#incorrect yu yu hakusho quotes

[semidea7]

Calm Kurama: Hiei, can we talk? Just wanted to ask something

Angry Kurama: love, sweetheart, baby, can you come here a second? No, no, I don't wanna do anything don't worry

[inamagicalhallucination]

i enjoy the idea of kurama being a sour/petty loser (or ig more so a cheater) lowkey like he'll be hanging out with yusuke and they'll be gaming and messing around and the second it looks like yusuke is about to win, he doesn't even hesitate to grab the nearest throw pillow and smack it against yusuke's face to cause him to get distracted and hopefully lose

he doesn't seem like he'd be all that childish but he is when he's with his friends, like he's ridiculous

a conversation at some point im sure:

yusuke: what the- you cheated!

kurama: so?

yusuke: what do you mean so??? you cheated!!!

kurama: at no point did you say i couldn't cheat

yusuke: WHAT THE HELL MAN

hiei: he is right... detective, in a matter of death, all is fair

kuwabara: uh this is dance dance revolution

[jilted-love]

Yusuke, drunk off his ass and flirting: Kurama, your hair is so smooth and beautiful. I wanna smooooooccchh.

Kurama, giggling softly and running his hand through Yusuke's unstyled hair: Thank you. Your hair is beautiful too. You should grow it.

Karasu: Kurama, your hair is so smo-

Kurama: I will make fertilizer out of your rotting flesh.

[lessnowon]

yukina: does this mean that...

hiei: it's not me.

yukina: beep beep beep beep

hiei: what is- what are you doing?

yukina: oh, sorry, that's just my bullshit detector

yukina: beep beep beep beep beep

hiei: your what-

yukina: beep beep bEEP BEEP BEEP

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Ruby: I'm here to see your daughter. I'm her friend.

Jacques: My daughter has no friends.

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: you know how to listen to me and I like that a lot

Hiei: you talk a lot and that bothers me

Y/N:.....

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Iori: So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

[hawkinsincorrect]

Argyle: I'm here to see Jonathan. I'm his friend.

Joyce: Nice try. Jonathan has no friends.

[marie-golds-bleeding-ink]

incorrect quotes

Yusuke : Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.  Kuwabara : Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Yusuke : Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Kuwabara : Okay. Yusuke : And make out during the scary parts. Kuwabara : Th- Kuwabara : The scary parts. Kuwabara : Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Kuwabara : I’m in love with you.  Yusuke : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.  Kuwabara : I know.  Yusuke : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[sunniflora]

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[semidea7]

Kuwabara: I feel observed

Kurama: Hiei just wants to join the table

The gang: *looking at Hiei being so not-nochalant*

Kurama: his pride will crumble in five minutes

[pastel-kaleesh]

Yusuke: Hiei Jaganshi, you're shorter than I expected.

Hiei: Human scum.

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: I'm here to see your High Priest. I'm a friend of his.

Ichtaca: My High Priest has no friends.

[lessnowon]

yusuke: this is my girlfriend, keiko.

yusuke: and this is keiko's girlfriend, yukina. and this is yukina's boyfriend, kazuma, who is also my boyfriend, and-

[totallyrwbyquotes]

"As much as I hate the grimm, I think I hate the tourists more."

-Glynda, probably

[ask-sota-urameshi]

Yu Yu Hakusho Incorrect Quotes 51

Yusuke: Guess What

Kuwabara: What?

Yusuke: No you have To guess

Kuwabara: I don't know

Yusuke: Grandma's in The hospital

Kuwabara: Why would you Make me guess That

Sota: What happened?

Yusuke: How the hell You spell Showfur

Kurama: Chauffeur

Yusuke: Ooooo fancy Pants rich McGee Over here fuck you

Sota: Spelling bee ass

Yusuke: He gon give me the Definition next

Kuwabara: Tell me a joke

Yusuke: Ok here you go

Sota: Have you ever tried To eat a clock

Kuwabara: No

Sota: Ok

Yusuke: You into cars?

Kuwabara: Yes, it truly was A masterpiece Of film

Yusuke: No I mean like Are you a car Person

Kuwabara: I'm a human