#incorrect: vida

[sunflowerjude]

Chubs: Vida, truth or dare?

Jude: Oh, Vida can’t do dares

Chubs: Why not?

Vida: Apparently I have ‘no regards to my personal safety’ or whatever

[el-chico-perdido]

[byfulcrums]

Fucking around with the HSR text thingy

[fangirl201sworld]

*La Muerte and Xibalba meeting Maya and Zatz*

XIBALBA: *looking at Zatz* This-….

Hmm…

LA MUERTE: Be nice!

XIBALBA: I’m finding it…

*Zatz and Xibalba looking at each other*

ZATZ: … :/

MAYA: … <:/

LA MUERTE: It take you to long to find it?

XIBALBA: It does, it does…

[sstandsfor]

amo este país la puta madre

i love this fcking country so much you have no idea

te amo arcanetwt argentina link to the gif here so you can read the quote rts lol

I JUST SAW THIS

[regaliasonata]

Daggeron: That Twitter app you’ve been using, why are people calling me daddy?

Vida: Well-

Xander: Don’t even thinking about it *glares at Vida*

Vida: You’re just mad that you agree

Xander:

[la-chica-imaginaria]

Estoy en la etapa de mi vida que amo estar sola, pero hay días que quiero que me empalaguen a besitos , alguien con quién pueda tener una conexión no algo pasajero.

@la-chica-imaginaria

[in-an-hour-sunflower3285]

Ruby: Have you guys see Lee?

Vida: Yeah, he was staring through the window when it started raining.

Cole: If it starts getting worse we should probably let him in

Ruby:

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

My pronouns are she/her but keep your head on a swivel.

Vida Rocca, Power Rangers Mystic Force

[timeclipsed]

Shadow & Rouge ???

Timeclipsed!Shadow + Timeclipsed!Rouge — !!

Best of friends, whether or not they'll admit that openly. Sole confidantes, ride-or-die as hell for each other. Emerl actually replaces Omega in this timeline, and while they're not as close to him as they would've been to Omega, the trio work together well.

Shadow's lore is a bit more complex than Rouge's (and is also some of my favorite from this entire AU), so he may take up the bulk of the post!

SHADOW:

➺ To explain Shadow's lore, we'll have to go back to the very beginning. The ultimate lifeform was developed with the brain of a child to start with— and due to that childlike mind being unable to sustain the psychological stress of existing for the purpose of keeping Maria alive, it split into two different parts initially, eventually three. ➺ Shadow is the core and acts as host. Terios is considered the inner self helper. Ark tends to be a bit hazy, their presence being sporadic, but is the persecutor. They formed last, sometime during the events of SA2. ➺ Generally, when whoever is fronting shifts, it isn't super noticeable, but there do tend to be some physical or vocal cues. ➺ Most are tangentially aware of Shadow's condition, but only Rouge, Emerl, and Sonic have properly met and spoken to each alter. ➺ Effectively genderless. ➺ Shadow and Sonic are exes. They broke up after Sonic was consumed in his research to find Tails. ➺ Terios is the alter who directly witnessed Maria's death. Despite being the one to see it, he struggles to cope with the reality of it, as well as the idea that much time has passed at all. Due to Gerald's plans to siphon Maria into a different living body in order to keep her alive, he formed the belief that Tails is Maria after noting the amount of similarities (which, of course, is what prompted the Doctor to set his sights on Tails as a potential candidate to begin with). The first Tails even learned of Maria's existence was when he was snatched up by Terios (sometime during SA2's events) and insistently referred to by her name. ➺ Shadow and Terios believe Tails is alive, but Ark (who's usually the one that whoops Tails' ass) thinks he's dead. Terios was hysterical for days over his disappearance and will sometimes turn up to try and help Sonic out with research. ➺ Ark is essentially the one responsible for a majority of the bad decisions they make (i.e., involvement with Black Doom and such). ➺ Rouge is Shadow's best friend. Terios adores her. Even Ark is partial to her.

ROUGE:

➺ Lived on the streets for a good chunk of her childhood before being taken in by two very loving mothers. She's been stealing for as long as she can remember. ➺ Developed kleptomania because of her experiences as a child. Though she wants for nothing as an adult, most of her jewel-thieving tendencies come from that primal protective instinct to always have something to hold onto. ➺ Has an amicable friendship / off and on situationship with Knuckles. They're treasure hunting buddies! ➺ She may be the face of bold self-confidence now, but when she was younger, she had a lot of body image issues. ➺ Extremely embarrassed by the scene phase she went through in her teenage years. She had a MySpace page and everything... ➺ A surrogate big sister to Amy, who went through a lot of the same problems she did as a teenager. They're roomies now! Amy says she wants to plan Rouge's wedding when she gets engaged. ➺ Woah, she's bisexual! I didn't know that! ➺ Would kill a hundred men just to make her girlfriend smile. ➺ So totally polyamorous. ➺ Emerl is something like a little brother to her, although they're not as close as she is with Amy. ➺ Cries only when she's alone. A lot of the times, it's about her worry for Shadow.

[owchie-wowchie]

Nick: What's Connie short for?

Maddie: I don't think it's short for anything

Xander: Conrad

Vida: Nobody named Conrad is going by Connie for short

Chip: Conrad was the name of the boy from the live action cat in the hat movie

[sunflowerjude]

[2am]

Jude: Hey, psst, hey!

Vida: What

Jude: I can’t sleep :(

Vida: Tough. I can. Goodnight. *goes back to sleep*

[el-chico-perdido]

Yo lo resuelvo a veces con los ojitos llorosos y un nudo en la garganta, Pero lo resuelvo...

[incorrectquoteslooneytuneslatino]

Duck Dodgers: Haré mi rutina para endurecer los glúteos. No sé bien que son los glúteos, pero… ¡los voy a tener durísimos!

Marvin: (indiferente) Ah si, si, si. Eso es… Es fascinante.

Duck Dodgers: (tratando de levantar una pesa) ¿Sabes qué? ¡Hhhmmm…! Cuándo los criminales vean mis glúteos… ah… se van a ir corriendo… ah… Ok, es obvio que esto está pegado al piso.

Fuente: La vida secreta de tus mascotas 2 (2019)

[fangirl201sworld]

*Meanwhile, at night*

ZATZ: Princesa, can we please go to bed?

MAYA: But Ice Cream…

ZATZ: It’s midnight. We can’t get Ice Cream right now.

MAYA: But I want Ice Cream…

ZATZ: I’m not getting you Ice Cream.

MAYA: 🥺

ZATZ:…

*Three doritos later*

ZATZ: I hate you so much…

MAYA: Come on, bub! :3

ZATZ: *smile and chuckle*

(Taken from a Tik Tok audio 😅)

[afloid]

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