#instead of husband and wife

[dungeonmeshimybeloved]

Low key I wanna make a Playlist for chilchuck and his wife bc even tho I don't ship it myself and I see them separating, they have so much potential

Speaking of I should probably rename her instead of using jaylark bc idk who originally made that name but gdi I love that name sm

In their enstrangment era

When they were still childhood friends

[horribluh]

zoro fell first but sanji fell harder BUT ALSO i think zoro is very restrained in how he pursues sanji up until theres a mutual confession and then he goes completely batshit. i cannot see this guy being normal about anything. pre confession zoros sulking in a corner while sanjis doing his thang, post confession zoro is looming over his shoulder barring his teeth.

sanji confesses and zoro blue screens and when he snaps out of it the first thing he does is propose. once he gets the go ahead from sanji hes doing everything his caveman brain can think of to keep him. hes gonna marry that cook and theres nothing anyone can do about it

[treef-greef]

twt req :] shoto being smothered in kisses ☝️🙂‍↕️

[sergle]

I'd never seen The Bishop's Wife, which is christmas movie from the 40s, so I didn't know what it was about, and frankly I think it's CRAZYYYY that it is, in fact, about an angel that comes down to earth and puts this guy in the cuck chair while he seduces his wife. like he's doing his work and attending his meetings and dating his wife and spending time with his child and doing it all better than this bishop guy. like the premise is that he's an angel. so. he's Good. but he definitely did fuck this guy's (the bishop's) wife. and also it's understood that everyone else around him also wants him so bad. I'm going to be thinking about this for awhile. he's going to like. he wants to stay. he wants to fully yoink this guy's life. and then at the end of the movie, it swerves, and the bishop-- who has been blowing it severely-- makes some declaration of how much his wife means to him and that he needs her. just like a single line of dialogue. so the angel is like "ah, then I'll leave you alone. :) and neither of you will remember that I was here or that I'm the reason why your lives are fixed" and the end of the movie is like Wow, Their Marriage Is Saved, This Married Couple Is Happy Again, It's Fixed. HEY?

[differentnerddiplomatopera]

Diomedes goes to Ithaca AU

Ok, when Diomedes goes to Ithaca, do y’all think he told Penelope that Odysseus tried to kill him? And when Odysseus gets back (after they do all their loving and kissing and sappy shit) do you think Penelope just berates him/beats his ass?

*Diomedes, Penelope and Odysseus wake up in the morning, in each other’s arms*

Odysseus: it is so good to be back. I have so many things I want to do with you both. Diomedes we could- Penelope: Actually Odysseus, I have a surprise for you. Could you please wait here my dearest, most precious husband, love of my life *intense blinking*

Odysseus: *already suspicious and nervous* um, yes? I-

Penelope: Great, great, great, cool, cool, cool, cool-cool. Diomedes my heart, keep him here why don’t ya?

*Penelope skips out the room*

*Odysseus swiftly turns to Diomedes* Diomedes, let me go right this second, she is planning something. I don’t trust her as far as I could through Agamemnon. Dio dearest, Let me go, now.

*Diomedes just holds him tighter*

Diomedes: *with a knowing smile* Now Odysseus, our lady-wife so graciously asked you to stay here. I understand why, wouldn’t want you to disappear for another 20 years. Now my dear, just stay in my arms. You deserve to get what’s coming to you.

Odysseus: ….. what?

Diomedes: *kisses him* It was a pleasure, Odysseus.

Odysseus: Diomedes, I will do anything I-

*Penelope, standing in the doorway, holding her loom* Odysseus, I do this with love but wHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUU!!!

Odysseus *screams incoherently*

Diomedes *Playing with Odysseus’s hair and humming*

*Penelope runs and jumps at Odysseus with her loom*

Odysseus *screams louder*

Meanwhile…

Telemachus: ….

Athena: What on Olympus…

Telemachus: Can we go, I don’t care where, I just wanna leave.

Athena: Say less

[shorthaltsjester]

"And you loved her once, too. You were inseparable. I remember the day the Featheringtons moved in across the square. From that day on, it was, “Penelope this,” and “Penelope that,” and “Penelope and I are going to read Don Quixote, and we are going to be knights.”"

Eloise Bridgerton & Penelope Featherington in Bridgerton // We're In Love by boygenius

[shipperwolf1]

Hellraiser 1: we'll kill you if you screw us out of this deal, kirsty

Hellraiser 2: NO DEALS, KIRSTY. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Hellraiser 6: I'm gonna drag you into hell with me kirsty and NOTHING WILL STOP M-- oh a deal? Of course babe whatcha got

[tennessoui]

brain will not let me sleep until I say

same age padawans au where they’ve been in a weird wired frenemies thing for ages but now that they’re both mature adults (all of 24/25 years old) they’re more friends than enemies….

And it’s Obi-Wan that Anakin tells when he’s decided he’s going to leave the Order, not anyone else. He has a wife. There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago and it made her want their relationship to stop being a secret so they could really have kids. He has to leave the Order. Doesn’t Obi-Wan understand?

Obi-Wan, who has been a little in love with Anakin since they were younglings, does not understand. Not one bit. Instead of wishing him well and helping him pack, he goes to the Council and requests a mission in the Outer Rim….perhaps a month long or more…perhaps undercover? No contact with anyone on Coruscant. And maybe they could assign Anakin Skywalker as his back up? He can help with the undercover aspect.

