free" speech, I collapse on the ground from exhaustion and the game would end.

[taschamonnii]

Imagine This Three - She’s Mine

You x Wanda Maximoff (Wanda Maximoff - Elizabeth Olsen) 

Fluff

Summary: Anonymous asked:

Ok, so what about wanda x reader where both have a crush on each other and reader is like really good at drawing and always draws wanda. So one day Wanda wants something from reader and goes to their room but no one's there and then she sees the drawings of her on a table or something. You can decide what happens at the end <3

Hi Anon! I love this! Thank you for the request. I enjoyed writing this and hope you enjoy reading it <3

TW: None

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Title Song: She’s Mine by Eva Westphal

AN: This is a cuteness overload

Word Count: 1,381

Imagine This:

You are basically the female Spiderman so Spiderwoman. You are part of the Avengers and have been for a while now. You are close friends like siblings with Spiderman for obvious reasons and the both of you spend a lot of time playing video games and talking about girls. You are loved by everyone and fit right in. You love to draw and have drawn some awesome posters of the entire team that hang in the common areas of the compound. 

You have a secret though. You can’t stop drawing Wanda Maximoff. You have so many drawings of her hidden in your room that you have lost count. You are obsessed with trying to capture her eyes, especially the color down on paper. You have been falling for Wanda since you met her and god it has just gotten worse and worse. When you first met her she had that long dark hair and wore so much eyeshadow that you literally had to avoid staring. Now she has long red hair and hardly wears any makeup and you are honestly not sure which version of herself makes you weaker in the knees. 

All you know is that you love everything about her and are absolutely infatuated with her. The worst part is that you are really close friends with her and she is so nonchalant about the way she is with you. She doesn’t know what personal space is when it comes to you and that is 100% your own fault since you don’t have personal space boundaries with anyone. You roughhouse with Peter and Yelena like you are siblings and you always find your way into Natasha’s lap. So you can’t blame Wanda for being so touchy with you when you are naturally touchy with everyone. But it is slowly killing you! 

You know what she smells like. You know how soft her skin is. You know how it feels to have her cling to your body and hide her face in your neck when she is scared during movie night. You even know how she likes to cuddle in her sleep. You know that she mumbles in her sleep. You know that she has nightmares and you know how to help her wake up from them and how to comfort her after she wakes. You know what she looks like when she’s crying or been crying. You know her favorite comfort tv shows, songs, foods, and clothes. Hell, you even know that her lips are impossibly soft because she has kissed you on the cheek before. You know that she can be emotional and how she pushes people away when she is hurting so that she doesn’t accidentally hurt them. You know that she hates her hands and doesn’t like her powers because she is scared. You know that she is funny, clever, and kind. You know almost everything about her and you love her more with everything new you learn about her. Your heart is hers and she has no clue.

Lately, you spend a lot of time in your room drawing her because being around her is too much and you are terrified you are going to say or do something that will ruin the friendship. Today has been no different. You have been drawing for hours. Your stomach growls for the third time and you decide it’s finally time for some food. You decide you are just going to make a quick run to the kitchen and back so you leave all your drawings out. 

While you are in the kitchen getting food you see Natasha.

“Oh look who decided to join the living! Wanda was just looking for you.”

“What? A girl can’t enjoy some peace and quiet in her room? What did Wanda want?”

“A girl can do whatever she wants but when it's been hours since anyone has seen said girl and this becomes a normal thing it gets concerning. Wanda wanted to borrow something of yours I don’t know. I told her you were still in your room.”

“Shit!” 

You drop your snacks on the counter and take off running to your room. Of course, the one time you left all the drawings out this would happen.

“Jesus y/n where is the fire?”

Nat laughs as you run. She isn’t stupid she sees the way you look at Wanda everyone does. The tension between the two of you is the gossip of the compound and there is a running bet as to when something will happen between you and Wanda. 

You round the corner to your room and see the door is wide open and feel your entire world crumble. Your legs slow down and it becomes a battle to move closer to the door you are panicking. When you make it through the doorway you stop in your tracks. Wanda is facing your drawing table her hands are running over all the pages and you can’t see her face.

“Wanda I can explain.”

You can’t explain though I mean how could you possibly explain why you have drawing, after drawing of Wanda! 

Time seems to slow down as she turns around and faces you. Her gaze scans you and a smile appears on her face.

“Oh, you can explain why you have dozens of drawings of me on your desk?” 

You are shocked by her teasing tone and her smile. You weren’t sure what reaction you were expecting but certainly not this. Your mouth opens to explain but no words come out. 

"Y/N can I tell you a secret?"

You nod your head yes.

"I have a crush on you and I just can't get a handle on it. And well, I think you might feel the same way. I have never seen someone draw me the way you do. I mean this," she turned slightly gesturing to your desk that was covered in images of her, "this y/n is incredible do you see me like this?"

She grabbed the drawing you had been working on when you left your room. You have it mostly finished but you were going to add some shading.

"That's not finished."

She looks up at you with amazement in her eyes. 

"This isn't finished? You have all of my freckles and my scrunched-up nose and I literally don't think I have ever seen my own smile so bright it reaches my eyes! YNn this is beautiful."

"You are beautiful. I mean I just capture what I see, that is how you look when you are happy Wanda."

She turned and moved back to the desk and started to shuffle through the papers. Your legs finally decide to work and allow you to walk over and stand beside her. You grab her hand before she grabs another picture, one of her sleeping.

"Wanda I"

She turned her attention to you and smiled.

"I can't believe you've kept this to yourself for so long."

"I couldn't tell you. Wanda, I can't lose you. I couldn't risk it. You are my best friend. I just couldn't help falling for you. So, I drew you to try and get a handle on my feelings but it hasn't helped much because you still consume all my thoughts and I really wouldn't want it any other way. I had a crush on you when we first met but now that I know you. Well, I love you, Wanda."

Her smile melted your heart the way her eyes looked at you with affection was too much. She brushed your hair behind your ears and held your face. 

"I love you too y/n I thought I was being pretty obvious but apparently not. So let me be very clear."

She leaned in and pressed her lips softly to yours. Your hands found her waist and your lips melted into hers allowing you to get lost in the kiss. Her lips fit perfectly with yours and they are so soft and sweet. The entire situation is better than you ever could have imagined. Wanda loves you! Wanda is kissing you! And it's better than any kiss you have ever experienced or dreamed of! 

Wanda pulled away first and smiled.

“Be mine”

“I’m yours.”

“She’s mine.”

“I’m yours and you’re mine.”

AN: I’m desperately affection starved and this was so nice to write I didn’t realize how much I needed some fluff. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. 

[redrosesartcabin]

Kenji x first perspective female reader:

Things happened

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(Hey, how is it going peeps! This was requested by @xxno-0xx . I hope you all, and especially the requester, like it. Only one warning: It involves some swearing, so if you don’t like that don’t read. If the requester doesn’t like it, please tell me and I’ll edit the story! Also: The story plays somewhere either between season 2 and 3, or somewhere around season 3. Though not in a canonical episode)

It’s crazy how things sometimes happen.

A very vague description, I know, but it’s the only way I can convey how I feel.

Things happened that made me have the opportunity to go to Jurassic Worlds Camp Cretaceous.

We had won the league as the best female Baseball team, with the price being -besides the typical golden trophy and some media glory- a trip to Camp Cretaceous for one of us. And as the team leader, I was chosen as the one who can go.

“Oh no it’s fine!”, I had said. I already had a funny feeling about the trip. But they all had insisted, “it’s fine”, they had said, “it’ll be cool” they said.

Oh and weren’t they just so right. I am super peachy.

