#gb5

[koalapastries-writes]

How would the younger (24/25 rookies + oscar + logan) drivers react to american pro athlete (baseball, ice hockey, basketball, football, etc) sliding into their DMs?

I can imagine franco kicking his feet and squealing. Ollie and kimi would both (probably) malfunction. Logan would blue screen so hard. I could go on but it's past midnight now.

🦈

shark anon (may i call you sharkie?) you are so right

franco colapinto:

he may or may not understand the sport you play

however

he does understand hot guy + sliding into his dms = good thing

he's sooo teenage girl in a romcom abt it

absolutely blushing, giggling, kicking his feet—whole nine yards

if he does know the sport he WILL be booing refs (even while watching on his phone during race weekends)

if not he'll just be happy to sit back, look pretty, and cheer you on

gabriel bortoleto:

he's kind of surprised?

like. i can't explain it but i think in his mind there's just not a lot of crossover between motorsports and american sports?

he knows athletes from other sports come to races but he doesn't really pay all that much attention

unless they're brazilian. bc like. duh.

then you're in his dms and he looks you up and just

he walks into a wall because he gets distracted looking at you

kimi antonelli:

totally malfunctions

just stares at the message for so long you think he's ghosting you

he's grabbing ollie or dino or SOMEONE bc he is freaking out

(in a good way)

an adorable bundle of nerves and apologies and flustered compliments once he actually remembers to text you back

when you meet in person and you kiss his cheek he gets so red

gone

no more kimi

only puddle

logan sargeant:

i think he's probably the most aware of you

yes because he's american but also because i think he probably follows more sports than the others

when he sees the message from you he's already kind of in shock

takes him several minutes to actually open it and not just stare at your name in his dms list

but then you're flirting with him in the message????

logan is just blank he's only thinking about you saying whatever your line was in person

alex or oscar probably end up texting you back for him

ollie bearman:

malfunctions but like. in the opposite way to kimi.

he's texting you back immediately

like so fast it's almost concerning

what's more concerning though is that his messages sound like he's having a stroke

poor little bear's brain is moving too fast for his typing so he's starting a new sentence halfway through an unfinished one

once you get him to calm down (only a bit. he's still ollie after all) he's inviting you to a race asap and also yes he would like to go on a date with you

please

just let him know when and where

please

he's so cute when he's begging

oscar piastri:

i think he'd probably end up not responding for literally weeks

he looks at the message every day (every hour, really)

types and deletes so many possible replies

way overthinking it

lando probably catches him and messages you to tell you that oscar is not, in fact, ghosting you

he's just a mess

oscar nearly dies when you call him cute bc of it

paul aron:

if you're a hockey player he's definitely mentioning that you should come to estonia

yk only because they have good weather for hockey

of course

no other reason

i think he'd try to kind of act like a playboy but massively fails?

he's using the most frat bro pick up lines on you ever

but then you call him pretty and he's just like a lil puppy

10/10 dork

[aaron04jpg]

Just to add to the discourse; I don’t care that Gabriel Bortoleto is using Vettel’s number and you shouldn’t either. He grew up watching Sebastian Vettel in the same way Sebastian grew up watching Micheal Schumacher.

Vettel is very much an advocate for the next generation of drivers

“The marks I left on track will stay until time and rain will wash them away. New ones will be put down. The next corner is in good hands as the new generation has already turned in.”

I think he would be ashamed to see his fans send hate to Gabriel over a racing number.

[landomeowrris]

my fave f1 drivers as cats (pt. 2)

note: this has no pattern whatsoever. some are separated by coating, some are separated by breed, some are separated by both. leave my brain alone. lol.

6. lewis hamilton as a maine coon

biggest cat breed. one of the goats. no more explanation needed.

7. kimi antonelli as a brown ragdoll

squishy. literally all i have to say.

8. fernando alonso as a norwegian forest cat

majestic. that's all.

9. gabriel bortoleto as a domestic shorthair

the unique coating. that's literally all. stripes stripes stripes. also the cat is called brazilian shorthair for a few.

10. sebastian vettel as a siamese cat

YAPPERS. also majestic.

[georgiasbrainstuff]

Oh, he is gorgeous?

