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gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

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To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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Kitten meows come in three flav- oh, I accidentally made this post a poll...

Car accents 🐈😺

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it’s just one of those croissant days

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In fear of the bugs, pjackk. We gotta eat the bugs, because the next age of bugs is coming.

The gays in the local scene always call me mr.new york city because i would always come into the bar with a pizza slice in 1 hand an a coney island style hotdog in my other 1 hand & i would squeeze my arms together to hold a largw cocola & hopefully not spill it (yes i used a long straw to drink it..) usually i would go home right when i finish my snack but 1 time i let a drunk twunk bust on me in the bathroom cuz i liked his devil may care attitude.Hes long dead now & i miss him honestly i just wish i learnt his name so i could have 1 last hot dog in his honor before they run out and shit since they going to be replacing them with BugDogs made out of crickets & roaches smashed into a puddy since that seems to be the way sjws are taking this fcking crazy planet,making us eat dogs made of bugs for no reason other then made up bull shit to make us live in fear? Of what?

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nothing quite like a rat graffitied in a toilet

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Amazing! Such power! Such dynamism!

ZAINAB JIWA AS GERALT OF RIVIA

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I don't know if they were found in that pose, but if they did... that dog was laid there with utmost care, honored like a warrior, a great human honor. I'm not crying. I'm not.

Wolf skeleton dressed as a warrior, found with an atlatl, gold disk, and shell necklace. Found in an offering at the Templo Mayor, Mexico City. Aztec. Late 15th century.

https://twitter.com/friel/status/1199144334911791104/photo/1

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wheres seasons greasons

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Starting a nuclear priesthood for telling future generations not to post my drafts

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One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

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My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"

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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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I don't think that's Rick. That's Lemongrab's voice, right? From Adventure Time?

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