#instead of idk walmart

[mayday396]

This goes for Boiled food, please understand THERE ARE THINGS IN THE WORLD that flavour water.

Here's a Recipe to Poach Salmon:

Get a piece of Salmon and debone it, pl

Make a Pot of Water mixed with Dashi, Mirin, Soy sauce and LOADS OF SLICED GINGER and BLACK PEPPER.

Put it to boil then lower heat when putting in the Salmon

Poach it for like 15 to 20 minutes then take it out to cool

NOW USE ANY SAUCE YOU WANT.

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

eepy hualesbians for a wip fic / follow to get fucking lesbianed!!!

[bitchfitch]

idk maybe it's because I see all art as various fields of craft work, ie skills composed of a series of linear steps that can be taken to produce certain results, but it irks me when people lose their shit over really basic pieces simply because the end result was able to produce a realistic image. like. especially since I've noticed it shows up a Lot more often in reference to categories of art dominated by women.

like, it's great y'all are gaining a respect for quilting and fiber work, but maybe loudly declaring that you either don't see or don't care about the immense display of skill in pieces unless they conform to what's mildly difficult in the one(1) genre of art you have deemed respectable isn't like. cool.

[possum-tooth]

want to go to walmart for a few things but its already 8p and it takes like 20 min to get there. plus the traffic.

[randomnameless]

what do you mean by retcon with Lyon's story in heroes?

The retcon that has him act as a supposed #badass in his trash FB where he tells Fomortiis he knows how to defeat him uwu

Sure Jan, even Ross heard of the legend of the Sacred Stones, you seal Fomortiis in a Sacred Stone, and that's it - but the real danger and threat Fomortiis poses lays in the corruption : even sealed in a rock, he can corrupt and manipulate people to do his bidding.

Sure, if you lock the rock with his soul away, he won't do any corruption?

Guess what, that's what happened 800 years ago with the OG Grado, and who was tempted by his power and ultimately fell to his corruption, despite people/the world teaching everyone that "you do not touch that rock it hosts Satan's soul" ?

FEH is FEH thus takes liberties with canon, but it seems FEH!Lyon cannot be the Eph'n'Eirika's pathetic friend (pathetic as in pathos, you feel bad for him, his story is a tragedy!), no, he somehow must be able to "triumph" over Fomortiis...

As for that FB, I found it hilarious how Niime warns Arlen of "easy power", but Sharena wonders if Lyon, out of anyone, would be a good teacher.

Heck, FE13 nailed Lyon better than FEH does (granted, FEH has to twist his character a bit to make him able to sell alts, even if, imho, there was no need? Summer, Valentine, Duo and kid!Lyon are closer to the pathetic!prince who meant well that the fuckery that accursed FB was), if Lyon offers an easy way to get power, we know what this easy way entails !

Granted, this line from Sharena pissed me because it reminded me of that nonsensical FB - but in itself, it can just be written off as "Sharena's talking about stuff she doesn't know a thing about" like her Meet Your Heroes comments...

As @crushednugget and I often meme about, remember how the MYH depicted Fallen!Muarim? And completely eluded the "Izuka drugged him and this person here is a victim of biological experiments done without his consent"?

[sweetcreaturetm]

Thank you to the amazing @simplebtromance for tagging me. Also go to her post cause she has the links and I’m not smart enough to do that on mobile 😬

1: take the quiz- why does this actually make sense for me 🥹

2: make the picrew- mine is so cute!!! I’m obsessed. ♥️

3: tag people 🫡

Tagging the usuals: @criminally-obsessed @criedlikeabby @sapphicsoyboy @wynnyfryd @cranberrymoons @hellion-child @goinsteddie @perseus-notjackson @charliesginger @steves-strapcollection

[transgender-catboy]

I love my friends

[gogoakechi]

blocking any and all spotify defenders on that post even people who are like "yeah but THIS corporation is more important" shut the fuck up the destruction of the greatest evil will only create room for the lesser evil to take its place we must kill them all with equal fervor

[chaoticsh3p]

Changing Slight Details Of Personal Anecdotes I Share Online So It’s Harder For Bots/Companies To Gather Accurate Data On Me my beloved

[miss-floral-thief]

Well

He tailor should be open by the time I get there

[curejiraiya]

lmfao i just got fucking viscerally angry because I read in a fanfic "set about making masses of carbonara, filling their small apartment with the smell of cream" THERE'S NO CREAM IN CARBONARA YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER I'm actually hunched over laughing, like why am i so mad LMAO but you dumb fuck! you're making an Alfredo! Carbonara is creamy because of the eggs emulsifying with the fat from the pancetta!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DOES CREAM SMELL LIKE, HUH????

