#introduction asks

[ask-sentientau]

Introduction Comic

going back somewhere familiar... what now?

[ooctlt]

ever curious on how they live?

[mahaibrahim13]

What did my daughter do to deserve to spend her birthday in such suffering?

Please help me save her from death.

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[beanysprout]

Oh sweet SS13 Moths. the question is, What codebase's version of them do you have in mind the most when you draw a "generic space moth"? The Cloth Muffin eating Mothic?, The Long Legged and Short Torso'd Nians?, or some other kind?

yes.

[ask-october-fox]

I have returned! And what a warm welcome I have been given! Its so good to see you all again, I wonder what fun we'll have this year?

[izzystizzys]

“ - but have you ever considered, I don’t know, not sucking all the time? Just a thought.”

It takes the combined grips of Nuisance and Hound to keep the wriggling, snarling body beneath Fox from throwing him off its back. With three years’ practice of having to fix his own rickety desk chair over and over again, the movement merely ruffles the proverbial fringe on his helmet.

“And I don’t mean that as an insult, necessarily. Well, I do a little bit. But also I have some amount of empathy for the no doubt immense amounts of trauma that had to go into the creation of something so dysfunctional as you, on a very personal level, so have you considered going to the root of that in a way that’s like… useful? Instead of wasting it all on kriffing Kenobi, I mean. Look at the guy. All he does all day is drink tea and commit warcrimes. I bet he knits for fun. Bit of an embarrassing nemesis, don’t you think?”

“I”, says Kenobi, then pauses. The space between his eyebrows is creased with uncertainty, and he looks deeply torn between continuing rocking the shaking Duchess of Mandalore against his chest from his corner of the throne room and re-activating his lightsaber to continue losing his fight against the Darksider Fox is currently sitting on. “I feel like I should object to some part of that, but I’m not entirely clear on what. Or how this happened, again. Isn’t Mandalore a few star systems from your purview, Commander?”

“Probably the warcrimes”, mutters Nuisance underneath his strained breath.

“About as far from my supposed assignment as yours, General”, says Fox a little louder.

Kenobi twitches. Fox cannot claim to know which of them does it. Both, maybe. Probably.

“I will - taste - your - flesh!”, heaves out Darth Maul, snarling and hissing.

“Oooh, kinky!”, calls Grids, from the corner where she’s got her stun-setting aimed at the other Zabrak, currently passed out cold. Fox sighs deeply. He knew he shouldn’t have taken those three - any combination of Grids, Hound and Nuisance in a room together usually spelled chaos.

Unfortunately, it also spelled competence. The Basic alphabet can be funny that way.

The point being: as of some months into the war, one of Fox’s assigned tasks is the surveillance of all GAR-wide communication. All command-class staff theoretically got that memo, but no one seems to have read the fine print where that includes both professional and personal communication, as well as any and all comm devices registered or suspected to be registered to that person. Especially not one Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala.

The point further being, if that sounds both immensely impractical and sort of terrifying in a democratic supposedly non-surveillance state, you’d be bang on the credits, and to Fox’ eternal chagrin the singular person in this whole useless army who’s spent the second of thinking necessary for that conclusion.

The final point being, when one frantic General’s mad dash across the Galaxy to rescue his teenage sweetheart from the spectre of his supposedly dead nemesis crosses his desk on its way to the Chancellor’s inbox, it doesn’t take much time for him to block any and all trace of it across the digital space of the GAR commboard and take matters into his own hands.

“ - which is why I told Thorn to suck it up and be in charge for a few days, and also why you’re still alive, your Highness, very welcome, was no trouble at all”, he concludes, drily. The Duchess stares the wide-eyed look of someone attempting to reconcile clones with ‘sentience’ or perhaps ‘personality’ in her head, but won’t say it outright.

Or the look of someone who’s just been violently overthrown and nearly murdered, perhaps, Fox allows.

“Um -“, Kenobi hedges, blinking rapidly.

