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Mary~fandom veteran spiraling hard into Citical Role. I occasionally write fanfic and draw things. Formerly pirate-owl
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Do NOT count experiences that only occur in outlier circumstances, e.g. extreme sleep deprivation, drug use, etc.
If you HAVE a mental health condition that can cause hearing voices, but you DON'T hear voices, select whichever "kinda" or "no" option best fits.
A lot of mental health conditions can lead to hearing voices. However, it's not uncommon to hear voices without it being caused by a mental health condition. If you hear multiple voices but have no reason to suspect you have one of these conditions, select whichever "no such condition" option best applies.
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#it's complicated#because my own inner monologue only has one voice#but#i'm a writer and i can deliberately add other voices while planning a scene#but it's not something that happens outside of the writing process
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YALL. Holly Black has a list of resources she's used for writing her books on the fair folk. I'm OBSESSED. I love her work and world building. it's so true to the heart of faeries
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#i live wallace and gromit#and i love arthur christmas#but i had to vote chicken run#because it's the one that shaped me
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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat
After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.

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"Scrooge said that he would see him—yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first." - Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.
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You strike Green Knight? You cut off his head like the football?! Oh! Oh! Beheading for Gawain! Beheading for Gawain One Year Hence!!
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Most things can. We are made of meat.
did you know komodo dragons can eat humans?
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CRITTERS DO I DRAW MUPPET CR & MATT?
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on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918
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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
SECOND ROUND: 10th Tilt
Hubert Hawkins, The Court Jester (1955) VS. Samwise Gamgee, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
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Hubert Hawkins, The Court Jester (1955) Portrayed by: Danny Kaye Defeated Opponents: - Saburo Naotora Ichimonji [Ryu Daisuke], Ran (1985) - Haldir [Craig Parker], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
“he's hot both in “local out of his depth idiot mode” and “over the top romantic hero mode”. he fences like nobody's business. he's the only man of all time to pull off a jester outfit and make it look actually snatched. Danny Kaye needs this, please.”
Samwise Gamgee, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) Portrayed by: Sean Astin Defeated Opponents: - Rand al’Thor [Josha Stradowski], The Wheel of Time (2021-) - Sir Leon [Rupert Young], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)
“Prime husband material. The bestest man -er, Hobbit. HE'S A GARDNER. He hits orcs with a frying pan. HE CAN'T CARRY IT FOR YOU BUT HE CAN CARRY YOU-!”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
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For Hubert Hawkins:
“He sings! He dances! He fences! He wears really tight leggings!”
“We love a hot, funny, good-hearted man who subverts the gendered tropes of the subgenre! He is absolutely shit at sword-fighting! He is great at doing funny voices! ‘Tenderness and kindness can also make a man,’ says the awesome trousers-wearing heroine who works alongside him in the anti-tyrannical resistance, ‘a very rare man.’ She's right and she should say it and I support them both so much. Hubert Hawkins, world's sweetest and funniest surprise regent (who gets the girl.) See also attached photo of him goofing around with drums on set, I love him so much.”
For Sam Gamgee:
“He is the ideal man. He cooks, he gardens, he's loyal, he'd follow you to the ends of the (Middle) Earth while only mildly complaining. He's so loveable. I love him. He probably gives awesome hugs and never says an unkind word about anyone except for Gollum but Gollum kinda deserved it for calling Sam fat. He is also, reportedly, an awesome dad. I love Samwise Gamgee so much. He's such a teddy bear I love him so much. Frodo should've married him.”
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Let's ignore any ethical concerns with AI for a second. The main reason to write is because you have ideas that won't leave you alone. I literally do not understand the point of writing bland AI prompts.
How do you feel about using AI to provide oneshot/chapter prompts (not whole chapters, just prompt ideas) for fanfiction?
I like it and I do it
I like it but I don't do it
I don't like it but I do it anyway
Neutral
I don't like it and don't do it
I don't like it and don't think anyone should do it
Don't care/Results/Bald
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WERE YOU GUYS SUBJECTED TO SEA SHANTIES EXTREMELY OFTEN AT A YOUNG AGE OR IS THIS NOT A UNIVERSAL WHITE EXPERIENCE… bc like ur man knew all of drunken sailer at age 5
#that is not a universal white person experience#unfortunately#i would have loved sea shanties#and do love them now#i got stuck with random 80s music
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