Practically prancing through the jungle and killing Dinos with my little finger-

Ok that’s enough, I think y’all got the gist: The shit had hit the fan.

Things happened, that made everyone be gone, and suddenly it was up to us to survive on this pretend Prehistoric nightmare.

At least my beloved baseball bat had survived the fall of the Camp Cretaceous building. After that discovery I didn’t let go of it anymore. I took it everywhere with me, hitting every living being that even dared to breath in my new found friends direction.

Friends… I had never thought, before the evacuation of Jurassic World and all that crazy stuff happened, that I’d ever call any of them that. I hadn’t really found any of them to be friendship material. I love baseball and building things out of wood in my free time and had a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. The only person in the group who had come close to that was Yaz, but she had been so closed off, that I couldn’t really tell before we became a group that fought for their survival. Darius also had been ok, but I was older than him and we didn’t have anything in common, so that checked itself out. Everyone else sort of annoyed me in one way or another. Especially Kenji’s pompous ass. He had appeared very full of himself and just generally narcissistic, or at least painfully self centered and pretentious.

Now imagine how surprised one might be, when one figured I was crushing on the guy.

Let’s just say, that things happened that made me see Kenji in a completely different light.

Turns out he has a good enough sense of humor to catch my drift when I speak “in sarcastic” as he likes to call it. Turns out, he was a loyal and fun friend. Turns out he was just a lonely soul, neglected by a father whose work is more important to him than his own son.

Everything turned out different than it appears about him. He still sometimes annoyed me with his pranks and especially when he wouldn’t shut up about his wealth. The latter however became very apparent as the means to show that he was someone, although he didn’t need to prove that anymore. But of course he would think that’s how people would like him, his father had taught him no better.

The first thing I mentioned somehow makes me love him even more. It annoys me, gets such a rise out of me, that it’s somehow funny again. It gives me a spark and Kenji seemingly seems to enjoy seeing that spark. And him enjoying that spark makes me somehow happy as well. It would start with a cat fight and ended in rigorous laughter.

“Why so serious?”, he would sometimes ask when I’d respond with a glare towards him when he’d steal my bat for what felt like the fifty millionth time.

“You’re getting so creative. I barely saw it coming”, I answered dryly and one could practically see the words alternating between being written in small and big letters.

“Well then you should have no problem finding your sweet baby bat then”, he cooed. Looking deep into his dark brown eyes and almost devilish handsome grin made me both want to punch and kiss him, which may have made me irritable and even madder.

“Finding? Why should I find anything if I have a living and breathing treasure map. Come here!”, I demanded with a creepily sweet grin as I’d walk towards him. Then he’d run, I’d run, we wrestled for a second on the ground only to break into a laughing fit, rolling on the floor, crying tears, resolving this nonsense prank and then getting back to either relaxing or fighting off Dinosaurs… again.

I didn’t think, however, that anything could happen between Kenji and me.

For many a reason, though only two are essential: For one, we were busy surviving, one barely had time to get downtime with the group, yet alone for themselves. Secondly, I didn’t really know, or couldn’t really tell, if he felt the same. Maybe it was my own insecurities coming to light or something, but I just couldn’t really believe it.

Seemed unlikely.

But then things happened.

Kenji and I were on the run from an especially nasty, big Dinosaur. We had been collecting some water in big canisters and wanted to head back to camp when it sneak attacked, unexpectedly.

It snared at us, opening its huge mouth, showing a row of thin, long, sharp teeth.

“Fuck off, you tooth pick mouthed asshole!”, I hissed back at it, flailing my bat at it in panic.

The reason for my irrational action was mainly, that we were stuck between two huge rocks, backed up against another rock with no way out.

Maybe hills or mini-mountain were a better description, but it’s also not important.

All that I could think of was that we were stuck and that little fucker wanted to eat us.

“Calm down, y/n, this isn’t making anything better!”, Kenji tried to reason with me. I was close to shouting some obscenities at him or a dry ‘got a better idea, genius!?’, but this time his dark brown eyes, that often had a mischievous twinkle, calmed me, instead of creating the usual spark. I crawled closer to him as we were pressed to the stone wall.

The Dino however wouldn’t give up. Vehemently, it pressed its ugly snout between the walls, stretching its uncomfortably wet tongue towards us and exhaling a nauseating breath.

I was paralyzed, as I looked at that thing, not knowing what would happen next.

Suddenly, I felt my bat being taken out of my hand. I watched as Kenji took on a fighter stance, the bat positioned over his head, ready for the hit.

“What are you doing! Didn’t you just tell me that we should calm it?”, I asked. He turned around, a frown adorned his face, “I said you should calm down”, is all he answered before he darted towards the animal.

“NO!”, I heard myself scream. I had never heard such a sound come from my throat. It was shrill, loud and all in all I couldn’t recognize myself. I was terrified, even more than when I first caught sight of this beast that had brought us into this situation.

Everything seemed to pass by in slow motion as I saw Kenji swing the bat towards its snout. At first I thought it was over for him as the Dinos mouth opened, the teeth seeming to scrape Kenji’s head, that’s how close it was to him… but then I saw Kenji swinging the bat again, directly hitting its head so that it flew against the stone wall. The beast wailed in pain, seemingly backing up, and just like that, it was gone.

“I… I made it”, Kenji first whispered, before he laughed, repeating, “I made it!”, even louder, jumping into the air and forming a victory fistbump in the air.

“That was awesome! Did you see how- Y/N?”, Kenji’s joy subsided as he looked into my angered expression. With a swift motion I took my bat back, glaring at him as I pressed out, between gritted teeth “let’s just go, hero”

Kenji seemed to have caught the sarcastic undertone of me calling him a hero, because I could physically feel his mood shift closer to mine, “hey what’s with that attitude? I just saved our lives!”

“By doing what I also wanted to do. Great!”

“You were panicking! I don’t know if you would’ve gotten a good hit by panicking. Besides, I couldn’t risk you getting hurt!”, he explained.

For a second I could feel my heart flutter, but that didn’t help my opinion on what just happened.

“But you were ready to risk yourself?”, I asked, my tone bitter.

“Why are you so mad?”, he asked, “we are safe, what more could you want?”,

“I-“, I stopped in my tracks, thinking. Yeah: What was I so mad about? He was right, I had panicked. Panic never helps with concentration and right decision making. I found it impressive, that he had the courage and the focus to fight the Dino off. But I just couldn’t fight off the thought of it going wrong. What if he would’ve been eaten?

“What-“, I wanted to repeat what I had been thinking, but could feel a hiccup, breaking the tear flood inside me. No- I was not going to cry. I took a deep breath, looking directly into his confused visage, “- what if it would’ve gone wrong, I’m just… I- I wouldn’t have known what to do without you. I can’t imagine being without you anymore”.

I saw and heard him gasp, his glance unfreezing from his confused state.

“I didn’t realize I was that important to you”, he answered.

I chuckled, too embarrassed to look him in the eyes, “everyone is important to me from the group, I wouldn’t have liked any of them to risk their lives for me but- but especially not you. I- I can’t believe I’m going to say this - I had vowed to take this to my grave ya know-“

“- Get to the point”, Kenji urged me.( I wasn’t looking at him, but he later told me he had smiled whilst saying it, I however thought he was getting annoyed and was almost too scared to continue. Stupid how that sometimes works)

“- I, eh- I’m in love with you I think. Or at least I definitely feel very strongly for you”, I confessed, “there! Now you have something to use against me. Finally got something you can laugh at again on this miserable Isla-mpf”, my self deprecating monologue was interrupted by soft lips catching mine. It almost took my breath away, but then I leaned in, still not believing this was happening, though it definitely was.

