#magvel nonsense

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With the former FB...

Sharena's legit wondering if Lyon "maybe I should borrow Satan's power to save the world and impress the twins !" would be a good teacher ???

[optimismxmagicism]

“So,” Yuri begins without preamble, sitting themself by Ewan, “you really must tell me all about this meast. You've gotten me all curious about it; I can't just let it go now.” They don't really believe that it's more than just nonsense, but the beaming smile they direct at him betrays no indication of that. Head tilts, perfectly innocent. “Is it one of those monsters? A Magvel delicacy, perhaps?”

“A Meast? It’s…”

Oh boy, he thought that little mistake would haunt him. It really was just him misspeaking “most” but admitting that now would just be embarrassing. So instead? He deflected.

“You mean you don’t know?” He pressed his hand on his chest in faux surprise. “How could you not know? That… that’s practically blasphemous, you know.”

“You should say you’re sorry. Apologize to the Meast!” Now fake shock turned to fake indignation, as if he couldn’t even imagine someone not knowing what a Meast was. “Goodness, what a rude person you are.”

Considering the fact he was completely screwing around, it was hard to keep a straight face. It probably wasn’t hard for Yuri to see through him either. But he tried his hardest to look upset despite the giggles he could feel coming up.

“..ehe.”

[detrasystem]

i neeeed to hear more about cornelia x valter! please!!

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND......i went a little hogwild making braindump notes with this one because the more i dug into the lore of each game the more insane i went. but first here's the first line, because i forgot i wrote even that much:

Sometimes, she still can’t believe she got away with it.

and since all this will NOT be covered onscreen for the most part seeing as the fic i intend to write is going to be about Cornelia and Valter as like Already Married, here's the lore behind how that happened straight from my notes:

before the War of the Stones, Valter attacks civilians with Duessel’s cursed lance and gets exiled. this is around the time when Cornelia gets teleported to Magvel in an attempt to escape the conflict in Fódlan once and for all (after the events of 3H); she is Done with that nonsense and, after all she’s done As Cornelia on the surface, she refuses to return to the underground. she was probably assisted by Count Bergliez in this effort per that dialogue lore drop in Verdant Wind, but he didn’t go with her to Magvel—as far as i know i’m pretty sure Cornelia is the only one from Fódlan now in this crazzy fucked up world. anyway. because Cornelia shows up while Valter is stewing and formulating revenge plots, he now has something other than revenge and hatred to think about. and because Cornelia is Also fucked up and evil, she eventually becomes something More to him than something to kill. she eventually gets through to him, even, more than his bloodthirsty instincts, though he continues to have the call for endless strife pulling at the edges of his mind. it is all very lovely and it takes time, but they get married before the War of the Stones even starts and so all of that romantic buildup is NOT my business.

the fic itself runs more or less alongside the events of Sacred Stones, as Valter gets called back to serve Grado again, but this time Cornelia is there and this complicates things, both because he Cares about her and because she's decided she wants to try to un-curse him via crest experiment-adjacent procedures.

this is so much more than a crackship to me now.

[allitalksfandom]

Ah yes, time for my seasonal “HEY ALLI REMEMBER POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON” feelings. I swear Orson would be Duskinoir if there was a Magvel crossover WAIT WHAT ABOUT JUGDRAL PMD

Summary for those who are unfamiliar with PMD: You were a human but you’re a Pokemon and you have amnesia. This is supposedly a kid’s game but it’s terrifying. Diglett apparently has feet. Yoomtah. Idk I never played the 3DS or WiiWare games.

[allitalksfandom]

@markoftheasphodel Given all of the Innes as Kaiba memes, Ribald Tales of Faith War theater production CONFIRMED

I can’t be the only one that saw this…

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so I followed the advicetm and drew “the stupidest, shittiest ideas you can think of”

no thank you required

[jehannanmage]

They must admit they've never seen dancing quite like his. Although, they wonder if this is a mark against their credit as a performer or if it, simply, is something as strange as they had thought it to be. Briefly, they wonder if he taught their mother that odd dance she insisted on doing. Shigure approaches with a card in hand and a curious expression. "If I offer to stamp your card, would you show me that dance again?" A twist of a smile. "It was ... unique." / 😃

He’s parted ways with Mist by now, and intends to boogie up a storm in the next song when he’s approached by... not a total stranger, but not quite an acquaintance either. Ewan’s heard of them before though - hard not to when their mum is the lovely lady helping him to improve his singing. The mage brightens considerably, and nods with no small enthusiasm at the other’s request.

