#incorrect obsblood quotes

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: I'm here to see your High Priest. I'm a friend of his.

Ichtaca: My High Priest has no friends.

[notapaladin]

Acatl: Teomitl messed up, he did. But blowing your top off at him isn’t going to help anything.

Mihmatini: You don’t know, Acatl, it might.

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.

Acatl: Yeah, I know.

Teomitl: What do you mean you know?

Acatl: Look at you.

[notapaladin]

Acatl: May I get you anything to drink, Teomitl?

Teomitl: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

Acatl: We have jasmine tea.

Teomitl: Oh, jasmine. Yes please.

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

[notapaladin]

Acamapichtli: “I can make him better” this “I can make him worse” that, listen I have a knife I can make him dead

[notapaladin]

Acatl: Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun.

Acatl: That is a separate choice, which I’ve also made.

[notapaladin]

Acatl: I'd live for you.

Teomitl: Isn't it 'die for you'?

Acatl: If there is one thing that is keeping me alive right now that thing is you.

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: Motherfucker is here.

Acatl: How am I supposed to tell them apart if you call every High Priest and council member 'motherfucker'?

(Acatl steps outside to see Quenami)

Acatl: Oh it's this motherfucker.

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: It’s funny how well you and Acatl get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Teomitl: Acatl-tzin hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

[notapaladin]

Acatl: Seriously, Teomitl, how many people would you have killed if I’d asked you to? Teomitl: That’s not important Acatl: I DISAGREE.

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: What are you eating? Acatl: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Teomitl: I like you, don't I?

[notapaladin]

Acatl: I know how you must feel. Teomitl, doubtfully: Do you?? Acatl: Lost. Alone. Hopeless. Teomitl: Oh, so, yeah.

[notapaladin]

Acatl, to Teomitl: The absolute nerve to come into my life. To make it better by your very existence effortlessly barging into the misery and depression fortress that it took me years to build. Shameful

[notapaladin]

Acatl: When I die- Teomitl: No, you won't. Acatl: ...Teomitl, when I die- Teomitl: Not before me you won't. Acatl, vehemently: Absolutely fucking not.

[notapaladin]

Acatl: That was my sarcastic voice. Teomitl: It's your regular voice. Acatl: I've been told that.