#internet pests

[mosaic-marquise]

Spammers in my inbox, I shoot on site. 🔫😡

SCRAM.

[ash-and-starlight]

modern au and esen’s honkers are haunting the instagram feed

[spider-man-2o99]

“why are you always only ever talking about, like, spider-man 2099’s childhood and mental health issues instead of posting panels of him Biting People” uh. because... spider-man 2099 the comic book... also does this.?

[broughtandborn]

Too much being a grown-up today!!

We switched Internet providers and a very nice dude came and did whatever needed doing to make that happen.

Then we found out that my grandpa's health issues are metastasized prostate cancer.

Then the pest company guys came and poked around and put some traps in the cupboard.

Then I talked to my parents about whether the winter storm will affect them leaving to go see my grandparents tomorrow (no) and if I should come with them (no/not yet) and when we'll go check on their cats.

And in between all of this I did a regular day of work and made swedish-style cinnamon buns and we had dinner and I helped my kid do Valentines for her class for the final year.

[sillyfunnyverycute]

bowow I can draw oh em gee

regretevator x webkinz crossover art that I did during class (idk if that even looks like smth from Webkinz but whatever)

[pest1c1de]

(OuuUUghhHH im so sorry for posting so many asks here but i love the way you draw him so much and im getting the sweet fishie man brain-rot)

Hii! Totally not respawned for the fifth time haha-

Anyways, does your anglerfish bulb help see in the dark? Or is it not that bright?

(You’ve answered me once and been nice to me and now you’re never getting rid of me /j)

nerding out under the cut to keep my profile clean :D

so like .... i think that sebastian's esca is sort of beneficial but also not because his natural eyesight is just poor because of all that. Stuff. that happened 2 him ashjkgjkdfl

in my headcanon we think that he's partially blind in his right eye because they basically just split it into two separate eyeballs. they do NOT fit in that humanoid skull and therefore he can hardly see out of it.

in the same sense, though, i like to think he's got a 'night vision' like cats do, whereas he can see better than humans can in the dark, but he absolutely requires a very small amount of light to reflect into his eyes in order to be able to see in the dark.

so yeah i guess it helps??? but uh. only if he's in the pitch black i guess LMAO

[awesome-komachan]

Sketches that will make an ai artist go "what is wrong with them?"

( repost because I forgot to color tighnari hair )

[lavoixhumaine]

me achieving the impossible in 2023:

finding a show that literally has no fandom and no fanworks except for maybe two tumblr posts with the same gifset.

[zoobus]

Not dragged as in wig snatched but dragged as in

[fiveamandawake]

sigh

[khamomile-kitty]

Ok but genuinely everyone on this godamn site is getting way too comfortable. Y’all are just casually insulting strangers on the internet and think it’s ok bc you were ‘just joking’. Go up to a stranger on the street irl and call them a freak. See how well that goes. Y’all deserve to get your asses beat gif talking to ppl like that

[babymorte]

@v4lde replied to your post “@v4lde replied to your post “question…is it a dick...”:

If you can't cut them off completely for reasons, then the next best thing would be establishing clear boundaries (for them and importantly also yourself). The fact that you are trusting is not a fault and speaks volumes about your own integrity as a person. Don't be too hard on yourself for your coping mechanisms; you were just ran through with a chainsaw bayonet. There are a few stages to the grieving process and it is healthy to let yourself experience them all.

​oh trust me, boundaries are definitely being set~ especially my own. i'm too trusting for my own good honestly. i always want to see nothing but the good in people and i think everyone has the same heart i do. im used to it fucking me over but i never in a million years expected anything like this. like im still waiting to wake up from this crazy nightmare.

it's funny because at first i was really unbothered. i mean i was angry obviously because it all started over a question i had asked about something alarming i saw and kind of spiraled into what it is now. but like this also isnt the first time something like this has happened and i let it slide so i honestly should have seen it coming i was just constantly lying to myself i guess. but like as i found out more and more and did some digging of my own because i knew i was being played (people really do think im an idiot i swear. like im autistic not an oblivious moron) the more angry i got and now im just kinda constantly raging and crying on top of being unbothered because homeboys pathetic and he's the one who's gotta live with it 🤷🏻‍♀️

but tell me...how close am i to the end of the grieving process cuz i would have rather the chainsaw just killed me 🫠

[ozzgin]

The Yanderes and their jealousy: Monster Edition

You just got a new fictional obsession. Whether it's TikTok thirst traps, reader insert stories or shameless fanart, you've been glued to your phone for the past days and the yanderes have certainly noticed. Featuring my monster OCs (with links to their stories) Content: gender neutral reader, mildly NSFW

Zzy [Yandere!Demon x Gloomy!Reader]

The goat rascal is fuming, clacking his hooves back and forth against the ceiling, grimacing every time he stares at your dumb expression. What're you gawking at? You have the Demon Lord himself at your feet, the one and only horned charmer who slept with half the Devils in Hell.

"What're ya blushing at, dumb human? I could fuck you ten times better in this very moment", he barks with an envious frown.

Depending on how long you plan on ignoring him, he might just rip that phone out of your hands and drag you to the nearest surface to slam you on. See if you still care about that nonsense when you're fucked dumb.

Daos [Yandere!Werewolf x Reader]

Mysterious. Usually you'll curl up in his lap whenever he's reading his evening book, yet for the past few days you've been off, giggling at your phone from the other side of the sofa.

