#insect jokes
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atheostic · 8 months ago
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A joke courtesy of my mom:
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Fun fact: In Portuguese they're called louva-deus (god-praiser)
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critter-creature-or-beast · 7 months ago
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The third one looks cool
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poorlydrawninstarsandtime · 5 months ago
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the humble conkroch
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tardigradebutt · 5 months ago
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never order a mantis online, they will send you a speck instead
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bug-kisser · 1 month ago
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Just like me fr fr
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great-and-small · 11 months ago
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When you accidentally type “I’m alated” instead of elated
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taxonomicons · 11 months ago
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boyfriend wanted to watch the hit classic Turbo 2013 and mumbled to himself “that snail is just so fast”
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sensitiveseal · 8 months ago
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stimboard for the grub i found in my front yard who is now my son!!!!!!!! he’s beautiful 🐛
x - x - x | x -🐛- x | x - x - x
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lil-sprout-boy · 10 months ago
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Manga Conan: the most adorable thing you have ever seen, precious, must be protected at all costs
Anime Conan: ungodly creature found scurrying across a new york alleyway, evil, causes mental damage to any who witness
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zzoupz · 22 days ago
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I WOKE UP THIS NEW YEAR MORNING TO SEX????????????!???!
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lilacpaperbird · 3 months ago
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if I were bobby singer I would've clocked those kids and put these up in every room in my house
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he-who-needs-to-be-silenced · 4 months ago
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Results from yesterday’s flocking paleostream
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yesterday was SO FUCKING GOOD!!!! We did cameroceras,
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Thalassotitan,
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Ctenosauriscus, (he has blimd eye)
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And the teeny tiny mouse lizard, Saltopus
also I have escaped the vat of hammers and am nom stuck under your floors :3
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pngblog · 1 month ago
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Mayy I please have some hornet moths? Please
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spiny-ant · 5 months ago
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i love your blog!!!! buges is awesome!
i was wondering if i could rq a fire ant stimboard but like. make it evil. liek things blowing up and getting thrown at walls. this is very genuine i rlly like that bulldog ant stimboard with the like dog attacking the camera. pls and thank u ur blog is so super awesome
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Like my 3rd fire ant stimboard but idc✨✨
💥-💥-💥|💥-🐜-💥|💥-💥-💥
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jokingluna · 2 months ago
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hrokkall · 1 year ago
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HOW TO PIN YOUR INSECTS:
Position limbs into desired arrangement and pin in place
Maintain eye contact
Pin should pass through the center of the thorax
Move slowly; lest the divine light leak out along with the ichor
Wait for the embers to die.
Wait for the embers to reignite.
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