#ineffeble spouses

[fakemichaelsheen]

-1500s england-

withfinder general: any last words, witch?

aziraphale, tied to the stake: this is all a misunderstanding

witchfinder general: *lights the stake*

aziraphale, extinguishes the flames via miracle: oh, dear. won't someone come to my aid

witchfinder general: shut up witch *lights the stake again*

aziraphale, extinguishes the flames via miracle: *louder* I am in Trouble here!

witchfinder general: what is this witchcraft? *lights the stake again*

aziraphale, extinguishes the flames via miracle, bored: any moment now...

crowley, hurrying over, breathless: witchfinder general. you have to leave. you house is on fire

witchfinder, confused: who are you? what is-

crowley, snaps his fingers: you go away and not bother anymore innocent women

witchfinder general: *obediently wanders off*

crowley: *miracles aziraphale free and helps her off the stake*

aziraphale, pouting: you took your time

crowley, sighs: I got lost

aziraphale, smiles: well, it doesn't matter. you rescued me *holds his hand* my brave hero

crowley: *pleased*

[genderlessjacky]

i went on tumblr just so everyone can see this

[fenja-art]

I found peace in your gentle embrace.

(Prints Available!)

[dingledraw]

It’s them

Wait, Jane Austen wrote books?

[bipolargreen]

Our boy looks so done here 😂

[taxonomicons]

“heaven gave Crowley snake eyes so he couldn’t see the stars” no, Crowley picked snake eyes so he didn’t have to see what he’d lost, and then it bumped into him anyway after giving up a flaming sword

[candiedgrim-blog]

Happy 11 days since Good Omens Season 3 was announced!!! And Merry Christmas I guess. Happy holidays!

[daimiwashere]

Another good omens sketch🌟

This one is in my new sketchbook, that's why the proportions are a bit funny :)

P.s I feel like it looks better than the last two

[edin3el]

3. "Adam and Eve"

Today I offer you a silly little comic. Why? Because what else am I supposed to do with this prompt.

Tomorrow? Who knows.

[quitequaintrelle]

we shall have the world forever for our own

Chapter 6: This Luncheon on the Grass (Err, Sand) Ended Up Closer to Manet's Version than Monet's

Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley (Rated M)

Tags: Established Relationship, Post-Canon, South Downs Cottage, Second Coming? Don't Worry About It, Romance, Humor, Fluff and Smut, Sexual Content, Crack Treated Seriously, Sex-Powered Supernatural Phenomena, Aziraphale & Crowley vs. Senior Citizens, Old Queens Sitcom Life, Ineffable Husbands, Footnotes

[wolfstar120]

"A thousand times I wanted to take his hand, and a thousand times I stopped myself. I was still confused—I wanted to tell him I loved him, but I didn't know how to begin".

[nikki-rook]

Hozier's "Unknown/Nth" | Aziraphale's Version | Crowley's version

[lusealz]

Is tumblr finally going to let me post again?? Lets seeeeee

[larkbunny]

[dingledraw]

When you gotta hear your straight friends talk about men 🤢

[the-butterbun]

Playin' dress up（＾∇＾）