[housederiva]

Fantasic yes thank you @mt07131 It should be noted I am taking the hottest bubble bath of my entire life while I'm typing this and my skin is the color of Mr Krabs. (these are all cheeses that I have had before so my opinion of each is extremely biased)

We're starting with Neve. I know what you're thinking 'our dear detective has a food pyramid made solely out of the menu of a back alley chippy, obviously she's Kraft cheese or cheese whiz' and you are incorrect. Sit on the floor beside me while I take my bubble bath, we're going on a cheese discovery hand in soapy hand

Neve is specifically a combination of the two cheeses that are in these bad boys that you can find at Walmart for $15. With enough coffee and distractions you can live off these for an entire week. Each piece of cheese is about the size of a quarter, they're powdery, they don't melt well, and the only reason it's in your fridge is that someone brought it to the potluck and no one else ate any of it. We're ignoring the rest of the platter this is only about cheese.

Harding is a fried halloumi stick. It's squeaky cheese that is sooo good when it's melted and somehow still in stick form. The first time an only time I’ve had it was when I lived in the UK. A little cheeky Nandos with Harding? Come on now she's the one suggesting it. This woman eats ham and jam slams, she's eating cold hallumi (bad salty brick ew ew nasty), Taash's first complaint if they ever lived together that would be that they could hear her eating the leftovers right out of the fridge at 3am cause it's squeaking so damn loud while she's chewing

Bellara is the giant babybel. Pictures don't do it justice and the absolute glee of taking off the little jacket before you bite into it like a peach? Undescribable. There's not a doubt in my mind that this woman would collect the wax and leave it in a clump on her bookshelf where she would repeatedly tell you she's gonna do something with it. And yet it grows ever larger with every giant babybel. She's the small ones too but those are somehow worse because she just eats the entire bag of them the second she gets home (not that I do that every time or anything haha dont look in my trash rn)

Davrin is, without a doubt, apple smoked cheddar either from Wisconsin or Lancashire, there's no in between. Once this cheese is in your life you will be fundamentally changed as a person and you can never go back to the way you were. No other cheese holds the same richness and warmth as apple smoked cheddar (either from Wisconsin or Lancashire) It has like this sweetness from the milk in it that's balanced out with the smokiness of paprika. Davrin's bringing this to the cookout and you're going to thank him for putting it on your burger at least four times

Lucanis is Fulvi Pecorino Romano (yes it is Italian why do you ask) This is some of the most expensive cheese I've ever had which is perfect for the man who's offering to pay Harding 6,000 gold to stand around while he kills somebody and then asks if that's too low of an amount when she's speechless. This Romano is made from milk taken from a single herd of sheep that live just outside the city of Rome. It's got this a grainy, crumbly texture that I don't think I'll have anything like again. (I had it at a preview night for this movie I worked on for redacted, I think there was caviar there too it was insane)

Emmrich my sweet vegetarian (and vegan? idk) is Climax Blue cheese. It's plant-based blue cheese, streaked with a natural and flavorful blue-green veining. It is well-rounded, with a creamy, fudgy texture, and with fruity and earthy notes balanced by a warm peppery finish. It's made out of coconut milk instead of animal milk and it's got pumpkin seeds in it somehow. I'm not vegan but my best friend is and she brought me this one time from her work and I ate it all in about 20 minutes. Excellent with wine and those really thin tiny crackers, makes you feel the good kind of fancy