“I’m not going to laugh, I love you too. I wouldn’t be stupid enough to risk everything if I didn’t”

“That’s cheesy, but I appreciate the honesty”, I said, wearing my usual shit eating grin as I regained confidence back.

“Oh look who's talking now”

“Oh shut it!”, I laughed and just like that, I found myself kissing him again.

“And here I thought I had to worry, but you two just ran away to make out”, I suddenly heard Darius in the background, half serious, half amused by the moment he found us in.

I quickly broke away from Kenji, grinning sheepishly, “You know how it is Darius: You get chased by a Dino, and then you need a kiss to make the boo boo go away… just so happens I got a bit of a chap on my lips, and Kenji wanted to make it real good again”, I explained, earning a silent chuckle from Kenji.

Darius rolled his eyes, but couldn’t hold back a smile either, “let’s get you love birds home”

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And so things happened. Did we have much time to enjoy us being a couple? Not really.

Did more things happen, making everything crazier and tougher?

Did the rift between Darius and Kenji make me anxious as I was sitting by Kenji’s side, as he, with an expression that was too serious for my liking, drove the yacht?

Absolutely.

But I know, that at least he’s by my side still, as am I, and we will make things happen so that we can finally be free from this place.

Hopefully, we’ll make it.

Depends on what the Dino on the yacht has to say about it...

[mxvladdy]

I have a prompt idea! The Brothers reacting to an MC that can regenerate after they die. Someone stabbed them? The wound will close in a bit. Did they fall from a high place and their body shattered? It’s all good, they’re body’ll just snap everything back into place as they’re conscious. We’re they poisoned? They’ll treat it like a stomach bug and be fine the next day. Funny part is MC could tell them the worst ways they died during their childhood in a lighthearted way which makes things more disturbing, especially since demon threats against them won’t work.

Ok first time I read this prompt I had a good laugh bc all I could think about was an MC that made that little squeaking noise those rubber chickens make when they inflate every time they regenerated lmaoooo. Could you imagine the pavlovian response all the brothers get if they hear a squeak? Like Lucifer would be trying to sleep and Cerberus finds one of his old chew toys and the fear it brings is legendary.

TW: Death, Blood, Injuries

Lucifer

When you first tell him he has no idea if it was a crude joke or not. You are so blasé about something that should traumatize you. He hates how you snort at his every threat. What good is blackmail if you don’t go for it?

He does not believe you at first. Just another little human talking big trying to impress him. He would keep a keen eye on you too, making sure they have no reason to get even so much of a scrape on their knee. Believe you or not he doesn’t need this program to fail. Then Belphie happened. Seeing your lifeless body made so many things happen in his mind he felt physically ill. He hadn’t felt like crying so hard since Lilith…

And then you sit up and crack your spine, like you were waking up from a nap instead of getting up after being thrown from the second story.

He-is relieved, and terrified. Were humans supposed to do that? He doesn't remember reading this particular ability in his father’s schematics. He believes you now nonetheless.

But he still doesn’t let you just go getting hurt whenever you feel like it.

“Absolutely not.” He shakes his head firmly. He is unfazed by your cute little pout and huffing.

“Lotan is friendly!” You try again pushing the form back at him defiantly. Lucifer picks it up again against his better judgment and scoffs. Friendly, if Lotan is friendly then Cerberus was a saint. “Come on what’s the worst that can happen? I’m out of school for a day or two if things get dicey.” You plead leaning up and over his desk. Ugh. He rubs at his temple in annoyance.

“The fact that you think skipping a few days of school because you became fish food as a minor hindrance terrifies me.” He drolls but picks up his feathered quill irregardless. You squeal in delight and hug him fiercely, managing to pull a smile out of him. They grab the liability agreement and run out the door already shouting for Levi to hurry up before Lucifer changes his mind. He chuckles leaning back in his chair. Fine, if they are happy… let it be on their head if it severs. Wait- could they regenerate from that? “Shit.”

Mammon

He believes you. Not because he takes their word for it but the first night on duty as your caretaker you fall out of his balcony window.

One minute they are having a heated argument about his unwanted duties, him hovering over you while you lean up against the railing refusing to break eye contact. Next thing he knows the old stone gives and you both tumble.

He has wings and catches himself. You- not so much. He can still hear the sickening crunch of bone meeting stone when he lays awake at night. The first thing he worries about is how much trouble he would be in with Lucifer that he failed again. He's a blubbering mess over your body swearing he would do better if they would just get up. Whatever you want it’s theirs if you just open their eyes.

And of course, you do. He won’t admit to the scream that erupts from his mouth when you ask him to swear on that deal or they are going to Lucifer as soon as they can feel their legs. He agrees readily, glad his hide is saved for now.

When you two become closer he figures why not make some money off of this little quirk. Enter the troublesome duo of grifters.

You whimper, hamming it up for the terrified looking demon glazing between your broken leg and Mammon wiggling his ring heavy fingers at them. “Look what ya did to my human.” He tuts. “What, ya don’t look both ways when riding.” He kicks at the upended bike by his feet. The demon sputters swearing that they did and neither of them had been in the way.

“Mammon~” His human sniffles flashing him a teary eyed pout. To the other lesser demon it looked like a plea, but Mammon knew it was a warning that your leg would start mending soon.

“Who do you think is gonna pay for this?” He goes in for the kill waving his free arm down at his human’s prone form. “You want Lucifer or Diavolo ta hear about this? Ya know this human is special to us.” The demon blanches and shakes its head. Terrified it threw its wallet at the avatar of greed and bolted leaving their bike and bag behind. Waiting for the demon to be completely out of earshot Mammon turns with a dazzling smile. “Damn,” He whistles, helping his human back to their feet. Already the bone and skin had mended leaving only an ugly red stain on the fabric of their uniform. “I think you just moved up the ranks of my most favorite things. Gonna rival Goldie soon if this picks up...” He opens the wallet and pockets the handful of cash in it, tossing the worn fabric to the street floor.

“Hey.” Mammon looks down at you. You were now scowling eying his pant pocket. “Don’t forget your side of the bargain.” He chuckles raising his hands in defeat.

“Alright- Alright. One stupidly expensive ice cream coming up.” He can't hide his blush when you hug his arm close to your chest, excitedly leading him back to the main street.  

Leviathan

Oh like in that one anime???

But really, he is the first to take your word for it. Finds it kinda neat. Not that he is going to test it. Who would he have to play with if you were just yanking his chain?

He listens to absolutely spine chilling tales of your little “mishaps” as a child. But you brush off his concern. Don’t worry about it! Makes for great stories. To tell right?

Of course, when he sees it first hand he forgets for a moment that you would eventually feel better. He left his tank open one night to clean out some debris gunking up the water pump. Damn things get stalled so frequently now. He turns his back for a moment to get a tool and the next he smells human blood in the water!

He scoops you out of the water before whatever fiendish creatures he holds in his aquarium can take a bite and gets you to solid ground. He is panicking hardcore, he doesn’t feel a pulse. He sees that they smashed their head, blood pooling sluggishly down your temple. You must have slipped on the wet tank edge and hit their head.

Just when he is about to name another Henry in your honor you pop up spitting out whatever water that had gotten into their lungs. They flash him a knowing smirk at his red-rimmed eyes and joke that they have a killer headache.

Nurse Levi to the rescue!

Levi checks in on you again, leaning over the edge of his tank. “D-don’t you move a muscle!” He shouts down to you. Squinting he sees a hand emerging from the mound of pillows and blankets inside his tub-bed. you shoot him a quick thumbs up before turning your attention back to his giant flat screen. “You sure you don’t need Barbatos or some pain meds?” He frets. He was close to just giving up on the pump and coming to take care of his miraculously healed guest.

