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“Did you replace my precious heirlooms with confectionery???”

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

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The man holding this #BlackLivesMatter sign is Richmond (CA) police chief Chris Magnus, whose department has not lost an officer or killed a citizen since 2007, the year after he took over. This is not an accident, this peacefulness is the direct result of his leadership. Police departments across the country should be looking to his department as an example to be followed.

‘Chief Magnus changed the department from one that focused on “impact teams” of officers who roamed rough neighborhoods looking to make arrests to one that required all officers to adopt a “community policing” model, which emphasizes relationship building.

“We had generations of families raised to hate and fear the Richmond police, and a lot of that was the result of our style of policing in the past. It took us a long time to turn that around, and we’re seeing the fruits of that now. There is a mutual respect now, and some mutual compassion.”’

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september 1

t i m e   t o   c e l e b r a t e    h a l l o w e e n

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{(Just wanted to say hi to my new followers)}

My vampire is an ancient prick, and I apologize in advance. He's that "get off my lawn" kinda asshole. I'm also hardly functioning as a human, so...ehem.

We bid you welcome.

- Management

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listen to them, babies of the nini times. what music they make.

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{(PSA Regarding my lack of koala tea)}

{(Do you kids still say that? I don't know. My life is falling apart. I just lost three uncles. Two were very important to me. My grandpa is 92. He's dying, and it hurts the most..It feels like a part of my heart is dying. He was more of a father to me than my dad was.)}

{(I'm really grateful for my friends who send me nice things and talk to me late at night. Sometimes I don't reply, but it's because I just feel so emotionally drained that I don't know how to socialize. I'm not used to being like this either. I'm a very talkative person. Which reminds me, I'm on my phone, and I cant put this under a read more, but I will later. I'll try to make it short. )}

{(If you want, I'm down for a laugh. I really need it. So send me stupid asks that I can reply to. Mess with my elderly vampire. Thank you, babies of the nini times. it feels weird for me to call you children of the night. Sorry.)}

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reprcbates‌:

    “And when’s the last time you’ve been to a dentist?”

“Boy, I have taken care of these old fangs for centuries. What do I need a breather to tell me? i should be the dentist.”

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do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

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    “Don’t talk to me about brows when you’ve      got two small carpets resting above your eyes.”

“Nonsense.”

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{(Sooo fml. There’s this cute girl at work, and I can’t help but flirt with her when she’s around. She makes me feel emotions. My whole army of friends take it upon themselves to do investigating. She has a boyfriend. But then one of my friends straight up goes over to her and is like, “Hey, how long have you been with your boyfriend?”  And she’s like, “A couple of months.” “Do you like him?” “Yes?” “Oh, because I was asking for a friend who likes you, but okay” And then she’s like WHO IS IT???? and starts guessing. Then he drops a hint about me, and she’s like “Oh my God, he’s so hot,” and so I’m on a fucking register doing a return to an angry old man, and he comes up and whispers this whole story in my ear, and I just...I can’t. My fucking luck. Cute girl. Likes me. Has a boyfriend. And I won’t touch it.)}

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“…You are getting FAT,” he hissed.

    “Possibly.”

Although, not really. Victor only really ate the bare minimum to survive, but logic never did well in these little conflicts.

    “At least I’m not ugly, like you.”

“At LeaSt I’m NOt UglY lIke YOU,” he mocked hideously. “Feh! Need I remind you of the shelf sitting where your brow should be?? Or perhaps that you strikingly resemble a tree rodent. Not a squirrel...Something uglier. “

“And finally, your chin is extremely weak,” he added. 

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    “Bitch.”

“…You are getting FAT,” he hissed. 

*throws a rock at drac's head*

“You.. I… ” the vampire whipped around back and forth until his eyes locked on the other. “Insolent sot!” he snarled.

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*throws a rock at drac's head*

"You.. I... " the vampire whipped around back and forth until his eyes locked on the other. "Insolent sot!" he snarled.

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{(I wonder if someone is in love with me)}

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"Bite this" holds up a ice cream cone @sweettoothtruckkiller

"...I do not have a desire for confectionery products," he drawled, waving the other away. "Furthermore, being immortal does not exempt me from losing tooth enamel. To lose my fangs would be an infinite loss and a dishonor."