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Are the monks who have taken a vow of silence weighing in on the debate? Possibly via emojis?

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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shut up

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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

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I didn't boop half of you half as well as I should like, and I booped less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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The Best of Halloween on Texts From Superheroes

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They are friends. With benefits. The benefits being lifelong devotion, maybe also some tax benefits, rings, children, a shared last name... Just benefits like that.

it's genuinely SUCH a choice for vex to be like ok hear me out. what if we keep having emotionally charged conversations where we confess our deepest fears and longings and also pork each other about it...but ok here's the thing, here's the thing: we CALL IT friends with benefits so no one really gets attached enough to be hurt! it's foolproof! and percy's like that doesn't sound right but i don't know enough about healthy relationships to dispute it

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Cream colored? If your cream turns that color please throw it out immediately as it is very unsafe to consume.

Cream-colored Woodpecker (Celeus flavus) in Colombia

📸@Guillermo Gómez Fernández.

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(1/2) Do you ACKNOWLEDGE any fiction-inspired holidays?

"Acknowledging" a holiday can be anything from posting about it on your social media accounts to wishing your friends a happy one to actually doing something to celebrate it.

Yes, a fictional character's birthday

Yes, the date of another major event in a work of fiction

Yes, a major out-of-universe event*

Yes, something else

Yes, multiple of these

No

*Ex: the day the first installment of the work came out, the day the last installment of the work came out, the day that a particular installment came out.

Works of fiction that you created (ex. posting about your OC's birthday every year) DO count.

Tell us which events you acknowledge in the tags!

*Ex: the day the first installment of the work came out, the day the last installment of the work came out, the day that a particular installment came out.

Works of fiction that you created (ex. posting about your OC's birthday every year) DO count.

Tell us which events you acknowledge in the tags!

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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I've never tried sardines, but I love canned salmon. I wouldn't eat it straight out of the can, but it's very good in salmon patties and the like. Also I prefer the bones in, because I love the texture of the bones. And being able to eat bones is fun, but there are so few kinds of bones that are safe to eat. But you can absolutely get boneless canned salmon around here. I have to pay attention to the brand because otherwise I will accidentally get cans where I have been robbed of my right to eat bones.

Picky eater food fight!

*If you have an allergy/intolerance to only one of them, feel free to vote that it is more disgusting.

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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@justmilah this may come as a shock, but it's slightly possible you occasionally make think of Milah.

my friends open drawing requests and i bow my head with shame and avoid eye contact as i ask for the character they Already Knew I Would Ask For

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Tagged by @missmorwen !

rules: list your top ten favorite female characters who have been mega bitches at some point or another, then you guys pick your favorite!

added context: they do not have to be terrible people. it can just be top ten female characters but ✨ women ✨

I tag @vaxilfan who can probably remind me of fifty other characters I shoulda tagged. And if you see this and wanna do it, consider yourself tagged.

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dude thinks he's so sly.

in the middle of coming up with x men designs for myself and the headcanons do not stop ever

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hello.

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I have tagged a friend in her own original post. Because I really thought she should see it.

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

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not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.