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[paradoxbeta]

What are your alien ocs thoughts on eating corn?

here's all my opinionated aliens! thank you for the question, it was very fun :) text transcript under the cut

YIEL: Um... I can't eat <nervous> but I wish I could. Apparently GAR'S old enough to have eaten before, he says it's nothing special but I think he's just never had anything good <skeptical>

LADY: I had corn once and, um... clogged the toilet. I'm sure your Earth exports are lovely, I just can't handle so much fiber.

GUNNELL: Ho-ho, corn? That's exotic exotic. I've had it before and I like the taste but I wouldn't eat it as part of a home meal.

THE PIRATE: Well maybe I'd have an answer for you if I could get my talons on anything other than NUTRIENT PASTE

CIPRIAN: Man, you can eat people for all I care, just clean up after yourself and we're cool.

STELLA: ...Bro

IUWAU: I HATE CORN. I don't even have anything against the taste, but the sound of someone eating it makes me want to leap out of my skin.

MOLLIMAR: Tastes okay, but pretty much everything tastes similar to me. I'll shamelessly piggyback off of Devon's opinion and say it's great.

BYZOW: It is unlike anything on my home planet! I like it. The taste is not good to me but the appearance is so funny.

PHIER-KEL: I love corn. I'm #1 corn warrior. Corn fears me. I'm the bane of corn. I love it so much, I have a t-shirt about it. The day I die is the day 70% more corn becomes available on the market. Corn. 4. Life. (He talks like this about all food he likes.)

DEVON: I'm no alien, but I'm out here for team corn.

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[padiduys]

2025 Rookies photocard because I think it would be neat.

[mids-dumbbrain]

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[gifetc]

I've only been into Max for a couple of years. But you've been in my life forever. Chal...it's time you were true to your heart. I just want you to be happy, Chal.

[fvedyetor]

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[yoursminehourss]

hey, for a fic request, you should do a ANGST COMPLETELY PLATONIC (/SRS) dark era dazai and oda fic where mori tasks dazai with killing oda 🤭 angst absolutely no comfort

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55131553

heres about 1.2k words of absolute misery. thanks for this request!

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[cavewolf]

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[paradoxbeta]

A non-exhaustive collection of alien headshots from my worldbuilding project. That one on the far right looks especially strange.

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[flowinniego]

i’m absolutely DEVOURING the fact blitzø’s love interests (i’m not counting stryker) are connected to his childhood BUT I AM SO DAMN CURIOUS THE STORY BEHIND VEROSIKA AND HIM

[kiankiwi]

(angels) oh imagine if we give aus some medicine for car sickness but the medicine just knocks him out, it's a medicine the doctor said would be good when he's little, it makes him sleepy so he doesn't feel the movements. and e just looks at aus sleeping and sometimes aus whimpers but then he's alright tho e definitely tries to wake up aus

when aus is awake he's hyper and happy but e is just overtired now and aus won't lay in bed and is wobbling around

Oh yes he needs to sleep it off! E is SO concerned for his bubba :((( and it breaks your heart. He just wants to help any way he can. Even if he's just holding his hand :(

Yes! Austin is back to his normal self but E is just like "grrr i hate everything leave me alone!" He's a bit wobbly with his medicine still in his system and we have to wind him down now that we're at the other house

[shark-yaoi]

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