#incorrect amrev quotes

[yr-martyr]

Laurens: Alex is the reason I wake up each morning.

Laf: Awww

-earlier that morning-

Alex, crouching over Jack like some sort of sleep paralysis demon:

WAKE UP!

[incorrect-amrev-quotes]

Lafayette: Thots on the general?

Hale: So the general has thots now

Brewster: Crawling all over him like weevils

Tallmadge: They're called the aides de camp I think

[eeviaylxix]

achilles: so you're telling me... you didn't go on a rage-induced murder spree after your boyfriend died in battle?

hamilton: ...no?

achilles:

hamilton: are you okay??

[schnitzelsemmerl]

Noel: hey misch? Y'know how the founding fathers gave eachother roses and wrote letters? I kinda wish you'd do that too :3

Mischa: (nods and goes to the white house to bring flowers and tragic letters to ghosts)

Hamilton (or Hamilton's ghost): (confused) Thank you????

Mischa: buddy i am just as confused as you are

[vmpirevnom]

Alex your bi is showing

[incorrect-turn]

Washington: *having a breakdown* I mean, who am I? Where am I? What am I?

Lawrence’s ghost: Washington, woods, man. Nailed it.

[lil-gae-disaster]

Although that's just semi-true, I still wanted to include it

That's literally how it went💀

Attachment issues (I ALSO JUST FOUND OUT THAT I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE FREDDIE ABANDONMENT ISSUES LMAO only when with his grandparents and temporarily Joseph tho)

*boyfriend

Else it's absolutely canon, although Jonathan would absolutely cringe at calling anyone babe

[ @marsfingershurt @papers-pamphlet @paradox-complex @half-eaten-baguetteee @cacaobeans @potatosneevees ]

[livelaughlovelams]

LAFAYETTE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

Text: can't believe Lafayette would chop off all his hair. WHAT!? Marquis, I'll never forgive you. Your actions have an effect on others. So we can't share hair ribbons anymore? No cute updos? It's just Laurens and I alone. We're depressed.

HAHHA I LOVE IT-

[hamilfan-69]

Hamilton: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Eliza: This is a lie. Eliza: I'm literally married to him. This is a lie. Eliza: HE DOESNT EVEN EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

[salmonthecat]

James: what's your biggest fear

George: being buried alive

James: damn that's deep

James: mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.

[princes-but-gae]

I'm into incorrect quotes today so have some more

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Lafayette: Why are Hamilton and Laurens sitting with their backs to each other?

Hercules: They had a fight.

Lafayette: Then why are they holding hands?

Hercules: They get sad when they fight.

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Hamilton: Can I be frank with you guys?

Laurens: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Lafayette: Can I still be Lafayette?

Hercules: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Hamilton: *screams*

Laurens: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Lafayette: Should we do something?

Hercules: No, I want to see who wins.

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Hamilton: If Jefferson and I were drowning, who would you save?

Washington: You two can't swim?

Jefferson: It's a hypothetical question, Washington! Who would you save?

Washington: My time and effort.

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Hamilton, texting T.Jeff: Help, I'm being kidnapped!

Jefferson: Where are you??

Hamilton: I'm in a car with some strange person. Help.

Jefferson: I'll call Washington.

Washington, answering the phone: Hello?

Jefferson: Where's Hamilton? He texted me saying he was being kidnapped.

Washington: What do you mean? He's right next to me-

Washington:

Washington: I'll call you back.

Washington: THE NEW HAIRCUT IS NOT THAT BAD!

Hamilton: WHO ARE YOU?!

[yr-martyr]

*After the “drowning” incident*

Laurens: I don’t understand?? How are you alive??

Hamilton: Well, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other-

Laurens: I KNOW THAT-

Hamilton: Really? Cause the only person I’ve ever seen you do that with is me and I’m not a mommy

Laurens: Please stop talking.

[ruirighteye]

Lafayette, probably: you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It's simple science!

[pettyshippen]

Incorrect Liberty’s Kids Quotes

Moses: HOW. DO YOU LOSE. A WOMAN!?

Henri: You forget to cherish her.

[schnitzelsemmerl]

stephen: why do you call my wife babygirl

adele: how about we stop talking for a while

@imobsessedwiththeatre >:3

[vmpirevnom]

Alexander: I have… feelings for you…

Laurens: I… have feelings for you-

Historians: the feeling was friendship! 😁