And at first, Anakin is pissed because he was planning to resign from the Order in the next few days, but Obi-Wan convinces him to go on this mission with him….one last mission as a Jedi. To say goodbye to the Jedi life.

Obviously, Obi-Wan sort of wants to go on one last mission with Anakin because in his dreams, he wants the mission to go so perfectly that Anakin stays with him the Order. But realistically, he mostly wants to go on this mission to say goodbye to Anakin and then let him go, soaking up all his warmth and light, memorizing every casual touch bestowed on him because he knows they’re ticking down to the last handful of seconds together.

But then obviously the mission works TOO well and Anakin falls in love with Obi-Wan but doesn’t admit to it even to himself before they’re on the ship about to head back to Coruscant and Anakin realizes he doesn’t want to leave this planet because he doesn’t want to leave Obi-Wan if it could always be like this so he crashes the ship during take off so they can stay longer because he’s 24 and doesn’t know how to handle the immensity of his love except through destruction

[enbycupcake]

[ID, copied from ALT text: a digital painting of liu mingyan and ning yingying from scum villain, but as their proud immortal demon way counterparts. both of them have luo binghe's red on their robes. ning yingying is laying on her side, arm yearnfully caressing liu mingyan's arm. liu mingyan is looking down at her fellow wife, gaze hard to read and fist clenched. end ID]

pidw wives committing adultery on their lord husband–

[shadystranger]

It's intriguing how Supernatural subverted the conventional trope where the hero's love interest is perpetually endangered or taken hostage because she's his 'Achilles' heel' or 'weak spot' (wild that samdean explicitly dubbed each other with these two btw). Instead, the show replaced the heroine with Sam, seamlessly reimagining the dynamic while still adhering to traditional gender roles.

and they wonder why people are shipping the brothers maybe bc the brothers are written like the show's surrogate token lovers

[firegiftlouis]

I don’t know, I just think analysis of the Loumand fight in episode 5 that completely ignores the fact that Armand is, indeed, the abuser in this relationship and that anything Louis says during the fight happened after Armand sold him out to the Coven and got Claudia killed, is analysis that’s…surface level and not very good at best.

[ardentpoop]

you know.

[deus-ex-mona]

favourite stupid relationship dynamic: idiots who would immediately protect and defend the other but never themself

[moongothic]

That is exactly something I've been wondering.

'Cause. Like if Whitebeard managed to hit Crocodile hard enough (=with Haki) to cut his whole hand off, then surely he would've done more damage than just leave a cut on Croc's face, right. Like his head should've ended up in two pieces. And I mean it's not impossible WB could be the cause of both wounds (like for example WB could've first just scratched Crocodile's face and then, when he was in shock, taken that left hand, or something, there's like a million ways this action scene could play out), it is entirely possible still. But it would ALSO be entirely plausible if Crocodile got his scar and lost his hand due to different people.

Also if Dragon is a former Marine then he could know the Rokushiki, and like I dunno about y'all but to me Crocodile's scar looks to me like it could've been caused by a Rankyaku to the face (or if Dragon is a Wind Wind Fruit user as many speculate, his attacks could very much be like wind-slashes similar to Rankyaku, any cutting attacks or even Croc's own Spada-attacks). Like the way his scar goes across his whole face, ear-to-ear, it looks like it could've been caused by a cut that hit him straight-on (but didn't cut through his whole head). As opposed to a cutting motion from a blade that'd go from like one side of the face to another (where I feel like it shouldn't go ear-to-ear, and instead, at most, like, ear-to-cheek, y'know? 'Cause the face would curve away from a blade etc? But also this is a manga and shit like this doesn't have to make sense, it just needs to look cool and be symbolic and shit)

(There is also the forbidden option that WB could've given Crocodile the scar and it was Dragon that took Crocodile's hand. And not in the romantic way 🥁)

In any case, if Dragon did attack Crocodile out of instinct because he couldn't recognize the strange, imposing man with a baby who showed up at the secret location at a secret meeting time when he was supposed to reunite with his wife and meet his child... Oh yeah. Dragon could've assumed the worst, thought that they had been found out, that his beloved had been taken out and baby kidnapped. Or something. And thus attacked. And boy howdy would this be one absolutely gut-wrenching way to cause a divorce, eh

((Only thing is that for Dragon to hurt Crocodile, either Dragon would've had to have gone in with the Haki right away, which is viabe but makes me question how Crocodile even survived to begin with, or the attack would've had to been moisturized ahead of time for some reason. Unless Dragon can add moisture to his attacks by default, or unless it was raining, it'd make no sense how Dragon could've cut Croc's face up. But hey we know Crocodile doesn't really like the rain, now does he))

[ratatatastic]

there has to be something about the way they made the marrieds swap partners to test the sanctity of their marriage before the public and THEY BOTH FAILED TREMENDOUSLY

"me and bark (delighted tittering little school girl giggles as he reminisces on the one who got away)"

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT MISSILE!!! two best looking guys on the team! (slobbering in his mouth)"

[backpackingspace]

Young odysseus convincing everyone Ithaca is nothing but a poor island with rocks and goats to avoid any raids/conquerors/so he doesn't get murdered for talking to Helen bc "it's not like he's a real choice"

Young odysseus falling in love with Penelope at the same event: wait. Wait shit I fucked up hold on just hear me out