“Levi I’m fine! Not even sleepy.” Your muffled reply wafts up to him. You push down some of the blankets to give him a relaxed smile. “See not even a scar.” You show him the side of their head that had been cut. Sure enough, nothing was there but a smoothed patch of skin. It lessens some of his panic, but barely. He knew internal damage was still a thing to humans.

Finishing up quickly with the pump he slithers back down to your side sheepishly. He had apologized what felt like a thousand times, but he was ready to drop a couple thousand more if need be. His looming causes you to look up from the anime you were watching. The flashing blue and yellow lights illuminate their calm gaze. None of the panic he felt seemed to transfer to you. “Want to join me?” You pat at the covers. “Waters warm.” You chuckle at their own joke pulling the blue covers down and away to give him room to join them.

“I-if you’re sure.” He stammers wiping at his face to hide his flush. You nod, patting the empty side again. He joins you snuggling close, he runs a hand where a gruesome scar had been not even an hour again. You nuzzle in close. His slightly cool fingers felt great on your skin before turning back to the screen completely nonplussed.

What a weird human...

Satan

Much like Lucifer doesn’t believe you. He has never heard or read about humans being able to do that. Will not believe them and gets annoyed by the “fake” stories you kept insisting were real.

The fact that a single human has such a vividly morbid imagination fascinates him, but he won’t divulge in your little fantasy. There is only so much foolishness he can deal with.

He forgets about it after a while and you stop bringing it up. If he doesn’t believe you so be it, he’ll find out one day surely, you aren’t exactly the most careful with your body. When he does find out it about does him in.

He had warned them of climbing on his bookshelves. He doesn’t have them tethered down or stable. He doesn’t need them to be. His shelves would never even dare to topple on him. But this weak little human takes his room as a personal jungle gym, climbing up him and his things for a book. They could just ask but Devil’s forbid they did something halfway intelligent.

You hear him fretting through the fog coating your senses. His fingers shakily poking at your crushed abdomen and legs all bent akimbo clearing broken. “Don’t be dead-please don’t do this.” He hisses about ready to use magic to put you back together again. You pull your strength and grab his hand before he can interfere with your natural healing ability.

He starts, green eyes looking down relieved and amazed at you. “Don’t.” You croak, already feeling your lungs and rib cage healing. “I’m good.”  

“You’re good!” He shouts voice cracking in exasperation. “I’ve seen the aftermath of Beel’s feeding rampages that have looked better!” You snort pushing his hands away to rest up on your elbows. Eh- he wasn’t exactly wrong.

“I look like a chewed-up burger huh?” You joke laughing at his stunted and slightly disgusted look. “I’ll be ok, just help me up? My legs are always tingly after healing.” Wordlessly he follows your instructions amazed at how well you are handling all of this. Were you actually human? You stand on wobbly legs bending and popping your joints. You give yourself a quick check over “Tada!” You give him two very bloody thumbs ups once you see that you are back to normal. “It’s all good!”

He shakes his head bewildered. “I-if you say so.” Satan wrinkles his nose looking at the mess of your clothes and his room. “Go wash up. I’ll get you a new set of clothes and work on this mess.” You nod already heading to his slightly cleaning bathroom. His warm hand wraps around your wrist catching you mid stride. “Don’t tell anyone about this ok?” He pleads. If anyone knew that he had been so foolish, he would never live it down.

You nod miming zipping your lips. “Betcha believe me know huh?”

He rolls his eyes turning to the task at hand. “Don’t push your luck, or next time I’ll leave you under a shelf.”    

Asmodeus

Believes you. You have never lied before so why do it now over something so trivial. Humans die all the time and if you say you can't then ok. He asks tons of questions about how you found out about this.

He doesn't like the stories you tell but doesn't find it off-putting how easily you talk about it. He's been around the block with mortals and they cope in all sorts of ways.

He cuddles you and coos over every story you tell then shoots off hundreds of compliments about your complexion. It's amazing how well your skin holds up to all the foolish actions of your past.

Even though he trusts you and your stories he still is super careful with you. You are not going to get hurt on his watch, absolutely not! Will patch you up if you need it all while gripping about your foolishness.

But accidents happen, and even the most watchful demon trips up sometimes.

Asmo tuts over you rubbing at the potion burning away at your flesh. "I told you the maroon bottle love." You hiss as the antiseptic hits muscle.

"Maroon and burgundy look the same, bite me!" He clicks his tongue and bites off the argument brewing within him. How can you not see how different the two colors are. You grouch some more while he works on getting the rest of his potion off your cheek. You had just wanted to use one of his acne toner, the one that smelled like cucumber and rose. He was preoccupied with his eyeliner but told you to just grab it from his shelf. He had a lot of bottles and a lot of them were definitely not for human use. 

You unfortunately just happened to pick one of them. The one you nabbed was a toner built for his stronger skin. It ate away at your cheeks and flesh of your palm on contact. It's burning and tingling making you yelp in surprise. Luckily for you, Asmo acted fast coming up from behind and knocking the toner-soaked cotton pad from your reddening fingers. He curses at you the whole way to his bathroom. Done with your right cheek and hand he nods in approval, seeing your flesh already knitting back together. "At least you have lovely bone structure. Ahhh~ I'm jealous!" He pokes a nail at the exposed bone of your cheekbone. The mending muscles and nerves almost growing over his nail before he could pull away. You quirk a brow.

"Want them? I'm pretty sure I could regrow my jawline before anybody would notice. " You shrug taking the washcloth from him to dap at your left cheek. Asmo laughs, it was a ridiculously tempting offer after all.

"Could you?" He taps at his own chin in thought. You glance back at him and sits on the toilet. In theory, you probably could. Hadn't happened...yet.  

"Ye- just give me a heads up first? And maybe some good booze to knock me out." You say only half-joking. Asmo nods eagerly, twirling a lock of soft tawny hair. He might take you up on the offer.  

Beelzebub

He doesn't want to know and he never wants to find out. He just likes you too much to see you get hurt :(. It gets to the point where you cannot bring any past stories of incidents (no matter how funny you think they are). If a story comes out be prepared to be carried everywhere by this gentle giant. If you won't cease your foolishness then he will.

Though he probably should have heard a few of the stories. Mostly the ones about poisons and inedible things you use to eat. A lot of his world revolves around food and he loves to share it with you.

He never heard you complain about the foods he had you try with him. It wasn't until Simeon and Luke tagged along did he learn the awful truth that he had been poisoning you almost every time you two went out.  

Takes him forever to get out of his head about it. You are clearly fine and never brought it up because you just loved spending time bonding with him.

You find him in the ally behind the restaurant. His massive form curled in on itself from where he sat. "Why didn't you tell me?" He rumbles hearing you approach to stand next to him. "I could have killed you." You sit squat next to him resting your arms on your knees.

"I mean...if we are keeping count it would be dead about eight times over by this point." You meant it to be funny but he groans in anguish pulling at his hair. You grab his fists and pry them from his scalp. "Hey! Hey!" You pat his knuckles, eyes filled with concern. "I'm still here right, still kicking and eating all these awesome foods, don't worry. Please?"  You can tell your words do not calm him but he doesn't pull from your grasp either. "If you are curious, all the foods that would have done me dirty just gave me some bad cramps and gas for the evening. Nothing a tum and hot tea couldn't fix." You fill the air with useless chatter, all while stroking his knuckles.

You really wish that Luke hadn't said anything. Simeon had read the room, his neat brown brows raising in astonishment as you sank into the meal Beel bought for you. But he otherwise stayed silent tucking into his own meal without a fuss. You couldn't completely blame Luke though. He was young and just looking out for you. Though, he-well- both of you could have handled it better. With him screaming and you screaming, it was a recipe for disaster.

