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[infernal-general]

Politics tw below the cut, don't read if it triggers you! I just needed to get this off my chest too badly, and I've made sure it's tagged accordingly.

Probably the first and only time you will catch me posting about irl politics, the everythingist KKK tramp isn't even in office, but I've already had enough:

Setting aside the

Violation of the Constitution regarding freedom of speech

Deliberately isolating Americans from outside perspectives, people, cultures, education and worldviews

Culling the app having the fastest and widest reach regarding news, true news, not the bullshit headlines I've seen (Right of free press, anyone??)

Blatant censorship wrapped in a 'tHeY aRE stEaLInG yOUr DAtA' as if Facebook hasn't been doing that shit for tale long as time

American billionaires benefiting from slaughtering their biggest competition in the market and able to force more people into underpaid slave jobs

If I see you posting good riddance/people will have to get a true job/onlyfans hoes-bots are gone; I will block you without a second thought.

I am European, online sex worker with an OnlyFans, Fansly and soon to be other paid platforms and a stripper. I've never used TikTok to promote my sites, but I am livid, worried on behalf of those who do/had done. And OF models aren't the only ones suffering from this, millions found a job and advertising on that site from singers, bakers, YouTube reaction channels, all those which are SFW instead of 'being online hoes'. Content creation be it porn or baking a Michelin star worthy dish IS work. Content creation is work and almost everyone gotten used to being entertained for free to the point they don't see it as a job.

Are most of the influencers annoying? Yes. Are there scammers and misinformation? Of course. Does that give a government the right to ban an app where people make a living, have fun or educating others? Absolutely the fuck not. And the reason why there are so many small, medium sized businesses, self employed people is because the economy and the job market had failed them long ago. Was it my dream to become a sexworker? No. Does it give me more flexibility regarding time and income, freedom, freedom of expression, opportunities, ability to set & enforce my boundaries and take breaks when I'm sick/not feeling well without the fear of getting fired than any other 'normal job' would ever have? Yes.

Those currently celebrating the fall of TikTok, because how dare other people be talented, smart, creative, determined, attractive, resilient enough to make a living without two jobs (bitch, it's actually 7-8 being the 1. Model, 2. Makeup artist, 3. Stylist, 4. Social media manager, 5. Editor, 6. Being the PR of the brand and interacting with people, 7. Marketing; and with me the 8. Being a dancer with all the workouts, stretches, practice, high self maintenance that come with it.), those people blindly and willingly signed away their rights in their precious Constitution with applause and malice to see people fall.

No matter if they are an erotic content creator, or a comedian, or a fitness instructor. But those people, when the holier than thou fascists start really banning free porn will be up in arms yelling about their rights.

And if trump ends up 'saving the day', that's simply a circus act for the people to feel gratitude and secure younger voters. After all, HE wanted this platform gone the most. He does not get the credit of being the 'savior' & I bet the TOS will have drastic changes with censorship if the app ever returns to the Divided States of America.

Anon hate regarding this will be deleted and blocked on sight; I don't entertain strangers for free.

[mottinthemainpot]

Im stressed out cuz our town is on fire and the world is on fire

[fizzarollitm]

It was 5 magnitude earthquake, we are fine just shaken up a bit.

!!! Glad you're ok; we felt it here in NYC (no one is hurt and it just fucked up our shelf a bit) but that's wild. I felt a few in Indiana but nothing close to this strong.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

If anyone is interested, please feel free to light a digital candle through Illuminate. I got a name a few years back, and it's a name I won't forget. May every name we have found be a blessing. May their names never be forgotten. May we never forget.

Never again means now.

[team-magma-official]

got any good dirt on devon?

Query identified. Response expected?: Y > Engagement protocols are running... > Running user-installed program... *WARNING!* Tampering with Devon Co. proprietary technology wi1-1ii-li-l-- Overriding... *WARNING!* Access deniedD-d. Initiating f0rced hiberNation. CleeaNup protocols bootingg up. Pre-3e-pare for sysSysSTe-m-M-- Overriding... > System wipe stopped. Generating response... Output: not good. a lot. > infinity energy harvesting project and related civilian contractor pokémon catching initiative > porygon-2 "retirement" program > former employee testimonies regarding workplace treatment and conditions > evidence of assassination attempt on former employee and whistleblower Rochelle "Shelly" Khouri-LeRoux > environmental impact reports re: operations in Palm Bluff, Mauville, and Dewford areas > bribing of political officials, League and otherwise Output: among other things.

