#is anybody out there........ sobs.............

[a-holiday-ever]

It occurs to me that Krampus Puzzles ref is still on my main and I didn't move it over here. Time to fix that

Character Reference:

Mr.Galaxy/ Mr.Stageplay/ Krampus

BACK COIL IDEA FOR HIS TAIL CAME FROM

@change-name-later and their cool headcannon for how Mr.Puzzles tail would look!!! Thanks for the inspiration!!!

And his minion: Krampus.TM

Literally a walking Teddy Bear

He only sends people who he sees as irredeemable to hell..... (False: he is also super fucking Petty and will send people he doesn't like to hell)

His TV shows and Movies SUUUUUCK

Goes by many names, but ironically does not have a name he could use in a Social Interaction amongst adults. Hes never had to have one for that

He gives people multiple chances to redeem themselves before torturing them to death unless you're a pedophile/dictator/genuinely horrible person

He typically never sends Children to hell, and opts to adopt them and raise them as his own until they eventually forget him and move out

He DOES NOT have Cannon!Mr.Puzzles powers

Being a Negative Deity, all these good deeds do absolutely nothing for the man's powers. They just make him happy

That being said, even though he is not as strong as he COULD be ...... He is still one of the most dangerous deities to live

Didnt always have a TV head and doesn't talk about it

Hates the colour Blue (on his own body and on christmas items)

The biggest dork loser you will ever lay eyes on, he is just a little guy

He does have a short temper... But its STILL unlikely that anyone would meet the short end of that stick

If hes being attacked he won't defend himself unless he sees the attacker as irredeemable

#1 Hal Monitor Hater after he finds out what that man is doing (he doesn't start off Knowing in the story. That comic was a peak into the future)

Doesn't like being scary or dangerous so covers his body up.

He is The Poly KING!!! He will date just about anybody regardless of gender or species! He would be one happy man to have 50+ husbands, wives and they/them partners (obviously excludes children)

Unfortunately while he Flirts a BIG GAME.... He won't take a relationship seriously until his partner makes it REALLY OBVIOUS that they are interested. He flirts but he doesn't realize when someone is actually interested in him. You could hand him a wedding ring after years of seeing him and he will not understand what is going on until you make it clearer to him. Then he will break down sobbing and say yes ❤️

Krampus.TM has 2 braincells

Listen to its father

Get hugs from its father

Will not listen to anybody that isnt Krampus but unfortunately does not have the brain power to identify Krampus differently from a stranger opening their arms to the lil guy

Can do Mitosis

[txmxkis]

IF U LOVE ME AT ALL PLEASE WATCH ALIEN STAGE

[backpackingspace]

Do we think odysseus started pranking Athena and her temples at some point? Because I do. He argued that it was good for sneaking and evading training. And you know what Athena couldn't argue that. Her chasing odysseus across the island was good training.

[handa-kin]

Classicstober Day 9 - Achilles

I know that per the text, it's actually the exact reverse of this that happens (and then ends with him taking a nap), but I just think it's so funny that he is holding the lyre in his hand while giving epic speeches about the horrors of war and why it's not worth his life. like, put it down.

from Book 9:

[killmonk]

im going to see my chemical romances live in person. what the fuck

[spinecurlingmice]

didn't realize how bad my environment affected my mental state until i left it . ... november has been suspiciously nice to me and I've been having less thoughts abt how little I matter and wow. I've been like having more collective good days than I've had like all year.

[primalrageanddumbassery]

Terrible Decisions Have Been Made! (dual rewatching KFAM and Supernatural at the same time)

a Dreadful au is currently being concocted… i feel like my soul has been sucked out and replaced with bees 👍

Stay tuned for more crossover art of the two worst shows ever made

[keeps-ache]

i have been BETRAYED. i've been thrown to the grappling arms of damnation and i've found that the exit was merely a dim recollection of another place !!

[oculusxcaro]

i love how khare is essentially a tragedy story playing out. having your normal life taken from you by chance i think is such a very real fear and how it could’ve happened to anyone make it more realistic i think. khare DOESNT have mc syndrome where everything up until this point was setting her up for this to happen. it just did . anyone could be that poor mennonite girl and who knows if there’s another one like khare out there!! the realism in how despite everything awful happening to her she STILL has to work a 9-5 and survive is so. weirdly american. i feel like it mirrors any story of an immigrant to america. despite the horrors (tm) happening - she still has to take care of herself because of this capitalistic hellscape we HAVE to keep persisting. khare can’t stop in the middle of her story and find a cure. khare HAS to have a job, HAS to blend in, HAS to try and just make it work. idk if i explained this very well but erm yeah that’s why i like khare :)

Please tell me your favorite things about my portrayal/muse?

TEETH YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS TO ME THIS IS TOO KIND!!! Thank you so much though, for always being such an incredible person and for taking the time to send such an analysis in BECAUSE YOU GET IT. This is EXACTLY what I've been trying to convey all along and you understand so succinctly??? Her circumstances have been very extreme, getting kidnapped while vacationing in America and generally having her very normal life being taken away from her unwillingly and just... having to find her place again, regain some normalcy and lord if trying to make enough money to cover the rent just so you can keep a roof over your head is not something we're all struggling with!!! No matter what happens, finding your bearings and looking after yourself first and foremost is very important so I'm glad that struck a chord with you and that you found it so realistic (even though the mutation itself is completely sci-fi/junji ito horror asdfghjkl...) Thank you again for understanding and putting everything into words so clearly. I know I haven't exactly written much about her struggles when it comes to day to day living but you hit the nail right on the head with how much of a struggle it actually is, having to lay low and blend in, work hard enough to make a little cash and do it all over again the next time. It's not glamorous or fun, there's no time to look for a cure even if she knew where to start. She's no main character, just a background NPC thrown into a situation anybody else could have ended up. This capitalistic hellspace is all she's got rn and she's just... trying to make things work as long as she can, even if she's got to cobble things together with bits of old chewing gum and dollar store glue. Very high praise coming from an exceptional writer such as yourself! I cannot WAIT to interact with Dewey because she herself has even more of a tragic backstory through absolutely no fault of her own and these two could end up as very good friends because of it. They're in it together and shit sucks.

[atreldes]

“Forget a footnote or a chapter— I want the whole fucking history book!”

A moodboard for my @infamous-if mc Rorie Rose, she/her, lead singer of electronic/synth rock band rising//sinking.

[olli-online]

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[doublebattled]

when i say this blog and @fusionbolts aren't canon to each other what I mainly mean is that Zekrom isn't Hilda's Zekrom. All of the history and worldbuilding stuff is, obviously, including Adair's general Existence(TM) as the og Hero of Ideals. (Please do not mind the fact that Zekrom's canon Kyurem is also canon to Hilda's blog in an AU verse.) Do not ask me how this makes any logical sense, because I do not know.

[marigoldbaker]

LCD SOUNDSYSTEM BTW

[mmyneonlights]

i think i need to eat a fucking bullet

[7-oh-ta1]

Y'all I won't lie I be sad asl all the time

[sk3l3t0n1n]

ya boy is not mentally stable at the moment at all