#intricate rituals and such

[clowndensation]

favorite thing in the world is when game mechanics reflect character powers. like. haha oh nooooo i got too uppity and now my boss has used his mind control powers on me and taken my free will away which is reflected in my dialogue options being revoked, free choice is an illusion oh nooooooo

[jojolimons]

my dad is rlly into watching ufc and man is it some of the most homoerotic shit ive ever seen. gay porn would be less gay goddamn.

[cdpdoodler]

post by @theeffens on TikTok

I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪

losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.

[gregmarriage]

date night! i drug you and bring you to my apartment, and force you into letting me take care of you. then we become boy best friends and kill a man together <3

[strawlessandbraless]

Jensen having to come up with new and creative ways to ask to be choked within an inch of his life

Jensen - ‘hey guys it’s been a while since Dean got choked out by a man, I think I - I mean Dean, I think Dean really needs it. For the plot’

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin - 04x01 The Darkest Hour, Part I

this little scene is SO funny to me. mr princeling is all moany and whiny, because it's merlin, so he gets to be like that. enter leon and suddenly he has to be awake, alert and yknow. prince like.

[kittyoperas]

a thousand teeth, and yours among them.

[wordsinhaled]

charles' tiny little pleased giggle when edwin finally caves and agrees to spar with him in episode 1 is everything to me and lives in my head rent-free at all times btw

[kensatou]

silly sport full of silly people

bonus:

[veryintricaterituals]

Can we talk about the parallel between Guillermo's turning and un-turning.

His turning went so wrong, it wasn't what he wanted at all. We know our crazy, dramatic baby. He wanted a ceremony, he wanted it to be romantic and soft, he wanted vows and sacred words. He wanted to slowly expose his neck, he wanted whispered words, he wanted to feel safe and cherished. He wanted to be asked and be held and be seen and be accepted.

What he got instead was a badly lit horrifying ordeal. He had to take charge. Derek had no idea what he was doing. It happened in a backroom of a store, they kept getting interrupted by Derek's boss asking him to clean out toilets. Derek fucked up his bite. He almost died. "Have you done this before". Derek fainting. Blood everywhere. Anticlimactic, disappointing, not at all the culmination of his life long dream, of decades of service and love.

His un-turning on the other hand.

Oh Nandor knows him. He made up a ritual for him with a suitably dramatic name: "The Ceremony of Vampiric Transmogrification". He dressed him in robes which he put on him so softly and spoke to him so kindly beforehand. He got all the other vampires ready for him. He hung banners and lit candles. He wrote and spoke vows and sacred words to him. He gave him a choice and asked him a question. And when he got his answer he took charge and made sure everything went exactly as it should. He made Guillermo feel seen and loved and accepted, even if it broke his heart.

[melonteee]

if Zoro and Sanji were both femme with tits Zoro would push her tits against Sanji's when they argue and Sanji would try to push back but alas Zoro's got those triple D bitties that Sanji is very angry and confused and a lil horny about

[cranity]

head over heels

[neosatsuma]

when an internet friend finally drops the formal punctuation and capitalization we often adopt for acquaintances and starts typing all lowercase and letting typos slip thru, that's when you feel like the girl in a horse girl movie when the wild horse finally presses its nose into her hand, like yes we have a bond of deep trust now, we've hit a milestone of connection from which there's no going back, we've proved to Father that anything is possible if you have enough heart, also we're gonna win the race or whatever

[appropriatelystupid]

Power looks good on you. // Honey, everything looks good on me.

[strawlessandbraless]

I love when they’re gossipy little queens

💙💚

[avocadoraisin]

nap time with the coven