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The children in this neighborhood are savage; I'm not going up against them for anything:
Child 1, heckling Child 3: "He hasn't touched grass since that soccer game when he was four!"
Child 2: "That was artificial turf."
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"We've all got to be fighting that fight every day."
Happy Pride, everyone...
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#reasons to be cheerful#some people hold up a rainbow flag. David Tennant turns himself into one.#David and Michael are both tremendous LGBTQ+ allies#but i think they understand that pain on a personal level#love seeing him become so much more comfortable in his own skin#and we can see the change in him on the inside and outside#let people be who they are#happy pride month indeed#<3
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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…
#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it#'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors??????????#anyway. are you americans okay???#specifically…. are white americans ok????#is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution?#also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage#anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on#and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you#we have inside shoes?????#polls#*r
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oh. I think my fears about Chiefcake passing from old age were more on point than I realized. she's acting very weak right now.
and it's late on a friday, when all the rabbit-specific vets have closed. I'll call around anyway to see if at home euthanasia is an option tonight.
#I didn't expect it to be this soon#she's been sleeping more and urinating outside of the litter box#so I was planning on getting her on arthritis meds to see if those helped her move around better#but tonight......I know how animals act when they're dying.#something has gone wrong inside her#god these things always happen at night when the vets have closed 💀#all I can do is stay with her and try to make her as comfortable as possible#this sucks#at least she still feels good enough to eat the apple slice I'm offering and tooth-purr while being stroked
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Yeah, Kris is definitely NOT alright.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#twin runes#twin runes comic#twin runes au#kris dreemurr#frisk#and we arrived at the breaking point#i know the last pages have been very depresso but i swear once this arc is over we'll get right back on track with the funnies#but first we have to deal with some DRAMA#imagine what it would be like if some otherworldly entity took over your body#and suddenly you start making friends and patching up old friendships#Something even your mother is proud of you for#even though it's not YOU doing that#you'd feel like people don't like YOU but only that parasite in your body#because without it you're just that creepy kid next door#you'd feel like the world would be better without you#at least that's what Kris must be feeling right now#i DO wonder what's up with this cave though#it clearly is NOT the exit#and what's with those markings outside and inside the cave?#hmmmmm
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I love tornado survival guides. "Shelter in a basement or interior room without any windows. But if you're in a mobile home, just fucking die I guess lol"
#did you know over half of deaths caused by tornados are residents of mobile homes?#which also means that they're primarily poor and elderly and disabled people#most places have absolutely no requirements for trailer parks to have safe shelter for residents during a tornado#personal tornado shelters cost $5000+ and many of them can't be installed in trailer parks because of neighborhood rules#and many parks are so isolated that going to find shelter somewhere else isn't safe or possible#it's safer to shelter inside a ditch outside than to stay in a mobile home during a tornado#and yet there's next to no effort to change laws to make trailer parks safer especially in emergencies#or even make other housing more accessible and available so people don't have to live in homes made of tissue paper#there's no tornado happening i'm just stressed
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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.
(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#arno#I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!
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short comic about a queen's peculiar tower activities
(this is kind of unrelated to the rejoice mini comicverse i just wrote this dumb thing in 10 minutes cause i wanted to try horizontal comics pages 😭)
#art#artists on tumblr#comics#original comic#ocs#this is based on a true story#kinda#>10 year old me who was obsessed with throwing her toys out the window for whatever reason#i had a lot of fun doing that but was sad cus. i lost my toys.#but my neighbor saw me and told my parents and i got them all back :)#it was just fun seeing them outside#they're always inside!#yea.. this took forever!#queen rejoice#comic#webcomic#original webcomic#rejoice comic#original characters
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David Szymanski: in my game i have invented the Iron Lung as a cautionary tale
Billionaires: at long last, we have created the Iron Lung from classic horror game Don’t Create The Iron Lung
#titanic#oceangate#james cameron#ffs this fucking thing literally has WORSE navigational abilities than the iron lung#relying on elon musk’s network for wifi not even having a beacon#again i feel bad for any researchers on there but#what kind of fucking dumbass pays $250k to be sealed in a metal death tube#like they can’t even open it from the inside it has to be opened by crew on the outside#iron lung#20k
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(You see a vision of the unending present.)
Got inspired by @tawnysoup's drawing of what the Bigfrin boss fight looks like from the party's POV, and I thought "what if Siffrin had a special attack like the King lol". So here you go! This would probably show up when Siffrin tries to loop back.
#art#in stars and time#isat#isat fanart#siffrin#siffrin isat#isat siffrin#isat spoilers#act 5 spoilers#isat act 5 spoilers#bigfrin#Also fun detail I noticed while looking at the battle portraits#When Siffrin makes an attack against themselves the orbital patterns in their body turn red#Where when normally they're grey inside Siffrin's body while being red on the outside of Siffrin's body
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Silly quick lil comic about Junior having a nightmare and dad being an excellent sport because I thought the idea would be cute
#I’m literally obsessed with them you don’t understand#I adore them#he’s a good dad#my art#fanart#art#sketch#character design#drawing#animation#illustration#drawings#Super Mario Bros#Mario movie#bowser#bowser junior#bowser jr#comics#I literally think about them constantly and in my mind this is a hundred percent canon#I love me a man who’s intimidating on the outside and soft inside
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I see your “Bill and Ford go to therapy together” and I raise you “Ford being the therapist”
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#axolotl gf#Ford finds out being an overachiever backfires immensely#he’s there via axolotl so that he can atone for his crimes#if he gets Bill to improve enough to be ready for reincarnation hes exempt from being arrested and his crimes get thrown out#bills cuffs are like those retractable leashes on dogs#if he misbehaved they reign them in a bit more#theraprism workers dress in axolotl colors#the orbs aren’t cause…they’re orbs#this will result in many fights but axolotl really has no other options#this was so fun to color you have no idea#also had fun trying to make a inter dimensional therapists office#idk what the inside of the Theraprism looks like and I didn’t want it to be boring so I made the inside look like the outside
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beloved makeup influencer!reader who is known for your honest and thorough reviews. you’re up for the challenge to see how well the no-transfer lipstick, the waterproof mascara, the budge-proof setting spray, and the long lasting foundation can really last. you just forgot that your boyfriend, your monster-stamina boyfriend who’s been so pent up for two weeks since he was gone on a trip, is returning the same night. however, you promised your followers a review video. too bad your fucked-out brain accidentally says (admits to) “checking in to say this is what it looks like after 8 rounds” instead of 8 hours
#you and WHO#me and my stoic-on-the-outside but easily flustered on the inside bf#i need to write this drop a character right neow
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having the time of my life in bg3 romancing shadowheart and i love love love my transmasc githyanki rogue/fighter tav (conveniently named tavish). he's so much fun to draw and to play as, just can't get my hands off him
#sarcastic and cold on the outside but softies on the inside healer companions associated with questionable organizations amirite lads????#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#tav#baldur's gate iii#bg3 shadowheart#bg3 tav#my ocs#tavish#art
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Orv doodle comic time
#my comics r always doodles cus im lazy sorry ;v;#gonna actually talk about some of my thought process for this one#there's always a frame between kdj and yjh#even in page 5#kdj is outside and yjh is inside the box#oh and sparkles and dramatic wind for yjh when kdj reached him lol#sth sth his back looks lonely#anyways imma go sleep now#mywork#art#orv#kdj#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kim dokja#yjh
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