“And the reason you’re still alive, probably. You’re welcome for that too, by the way”, Grids calls from the back of the throne room, cheekily.

“Alright”, says Kenobi, loudly. There’s color back in his deathly-pale cheeks, Fox notes, even if that color is a lot of red. It doesn’t fade very gracefully into his beard. “Opinions on whether or not I had everything under control notwithstanding -“

“You really didn’t”, Hound supplies helpfully.

“ - opinions notwithstanding, I am admittedly still lost on why you’re now sitting on Darth Maul and attempting to, to - jeer at him, Marshall Commander!”

“We’re not jeering, we’re trying to create a safe space and lay the groundwork for more open communication”, Fox says, primly.

Maul screams into the ground, attempting for the umpteenth time to rear up and visit great violence upon Fox, which admittedly has him rattling in his crosslegged seat atop his back.

Kenobi raises a perfectly plucked eyebrow. “Safe space?”

“He’s restrained and not stabbing anyone, I personally feel much safer than before”, Grids muses. “Watch the teeth though, Hound. Little biter.”

Indeed. Fox’s right greave will have to be replaced posthaste.

“And anyways, the point isn’t to jeer at him, it’s to make clear that he’s focusing his energy in the wrong places and could be doing much better things with his admittedly not-great life”, Fox adds, shifting to cast a pointed look down at Maul. The Sith is panting open-mouthed into the durasteel floor, sharp teeth gnashing wildly as his piercing yellow eyes shine with barely restrained rage. “I’m just saying - aim higher. You aren’t seeing the forest for the Kenobis, Maul. Can I call you Maul?”

“I will feed you your own entrails”, yowls Maul.

“See, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. Right now, I’m an easy target to focus all that built-up rage on, but is killing me really going to help you achieve any of your goals? No! Think about it - when it all comes down to it, who sent you on that mission to Naboo in the first place? Who made sure the Jedi and, by extension, Kenobi would be there to kill you? Who used you as a dejarik piece and then cast you aside the second you outlived your usefulness?”

Beneath him, Maul slowly stills in his struggle, still panting heavily. Hound and Nuisance don’t let it deter them in their vigilance, because they’re damn good vod’e and possess an ounce of common sense.

“And, look, I get it. I could spend the rest of my life punching every civilian who spits on me in the streets and it would even be satisfying. I could hit back the Senators who think of clones as easy targets. Or - I can aim my sights at who’s on top. And I think you know who I mean, because you know as well as I do the same damn man has ruined both our lives.”

Kenobi makes an alarmed noise, and Maul an interested one - not that Fox is going to let him walk out of this place awake. Still, he tilts his head in a way he hopes conveys his helmeted grin successfully to non-vod, as well as the bloodlust behind it. “You’re also welcome for the fact that the Chancellor won’t have heard of your spontaneous resurrection yet, by the way. You’ll retain your element of surprise instead of gambling it away on petty revenge on Kenobi.”

“He cut me in half!”

“He killed my master!”

Fox waves their protests away.

“Also, that’s treason!”, Kenobi adds, sputtering. Fox grins. Kenobi purses his lips, and continues. petulantly, “…do you have any proof?”

“So. Much. Proof”, says Nuisance, dreamily. “Like, do you want it alphabetically or by date?”

Which is when the Duchess, of all people, bursts out into barking, crazed laughter.

“You - you’ve certainly given yourself an edge in that fight, Marshall Commander”, she wheezes, brushing tears from her eyes. Fox raises his eyebrows at her, which she somehow seems to be able to tell, because she gestures at the clunky handle dangling from his belt.

“What, this old thing?” He unclasps the black rectangle from its hook, holding it up in the air. Maul stills strangely beneath him, and Kenobi goes ghostly pale again. Fox is starting to get a bad feeling.

“I took it off Viszla and beat him over the head with it. I figured he’d taken it off a Jedi cadet or something. What? Why are you looking at me like that?”

[sturniolo-rat]

WE FOUND ANOTHER MATT GIRLIE!