“Of course! Sure thing!! I’d love to!!! Ah... It’s Shigure, right? I wonder... do you think I should show your mom too, later? It’s... Nah, Lady Azura is a lot more elegant than this silly nonsense, isn’t she?” He grins sheepishly, sighs, shrugs, and then finds his sunny demeanour anew. “Anyway. I’m Ewan! That dance back there was one I picked up whilst traveling Magvel with my mentor, Saleh.”

Ahh... such fond memories.

“Okay, so, it goes like this...!”

And so... plus one to the ranks of the Floss™ Initiates........

[astraseason]

@sireneia​ sent... “ um, hello! i'm amelia... your brother's rival, i think? ”  why did she sound so uncertain?! what worse way to make a first impression, huh? the girl takes a deep breath then, trying to calm her nerves.  “ you're forde, right? i've been wondering what kind of person you are. i guess i don't really know much, but if i'm going to be like you and your rival for franz, i think it'd be good to get to know you. if that's okay, of course! ”

“hey there, friend. bear with me juuust a mite--”

   you hope whoever it is that’s talking doesn’t mind the sliiiiightest bit of distraction for a hot minute; you want to get lines on your paper before you lose the energy of the scene in your mind‘s eye-- as horrible and sudden as this war is, you’re at least grateful you have the excuse to travel around the continent and sketch scenery you never might have seen in renais. as much as you’d love to put brush to canvas and bring the beauty of magvel to life for real... even you aren’t as foolish as to break out an easel and paint in the middle of a march.

   ( ... most of the time, anyways. )

   when you finally look up at the girl, you register what exactly she’d babbled in her nervousness: that franz had declared her his rival... she thinks. with how uncertain she sounds you have half a mind to find and scold him for bullying cute girls into competing with him over ending lives of all things, but then it hits you, and you can’t stay annoyed with your little brother-- it’s more than any old rivalry; he’s likely trying to emulate you and kyle with this girl... amelia, she said?

   well, now. that changes things.

“there we go. right-- nice to meet you, amelia. i’m forde.” and she’d like to know more about you, huh? you’re not sure where to begin, so you decide to address your concern from before. “don’t feel obligated to take him up on that whole rival nonsense if you don’t feel comfortable, though, yeah? i’ve known my rival since we were toddlers, practically. he’s my best friend. what works for us might not work for you guys-- and that’s okay. you don’t have to be kyle and forde two; just focus on being franz and amelia one. sometimes having a good friend you can rely on is better than just having a rival. in fact, i like the sound of it way more.”

   huh. you haven’t been quite this serious in a while. you decide to lighten the mood, thinking the seriousness a little stifling, and chuckle. “but i’m honoured that my baby brother’s friend has taken an interest in me! it’s tough to think of things on the spot, so why don’t you join me for dinner tonight? we’ll make a little game of it-- for everything you want to ask me, i’ll ask you a question in turn. sounds like a nice way to make friends, doesn’t it? or i can just tell you all the embarrassing stories about franz you could ever ask for.”

[fire-emblem-heroes-supports]

Ryoma/Eirika C-S support

Written by  zeravlarotsen

C SUPPORT

Eirika: Hyah! Hrarg!

Ryoma: Hmm? I thought I had the room to myself. Who could be training so early?

Eirika: Oh! Hello there. I apologize if I made too much noise.

Ryoma: Nonsense. Someone who awakes so early to train is to be commended, not reprimanded. Tell me, would you like to spar? I’m sure I could be a more worthy opponent than the dummy.

Eirika: That would be appreciated.

*cut*

Ryoma: …Phew, that was a close victory. I must say, your swordsmanship is very unique. In my time as a warrior, I have never encountered such a style so hard to counter.

Eirika: Really? I just learned swordsmanship from my brother only a few years back.

Ryoma: You brother, Ephraim? That would explain it…

Eirika: What do you mean?

Ryoma: You say you learned swordsmanship from your brother, yet he is a lance user. In your stance I see fortitude of a lancer, one that swordsman such as myself have a hard time combatting.

Eirika: Oh please, I’m not that special. But I thank you for the compliment.

Ryoma: Eirika, I know it to be quite forward of me, but would you mind sparring with me again? I’m sure that the both of us could learn quite much from each other.

Eirika: I would be honored.

[Ryoma and Eirika have reached support rank C.]

B SUPPORT

Eirika: Hyah!

