#innocent zero x wahlberg

[midnightemy35]

Izwahlberg’s first shipper is definitely meliadoul

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#33 Gossip-

Imagine you are an immortal cursed human, you have seen it all, and instead of mourning the loss of past friends and lovers or cursing the gods...use your immortal life for evil or good...you just live happily...with endless knowledge ...of facts and gossip...ALWAYS ready to dish-

Kaldo: There must be endless information you’ve gathered throughout all your past lives-

Immortal!Y/n: I know everyone’s dirty little secrets

Kaldo: I don’t suppose you’d share any with me…?

Immortal!Y/n: You would never guess which Adam Jobs three pupils have a foot fetish

Kaldo: Not at all the sort of information I was looking for...

Kaldo:...

Kaldo: Who?-

[ansbobcar]

Behold mashle tumblr community.

Izwahlberg unreleased beach episode.

As my friend reacted:

"Slay."

it's a prop but it's funny he's acting like he's drinking it AHHAHAAH THE HAND ON HIS HAIR THO IS KILLING ME!!!

here ya go @anthoskuu

[finnmash]

I'm going to confess. I love IzWahlberg with religious symbolism. It's the best thign I've ever thought about, and if someone's made fansrt of fanfiction about it, send it my way ASAP. It's so fucking good and so interesting to think about.

[shipeditor]

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saw a post abt these two and said, "wait, hold

on, this is so true. i fw them." and just decided

to edit them. Oh well.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀tiktok vid ⬇️

[ukranianacearo]

"Mother", a strong word

Part 1 Part 3

Fem!Reader

Word count: 558

Mentions of Innocent zero's original name

TW: mention of [Y/N]

Pairing: romantically none, but reader had to marry Innocent zero

Tag: @makima1345

Genre: fluff I guess

Author's note: It's preferably to read part 1 first, because most of the lore is already explained there and I'm not a parrot to repeat it all over again. Someone wanted a part 2 so here it is😭 probably will write mash x reader fanfic soon, (probably gn or fem) and reader will have the same powers as here and a similar background, I think

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The room was in complete silence. Which was awkward. You were sitting in the nursery's bed, your back against the headboard of the bed. Mash, who just came in, was standing in front of the bed's feet. Never you would think that it would be so awkward to talk to your own son, but here you are.

- "Um, hello, Mash. I'm [Y/N], your biological mother. You can call me whatever you're comfortable with. Also, sorry for letting Cyril, I mean, Innocent zero hunt you down for sport and almost kill you and your loved ones. Please, sit down. " - Saying that you patted the chair next to the bed you're sitting on.

- "M'kay." - This was getting really awkward. You didn't know what to say, but still tried to act calm. - "Why did you join him in the first place?" - You didn't expect such a question from him. Although, maybe you did. It wasn't too surprising after all.

- "To secure my own survival." - Your answer was in a soft voice, just like a mother's one should be. Mash was silent for a few moments, seemingly thinking about your answer. Then, he replied.

- "Didn't you have another choice? I heard people liked you back then." - You laughed lightheartedly at his words; he really didn't know as much as you thought. At first, you thought that Wahlberg or someone else told him about your persona, about how you are such a bad, lying, manipulative witch. But even if someone did, Mash seemed unbothered.

- "Silly, they didn't like me as a person. They liked what they say, what I gave them, what I showed them; they liked the happy and positive mage not the torn out lack magic who all can do is steal magic and throw punches. Innocent zero knew me, the actor, and not the character of the play. While he didn't plan to reveal it, enjoying the show too much, he also wouldn't try to help me in a dire situation unless I helped him." - You said calmly with a soft smile. He seemed to process the information, but there was some sort of lag in his brain halfway through. Before you could explain it again in simpler terms, someone barged into the room. It was a young boy, the same age as Mash, with pink hair and pink dull eyes. You knew it was Domina from the pink necklace, very similar to your own necklaces in design, around his neck. Domina looked agitated, as if he just run a marathon; he looked distressed and as if looking for something. When he finally spotted you sitting on the bed with Mash by your sight he had a complicated expression on his face. It revealed relief, doubt, nervousness, excitement and much more. He started slowly walking towards the bed you were sitting on and Mash seemed calm at his appearance.

- "Oh, hi Domina." - Mash said casually as he looked at Domina who stood already next to the bed, probably on the verge of tears as you looked at him with soft eyes and a smile, just like a mother should. It was the first time he felt so loved even without knowing the person personally well. You guys really had a whole bunch to talk about...

