#indiana jones?

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

if i get asked again what do I and my mom have in common I'm just gonna say a fat crush on Harrison Ford.

[vaxilfan]

"Fortune and glory, kiddo. Fortune and glory." - Eda-ana Jones

“Don’t remake movies like Beauty and the Beast in live action, remake unappreciated movies like Atlantis or Treasure Planet in live action” Can you imagine for a second what a green-screen CGI nightmare a live action Treasure Planet would be like. The cat lady wouldn’t even be hot.

[imajessica]

The way I left tumblr like 5 years ago because I was seeing too many Nazis but now I’m coming back to tumblr because the other platforms are now literally only Nazis.

Anyways in the timeless words of Dr. Jones himself.

[buzzcutssn]

[avasillva]

INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE dir. Steven Spielberg

[lonestarflight]

[assiraphales]

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

[littleevil0ne1]

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

[ronsenthal]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) dir. Steven Spielberg

[davidaugust]

Harrison Ford Endorses Kamala Harris

[nerdreamer]

[animentality]

[biggestgeekintown]

[thehauntedrocket]

Tintin Meets Indiana Jones

Art by Adam Murphy

[junkfoodcinemas]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)