#is anybody listening?

[waterspoutskies]

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:3

Well alright then.

Just for you, Aeghina! Four sentences!

“Ah well, half one, I don’t think your father knew about that part but maybe your mother was the honest sort, who knows.” Legend shrugged, then breezed past that proverbial bombchu as though it meant nothing. “In any case, your father took what he came for… Or so I thought.”  Time raised an eyebrow at the smaller man.  “He stole my beans,” Legend actually, literally hissed.

The special beans! I let him go, I didn't know he'd stolen my beans!

Neither did past Legend. Poor man. He'll live.

From the as yet unposted LU AU, a horrendous mashup of Sondheim's best and that one fancomic... Into the Lost Woods

[angelicteeth]

i’m really tired of being sick and in pain all the time

[lotus-pear]

soukoku as one of my dearest renaissance paintings

[anatomical-puppet]

i need people to understand the difference between gore and body horror or i’m gonna start ripping bricks out of walls

[livingdeadhorse]

chapter 3 was just Kodaka clearing out the losers’ club in one go

[some-pers0n]

Whenever I see people call ICIMI boring or the worst album this image flashes in my mind

[soleminisanction]

One of the most frustrating things about the common "Tim only thinks murder is wrong because of Batman" misconception is... No, that's Steph. That's literally Steph.

If Tim Drake never met Batman, Tim would still believe that killing people is wrong. It's a foundational part of his morality, he literally came to Bruce hoping to stop him from reaching that point of no return (or the one where he works himself into an early grave).

If Stephanie Brown never met Batman, she'd have killed a bitch by now. Probably her father.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting a TikTok: Hey g-

Steve, in the most accusatory voice ever: What did you do?

Eddie: What?

Steve: Did you break your NDA again? There’s a guy outside in our bushes

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh! Yeah, this pap has been following me around all week. No idea what he thinks I’m up to.

Steve: …It’s paparazzi?

Steve: Okay, I’m going to hit him with *reaches for the closest swingable object* a tennis racket

Eddie: Oh my god, just turn the sprinklers on before we’re on the news.

Eddie, to the camera: And people think I’m the unhinged- Steve, don’t open the door!

Eddie: Anyways, stream Corroded Coffin’s new song. Out tomorrow. Gotta go.

[quirkle2]

it's nice to feel childlike wonder again

[moptopper]

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) make history's greatest sheep-farming themed breakup album

[waterspoutskies]

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Ha

You know what Mina I'll allow it I have 100% not been upholding my Shadow keeping duties as of late

A whisper of darkness– No, shadow– spun along his skin, singing hints of dusk and power and melancholy to his ears.

From Chapter 3 (4) in progress of Beneath the Skin ~

[yasbeych]

the scavs… they r my everything..

[worldcleansingdragon]

Has anybody ever talked about how Welt is immediately the first one to jump in defense of dan heng when we ask him about the express crew?

Dan Heng was, in fact, the driest and coldest mfer you could find, I'm not going to deny that (hell, when I first started playing the game I didn't care about him in the slightest because of that). But Welt, the moment we just ask him about Dan Heng, immediately jumps onto saying that he isn't like that at all! That Dan Heng may appear cold and distant on the outside, but he's a child with a kind heart and he cares! He's just like that due to everything he's been through!

(also the way that he compared dan heng to his younger self... welt please, no more honkai impacting it out. you're making me cry.)

Welt also mentions that Dan Heng "told him he doesn't know what he's running away from, all he knew is that he had to run away". You know what that means?

That Dan Heng did talk with Welt about what he went through before the Express. Definitely not his time in the Shackling Prison, but the things that he encountered after he got exiled from the Luofu. That only proves that Dan Heng really does value Welt, he wouldn't tell something like this to anyone, so Welt must've really gained his trust somehow.

And don't get me started on how Welt says that he and Himeko will never let Dan Heng get hurt! And if anybody tries, they'll suffer their wrath! They're his biological parents, your honor. First Vidyadhara recorded to have parents.

I could yap so much more about Dan Heng's and Welt's relationship... Dan Heng really sees him as an authority figure, someone he looks up to by everything he says about him.

"Mr. Yang, could you provide your insight on this?" My guy, Mr. Yang is almost your father. He will kill everyone in the universe and then himself if even a hair falls off of your head. He is fathering so hard he is mothering.

(Himeko too, btw. I need to explain my view on Himeko's and Dan Heng's relationship as well.)

[dreamychaika]

the sheer amount of kims i have accumulated since finishing the game surprises even me but its like, my hand just draws him the moment i grab a pen. Idk

[420technoblazeit]

i feel like the reason why sam makes such a good christ figure is that he's not just the chosen sacrifice of the story, he's also shunned and hated for it. the angels don't just see him as an abomination and unworthy of free will or empathy, they hate him because they know that when it comes down to it they also rely on him. after everything they've done, no matter how horribly they've treated him and convinced him that he doesn't deserve redemption, they still expect him to lie down and sacrifice himself. and he in the end he does. but not because they expect him to, but to prove once and for all that they were wrong about him and he can still be good. god what a character

[rickybaby]

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