Beel rises a few minutes later rubbing at his burning eyes. "Are you sure you are ok?" He checks in with you once more. You nod perking up as you see him grunt in acceptance. "Just let me know next time you can't eat something."

"But it tastes good!" You pout. He frowns not budging from his spot until he sees you sigh in defeat and agree. No more purposely poisoning yourself just for munchies. "Fine-but you are just saying that to get extra portions."  

Belphegor

He finds out when he kills your dumbass for believing him. It totally harshed his vibe.

Here he was getting an amazing monologue, reveling in his eldest's brothers' anguish and look of anger from the prince. He was ready to give his final performance and hopefully wipe the floor with that red-headed bastard plans to "commingle"

He tossed your "lifeless" body from him, taking a sick amount of pleasure in the way your body flopped down the stairs. He notices how the other brothers seem completely unfazed by your corpse at their feet.

Huh? Perhaps they didn't understand the actions he did. Or maybe they truly have given into the demons they had become. He stops his tirade only when he watches Asmo bend down and poke at your cheek. He didn't look sad, just merely annoyed. Like you were taking too long to get up.

But that is impossible. You would never get up again... 

Mammon rolls his eyes at his youngest brother's actions. Honestly, he loved the little edge lord, but this was ridiculous. He had a racket to go check on. His hand drifts down slowly to his pocket. If he just angled it right he could probably check his phone without looking rude. He makes eye contact with Satan and jerks his head exasperatedly at Lucifer and Belphegor going at it. The blonde shakes his head and shrugs. Slowly he inches closer so Mammon can go on his phone without getting caught. Covering for Mammon Satan looks around the room feigning interest.

Beelzebub and Leviathan seemed mildly more attentive to what was going on than him. The latter of the two eating it up like an arch in an anime, while the former was trying desperately to placate his twin. Asmodeus on the other hand was having none of this. He plops down next to your body turning your head to face him. He checks you over quietly ignoring the storm exploding out of his elder brother and the rest of the gang. "Honestly darling," He strokes the bridge of your nose, feeling the bone and cartilage shifting back into place beneath his finger. "is this a good time to ask if I can have your jawline?" He sees the corner of your lips twitch.  He leans in and whispers in your ear. "How long are you going to play dead?"

"Am I boring you, brother?" Asmo glances up from his position over your head. Belphegor looks down at his face apoplectic with rage at being ignored. "And I see you on your phone Mammon!"

"Shove it! I got shit to do!"

Asmo gets to his feet dusting off his pants and ruffles. He shrugs up at Belphie who was doing a great interpretation of Lucifer when angry. He was so much like Lucifer it was scary sometimes. "Sorry honey! Just check on my bestie."

Belphie snorts making his way down to the first floor. "Just checking I killed-"

You pop up grunting loudly as your spine reconnects. "Help your bestie up?" You raise a hand for Asmo who happily takes it. You turn your back to a dumbfounded Belphie and Lucifer, both not understanding what just happened.

"About time." Mammon sighs pocketing his phone. "I got some idiots we can swindle out of some grimm."

"Oi!" Satan butts in cutting Mammon off. "You had your turn! I have some spells they said they would help me test out."

You grin, not fighting it as the two tug at you like a toy between toddlers.

"Enough!" The two jump away from you at Lucifer's roar. You squeak in surprise when a firm leather-gloved hand spins you around so you could stand face to face with a fully shifted Lucifer. "You!" He runs his hands over you in disbelief. "How..." Your first conversation with him comes back to mind.

I can't die so try to threaten me with something else next time K?

"Would someone tell me WHAT is going on and why they are still breathing!" Belphie pushes through to you and Lucifer.

Beel grabs him up before he could get his claws into you again, stroking his dark hair like you would an angry cat. "It's a long story..."

[jess-the-vampire]

Sooooo whatya think of the new episodeee?

Oh it’s definitely my favorite episode of the series so far, i was having such a good time at every turn. I’m glad i went out of my way to avoid spoilers, cause i was glad to actually be surprised by some elements on first watch.

I think this had by far the best opening for an episode so far, we finally get back to the villians, we meet the coven heads, we get insight on belos’s plans-

and then belos gets constipated, which starts getting into the more character driven lore, which is the best part. You instantly can tell GG and Kiki have some bit of tension between them to be Belo’s favorite, though granted i wonder if hunter is the only one to know belos is cursed and actually just always insists to help belos with his fits to prevent others from seeing them.

Including kiki.

It’s honestly unclear how aware anyone is that belos is cursed, like him eating pailsmans is apparently not something he hides, but like....i feel him being cursed is something that people would know universally if it got out...so i’m left wondering if anyone knows besides hunter.

Regardless, belos turns into a goop monster with an angry side, and i guess his mask doesn’t transform with him compared to the rest of his body so he breaks it again because i guess he goes though masks like crazy.

Hunter turns away in this scene from his outburst and even though he’s masked here i can already tell he’s most likely pained in these scenes. Like he’s probably seen this happen so many times, and i can’t imagine it gets any easier for him, it’s probably awful to watch belos suffer like this for him (Regardless of the abuse)

And to be honest, it seems pretty painful for him, i think this ep seems to at least confirm whatever this thing is that takes over belos’s body.....belos never actually wanted it in the first place. 

Yeah so after Hunter tells belos there’s not enough trees to medicate him anymore, we’re hit with the “UNCLE”. Which, when i first watched it i needed a second to even process the fact they confirmed their relation.

and i was like “CLOSE ENOUGH”, not his kid but uncle still works just fine for me, i’m just happy my assumption they were related actually came to ahead.

And i rewatched this episode a few times, and on second watch i realized more what happened in this scene. Hunter was talking about his interest in wild magic, and making more pailsman to help belos, and some method that could heal him and as soon as belos looked at him he instantly shut down.

He was clearly rambling about wild magic cures for belos because of his interest in it, and then suddenly remembered his uncle hates wild magic and felt super awkward.

It seems highly likely his interest in wild magic came from trying to cure belos and spending a lot of time reading up on the stuff. 

And then we get hit with the whole “Our family is dead because of wild magic” line, which.....i’m curious to know what happened there. But it does at least explain why belos feels how he does, if wild magic both killed his family beside hunter AND cursed him in the first place. We’re just gonna need more info on what exactly happened.

Also while Belos is def abusive and does not treat hunter how he should, this scene actually does read off to me like belos does care about hunter to some degree. If belos is cursed and his curse works in similar ways to how Eda’s curse works, then it’s worth reminding ppl that eda mentions early this season how stress can amplify the curse even more.

And sure enough, belos goes goopy on hunter’s shoulder all of a sudden when he grasps him. Which could be considered a sign of stress and that the idea of hunter dying or being in danger actually does stress him.

You could very much also assume this is just due to his curse not being fully handled and just getting worse, or that belos only cares about hunter for selfish reasons....but i’m not taking anything off the table here.

Belos can still be a shitty uncle, and still care about hunter, these aren’t mutually exclusive traits. But we need more episodes for now on this.

But anyways he asks hunter if he can rely on him, kiki is pissed......and we move on.

So i’m glad luz’s impulsiveness is addressed a ton in this episode, they actually bring up a lot of good points. That luz has no plan, that the time she’s spending here might render moot if she goes back to earth, ect ect.

Hunter even calls her out a lot later for not thinking things through, it’s a whole deal in this episode. I’m glad it was brought up cause it’s actually worth asking a lot of these things.

the set up here works, they actually made a good reason for why a pailsman didn’t bond with her. Speaking of which the adoption thing is cute and i love it, it’s a great idea. The designs are all very cute and fun.