Ryoma: Hrajh!

Eirika: … Hah… I yield…

Ryoma: … Huff… Incredible… Even with your size and stamina, your strikes are very powerful, yet somewhat unbalanced.

Eirika: Yes, I know. I lack the sheer strength someone like yourself or my brother holds, but I make up for it in however many ways I can during a fight.

Ryoma: Please, no need to cut yourself short. You are indeed very strong, and any problems with stamina can be resolved with simply more training. However, it is nearly noon. Let us rest for now.

Eirika: I agree, too much strain would be more detrimental to either of us.

*cut*

Eirika: What is your homeland like? I’ve only heard from your brother that it is very beautiful, but not much else.

Ryoma: Who, Takumi? Well yes, he is correct. Hoshido is a land gifted with much bounty of nature due to its favorable position east of the mountains separating it and Nohr. The sakura trees are especially beautiful, and in the moonlight they represent Hoshidan strength, beautiful even in the dark.

Eirika: Wow, your homeland sounds beautiful. I wish I could say the same for my home.

Ryoma: What is your kingdom of Rausten like? Your continent Magvel from what I heard was a lush and green land.

Eirika: … Not so much anymore, to be quite honest. The war against the monsters and the Demon King Fomortiis ravaged the land, and despite our efforts, it will take years to fully restore. The earthquake that struck a few months after the victory separated many kingdoms and have only hindered the process.

Ryoma: I’m… sorry to hear that.

Eirika: Please, do not feel guilty for something out of your control. No matter what, that catastrophe was soon to happen anyways. Because of…him…

Ryoma: Of him? Who do you speak of?

Eirika: … Please excuse me, Prince Ryoma. I must go.

[Ryoma and Eirika have reached support rank B.]

A SUPPORT

Ryoma: … Hm. I miss her. It was nice to have a sparring partner so early, but she said she wanted solitude when I asked her.

???: I can be your partner.

Ryoma: And you are… Eirika? Are you alright?

Eirika: Yes. I came to apologize to you for leaving without an answer.

Ryoma: No apology is needed. I could see that I had touched upon a sensitive subject. Whoever that person was must have been a monster to destr-

Eirika: SILENCE! I will not have you disrespect Lyon’s memory!

Ryoma: Disrespect? Lyon? Wait, are you saying that this person who caused destruction on your home was a friend?

Eirika: … Yes. Lyon was the prince of Grado, a neighboring country. He was a gifted sorcerer who truly loved his people, and was my first friend.

Ryoma: I see. If I may ask… what happened?

Eirika: … Lyon’s father became very ill, so he used the Sacred Stone of Grado to try and revive him. However, that stone held the soul of the Demon King, who destroyed Lyon’s soul and wore his body. After that, he manipulated me and my brother into fighting him, and I… I had to… give Lyon peace.

Ryoma: … Hm. I can understand the feeling. Of being manipulated by a demon into turning on your loved ones. In my home, a dear sibling was central to the plot of a dark dragon king who wanted Hoshido and Nohr to exterminate each other. To do so, he had my parents killed, and had taken the king of Nohr into being his puppet. Tensions were high, and while my sibling wasn’t the only one who wished for the fighting to stop, I… I was too vain. I loved my country and people too much to not blame Nohr. I let my anger consume me, and it was only because of them that I was able to see the truth.

Eirika: I… I’m sorry to hear that.

Ryoma: Do not blame yourself. As you have said, these events would have happened with or without us, and were out of our control either way, no matter how much we wished they were.

Eirika: Very true. Now then, enough of these sad words. I believe I challenged you to a sparring match?

Ryoma: Confident, are we? Very well then, come at me!

[Ryoma and Eirika have reached support rank A.]

S SUPPORT

Ryoma: Hyah!

Eirika: Hah!

Ryoma: … Ugh… I yield…

Eirika: Ryoma! Are you alright? I apologize if I may have struck too violently. I was sure that you would block it.

Ryoma: So was I. It seems you keep getting stronger and faster every time we face each other.

Eirika: Heh. You know, Ephraim said the same thing in some of our recent sparring matches.

Ryoma: … (She’s some kind of combat genius and doesn’t even realize it! I…I’m faltering. Will I be able to…?)

Eirika: Hmm? What’s this, something fell out of the spot where I struck your armor.

Ryoma: … T-that’s!

Eirika: … A ring? Why did you bring a…ring…

Ryoma: Well, it seems like my secret is out. Eirika, I was hoping to propose to you, but you probably wouldn’t accept it-

Eirika: I do.

