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just got the email to say that the UK government will not be implementing an independent evaluation of the Cass review and I'm. fucking exhausted

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Great parody, but I hope the writer of the real book doesn't get flak when people undoubtedly flock to their book hoping for this level of humor.

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these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

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I see 'in this day and age' crops up often in translations and it's never in a context that makes sense to me? Unless this is the one exception where the worldbuilding actually mentions big cats smoking in the past and this is indeed an uncommon, but not unthinkable sight? Is this just a literal translation? Does 'in this day and age' hit different in Japanese? Someone help me, it's happened too often to be a coincidence.

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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About to snitch on some orange motherfucker that's been getting too many opportunities that'd be best given to anyone else.

If you are aware of a change in any contract description or personnel position description since November 5, 2024 to obscure the connection between the contract and DEIA or similar ideologies, please report all facts and circumstances to DEIAtruth@opm.gov within 10 days

Sure would be a shame if this attempt to get snitches attracted a bunch of unrelated emails.

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Love how you made the bug guys' legs migrate sideways from his abdomen. Seems like a realistic way evolution would develop a standing-upright insect.

Alright, you have been on Good behavior, so i am going to do a little experiment and Allow reblogs again. But, be forewarned. If you put bad tags on my shit it's going back offline. It's a test of trust Don't fuck this up.

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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Because I’ve lost control of my life

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Vacation comics

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That or they'll bury you like this ↓

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Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dream

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Fuuuuuck, all these David Lynch posts can only mean one thiiiiing

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Transcendent

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson