if this post gets 2000 notes i'll finally call failboat. yes i have his phone number he gave it to me. pic unrelated
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Texts between Vaggie and Charlie.
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There was a long, thin, worm in Hyrule that knew what the penis of at least five humanoids looked like.
It looked like a sentient iPhone charging cable but like a brightly colored one. Link found one.
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can you imagine kid!jim being gifted a tricorder for his birthday and running around the farm in iowa scanning bugs and trees pretending to be a starfleet officer :')
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the library of alexandria just burned(my research tabs closed all automatically without my consent)
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Average Lennon//Tony conversation.
Text transcript:
contact name "McMenace"
Sep 13, 2009 2:31 PM
>No more wizards
<Maybe some Day
Sep 13, 2009 5:05 PM
< on our way to red robin
>K
>No more bottomless mac n cheese
<NOOOO
>I called
<girl no you didnt
>And told them if a little gay boy comes in, no mac n cheese
<NOOOOO
>You're cooked
OG text chat is from a meme I found on instagram that my cowriter and I can't get out of our heads.
EDIT: forgot to say Tony is lactose intolerant so he really shouldn't have the bottomless mac n cheese from red robin :(
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Apple had secret “French” icons for iPhone apps that I got to see because I snuck into one of their meetings.
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just trying to be a supportive friend…
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