Ryoma: You… do?

Eirika: Yes. Nothing would make me happier than having you at my side.

Ryoma: Thank you for accepting. You’ve made me the happiest man in the world.

Eirika: However, you can’t just marry me, you know.

Ryoma: I… what?

Eirika: Renais law dictates that you have to duel the King in order to marry the Princess or Queen. Seeing as how my brother is the current King and I, as his sister am the Queen, you’ll have to face him for my hand.

Ryoma: Hm! A challenge, then? I accept! No obstacle is too great for your hand and blade at my side, Eirika.

Eirika: I’ll be looking forward to your victory then. I’ll see you in a bit, then. I must inform my brother of this joyous occasion!

[Eirika leaves.]

Ryoma: … Good gods, those twins are a force to be reckoned with. Nonetheless, Eirika is worth swearing my blade to. If I must duel, then I shall!

[Ryoma and Eirika have reached support rank S.]

[queenlua]

🍓 :o !

ok, ever since i followed you n months ago, i’ve had this WILD nagging feeling that like. i MUST have known you / seen you around well before i hit that button, because at one point i knew everyone who had Too Many Feelings about magvel & tellius fire emblem, etc??? which obviously includes you??? plus other fabulous intersecting interests

anyway this will be very embarrassing if you are Someone I Should Know, Just With A New URL, but *assuming* we’re only recently acquainted: besides being a fine sommelier of Dank Memes (just checked and you’re one of the sources i reblog the most lol), your tags consistently make me laugh, and in general your postin’ is high-spirited & fun & and a reliable source of Good Vibes on the dash. like just good ole school fandom high energy and jokes and jostlin, yaknow. feel free to hit me up if you ever want to fangirl about nonsense or whatnot i’m like always ready to scream about lawyers and fireemblems or, idk, general shitposting lol

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what do you mean by retcon with Lyon's story in heroes?

The retcon that has him act as a supposed #badass in his trash FB where he tells Fomortiis he knows how to defeat him uwu

Sure Jan, even Ross heard of the legend of the Sacred Stones, you seal Fomortiis in a Sacred Stone, and that's it - but the real danger and threat Fomortiis poses lays in the corruption : even sealed in a rock, he can corrupt and manipulate people to do his bidding.

Sure, if you lock the rock with his soul away, he won't do any corruption?

Guess what, that's what happened 800 years ago with the OG Grado, and who was tempted by his power and ultimately fell to his corruption, despite people/the world teaching everyone that "you do not touch that rock it hosts Satan's soul" ?

FEH is FEH thus takes liberties with canon, but it seems FEH!Lyon cannot be the Eph'n'Eirika's pathetic friend (pathetic as in pathos, you feel bad for him, his story is a tragedy!), no, he somehow must be able to "triumph" over Fomortiis...

As for that FB, I found it hilarious how Niime warns Arlen of "easy power", but Sharena wonders if Lyon, out of anyone, would be a good teacher.

Heck, FE13 nailed Lyon better than FEH does (granted, FEH has to twist his character a bit to make him able to sell alts, even if, imho, there was no need? Summer, Valentine, Duo and kid!Lyon are closer to the pathetic!prince who meant well that the fuckery that accursed FB was), if Lyon offers an easy way to get power, we know what this easy way entails !

Granted, this line from Sharena pissed me because it reminded me of that nonsensical FB - but in itself, it can just be written off as "Sharena's talking about stuff she doesn't know a thing about" like her Meet Your Heroes comments...

As @crushednugget and I often meme about, remember how the MYH depicted Fallen!Muarim? And completely eluded the "Izuka drugged him and this person here is a victim of biological experiments done without his consent"?

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A true friend who will protect his allies's backs !

You really don't want to trust him ??

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Uh...

What if Lute isn't sprouting bullshit here and Fomortiis was really making researches on necrophilia ?

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I confess I’m partial to FE8 because recent Fomortiis revival and all but -

The recruitment theme “Comrades” just rocks -

And it always reminds me of that scene when Innes’s "I am an asshole you’re so fired” was so found out by Gerik and Tethys.

I think this is my favourite Innes moment lol

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"trick or treat ?"

Corrin thinks this is Lyon's newest halloween costume !

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Lyon and all of his friends, New and Old, are partying !

"it's to celebrate the resurrection of the demon king !"

"What ?"

"I mean, it's a dance for the harvest festival !"