Taash is ghost pepper and fried onion cheddar cheese. Never been hurt by food the way I was hurt the second this touched my tongue. And the cool thing about it is it's also dairy free, and substitutes milk with hemp. The heat from the ghost peppers builds and mingles with the burst from the fried onions and each wheel is aged in a cheese specific cave before it's packaged. It also has that good glowy classic melty cheese flow when it gets hot. If you're like me and you are white people spicy smelling this alone will hurt you

[thrashkink-coven]

Love Hermes constantly reminding me that corporations don’t deserve the same empathy as humans.

me: I kinda wanna steal this but idk…. I kinda feel bad

Lord Hermes: where’s the owner?

me: ??? of this store? This is like.., a massive franchise idk where the owner is. They’re probably not even in the country

Hermes: No owner no problem! The people currently working shift at this business are not responsible for losses and this company has insurance. You’re not hurting any real people.

me: 😃

*alternatively,*

me: Hermes I wanna steal this but I’m not sure

Hermes: That woman over there working the till owns this store, she has three kids and had to take out a loan to start this business. Steal it from Walmart instead

me: oooh you’re right you’re right true true.

ALSO

Hermes: WHY!! THE FUCK ARE YOU PAYING FOR THAT!!!!?????

me: uh?? idk i..??? i don’t want to go to jail…?

Hermes: THAT BOTTLE OF WATTERR!!!!!! IS 6 WHOLE DOLLARS AND YOU ARE POOORRR!!!!! BOY IF YOU DONT SHOVE THAT SHIT IN YOUR BAG RIGHT NOW. I WILL COVER FOR YOU!!!! HOLY SHIT

me: 😜☺️

[possum-tooth]

trying to figure out storage for all of my jewelry. i really need to stop buying so much STUFF!

[chaifootsteps]

i struggle between the idea of "verosika, vortex, fizz, asmodeus, and other characters act ooc towards stolas when the story needs it for the sake of making him look better",

and,

"these characters do not know the horror stolas is capable of, are not aware that stolas called blitz, knowing he was bleeding and running for his life, just to make the arrangement he explicitly set up as "favors for favors", and they probably will never know, or any of the other geninuely terrible things he did," and both feel true, even if theyre technically contradicting each other. it feels weird to say characters can act out of character without certain information to alter how they act, but.. i mean, sometimes its just comical.

is there not something inherently fucked up about knowing asmodeus, king of consent, is chill with stolas, because oz doesnt know that stolass spent an entire season pushing boundaries, belittling blitz in a fetishistic way, and coerced him into fucking monthly for something he needed no matter what for his business?

these characters dont have to know exactly what happened, but what i do know is that their attitude would more then likely change if they learned the truth. i wish stolas's line of, "why would i allow everyone to see how much i like you?" actually meant something, because who knows that stolas likes blitz besides the people in ozzie, ozzie himself, fizz, stella, octavia, and.. that's it. verosika doesnt even know, she just assumes stolas hates blitz too. it doesnt really feel like it matters that they know, because despite them seemingly being important characters within hell, they barely have an effect on it. but it doesnt matter anyway- because mammons special episode just confirmed out right that no one there actually gives a shit about class difference! so whatre we even doing here when the shows premise was built on the basis of how supposedly taboo is it for a goetia and imp to fuck?!

if these characters knew about their deal, then yeah, the show would be holding him accountable. because the world would be naturally reacting to his actions, since rape is.. looked down upon in lust, but ok in pride i guess because of velvettes lust potion? idk :/ like let's just say for the sake of this example that only shitty people that happen to be imps, and sinners, are okay with that stuff. most imps and hellhounds seem like well rounded, average people, just with a little extra sprinkling of edgy.

i just cant help but to think; what if the story actually took advantage of hells disgust for relationships with upper and lower class demons? instead of just dropping it so ozzie and fizz could have their public "i love you so much and i dont care what anyone else thinks of it!" moment?

what if blitz got caught with the book instead of being given the crystal, and started a whole political scandal throughout hell when he gets arrested, (a good way to re-implement that stupid ass concept of prisons in hell,) but threw stolas under the bus with him by confessing (in an uncomfortable graphic detail, because i think blitz is one of those people who would make everyone feel uncomfortable when things suck for him,) that he was sleeping with stolas for the book? so that way he'd be in deep shit too.