The special needs 6 year old I nanny for stole my phone and has been watching this one sturniolo edit on TikTok for 15 minutes. Then this conversation happened.

Kate: who dis?

Me: well this is Chris… and this one is Matt

Kate: Matt?

Me: yeah and the other guy is Chris

Kate: ✨❤️Matt❤️✨

She’s autistic and she doesn’t really show emotion usually, but…

She gave me the biggest fucking smile she’s ever given in her whole life.

Girlie really said Chris who???

Ive gotta make a folder of Matt edits without bad words now… send me some!!!!

[da-janela-lateral]

I'll never forget the time I asked my little sister what was her favorite Mob Psycho 100 character after watching the entire anime and she just pulled her phone and showed me a folder with 60+ pics of Teruki.

[demigodwitchdw]

When Wolverine shows up again, I want him to have an identity crisis about his hero identity, resulting in him singing a song about it, ending with "Who am I? Who am I? I'm Wolverine!"

Deadpool, is, of course, waving a torn up Canadian flag in the corner

[everwistfully]

I started watching My Adventures with Superman and I got my little siblings into it. We’ve made a whole routine of getting together and watching the newest episode together (I’m out of the house and in college while everyone else is between middle/high school) but anyways! After the latest episode we were all talking about what we know about the dc universe and stuff (they have no idea how deep I am) and I started talking about the batfam.

They asked and this led to me being able to give the entire story of the Robins.

I got to sit there and give the entire chronological history of each robin and how they came into Batman’s life and whatnot for an entire HOUR! It was amazing! But not even CLOSE to as amazing as watching my little sister react to all the plot twists!

The loudest gasp and most bamboozled look that crossed her face when I told her that the crime lord Red Hood was Jason Todd! (Keep in mind she’s literally 14,) she was so invested! And it was the best time of my life!

She asked me to ‘hold on’ 7 times, ‘go back’ 3 times, and gasped a total of 4 times in this entire retelling. Given, we were all told to ‘lock in’ 3 times so it was quite the ride.

I don’t know what I would give to be able to experience the drama of the batfamily for the first time again…but it was something else to be able to watch firsthand what it was like.

:)

[lilac-dreamxxz]

Hello ! I will ask a huge favor 😭😭😭 but can you make a long bio/pinned pinned post for FB? I need it to be layout/emoji neutral, anything will work also ! I just need it neutral in all angles because I'm indecisive and i change layouts a lot alongside the emojis... 😭

It should look something like this:

(This started out as a bunny but i changed it)

𝜗𝜚 — ꞝ the cutest girl out of them all .ᐟ Კ

୨୧ ꜝ — 🧸 ꩜ ۫ ָ֢⠀ ⠀ ᥥ⑅ᥥ

𝓟𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓸𝓼𝓽

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ᨦ.⠀ Links⠀︵⠀info ꒱⠀﹗

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(The dividers and emojis are familiar right? It's because it's from you 😭 i made a Tumblr account because of you just to make this request.)

I SUCK AT MAKING AAAAAAAA I'M SORRY, I'M JUST SO UNCREATIVE AND I'M BEGGING YOU 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

first of all , THANK YOU omggggg 🫶🏻🤍

what you did is already so cuteee ! i just modified it . If you want any changes please let me know !

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ㅤ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ໒꒰՞ ܸ. .ܸ՞꒱ა♡

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓟𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓸𝓼𝓽 ⺌ !!ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀࿙⃜࿚⃜࿙⃜࿚⃜ ༻𖹭༺ ࿙⃜࿚⃜࿙⃜࿚⃜

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[i-love-fordsy]

“Admit it, you missed me!”

Oh, oh, the Internet, what a wonderful place! Name's Bill Cipher! So I take it you're some kind of undead? I'm just kidding, I know who you are!

Hey there kid! You’re currently conversing with A being of unparalleled power, the living avatar of weirdness, the god of destruction, and the dreambender!