[mclarenxredbull]

rookies assemble

[salutethesargeant]

I think of this post a lot. Specifically the quote w Franco and that stupid fucking pose (I do it... a lot)

F1 Rookies + the internet (here’s more)

[racemeyibo]

Bibi will use the number 5 as his racing number 🥺🥺

[vadergf]

[coffeenewstom]

Café Blá -Kaffee auf I̶s̶l̶ä̶n̶d̶i̶s̶c̶h̶ Englisch (Update)

In den nordischen Ländern – inklusive Island – leben laut Statistik die glücklichsten Europäer! Dort wird auch weltweit am meisten Kaffee getrunken! Da muss ein Zusammenhang bestehen. Grund genug in der inoffiziellen isländischen Vertretung in München, dem Café Blá in der Münchner Au, auf Spurensuche zu gehen. Kaffeetrinken ist in ganz Skandinavien ein viel zelebriertes Ritual. Man trifft sich,…

[pablodelarcorey]

La Marzocco / GB5 X / Piero Bambi / Expresso Machine

[koalapastries-writes]

What animal hybrids would the drivers be?

–🍑

yesyesyesyesyes

i actually love hybrid aus so let's go!

alex albon: undecided. could see him as a wolf, macaque, or fox hybrid. if anyone has another option let me know!

arthur leclerc: bunny

charles leclerc: bunny

franco colapinto: border collie

gabriel bortoleto: tiger

jenson button: pointer dog (of some kind)

kimi antonelli: lagotto romagnolo (looks like an italian poodle kinda)

kimi raikkonen: something quiet and largely solitary, maybe a lynx or an eagle

lance stroll: cat (generic)

lando norris: orange cat

lewis hamilton: panther

logan sargeant: golden retriever

max verstappen: cat (generic)

mick schumacher: golden retriever

ollie bearman: bear (duh)

oscar piastri: black cat

paul aron: mountain lion / puma / cougar

sebastian vettel: fox

please ask me more about hybrid!drivers. i love them.

[wheelsgoroundincircles]

1971 Dodge Super Bee 440-6pk

This rare Super Track Pak 440-6pk 1971 Dodge Charger Super Bee is powered by its original, # 's matching V-code engine, backed by a non-original but date correct HD 727 Torqueflite 3-spd automatic transmission and the original Dana 60, 4:10 geared Sure Grip rear. Painted in gorgeous code GB5 Bright Blue Metallic 9 (also known as B5 Blue), has BUILD SHEET, one year only Charger Hardtop dubbed the Super Bee (previously they were Coronets). This car was once part of the Otis Chandler collection which says something about the car's condition and provenance. Well optioned for a 6pk car. Options include RAM Charger hood (carb fresh air package), Elastomeric Colored Front & Rear Bumper Package, Left remote control & right manual painted racing mirrors, Front and Rear Spoilers, Bucket Seats w/Console, 4:10 Super Track Pak package, Power Steering, Power Brakes, Power Steering Cooler, 26" Radiator w/Fan Shroud, AM/FM Radio w/Rear Seat Speaker, 15"x7" Rally Wheel w/Trim Ring, and Tinted glass.

[landomeowrris]

from 5, to 5 💘

[florathegnarpian]

I hate discord's automatic emoji thing

Like no discord, I want to put a :( at the end of my message to GB5 because I feel sorry for what happen to them, not the fucking 😦 emoji-

[aaron04jpg]

hello!! welcome to my blog :))

Looking for moots + ppl to talk to about race cars🏎️

DMs always open

Mostly f1 + feeder series but also love motogp & Indy car

I’ve been following f1 since 2019

mclaren haas & ferrari 🔛🔝

Formula 1

🏆p1- ln4, ls2, lh44, eo31, ka12, ob87

🥈p2- mv1, cl16, nr6, jb22, op81, yt22,

🥉p3- aa23, gb5, sv5, zg24, ll30

Motogp

🏆p1- fb63, mb72

🥈p2- mm93

🥉p3- eb23

Indycar

🏆p1- dm41, po5, ns6

🥈p2- kk27, ch26, ar20, ap10

🥉p3-cl7, sm3

[sleep-deprived-mf]

So I figured out why GB5 deleted a good half of his videos

His family found out he was trans

(I do have a lot of them saved but as per his request when I asked, he doesn't want any reuploads of them so his family can't find them)

who tf is gb5