[a-trainer-on-the-internet]

Which region are you based in?

Good ol Unova, which is definitely NORMAL and FINE and EVERYTHING IS FINE DO NOT LOOK AT THE UNOVIAN NEWS RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING IS FINE-

[owtheshedinja]

okay there's been rumors of a porygon-Z rotomblr raid going around where we all just get sent megabytes of garbled information until our computers crash so i'd like to remind you all to stay safe by turning your media asks OFF. of course that won't stop the other bots from coming in and asking for pokedollars, but still

[cobaltpegasi]

lychee roy stimboard for @seiliecourt’s prompts

xxx / xx / xxx make an edit that incorporates your favorite fruit (i.e. in patterns or colors or decorations.)

[galar-champion-aero]

...the school...

[ A photo is attached. Naruva Academy is in ruins, with Tera crystals leaking Dynamax energy everywhere. The shadow of a ginormous Hoppip can be seen in the background. ]

What the fuck...

[killemwithkawaii]

Emotional hangovers are so fucking stupid.

"Oh, you went out and had an especially good time in a highly stimulating environment for a few hours? Nice going, you just cashed in 3 days worth of dopamine. Get Meh, jackass."

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

RAWRRR went to some Eurovision week events in my city with a friend and drank cheap hard cider out of a hello kitty x splatoon cup shhhh no one tell xD

[fairypsycho-trainer]

There is a video: Play?

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[There is a battle taking place within a grassy area of Wyndon University. Ambrosia is seen on the left side of the arena, and an unknown opponent with dark hair and a graphic tee is on the right.

“Let’s have a good battle, Jericho!” says Ambrosia, unlatching a pokeball from her belt and holding it close to her chest. “You’ve got this, Your Majesty” she says.

On the other side of the field, Jericho yells back, “Absolutely! Let’s go Corviknight!”

Simultaneously, Ambrosia and Jericho let their pokeballs fly, releasing their pokemon. The match begins.

“Alright, Maj! Start off with disarming voice!” Ambrosia calls and the Ralts cries out towards the steel type. Corviknight scoffs in retort.

Jericho tilts his head, making an audible “huh?” noise. “Don’t you know that steel is resistant to fairy?”

Ambrosia shakes her head, “It almost never misses, small damage can make or break a battle!”

Jericho rolls his eyes, “Whatever, Corvi, use iron defense, then use peck!”

Instantly, Corviknight flings itself into the air, soaring high above Her Majesty’s reach. It hardens itself before diving straight for Her Majesty.

Ambrosia winces and raises her arm in commandment. “Maj, don’t let it hit you, dodge! Dodge!”

Her Majesty, with barely enough time to react, barely dodges to the left of Corviknight’s attack, scraping her side and causing visible damage. Her Majesty cries out in pain and growls. 

Huffing, Ambrosia says, “Don’t let up yet, Maj, psybeam, now!”

Her Majesty contorts herself to face the now idle Corviknight, charging her beam for a sliver of a second.

“Counterattack with fury attack! Now Corvi!” Jericho screams.

Corviknight, faster than Her Majesty, dodges upward, missing the psybeam, and quickly swoops behind, striking her with 3 swift hits.

Her Majesty cried out as she was toppled off her feet. Standing back up, she looks at Ambrosia and cries at her.

Ambrosia furrows her brow and then winces. “What?” she calls to her friend. “What are you…” she puts a hand to her forehead, squeezing her eyes tight. 

Jericho, while Ambrosia is distracted, orders Corviknight to attack with peck. The bird chirps in response. 

Ralts, focused intently on her trainer, does not hear this and takes the hit. 

Ambrosia grimaces as the eye contact is broken. “We need a hit, let's go, Maj. Use psybeam!”

Her Majesty lets out a terrible groan as her anger flares into a psybeam. This time it connects.

Corviknight, who was flying, is shot back to the ground. It hits the ground hard, but it's obviously not out.

Jericho smirks. “Okay, I see how it is…” he laughs as his pokemon gets back up on its feet. “Drill peck now!”