i dont think its unrealistic either- news reporters swarmed stolas with a crowd when he got his shit rocked by striker, so hes definitely important, even if we dont know what that ugly ass dry walmart rotisserie chicken even does for his job.

i'd love to see a montage of characters like stella, verosika, fizz and oz, even fucking wally wackford; reading the news paper that morning, or watching news on the TV, only to see: "BREAKING NEWS! GOETIA PRINCE STOLAS CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH AN IMP AND ILLEGALLY HANDING OUT TRANSPORTATION TO THE HUMAN REALM!"

if that happened, then i'd be fine with stolas being a petty bitch. because he'd have practically nothing at that point, besides his daughter and his big rich house, if they dont take it from him in this scenario bojack horseman style.

its weird, gross, and unsatisfying that they set up these big stakes with big potential consequences, but the only actual consequence is stolas getting his feelings hurt, so he can feel justified into "succumbing" into thinking what blitz had was a romance, or even a relationship at all.

It's mind-bogglingly frustrating. None of these characters have any idea how terribly Stolas treats Blitzo, and that's exactly the way Viv intends to keep it.

Hell, Blitzo was there for all of it and she very pointedly never allows him to bring it up.

[soapyghostie]

hello!! i adore your writing style and i finally mustered up enough courage to submit my own ask, but feel free to discard it if its too specific! i was wondering whether you could write something for pyramid head and mikey myers with a reader who has paranoia/anxiety? something where they explain to their murderous partner that being sneaked up on makes it worse? gender of reader is irrelevant 2 me! tysm in advance :D

Awwwww! Thank you Anon! I’m so glad you enjoy my writing! 🤗 I enjoyed writing this one. I can totally relate with anxiety so this gave me a sense of comfort. I hope you like it!

Pyramid Head

Pyramid Head could sense something was off about you the first time you guys met. He could see the way you cowered into yourself, looking in all directions for danger as you took your first steps into Silent Hill. 

Obviously, he doesn’t know what anxiety is. He is definitely no human or has any experiences with humans and their world. 

You’re going to have to tell him what anxiety is. Pyramid head is pretty understanding and a great listener. Oh? That’s what anxiety is. Have no fear! Pyramid Head is here! Yeah… He’ll get the other monsters to baby proof Silent Hill. At least he is trying. 🤷‍♀️

One time, Pyramid Head was out patrolling for enemies and he saw you. You had your back turned to him, working on one of your hobbies. He wanted to say hi to you before he went to finish up the rest of his patrol. He walked up behind you, silently. He thought you’d maybe have heard him coming, but he was wrong. He tapped you on your shoulder and you freaked out, having the worst panic attack of your life. He felt really bad afterwards. ☹️ 

You had to explain to him that being sneaked up on makes your anxiety worse. From then on, he made sure to make some sort of noise to let you know he was somewhere nearby.

Michael Myers

Michael knew you had anxiety long before you guys even met. Ya know? The usual stalk before the kill. However, he never expected that you and him would become a thing instead of being his latest victim. 

Even though Michael knows what anxiety is, because a lot of other patients had anxiety, he doesn’t know how to deal with it. He’s been in an asylum his whole life, but he’ll learn for you though. 🙂   

By learning, Michael will stalk you 24/7, 7 days a week. He finds out what triggers your anxiety and what keeps you calm. Do large groups make you anxious? He’ll snatch you right out of that crowd, take you home and cuddle you. Do plushies help you with anxiety? He’ll go steal all the plushies out of the toy aisle in Walmart. Don’t ask him how he didn’t get caught. He’s just built different. 

Well what Michael did miss is that you get awful anxiety attacks when you get sneaked up on. Idk how he didn’t observe that because he is super observant, but he did. Anyways, he makes the mistake of sneaking up on you while making dinner and dinner goes up in flames. Good job Michael. 

You had to sit him down and tell him that your anxiety gets badly triggered when people sneak up on you. That made Michael sad because he loves sneaking up on people. Sorry Michael. However, to apologize for scaring you, he does give you one of his big bear hugs. 🙂