Bump face reveal was a lot for me to process, but i find the idea of his pailsman being a pet that can help with his disabilities a good idea.

Also like, i did find it odd that they got staffs so early because we’ve never seen kids their ages with them before, but i guess it’s a new tradition? Does everyone at hexside now have one?

Honesty not sure why batqueen left the nest there overnight, i meant i guess she assumed they were safe with that shield but in context i dunno why she didn’t take them home after the school day was over.

but whatever, luz stays there overnight hoping  a pailsman will bond with her and GG just kidnapps them cause of pure luck on his part a bunch of pailsman were in a vulnerable spot tonight.

So GG continues to be charming, by whistling the theme song and then being blasted off his ship hilariously, before cockily teleporting himself right back on it seconds later. Like he and luz have great banter, he’s so extra like this it’s so funny, and god he’s so FAST with that staff it’s scary but so awesome.

Yeah so then hand dragon crashes them and i was so excited cause it meant face reveal. Poor dude looked so in pain and then we find out kiki tried to effing murder him because of course she did. But like, i think killing your boss’s nephew is the WORST way to get a promotion tbh.

(Also i got confused for a bit cause his mask has always been drawn as a mask, but now it’s a helmet in this scene for whatever reason but-)

Anyways, face reveal, Like honestly ppl weren’t too far off with their guesses, really the only thing people didn’t get was the tooth gap (That was fair tho, we couldn’t have guessed that). But it did make him even cuter.

like the banter is funny, he licks her hand, she slaps him, he looks SO pissed at her for this mess.

and i guess that outfit is his under armor apparently.

He’s lucky she didn’t run away immediately and followed him, but maybe he assumed she would since she had no where else to go.

Also his expressions in this ep are glorious, these had to be fun to draw.

Also we find out that the coven team members have never seen his face i guess? They just assume he’s a silly kid and are awful to him, so i guess he’s not only the youngest member of the coven but he never really shows his face much.

(”Call your parents”, ha ha.....whose gonna tell them who his uncle is?)

He is however, REALLY good at parkour and he’s fast even without his staff, so he’s well trained alright.

And then they reveal he’s not magical and i was SO happy cause i was so sure something was up when he wasn’t doing magic like the other witches despite his pointy ears. So they outright confirmed what i thought.

Hunter is pretty smart tho, like he can tell luz wouldn’t hurt him and wouldn’t flee so he knows he has the high ground here. Like he might be being a bit of a dick, but to be fair luz has been nothing but a dick to him throughout the whole episode (Everyone in this episode has been a dick to him tbh)

They team up and i get excited cause i love this kinda stuff and it gets more wholesome because hunter is super interested in her magic, he thinks it’s cool and you can tell how much he actually loves wild magic but then again...shuts himself down because of belos making him fear the stuff.

An then because luz asks, he tells her his backstory.

honestly with how this world treats people who aren’t magically powerful, living and growing up in a world that would find you useless sounds....awful. Hunter must be an anomaly around here, human blood or not.

Luz coming here to learn is different then growing up in a world and being the only one with no abilities and no future without them. Belos provides him with magic and a future, it’s no wonder he stays with him despite everything.

the whole “Found me” thing is weird, cause belos implies they’re blood related and hunter makes it sound like belos semi-adopted him. Which....if he did i dunno why “Uncle” and not “Adopted dad”, but ok....guess that’s for later.

Apparently hunter is important for something tho with the “Titan has big plans for me” thing, not sure what, but-

But yeah as soon as Hunter talked about wanting to make his own future and Rascal tried to land on him i knew EXACTLY where this was going, it was so cuteeeeee. The lil birb wanted to be with hunter, that’s so wholesome.

And he’s so terrified because of belos and what wild magic did to him, the poor bab.

But yeah, luz then trusts him with his staff back, because again....impulsive. But hunter does actually ask if she’s sure, so he might as well be asking if she trusts him.

The plan goes ahead, and hunter nearly betrays her.

though granted, hunter never promised her he’d stop and let her take them away, the truce was supposed to last till kiki was stopped and they were gonna fight out who got the pailsman. But it does bother luz cause she was hopeful he was better then this.

But just like he did before, she calls him out and he doesn’t betray her, because he’s ALSO too nice to do it, just like he said she was. He says his name (Which also took a moment to process), and then beats the crap out of kiki while letting luz get away and protecting her like a badass.

He might not have magic, but he’s good at fighting

like he can easily teleport to luz and take the pailsman, but he doesn’t, he lets them get away and luz knows this. Even though she also knows hunter has to go back to the emperor too and they have to separate.

It’s only slightly bitter terms, because in the end he came through for her and she knows it.

honestly, the worst part is i can’t even be mad at hunter for it, i’m sure he was terrified to fail belos. Both because he loves him and doesn’t want him to suffer....but also because of well...being punished. Really says something when his near betrayal doesn’t even make me mad at him, and i can understand why he nearly did it.

He let her go, knowing he’d be in SERIOUS trouble and that it would hurt someone he actually loves, so....ouch.

so yeah at this point i knew rascal wanted him so it was only of matter of what happened next.

Which was, luz getting the wood, which i like more anyway. Eda and King doing this offscreen and coming home like this is actually very funny, and honestly i appreciate the message of it being ok to wait.....means a lot to me.

yeah so belos is like...being an ass, like the kid tried his hardest, you don’t need to hit him with the “Is this the thanks i get?”. He’s a kid and he’s trying to cure you you dick, give him a break he doesn’t remotely have to help you like this.

Also apparently belos has not even told hunter HOW this happened, like...dude. Hunter is trying to be entirely reasonable here and belos spikes at him, which does imply some physical abuse though the only reason hunter doesn’t get a new scar is because he moves.

but how he reacts implies this has happened before, he is bracing for impact and he flinches. It’s pretty sad tbh, especially since hunter loves him and belos’s respect means something to him.

Belos is such an idiot, like c’mon dude, hunter is trying to help you and you don’t listen to him you dick. Kid shouldn’t have to say sorry for anything he did nothing wrong, he was just trying to help.

Anyways, he gloats at kiki (So at the very least she knows what he looks like under the mask), which he deserves a chance to do anyway. So i guess he didn’t rat her out for trying to kill him, personally my guess why is blackmail.....he was gonna hold it over her head to keep her from doing it again and threaten to tell belos.

But kiki quickly tells he LET the pailsman get away since he was the one to fight her (Curse his cute loose hair strand). So i guess now they have dirt on each other, so that’s fun.

His room is adorable, though the med kit by the bed is concerning.

Rascal comes for him and it;s so cute....though you can tell hunter nearly hurts him on instinct because of force of habit, but it’s so cute how he cares and how the birb loves him and is his new staff.

it was well hinted to as well, it’s so subtle, but the bird being cheery, curious, and his constant habit of escaping boundaries was perfect for hunter. He represents what hunter wants to be and why they got matched is done so well, all without explaining anything.

Hunter indirectly stated his deepest wish, to make his own choices, and rascal resonated with that. 

can’t wait to see where this goes.

great ending shot, love me some conflicted shots looking out of windows like trapped birds.

also this title was a pun the whole time i can’t-

[persepholline]

I've read that article about the romanticization of the Darkling and while I absolutely understand people who are pissed off/sad and I agree that it's shitty, I find LB's attitude towards Darkles stans very funny in a "girl what are you doing" sort of way because it's so petty like I've never heard of a bestselling author writing a portion of their fans into their books as a crazy cult before, it clearly hit a nerve

I'm new to the fandom but the feeling I get is she wrote something problematic ten years ago and became very embarrassed about it afterwards so she turned on the fans that liked it as a way to absolve herself. Especially since fandoms in general have become a lot more focused on discussion of what constitutes healthy/acceptable relationships to write about. And in a way I get it I had a huge Twilight phase in high school and afterwards I was super embarassed about it because of how problematic and cringe it was. But now with distance and more maturity I'm able to both still see why it was problematic and also why I was drawn to it (mostly the very unhinged representation of female desire) and like...it's really not the end of the world and no it never made me believe that breaking into somebody's room at night to watch them sleep was actually ok in real life lmao. This feels so obvious to me but apparently it needs to be said.

