#insect jokes

[atheostic]

A joke courtesy of my mom:

Fun fact: In Portuguese they're called louva-deus (god-praiser)

[critter-creature-or-beast]

The third one looks cool

[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

the humble conkroch

[id in alt]

[tardigradebutt]

never order a mantis online, they will send you a speck instead

[great-and-small]

When you accidentally type “I’m alated” instead of elated

[taxonomicons]

boyfriend wanted to watch the hit classic Turbo 2013 and mumbled to himself “that snail is just so fast”

[calciferstims]

BUG RACE!!

sources: 🪱🪱🪱 | 🐌🐌🐌 | 🐛🐛🐛

[sensitiveseal]

stimboard for the grub i found in my front yard who is now my son!!!!!!!! he’s beautiful 🐛

x - x - x | x -🐛- x | x - x - x

[lil-sprout-boy]

Manga Conan: the most adorable thing you have ever seen, precious, must be protected at all costs

Anime Conan: ungodly creature found scurrying across a new york alleyway, evil, causes mental damage to any who witness

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

Results from yesterday’s flocking paleostream

yesterday was SO FUCKING GOOD!!!! We did cameroceras,

Thalassotitan,

Ctenosauriscus, (he has blimd eye)

And the teeny tiny mouse lizard, Saltopus

also I have escaped the vat of hammers and am nom stuck under your floors :3

[spiny-ant]

i love your blog!!!! buges is awesome!

i was wondering if i could rq a fire ant stimboard but like. make it evil. liek things blowing up and getting thrown at walls. this is very genuine i rlly like that bulldog ant stimboard with the like dog attacking the camera. pls and thank u ur blog is so super awesome

Like my 3rd fire ant stimboard but idc✨✨

💥-💥-💥|💥-🐜-💥|💥-💥-💥

[lilacpaperbird]

if I were bobby singer I would've clocked those kids and put these up in every room in my house

[hrokkall]

HOW TO PIN YOUR INSECTS:

Position limbs into desired arrangement and pin in place

Maintain eye contact

Pin should pass through the center of the thorax

Move slowly; lest the divine light leak out along with the ichor

Wait for the embers to die.

Wait for the embers to reignite.

[futurebird]

Me when I take a selfie vs. ...

me when someone else takes a photo of me.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Had to shuffle this guy's design around a lot to fit the narrative, but I still haven't fully figured it out... which one do you guys prefer bc I'm genuinely stumped?

+ 2 bonus practice doodles back when I was still unfamiliar with how to draw Turbo

[onenicebugperday]

@jambrandwich submitted: Hey! I saw this guy last year and wondered if perhaps you could help me tell what it is. Sorry if the image is a bit blurry. I just woke up.

(Yes, this is meant as a silly April Fools)

Looks like a brown recluse