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A joke courtesy of my mom:
Fun fact: In Portuguese they're called louva-deus (god-praiser)
#religion#religious denomination#denomination#lol#religion jokes#atheist jokes#praying mantis#insect jokes#insects
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The third one looks cool
#european field cricket#cricket#bug#insect#arthropod#hello sports fans who are seeing this for some reason the joke is that i am an animal blog#not photoshopped btw bing is just like that
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the humble conkroch
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#in stars and time#isat#poorly drawn isat#isat loop#bug tw#insect tw#i guess??????????????#just in case.#thought of this a couple days ago and it wont leave my head. so now you have to look at it#almost wrote loop instead of look. loop at it.#(spoilers past this tag)#something something joke abt how siffrin initially thinks loop is a pest and loop is also nigh immortal. idk#and also how loop views themself as clearly expendable and worthless when they were (and still are) just a creature trying to survive
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never order a mantis online, they will send you a speck instead
#caption is a joke btw#bugs in cyberspace got my baby to me safe and sound :)#i’m so so scared i’m gonna squish her on accident she’s so SMALL#also…taking name suggestions#mantis#praying mantis#spiny flower mantis#bug#bugs#insect#insects#bugblr#insectblr#bugposting
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Just like me fr fr
#bugkissing#this is a joke I'd never play yugioh#bugs#insects#crustacean nation#isopods#millipede#ants#crustaceans#insect#millipedes
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When you accidentally type “I’m alated” instead of elated
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boyfriend wanted to watch the hit classic Turbo 2013 and mumbled to himself “that snail is just so fast”
#he’s right! and he should say it#in case anyone cares#that snail is just SO fast#i want to study him with the same gentleness of an entomologist and their favorite insect#turbo#turbo snail#snail#humor#joke#meme#funny#196
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stimboard for the grub i found in my front yard who is now my son!!!!!!!! he’s beautiful 🐛
x - x - x | x -🐛- x | x - x - x
#mine🦭#insects#bugs#brown#white#dirt#nature#animals#grub#grubs#beetle#beetles#bug keeping#stim#stimboard#stimming#stimblr#beetle grub#beetleposting#bugblr#food#mulch#joke stim#joke stimboard#sort of
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Manga Conan: the most adorable thing you have ever seen, precious, must be protected at all costs
Anime Conan: ungodly creature found scurrying across a new york alleyway, evil, causes mental damage to any who witness
#something I've noticed about the detco artstyles#all fun and jokes#i simply think anime conan looks like an insect#detective conan#case closed
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I WOKE UP THIS NEW YEAR MORNING TO SEX????????????!???!
#ON MY TENT?????????#joke aside if anyone can tell what they are id love that theyre pretty :)#relocated them somewhere safer n theyre gone now#bug tw#insect tw
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if I were bobby singer I would've clocked those kids and put these up in every room in my house
#jokes that only make sense if you know spanish sorry#(it says “anti incest door” instead of “anti insects door”)#samdean#⚝
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Results from yesterday’s flocking paleostream
yesterday was SO FUCKING GOOD!!!! We did cameroceras,
Thalassotitan,
Ctenosauriscus, (he has blimd eye)
And the teeny tiny mouse lizard, Saltopus
also I have escaped the vat of hammers and am nom stuck under your floors :3
#paleoart#lmao#art#paleontology#i am in your walls#vat of hammers#inside joke#paleoblr#paleostream#flocking#flocking paleostream#what the flock#:3#cameroceras#thalassotitan#Ctenosauriscus#Saltopus#dinosauromorph#poposauroid#poposaur#pseudosuchia#nautiloid#mosasaur#lizard#rodent#insect#sciart#artists on tumblr
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Mayy I please have some hornet moths? Please
#you've got to be joking.. SO FUCKING COOL#png#transparent#request#animals#bug#bugs#insect#insects#moth#moths
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i love your blog!!!! buges is awesome!
i was wondering if i could rq a fire ant stimboard but like. make it evil. liek things blowing up and getting thrown at walls. this is very genuine i rlly like that bulldog ant stimboard with the like dog attacking the camera. pls and thank u ur blog is so super awesome
Like my 3rd fire ant stimboard but idc✨✨
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#bugblr#insectblr#bugs#insects#bug#insect#entomology#ant#ants#myrmecology#Stimboard#Stim#meme stimboard#joke stimboard#cursed stim#Fire#Hammers
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HOW TO PIN YOUR INSECTS:
Position limbs into desired arrangement and pin in place
Maintain eye contact
Pin should pass through the center of the thorax
Move slowly; lest the divine light leak out along with the ichor
Wait for the embers to die.
Wait for the embers to reignite.
#Ultrakill#V1#V1 Ultrakill#Gabriel Ultrakill#Gabv1el#Insects#Disclaimer. Not actual insect pinning advice. If that wasn't obvious from the start.#Cw:#Blood#Should I tag this animal death. Maybe? Hell if I know#Hm. I think I'll leave it at#Ask to tag#Just in general.#Don't ask me to put this in the ship tag though I'm not doing it (if I tag it ship know it was a moment of weakness... Joking.)#Anyway I don't want to talk about how long this took. Fuck's sake. This is like the third attempt at this concept#The first one I just didn't vibe with and the second you couldn't see the pins well enough (I would say it was also too horny-looking but.)#(but so is this one. As told to my by my peer reviewer. And by that I mean my friend I sent the sketch to and they said-#''I don't see how your other sketch could possibly be worse than this''. Thank you for the encouragement. I'll add more bloodlust next time#EDIT: FIXED A MISTAKE THAT WAS BOTHERING ME#EDIT 2: I caved. It's in the ship tag now.
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