(More under the break this is turning into an essay, I've been thinking of this a lot recently)

And of course it's good to have these discussions about how historically romance tropes have echoed social dynamics of men's shitty behavior being romanticized and excused. But these days they often are so simplistic and focused on chasing clout that they become this weird new puritanism and moral panic about oh now women are reading novels it's going to make them hysterical or something

So you have these weird assumptions that you can't like a character and also be critical of their actions, or enjoy certain parts of a character and not others, or wish they were written differently and like them more for their potential (which I'm sure stings a bit for an author lol) - it assumes that if you like a character it means you would approve of their actions in real life, or that people just stupidly reproduce whatever they see on TV. That tendency to treat fictional characters like real people is the thing that actually worries me, to be honest, because it indicates a lack of distance and critical capacities regarding how stories are used and received. But people - fans and authors - are so scared of being called out as problematic and harassed for it that they're going to shy away from any nuance.

And yeah I think that it's good that standards of what constitutes an ideal relationship are evolving and becoming more feminist and communicative and all that and we definitely need more of that. But not all fiction has to be aspirational! Sometimes you just want to read about fucked up shit, because it's cathartic or fascinating, even healing at times because with fiction you are absolutely in control and can choose when to close the book. Toxic relationships in fiction can have an appeal specifically because they go to extremes of feeling that we don't want to go to in reality, in exactly the same way as horror movies or very violent action movies - which I don't see a lot of people besides fundamentalist Christians argue that they turn you into violent psychopaths (and that feels very obviously sexist). And for women, who are often taught growing up that love is the purpose of life, the "saving someone with your ability to love" can be a power fantasy in the same way that being a buff superhero who saves the day with their capacity for incredible violence can be a power fantasy for men. Still doesn't mean those women are going to fall in love with actual murderers or that those men are going to start beating up people at night. And love is scary, and weird, and weirdly close to horror at times, with all the potential for loss of self and being vulnerable and overwhelming feelings and potential for being horribly hurt and it should be possible for stories to explore that without anybody screaming about how this is going to Corrupt the Youth or something

And I mean I get it LB wanted to write a cautionary tale for teenagers, but it just did not work for reasons a lot of people have already written about - the fact that the Darkling is the leader of an oppressed minority and is the only one with a real political agenda to end that oppression in the first trilogy, the fact that he helps Alina come into her own power while her endgame LI is someone she keeps herself small for, that she's shamed for wanting power after growing up without any, a generally very wonky conception of privilege, and a lot of other stuff with yucky regressive implications to the point where stanning the villain actually feels liberating and empowering which is a surefire sign that the narrative is broken (unless it's a villain focused story lmao). But of course that Fanside article makes almost no mention of the political dynamics, it's all about interpersonal stuff which is an annoying trend in YA, there are those massive events happening in the background but it's made all about the feelings of the hero(ine) ; war as a self-development quest (which is kind of gross). Helnik is kind of an example of this too - I like them, I think they're fun ! But Matthias spends a big part of the story wanting to brutally murder Nina and her kind, and he mostly changes his mind because he finds her hot. Like you don't feel there is some sort of big revelation that his entire moral system and political framework is completely rotten ; it's all better because of feelings now.

As a teenager that kind of sanctimonious bullshit would have annoyed the hell out of me ; I read those books in my early twenties and I found the ending so stupid I wouldn't have trusted any message or life lessons coming from them. And I liked reading/watching dark stuff as a teenager, as a way to deal with the very intense inner turmoil I was dealing with - and I turned out fine ! Meanwhile I've seen several times women in very shitty relationships being obsessed with positive energies and stories ; they were so terrified of their life not being perfectly wholesome they ended up being delusional about their own situations.

Like personally I think the Darkling is a compelling, interesting, alluring character and also a manipulative, murderous piece of shit and that Alina should get to punish him (like in a sexy way) - but he's also the end result of centuries of war, oppression and trauma and reducing that to "toxic wounded boy" feels kind of offensive ngl ESPECIALLY since the books don't offer any kind of systemic analysis or response to oppression beyond "the bad guy should die" and "now the king/queen is a good guy our problems are solved!!!!"

In Lives of the Saints, we see how Yuri is abused extremely badly and almost killed by his father, and so when his father dies when the Fold swallows Novokribirsk, he thinks the Starless Saint has saved him. Later in KoS/RoW he's turned into this fanatic who explains away all the Darkling's crimes. The other followers talk about how the Starless Saint will bring equality for all men. Then the Darkling comes back and actually thinks his followers are pathetic, which feels again like a very pointed message to his IRL stans. Which is absolutely hilarious to me. Like oh no, if he was real he would not like you and think you're pathetic ! Yeah ...but he's not. Real. Damn right he would not like the fics where Alina puts him on a leash. I'm still going to read them. What is he going to do about it, jump out of the page ? Jfjfjjdhfgfjfj

Anyway I think the intended message is "assholes will use noble political causes for their own gain and to manipulate people" and "being abused/oppressed is not an excuse to behave badly." Which. Sure. But that's kind of like...a tired take, honestly ? A big number of villains nowadays are like this ; either they've been bullied as kids, or they're part of an oppressed group, or they have "good ideals but too extreme". This is not surprising because a lot of mainstream heroic narratives present clinging to the status quo as Good and change as chaotic and dangerous. And like sure in real life people often do bad shit because they're wounded and in danger. But if you want to do a story like that, you have to do it with nuance, talk about cycles of violence, about how society creates vulnerable people to be exploited, about how privilege gives you more choices and the luxury of morals, etc. The Grishaverse does not have this level of nuance (maybe in SoC a little bit but definitely not in TGT). So it kind of comes off as "trauma makes you evil" and "egalitarianism is dangerous" and "if you're abused/oppressed you're not allowed to fight back". And ignores the fact that historically, evil generally comes from unchecked privilege.

I guess my point is that there are many things I like about LB's writing, she knows how to create these really exciting character dynamics, and the world she has created is fascinating. But these stories are not a great starting point for imparting moral lessons. And her best characters tend to be, at least in canon, the morally grey ones. I hope one day she'll be at peace with the fact that she wrote the Darkling the way she did and leave his fans alone but in the meantime I'm just not going to take this whole thing seriously I'm sorry

[naralanis]

little bumps in the road (pt. 6)

Previously...

they don't talk for quite a while after crossing the river into tennessee. lena needs some time to process this new information, and kara seems to sense this need. the blonde goes back to staring solely at the road ahead, occasionally tapping little rhythms on the steering wheel and humming little songs under her breath -- though she'll often stop herself, as if she thinks that lena needs complete and utter silence to sort her feelings out.

lena doesn't. she can appreciate the humming, even -- kara has a lovely voice and carries a tune well, and the distraction is a welcome one from the complete mess she's trying to unravel in her mind. it creates a soothing pace to the crops and occasional cows speeding last lena's window, almost lulls her to sleep despite her tangled lines of thought.

it's late afternoon and the sun is going low, low, low in the sky when kara finally says something.

"there's a motel a few miles ahead. we'll stop there for the night," she says, but then she quirks her head towards lena briefly, eyes hopeful. "if that's ok with you, i mean."

lena stops staring through the passenger window for a moment -- she's been looking at miles and miles of crops and farmland as far as the eye can see, and her eyes are beginning to glaze over.