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I'm sorry it's so short compared to the first part, but I just couldn't wrap my head about how would Mash react😔 maybe, I'll do headcanons, like, post-""Mother", a strong word" but idk. Hope you enjoyed and take care of yourself! <3

[soupbeanz]

Another Mashle AU

Because I need to infodump somewhere:

An au where younger (but still adult) Amy, Wahlberg, and Cyril(Innocent Zero) raise the quintuplets.

In my head the story would go that, a few years after the death of Adam Jobs, the trio has to deal with a different person trying to become “The perfect human being.” (Not IZ in this AU)

This person also creates the demon hearts and the quintuplets, along with Cell War to take care of them.

Luckily they are defeated before their plans can be completed, leaving only the five children + Cell War.

Amy and Wahlberg decide to take in and raise the children, while Cyril is more hesitant. It’s bumpy at the start, but eventually they grow into a little found family.

The overall anime plot stays relatively the same, with Mash being with Regro and going to Easton to become a Divine Visionary,(The trio are not divine visionaries, they retired.) but it has extra Trio family shenanigans thrown into it.

There is also the deal of the IZ group not being the main antagonists. A big bad group does exist (Maybe subordinate who are trying to avenge the old big bad) but they aren’t the focus so it doesn’t matter.

Personality wise there are some differences. Some being me having fun with head cannon because it’s my au, but others are because of changes in circumstances. Like the quintuplets being calmer and less murder-y.

The biggest change in personality is in Cyril/Innocent Zero. He is still narcissistic, snarky, and selfish, but it’s toned down from the OG. (Less evil and more morally grey.) His most evil aspects are swapped out with a more tsundere, gap moe style. He wouldn’t admit it, but he does care about his friends and family. (Think Shen Jin from svsss mixed with Vil from Twisted wonderland, or a grumpy cat. That’s the best way I can describe it.)

There is Cyril x Wahlberg because I think it would be fun for the kids to have one grumpy father, one kind dad, and one cool aunt Amy. (And because I like the ship.)

I feel like the trio would have a dynamic similar to Kiana, Mei, and Bronya from Hi3 in this au. Specifically, Cyril and Wahlberg would have a HoT and Kiana like relationship. (Like in the AE Invasion manga.)

I might expand on this another time, maybe not. We’ll see.

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Memes #6

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#36 Sperm "Donor"

Magicless!Y/n, to Wahlberg: If you see Zero, give him this message *makes a neutral face* Magicless!Y/n:��He'll know what it means.

-Later when Zero & Wahlberg are fighting-

Wahlberg*Stops mid-fight and looks at him* -oh, and Y/n said to give you a message Wahlberg*Makes a neutral face*... Zero: Oh no...The neutral face of displeasure...

-In Your cabin in the woods-

Magicless!Y/n*Currently brushing Domina's hair and smiling at him* When I die I want Zero to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time, tell that to your sperm donor~

Domina*Is unsure why you are so mad at his father but...he rather not anger you, his affectionate "Mother"*Okay...

Part 9 of:

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#34 INTRO!

Immortal!Y/n Shennanigangs-

Adam*Introducing his young pupils to his friend*-That's Y/n, one of my most closets recruits*Pointing to You who is waving at the wizards holding a rope*

Immortal!Y/n*Smiles as they let go of the rope*...

As the boulder crashes into them, Killing them instantly the boulder slides their body starts to rise up, They groan sitting up as if nothing happened to them...The three students are left in shock at this

Adam*Sighs and rubs his temples* -They are immortal, Which is kind of a hassle for them since they don't want to live apparently...

Wahlberg,Amy & Zero:...

Immortal!Y/n*Whines in defeat* Will nothing end this vicious cycle?

Adam: They also talk, Which is a hassle for me, since they never shut up-

-Present time-

Immortal!Y/n: And that...my dear boy is how I met your father...*Puts the intro of "How I met your Mother"*

Mash:...

part 2 of:

[shipeditor]

i have so many edits to post wtf

anyway check @\gravbomb on tiktok if ud like to see my vids

[soupbeanz]

Expanding on Trio Family au personalties Part 1

This is yet another brain dump. 

Some parts are actual changes to better fit the story, while others are just me going “haha wouldn’t it be fun if___?”

(Some facts about each character are mentioned in the other’s sections instead of their own, and I do use some comparisons to other characters/dynamics from other fandoms to try and better get my ideas across, so heads up.)

Cyril Marcus (Innocent Zero)

As stated in my previous post, selfish, narcissistic, snarky, the works.

Definitely has a soft side but he would NEVER admit it, and he will make excuses about it. (Him CARING about OTHERS, preposterous.)

Having a soft moment with his kids? You saw nothing. Saying something nice? You misheard him. Helping others? It was only to further his own goals. Etc.