Fictional crushes don't bother him much. If anything, he's mildly amused by your focused gaze and dreamy state. Why should he concern himself with hypothetical scenarios? As it currently stands, you're his, and nothing could ever change that.

Tonight, he tucks you in bed and kisses your forehead. You admit, embarrassed, that you've been a little scatterbrained lately.

"Oh, I may have just the cure for it", he suggests with a knowing grin, sliding his large, clawed hand between your legs.

Digital Monster [Yandere!Internet Monster x Reader]

Nuh uh, strictly forbidden. It won't even happen to begin with. Whatever improper video you may plan on watching will be swiftly erased from your sight.

"What the...why won't the page load?" you whine, refreshing every few seconds and angrily tapping your phone.

A static voice erupts from your speakers, startling you.

"Utterly illogical, (Y/N). I have all the means to satisfy you myself. All you need to do is ask."

Monster Author [Yandere!Monster Author x Reader]

Sacrilege! Oh, the humiliation. What are you even doing, reading someone else's cheap fiction. No, no, no, absolutely not. If you were in the mood to read erotic literature, you should've just asked him. He could write a better story on the spot, without any effort.

"Have you forgotten who you're dealing with, (Y/N)?", he laments, pointing his monstrous appendages towards the shelves filled with trophies and awards.

Even better, he can show you, first hand. You don't need to flip any page for that kind of experience.

Demon King [Yandere!Demon King x Reader]

"Are you not enjoying yourself, Sir?" one servant meekly asks, glancing at his master.

They've conquered yet another world, and its inhabitants presently squirm and burn before their eyes. Normally he would take great pleasure in observing their torment, yet the King is distracted.

"Pathetic", the grand Duke suddenly exclaims, his deep voice rumbling across the hills. He pulls out a small device - a human invention, seemingly - and tilts it towards the beastly butler. It's a video edit of a fictional character, playing on repeat on the small phone screen.

"What's there of such entertainment?" he asks, defeated. "(Y/N) has been obsessing over this pest for an entire week. I'm at my wit's end. I cannot destroy what does not exist."

A pressing dilemma indeed. How does one obliterate an enemy from the realm of imagination?

Asylum Spider [Yandere!Asylum Spider x Reader]

The poor creature has no idea what's happening. He smiles, oblivious, lounging above your relaxed body, suspended from his spider appendages. He cannot see whatever has you squirming in delight.

"Is nice?" he mumbles between the sharp teeth, trying to join your activity.

"Oh, it's..." you stop yourself, glancing up. "...It's just a funny video."

You don't have the heart to be honest. You audibly tap your legs, and the creature lowers itself into your embrace. If you're happy, he's happy.

As long as you don't leave him.

[Monster Masterlist]

[nemfrog]

Death's head moth. Report of observations of injurious insects and common farm pests. 1893.

Internet Archive

[radfemsiren]

Internet culture is so fascinating because everything is out in the open, so concepts that feminists have been trying to make the general public understand are now in plain sight.

Do you remember the Bentellect situation? If his name does not ring a bell, that’s very expected. He was a low level TikToker that would make terrible react content of himself reading out normie humor tweets and laughing like it was the funniest thing ever written. The second he got followers he started exploiting that to pressure women into sleeping with him… and they released his sex pest DMs, making him a laughingstock.

With all these allegations coming out repeatedly of Cody Ko, Dr disrespect, James Charles, Kris Tyson, Neil gaiman, etc of men using the smallest amount of fame to immediately try to sexually exploit women and children … I’ve heard so many apolitical “normie” types say the phrase “Wow how come the second men get famous they immediately use it to try to fuck anything that moves?”

Like we’ve seen hints of this displayed out in the open with 2000s celebrity culture, and watching famous men switch out their wives to younger women immediately, or commit worse crimes… but they had enough power and influence to hide their misdeeds. It’s really not like that anymore.

Aesthetically and optically, it’s so extremely different. The words men would say to women in the dark are now on a bright screen, beemed to millions of people in the blink of an eye. Imagine being able to tell feminists that in the past. That there would be undeletable evidence that can be accessed by anyone in the world of the way men would abuse women in private.

My friends and I were walking to a dancing club last night, and were followed by a man in his car. We got our phones out and shouted we have his face and license plate and he immediately sped away scared.

Imagine telling women of the past that? Imagine telling them there are communities of women laughing and jeering at these imbeciles. From the safety of their own homes too! God imagine going the past and telling your ancestors that you spend your lunch breaks or quiet evenings relaxing and eating, while laughing at subreddits like r/menwritingwomen, what a luxury we don’t even realize we have! Of being able to mock and criticize men. Of taking them down from their flimsy pedestal.

The internet is making everything all out in the open, and while it can be scary when misinformation and propaganda spreads, it makes me have hope too that truth will also have so much more undeniable evidence to back it up constantly, instead of dissenting voices being quelled in the past. It’s difficult to see the hard evidence of female oppression constantly, but at least it’s being acknowledged, it’s being seen.

[sabertoothwalrus]

the way that, at this point, I’m more likely to block someone if they seem like they talk shit & pick fights with other people over worthless petty internet drama than if I agree with them. Like I can tolerate someone who I think is wrong but respectful wayyyy more than someone who I 100% agree with but is a guilt-trippy little pest about it. I think the older I get the more I value being around people whose default is to see people in good-faith, and people that pick fights with internet strangers are often Not That