#inflict shitpost

[htmlcoderexe]

I love the word "inflict". It's like bringing something upon someone, or causing something to happen to someone, but clearly maliciously and with cruel intentions, and the thing being inflicted is only intended to cause suffering.

Even funnier if it is used in mildly inappropriate contexts. Inflict bureaucracy upon someone. The person who accidentally clicked a subscribe link somewhere in an email gets inflicted with marketing. You did not Blaze something, you inflicted your shitpost upon thousands of unsuspecting victims.

Actually, Blaze is a wizard spell actually called "Inflict Shitpost", with a wide target area.

Tumblr should update the description, I think.

[casterisks]

and yet…

…a trace of the true self

…exists in the false self…

certified 2012 classic because someone actually found it

[sewerdraws]

[crowliphale]

[g-does-art]

Inflicting my period cramps and general body trying to self-destruct onto this guy

lets perform a small act of hubris shall we @comicaurora

[groovygrub]

[snackugaki]

hi sorry hello excuse if i could just pardon trying to get through sorry just lemme makikiraan po it’s okay gonna sumimasen squeeze in right here perdón yeah no it’s fine just excusez moi just gotta gonna commit a little words crime and i’ll be outta your hair hha ha a

... my humor isn’t so much low hanging fruit as it’s the fruit on the ground that the wasps have eaten and gotten drunk from the fermentation and are uselessly trying to sting the air

click through to see flowers given to people for their gorgeous gorgeous work

... i legit don’t know the general etiquette for tagging people you don’t know two days in a row... 

w elp; y’all should read up, 10/10 i love

Odd Man Out by the @threestripeslider​

We’ll Meet Again, Soon @chiangyorange

Mutant Ninja Midlife Crisis by @mutantninjamidlifecrisis

Trial and Error by @apatheticrobots

Replica by @kathaynesart

EDIT: .......... i forGOT MNMC’S RED CRESCENTS  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF but I remembered his dumb nipple dents, call that equivalent exchange

[sonicasura]

Considering all the shenanigans that happen in every iteration where Autobot-Decepticons duke it out on Earth and they can connect to the Internet... I am legitimately surprise neither piss off a hacker.

At best, clashes between both sides result in minor property damage alongside disturbing the peace. You know that's saying something if this is the preferred option. Plus the whole planet is caught in the crossfire when you take groundbridges and airships into account.

There are people smart enough to hack government systems so whose to say a Cybertronian is safe? A spiteful technical genius could load up a virus where everybot affected feels the dreadful pain of menstruation. Why upload a kill switch when you can be petty as fuck with period cramps?

Even more savage if the hacker has a countermeasure where trying to remove the virus just upgrades it. To what? How about stimulating the pain women feel going through childbirth. There are machines that programmed to do it like in this clip from Impractical Jokers where Q gets strapped to this device for his punishment.

Offender starts at level one as there are 8 stages. Every attempt increases the intensity by a stage. Pretty sure the 2nd or 3rd stage is enough to make one submit.

Probably the most embarrassing(for Cybertronians) yet hilarious(for the hacker) way to end a war. Both sides have to play nice if they want this 'feature' disabled. It's easy to flip it back on in seconds so no psyches.

Humans are bloody space orcs. We come in many flavors with spite and pettiness being some. To do something like this is possible.

[fanaticsnail]

Doflamingo Stickers

Prepare to be subjected to the worst thing I've ever done.

Doffy Long Legs

Brought to you because there was a fly in @loganwritesprobably's room.

Gasflamingo

I wanted a Disney au with the Kid Pirates (lost boys: Kid is Peter Pan, Shanks as Captain Hook, Beckman as Smee), which lead to Beauty and the Beast with Sir Crocodile conversation. Which then @skullfacedlady and @avogigi said it'd be Doffy as Gaston.

Doflaposal

Because @bloglop wouldn't want to touch him with a ten foot pole. But Doffy wants her.

He has been haunting the Discord server, and I'm not sorry about it. Love you guys 🥹✊

[spottedgardeneelstan]

grow your own husband!

…

look, i really don’t know. it came down to me like a prophecy, as usual, and i had to purge it from my system. you know the deal by now.

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Do you see the vision. Do you catch my drift.

[selfchiller]

Do you think Jean took off the wig to roam Martinaise gathering intel on Harry or did he roll into Crime, Romance, and Biographies of Famous People like "So tell me..." in that getup and Plaisance is making warding signs against his absolutely rancid energies

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

Since he is as close to a founding political figure as there is in Ninjago, do you think there is in universe fanart of Miku binder fsm

[fish-o-cola]

On the off chance that Bells Hells manage to pull off the frankly near-impossible task of convincing Ludinus to give up on his 1000-year plan and stand down, then I think they should then get a free persuasion check while he's off-balance to convince him to cut his hair super short.

[thisaccountisagainstmywill]

I'm not really into Aradin. But I am really into the thought of Aradin getting into situations.

[josephslittledeputy]

Ah yes, the Seed bros: John, Jacob and- *looks down at smudged writing on hand* Jingleheimer Schmidt