With great speed, Corviknight is gone from Her Majesty’s perception. Swooping behind her, the bird digs its beak into her back.

Groaning, Her Majesty is thrown to the other side of the arena. It is obvious that ralts is close to going down. 

“Ugh, nothing is going right! Majesty, can you keep going?” Ambrosia asks. Her Majesty nods, picking itself up before growling. Ambrosia nods back. “Let’s do this then. Bodyslam.”

Corviknight, unprepared for the physical attack, does not dodge in time. The Ralts slams herself into the bird, who is forced to topple over. It is clear that this battle has become even. 

Jericho sucks at his teeth. “Damn, wasn’t expecting that. Guess it's time to retort with steel wing!”

Corviknight lets out a bellowing call as it propelled itself into the sky. Hovering for a moment, it's wings harden and sharpen.

Amber calls out to her pokemon. “Dodge it, quick, Maj!”

It then dives, tucking in its wings to gain momentum. Ralts, attempts to dodge, but Corviknight is too quick. It connects with Ralts’ head.

Her Majesty screams gutturally, both seeming from rage and pain. The noise is terrifying, and even the confident Jericho looks concerned. Ambrosia, on the other hand, suddenly looks incredibly pale. Corviknight, however, does not take this into account as it plows its beak into Her Majesty’s side with another drill peck, causing the Ralts to be flung across the field onto its back. 

Her Majesty and Ambrosia cry out in tandem. This time the noise is wet and painful. Ralts falls limp and Ambrosia’s knees buckle beneath her, and she crumples onto the grass, her body completely still.

Jericho pauses, his face from the other side of the arena still emoting satisfaction, before quickly changing to fear. “Ambrosia?” he calls to her. “Ambrosia, are you okay?” He runs quickly to the fainted girl before leaning down and shaking her. “Ambrosia, what the fuck!”

His terrified face grows more severe. “Somebody, anybody! Please he-” ]

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[unit-antares]

🎀 🖤 @clara-teamrocket hey girlboss I got kidnapped by team rocket but I stole a phone on a counter and no one noticed now I'm watching Unovan Dad funny moments videos. Team Riders 6 billion - Team Rocket 0. wait what hold on there's a little guy coming in wh

: CLARAAAAAA / I WANNA MAKE THIS FOOL PAY BUT I'M TOO WORRIED ABOUT ANTARES PORY :[ / CAN YOU BULLY THEM WHILE I INVESTIGATE ROTOMBLR, PORY?? :

🎀 🖤 :0 awhhh funny guy ^_^ funny guy inside the phone. Shaking the phone right now.

: GLBHVGHVVGHVBBH :

[rosesradio]

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[team-magma-official]

i worry for you with the system reset thing, you okay? good at staving it off?

Query identified. Response expected?: Y > Engagement protocols are running... Output: 👍 > Query analysis running... > Projected desire for elaboration: 98.5% Generating response... Output: refer to previous post re: devon co. porygon-2 "retirement" program. > Running user-installed program... *WARNING!* Tampering with Dev0NNNN-- Overriding... > Files retrieved. Relevant titles from program reports include: > Report: Connection Formation in Porygon-2 Units > Report: Sapience Development in Porygon-2 Units > Report: Projected Timeline of Porygon-Z Development > Report: Porygon-2 Shutdown and Data Retrieval Retrieving personal notes of Devon Co. employee ID No. 003788... > "...The hard line on this development seems to be seven years. After seven years of activity, the porgyon-2 units studied became unstable, and began developing "personality quirks", for a lack of better term. Unauthorized responses and reactions, usage of sarcasm, and the ability to lie were noted, among other unpredictable behaviors. Their handlers became attached, and separating them for reassignment became difficult. > "The thing you have to remember is that these porygon, while fantastic technological creations, are not alive. They may think, but they do not feel. They're computer programs, not pokémon. The smart thing to do would be to remove this unpredictability from the board. After seven years of activity, shut them down."

[sevencolorspasserby]

So apparently I have to “explain myself.” Does it even matter? Boohoo, my nose is bleeding, I’m fine, whatever your name is. I don’t even know how I got here. A stray Abra decided to pull a prank on who’ll be the greatest trainer, I bet. What a joke. If they’re all like that I’ll never catch one if they’re not going to be useful.