This account is run by an introject. I am autistic and like it when people use tone indicators. I am still a minor, on the older side of that. (I can get a bit mean at times to fit in with the character’s actions, but other than that, I’m just silly)

🚩☆Basic DNI: Proship, NSFW, Incest, etc, etc…

🚩☆Boundaries: No flirting, No venting, No Sexual jokes or innuendos. For example:

• Making strange implications about my interactions.

• Making comments about my body or comments about what you want to do to my body. You can and will be reported and ignored.

• Don’t vent in my ask box. I am not a therapist.

☆ Tags

#Ask Bill Cipher

🚩Q and A, before you ask,

“Are you gay?”/“Are you in still in love with Ford?” I still have feelings for Fordsy! Let that answer your other question, kid!

•Don’t ask about drugs or substances (A reference to the time where someone asked me for drugs 💀🙏)

•Don’t vent to me, or say anything about your mental health. I am not a therapist. (Again, a reference to the time someone said they wanted to kill themselves in my asks)

Fanart is highly appreciated!!!

This will probably be updated over time, for now, remember: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE—

[samanthamulder]

THE X-FILES (1993-2018)

SEASON THREE — Don’t you see, Mulder? You’re doing their work for them. You’re chasing aliens that aren’t there, helping them to create a story to cover the shameful truth. And what they can’t cover, they apologize for. Apology has become policy.

[forourtomorrows]

is this how nice arneb thunder recruited these 12-16 years old ?…

[wszczebrzyszynie]

It's very funny to me that Mikita is on the receiving end of Ryba's kind of insane crush (?) on him and even when Ryba and Przemek become a pairing he then has to deal with Przemek asking about Ryba romantically and telling him unwanted information about their relationship. Someone give this aromantic guy a break

its funnier when you consider the fact that Ryba isnt the only person that has a crush on him. It doesnt bother him all that much (he doesnt know Ryba has unspecified feelings for him but Ryba himself doesnt bother him to what he would consider an annoying degree) and in-canon Mikita would be and to some degree is considered one of the prettiest people there, despite the initial eerie-ness and the fact that despite what people think at first he isnt a girl (yet? the before mentioned misandry or transness issue), so it isnt really a shock, unless you take his unpleasant personality into account. He himself is aroace and uninterested in most kinds of relationships (being vulnerable would kill him i think). Have a semi detailed chart. Once again if i dont talk about them more than needed i will break my arms

*i say platonic because its the closest there is to whatever Ryba has going on. It isnt strictly platonic but it isnt romantic either that boy was built for unlabeled relationships

[paradoxbeta]

What are your alien ocs thoughts on eating corn?

here's all my opinionated aliens! thank you for the question, it was very fun :) text transcript under the cut

YIEL: Um... I can't eat <nervous> but I wish I could. Apparently GAR'S old enough to have eaten before, he says it's nothing special but I think he's just never had anything good <skeptical>

LADY: I had corn once and, um... clogged the toilet. I'm sure your Earth exports are lovely, I just can't handle so much fiber.

GUNNELL: Ho-ho, corn? That's exotic exotic. I've had it before and I like the taste but I wouldn't eat it as part of a home meal.

THE PIRATE: Well maybe I'd have an answer for you if I could get my talons on anything other than NUTRIENT PASTE

CIPRIAN: Man, you can eat people for all I care, just clean up after yourself and we're cool.

STELLA: ...Bro

IUWAU: I HATE CORN. I don't even have anything against the taste, but the sound of someone eating it makes me want to leap out of my skin.

MOLLIMAR: Tastes okay, but pretty much everything tastes similar to me. I'll shamelessly piggyback off of Devon's opinion and say it's great.

BYZOW: It is unlike anything on my home planet! I like it. The taste is not good to me but the appearance is so funny.

PHIER-KEL: I love corn. I'm #1 corn warrior. Corn fears me. I'm the bane of corn. I love it so much, I have a t-shirt about it. The day I die is the day 70% more corn becomes available on the market. Corn. 4. Life. (He talks like this about all food he likes.)

DEVON: I'm no alien, but I'm out here for team corn.