"of course."

she studies kara’s expression, wondering why she’s suddenly giving her any sort of say at all on where they’re going. kara just looks ahead, maybe a little sheepishly. 

“ok, then.” 

the motel is… well, it’s a motel; it’s not any nicer than any of the other ones they’ve stayed at recently, but it’s also not any worse, either. they check into a single room -- kara rarely has lena out of her sight, minimizes those occasions as much as she possibly can -- but on the way there, the blonde spots a payphone, right by the corner of the building, and shoots lena a look. 

“do you mind if i…?” she doesn’t finish her sentence, but she doesn’t need to; she simply cocks her head towards the payphone expectantly. 

“go ahead,” lena says, trying to give her a heartfelt smile for… encouragement, maybe? she doesn’t know if she succeeds, but kara smiles back earnestly and turns on her heel to walk briskly to the phone, hand already reaching into the pocket of her jeans for another roll of coins. 

the keycard takes a few tries to unlock the door, but eventually the lock clicks and lena practically stumbles in, dropping her worn duffel on the floor, right there by the entrance, onto a rug with some questionable stains. she feels exhausted, mentally and physically drained to a degree she can’t recall ever experiencing before. 

it’s been hard, lately, to get her thoughts in order, but lena suspects that’s nothing to be too surprised about. she’s used to compartmentalizing--it’s one of her talents-- but right now the knowledge that alex danvers is the one hunting her fills her with dread. even if alex knows her sister is alive (she was the one to revive kara after all, according to kara herself), she still doesn’t know that kara is essentially harboring a fugitive. she still thinks lena is running out of her own volition. 

she still thinks lena meant to kill kara. 

that thought doesn’t mix well with the multitude of other worries swimming in her head, at the moment, doesn’t sit well in her chest and makes her stomach curl uncomfortably into knots. 

lena’s not so out of it that she misses kara’s fumbling with the lock, but she does almost miss the look of defeat in the blue gaze once kara finally gets the keycard to cooperate. 

kara sinks into one of the chairs by the little table in the corner, sighing audibly as her whole body seems to deflate. 

“no luck?” lena tries, and kara shakes her head in the negative. 

“nope,” she murmurs, popping the ‘p’ as she digs little shapes onto the cheap wood of the table with her nails. “nothing yet.” 

lena nods--she’s not sure what to say, here. she’s a little conflicted on how she should feel about kara finally getting in touch with alex--part of her wants answers, but a much bigger part of her is terrified of an agent danvers on the warpath. she knows alex would move heaven and earth for kara, no question about it, but with lena in the picture?

she’s not so certain what the reaction would be. she’s not sure she wants to find out. 

“are you hungry?” kara asks, breaking her grimmer trains of thought. “i grabbed a flyer for a pizza place nearby--looks like they do delivery. personally, i think we could use a break from the cup noodles.”

lena smiles a little. “i haven’t had so much instant ramen since college, i think.” 

kara laughs, and it sounds so...so free, unreserved, so alien to their current predicament, it’ almost easy for lena to join in, too. it’s not even a funny comment, not a particularly snarky observation, but for some reason they’re both having a small giggle fit and it feels good, cathartic even, to be sharing a laugh with kara again. 

“well,” kara quips, yanking the crumpled flyer out of her pocket and smoothing it over the tabletop, “i don’t think tey have that fancy kale monstrosity you liked to order at gino’s, but at least it’ll be better than instant ramen, right?” 

“right,” lena chuckles. “just… get me something with at least a vegetable in it, for the love of god.”

kara makes a face, but she’s still smiling as she reaches for the phone. “as you wish, as you wish,”  she says dramatically, muttering there’s no accounting for taste, really and tutting under her breath while she dials. 

lena smiles--wide and real, she can even feel her eyes crinkling at the corners--as she listens to kara rattle off their order (three large pepper--you know what, better make that four--four large pepperoni pies, wait, no, extra large, and then…) and, unbidden, her mind seems to get stuck on a different time, an entirely different reality, when she and kara would just… order pizza (though kara limited her order to two large pizzas back then), watch movies, and just talk about everything and nothing until the sun came up. 

lena misses that peace. 

kara seems to be in the same wavelength; she has a wistful look on her face once she hangs up, as if she’s reading lena’s mind, experiencing the same brand of nostalgia in the same moment. 

lena has to break it; it’s too painful to wallow in it. “kara? can I ask you a question?” 

“Hm?” kara hums distractedly, craning her neck to look at lena’s direction with a little smile. “just one?” 

“wel. no, not just one,” lena admits, trying to organize her thought again. there’s just so much she wants to ask, so much she needs to know, and she’s not sure where to start.

kara just waits, her gaze unwavering. 

“back in national city,” lena starts, picking a lane and sticking with it, so to speak. “ when you… when you died… when alex brought you back… who exactly brought me to you? it couldn’t have been alex, if she doesn’t know i’m with you.” 

kara looks pensive for a moment, steepling her fingers over her thigh. “what do you remember?” 

lena has struggled with precisely that for the past couple of weeks. the truth is, the time between watching supergirl drop like a rock from the skies and being shoved into the jeep with a kara that was very much alive is a complete blank.

“pretty much nothing after you fell,” lena answers honestly, and she looks to kara for an explanation for this significant gap in her memory, but finds nothing. “but then… someone took me from somewhere and suddenly… and there you were. who was that?” 

for some unfathomable reason, kara looks amused. “oh,”  she chuckles like she can’t help it. “that was nia.”

lena can feel her own eyes bugging out. “nia?? are you telling me nia nal put a bag over my head and basically kidnapped me?” 

kara snorts. “that’s exactly what i’m telling you.”  she turns serious, suddenly, and her lips tighten into a line for a moment. “alex prepared the jeep and a few supplies, but nia had a dream--a vision that she wouldn’t explain. she just told me to take you with me, and I wasn’t about to argue.” 

lena can’t lie to herself, she’s a little hurt, but definitely not surprised, that bringing her along had not been kara’s intention. she chooses not to dwell on it -- there’s already far too much to dwell on. “oh,”  she says instead, looking for words. “what happened between the time you were… recovering and the time we ran off? was i not…” lena stops, struggling to remember but drawing nothing more than a blank. “was i not arrested or something?” 

it occurs to lena that she has no idea how much time it took kara to recover, or what happened to her while alex nursed her sister back to life. she can’t explain how kara survived; she can’t explain what happened between her fall and their escape, she can’t explain how lex hasn’t found them yet. 

kara can only shrug her shoulders. “i don’t know. alex sent me to the jeep’s location the minute i was well enough to not need the sunlamps; when i got there, nia was already there with you. didn’t exactly have the time to argue--lex would definitely find out i was alive if i stayed in national city.” 

“ain’t that the truth,” lena quips bleakly. a thought occurs to her. “frankly, i’m surprised he doesn’t know. he owns the DEO in this reality.”

“thank rao for small miracles,” kara mutters. “we sure need them, the way things are going.”

another thought occurs to lena--she thinks back to the past few days, but more specifically, to mere minutes ago, when kara was gouging faint little marks on the wood of the table with her nails--something so trivial, something she used to do herself as a child, bored and anxious at boarding school-- and she realizes with sudden clarity that there’s a lot that she can’t explain--but one thing seems to stick out, glaringly.

“kara,” she says, trying to add up the days in her head and not liking what she comes up with at all. “it’s been at least two weeks, right?” 

kara nods, looking grim as if she knows exactly what lena is about to ask. “give or take, yeah.” 

lena’s question comes out as a statement, and at the exact same time someone knocks on their door, startling them both. 

“and you still don’t have your powers.”

Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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