Very vain. He carries one of those portable makeup compacts with the mirrors to fix anything messed up during work.

Paints/manicures his nails too.

DO NOT mess with his hair.

Clothes, depending on the cost he’ll be mad but you’ll live

Face, more pissed, but survival is possible

But hair? Your DEAD and BURIED.

One time, while Adam Jobs was still their mentor, a criminal cut his hair during a mission and Cyril almost killed the guy.

The only reason the man wasn’t put  7 feet under is because Amy held Cyril back before anything really bad happened.

Speaking of killing, Cyril would kill someone.

He hasn’t only because he has Amy and Wahlberg stopping him.

He denies it, but he’s weak to flattery and praise, especially if it’s from Wahlberg.

Cyril is the most “brain” of the trio compared to the other two, who have high points in brawn as well.

The least social of the three as well, people often don’t like him because of his personality. 

It doesn’t bother him too much, or at least he pretends it doesn’t. He doesn’t like other people that much either.

Wahlberg Baigan

In this au the trio is closer to their 30-40s-ish (depending on where in the time line) so Wahlberg is less of a wise old man and more of a “kind and wise, but still rambunctious young man.”

His role in Eaton is still the same. He’s the principal who is open-minded and accommodating, but his recklessness and hope in the good in other does cause problems sometimes. Like letting Abel keep his Magia Lupus schemes. (It did work out in the end, but it was a bit of a close call.)

Though if something really serious/dangerous is happening he will step it up and take charge.

No one hurts people under his care, not without going through him.

(Like when he stopped Mash’s execution or fought with IZ in the manga/anime.)

He’s one of the few people who can read Cyril and bypass his tsundere exterior.

He also know how to get Cyril to help with things he doesn’t want to do (Like raising 5 kids together)

This usually involves buttering Cyril up with flattery.

(His relationship with Cyril is kinda like Arlecchino x Clervie, but with a happier ending.)

He loves children and teaching them, which was one of the reasons why he wanted to take in the quintuplets, and why he became a teacher/headmaster at Easton.

A lot more open about his feeling in general. If he loves someone, he’ll say/show so. The same goes for the people he doesn’t like or if he feels something is wrong.

The only reason he wouldn’t would be if it put someone else in danger or get In the way of him helping others. (Like being polite to the Bureau Director even though he doesn’t like him or agree with many of his methods.)

Not to say he would do nothing, but he would be less outright with his dislike.

Meliadoul Amy

Starting this by saying I have no clue if Amy or Meliadoul is the first name, so in this au, her first name is Amy.

If Cyril is a cat and Wahlberg is a dog then Amy is a fox.

Not as introverted as Cyril, but not as extroverted as Wahlberg.

A middle ground, though that is obviously not all she is.

She is kind but strict, like in canon.

Being the most powerful of the trio along with being the healer means of there is a problem she will whoop ass first, ask questions later. (And heal anyone who needs it afterwards.)

She heals with her chainsaw, but she also has degrees in medical practice (Magical and modern).

She uses her medical skills to run a doctor’s office and she will sometimes pop in to Easton to give things like medical checkups.

Unlike Wahlberg, when she needs to make Cyril do something’s it with taunting, reverse physiology, or straight up dragging him wherever he needs to be. She’ll do the same with Wahlberg if he gets too rambunctious.

Despite often seeming like the most responsible of the group, she is fairly reckless herself and can be quick to throw hands. 

She also cares about her reputation (like in canon) and tries to be a good person, not just for herself/her morals, but for the public’s view on her too.

Despite caring about her public appearance, she mostly lives a life for herself. 

Her personality can be compared to Nobara from Jjk.

(The trio is kinda like Yuji, Megumi, and Nobara, dynamic wise.)

Dubbed herself “Aunty Amy” to the quintuples. She acts like a cool wine aunt to them. 

She was absolutely wingwoman-ing the heck out of WahlbergxCyril before they got together.

That’s it for now, If anyone feels like they want to add something or has any questions send me an ask and let me know please.

[ansbobcar]

FANFIC IDEA FOR YOU INNOCENT ZERO X WAHLBERG SHIPPERS OR CURIOUS CATS AND DOGS!!!

So this song made me think of a what if 'no matter how many times Innocent Zero can turn back time to deal with his unrequited feelings for Wahlberg he will always never get his feelings returned'.

And in particular, in 9/10 of those scenarios, he has to watch as Wahlberg ends up in a relationship and slowly abandons him. The only time it doesn't happen is when he dies in the loop.

So it just becomes so terrible that he hates the fact he loves Wahlberg.

My 2 cents into this damn ship for the nth time.