#incorrect turn amc quotes

[yr-martyr]

Amrev people as things my friends have said part 6

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Brewster, abt Simcoe: yeah, but like,,, what if I threw him in a creek *sips apple juice*

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Hamilton: I’m thirsty

Laurens: drink the pond.

Lafayette: mmm yummy yummy schuykill (:

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Woodhull: what’s your pronouns?

Strong: …she…they …*passes out*

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Burr: IM GONNA SUE YOU!!

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R. Woodhull: (to Thomas) thats medicine, dipshit.

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Allen: I saw a shirt that said “I ❤️ NY” and i couldn’t agree less.

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Woodhull: I should ask him to fight!

Brewster: he won’t, I saw him leaving the meetinghouse.

Woodhull: Shit! Let’s go talk to Townsend!

Strong: wait which one was it?

Brewster: the one on Main St.

Strong: that’s for jehovas witnesses

Woodhull: oh. OH.

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Random child: HEY NICOLAS!!!

Hale: who’s Nicolas and what’s he doing.

Kid: You’re Nicolas

Hale: No I’m not??

Kid: Nicolas, look at that big crow.

Hale: IM NOT NICOLAS.

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N. Hale: (sick) *takes meat pie out of the freezer and hands it to Enoch*

E. Hale: you want one of these?

N. Hale: *nods sadly*

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Knowlton: *sprinting down the road as fast as possible*

Hale: *following him closely and also running*

All the other rangers: *also careening down the street*

The random stray cat they’re chasing:

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Warren: I’m a doctor, I’ve seen the horrors of the universe.

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(at Casimir’s funeral)

Random stranger: so! What’s the dead guy’s name?

Kosciusko: … Pulaski.

Random stranger: shit! Is he polish? I love polish people!

Kosciusko: ??

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(Ben showing a new recruit around)

Tallmadge: this is-

*scream from down the hall*

Recruit: what was that???

Tallmadge: Caleb.

[vmpirevnom]

John: Hey, Alexander. Nice Hands.

Alexander: …thanks?

John: they’d look even better wrapped around my-

Ben: -covering Lafayette’s ears- BIBLE. WRAPPED AROUND YOUR BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!

[incorrect-turn]

British officer: What are your names?

Caleb: Don’t tell him, Ben.

Ben: Good job, Caleb.

[writer-reader-skater]

Washington: If somebody slaps you what do you say?

Lafayette: Sorry.

Washington: No.

Ben: You missed.

Washington: Don’t be smart with me.

Caleb: Simcoe’s torture hit harder.

Washington: Therapy, please.

Abe: Can’t fix a bitch.

Washington: Points for the pun.

Bradford: I’ll report-

Washington: Wrong.

Hamilton: Now my abs.

Washington: No.

Lafayette: This will only make me stronger.

Washington: You already went.

[culpeppercheckers721]

Caleb, several drinks in: Ay man, what if It’s Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are about the same event and just different perspectives???

Robert: I am literally begging you to stop.

Abe: No wait, let him finish

[annastrxng]

[ladsaclotpole]

The Culper Ring When They're Bored

Caleb: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Anna: I burned my tongue once, drinking tea.

Ben: I dropped a hot coal on my leg once and burned it.

Abe: I have a quill tip stuck in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself in with a quill when I was 7.

Abigail: I was taking some stew out of the pot and spilled it on my hand, I got a really bad burn.

Robert:

Robert: I have emotional scars.

[unyieldingvalxr]

Turn Incorrect Quote:

@avictimofthejazz @honorhearted @sharp-teeth-and-wide-grins @templetonpeckcangetit

Philomena Cheer: Okay, help me please!

Face/Ben/Rogers/Andre: Got two words for you.

Mena: I bet they won't be helpful.

Face/Ben/Rogers/Andre: Your problem.

Mena: I was right

[arc-palaceofwonders]

Incorrect Turn Quotes,1x08

Andre (after Abe talks about Thomass’s death): Well, looks like I need to report a murder because someone decided to kill the freaking vibe!

[regretless-spy-and-culper-master]

Ben: I’m going to have to relieve you of your pet.

Benedict Arnold: My what?

Ben: Shut up I was talking to the horse.

[yr-martyr]

Hewlett: the rum tastes weird.

Simcoe: Hmmm… perhaps somebody spit in it.

Hewlett:

Hewlett: what- did you- why- wh-a *has a mental breakdown*

[vmpirevnom]

Alexander: okay I hear Washington coming, try to act natural.

-Washington walks in-

Ben: hey, dad.

John Laurens: I’d kill for you, dad.

Lafayette: papa!

Alexander: what did I just say-

[incorrect-turn]

Washington: Tonight, one of you will betray me.

Ben: Is it me, Washington?

Washington: No, it’s not you.

Lafayette: Is it me, Washington?

Washington: It’s not you either.

Arnold: Is it me, Washington?

Washington:

Washington: Is iT Me wAshiNGtoN?

[randomhistoryandmemes]

John Laurens to John André: It’s a coffin

Laurens: There’s a name engraved on it

Laurens: “WHORE”

Laurens: It’s empty

Laurens: aND YOUR GOING IN-

[culpeppercheckers721]

Abe: Ok but what if Rob doesn’t LIKE like me???

Anna: Abraham I am literally walking you down the aisle right now

[annastrxng]

Simcoe: Last time I saw you you tried to kill me!

Anna: Let me just say from the bottom of my heart, my bad. (she's really just sorry she missed)