#injury for cw

[bropunzeling]

A MattDrai where they're in a secret relationship/situationship and one of them gets hurt in a scary way (bad hit or whatever) while the other is on the ice too?

oooooh. my first thought is what if it is the other one's fault bc 🙏 i love mess. anyway i think a fun take would be like, if they are already in a rocky place (due to the scf? due to the scf) and maybe the whole situationship has been on ice. maybe this summer instead of somehow finangling a lil sexcation, like they've done before, they just kinda.... didn't try. maybe it would be easier if this thing just petered out. all good things must come to an end, and was it even that good? probably not worth trying to bridge the gap in any case. not when leon is bitter and resentful and matthew is bitter about leon's bitterness. time to grow up.

smash cut to first game of the season theyre playing against each other. things are chippy all game. lots of uncalled penalties. lots of head-hunting. they get tangled up in a scrum. leon doesn't even know who he's elbowing, where his stick is going, who he's shoving, the whistle is going, someone's yelling, guys have fists in his jersey, what the fuck --

next thing he knows, he's watching matthew get helped off the ice, sickly sure that it's his fault.

(and then they get through the game and he has to decide if he's going to head over to matthew's house to check on him and possibly get murdered by sam bennett but he DOES do it and they can have an awful come to jesus talk while matthew limps around his house. or something. suffering!!!!)

[sunnylolli]

Something, something, what if it all went really wrong and they were forced to speed-run the brotherly bonding

[yamujiburo]

Lightning scars!

To my knowledge these are usually pretty temporary. Though I imagine with how often Jessie and James get zapped, theirs are a bit more severe/long lasting. They cover them up with makeup in the places where the scars would show.

Ash's go away quick. They're usually on his hands because he has, willingly given Pikachu his hand to shock in order to help him think, get an idea or wake up (this is a thing he actually does in the show LOL)

[boringa55binch]

Looks like things got a little out of hand at the Tulpar!

[yaderyngoch]

Tim, getting impaled with a spear: Which ass-backwards motherfucker is running around Gotham with a spear??? Are you a god damn caveman???

Jason, frantically trying to stop the bleeding: Tim I think you have other things to worry about right now

Tim: Yeah, like how poorly this spear was designed. I mean if you're gonna use a spear at least make it a good one. The wood they used is a terrible choice, the spear head is incredibly impractical

Jason: Well considering it's going through your abdomen right I think it's doing it's job. I think it hit some vital organs. Probably your spleen

Tim: Oh that's not possible I don't have one of those

Jason: ???????

[sayruq]

Boost please and donate if you can

[saltlordofold]

double tank team issues 😔

[kangals]

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

[bimboredfield]

Born to be coworkers forced to go through trauma together

[snidy]

your duty

[checkadii]

Luckiest guy out there on the tulpar

[pastelcatnip-x3]

A low effort meme for you all before I go play the Pristine Cut for eight hours straight (I just got it I’M SO EXCITED)

Me when I find any similarity between my returning special interest and my new special interest

[fishfingersandscarves]

lil birdie

[boringa55binch]

"So, former captain Curly, is it true you crashed your ship in a fit of insanity?"

[paintedcrows]

Some Oldies in the 80s AU sketches! Grunkle Stan and Young Ford this time.

They are so funny to me. Like to me Stan is completely secure in his relationship with Older Ford. He has just spent MONTHS alone on the open ocean with the guy. Nothing this Young Ford can throw at him can compare. Ford, still a bundle of ego and grudges, has no idea how to respond. Also Bill is a menace

[sarathrwizard]

:)

(Ouch. that looks like it hurts.)