#influencer 2023

[spookytuesdaypod]

happy sexy bitch saturday to Her 🖤

[mychemicalraymance]

welcome to the end!

[corevoid]

So. The last wish, huh?

[starrspice]

IT'S HERE

PIRATE/SIREN AU SO REAL

I've decided to name it the Silent Shanty AU!!!

In this AU Y/N was a siren who became fascinated with the human world and decided to leave the ocean depths to become a sailor and see the world. Eventually they were discovered to be a siren and was captured, sold, and traded countless times over. Often treated like a wild beast and typically mistreated.

Sun and Moon saved Y/N from being sold again in a black market auction, intending to rescue a mythical beast only to find a shaken up human instead. Upon being rescued by Sun and Moon they remain silent so they can never be accused of using their siren song against anyone.

Sun and Moon are completely unaware Y/N is a siren and just think they're a normal human who has come to somehow make their home with them and their crew.

Until Eclipse makes himself present and causes all kinds of trouble insisting they swooped in and stole Y/N out from under him. That they interrupted HIS rescue attempt. So he makes himself and ever present nuisance to Sun and Moon, constantly attempt to Woo Y/N so they'll join HIS crew instead

[trafficlightchild]

protect them at all costs

[officialjanetweiss]

Margot Robbie Takes You Inside The Barbie Dreamhouse

x

[localsimpissleepy]

Was looking through Pinterest when i saw this shirt-

And i knew it was Cygnus coded-

[uncharted-constellations]

Sasuke boutta drop the hottest diss-track of 2k23

[soleil-in-retrograde]

Thoughts on Tears of the Kingdom:

Listen, listen,

I know we all love unhinged Link.

But there is no way you can convince me Zelda, without her father breathing down her neck, Purah and Robbie as enablers, and Impa too old to keep any kind of leash on her, wasn't just as unhinged if not moreso.

Link: (making a bigass mech out of sticks and chewing gum) I saw Zelda do this with magnesis before the Sheikah Slate went caput! I'm gonna give it a try!

[khazure]

Let's GOOO HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY MIKU!! YIPPEE

[spookytuesdaypod]

hello influencer team if you read this i’m free tomorrow night to pitch a sequel that is so killing eve coded you wouldn’t even believe. please respond to this and then let me know when you would like to hear the killing eve coded sequel pitch tomorrow night when i am free

[skitskatdacat63]

🏳️‍🌈🤨❓️

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was arrested and sentenced to one day in prison because someone else was drunk driving the car I was in.

[anonymocha]

finally coming out as a dyke in 2023 is realizing i dont need to pretend to simp that Guy just because everyone else in my friend group does

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

I think my favorite difference between the comic and movie is that in the movie, they live in an isolationist fortified city and their only concept of religion is regarding Gloreth. They treat her like a God, all the way down to using her name as an expletive.

Meanwhile in the Comic they live in just. A regular medieval (albeit sci-fantasy with modern elements) city 😭 and they celebrate Christmas and it is CALLED Christmas, and they say "God" as an expletive which means that Christianity, and by extension Jesus Christ Himself exist in the canon of the Nimona Comic Universe

[silentreigns]

Love that there's a compliation about how Lewis loves ironing. I thought about it and he's right, ironing is very fun. Granted I only iron my shirts occasionally but I should start doing it more often