#incorrect amrev quotes

[yr-martyr]

*After the “drowning” incident*

Laurens: I don’t understand?? How are you alive??

Hamilton: Well, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other-

Laurens: I KNOW THAT-

Hamilton: Really? Cause the only person I’ve ever seen you do that with is me and I’m not a mommy

Laurens: Please stop talking.

[incorrect-amrev-quotes]

Lafayette: Thots on the general?

Hale: So the general has thots now

Brewster: Crawling all over him like weevils

Tallmadge: They're called the aides de camp I think

[eeviaylxix]

achilles: so you're telling me... you didn't go on a rage-induced murder spree after your boyfriend died in battle?

hamilton: ...no?

achilles:

hamilton: are you okay??

[schnitzelsemmerl]

Noel: hey misch? Y'know how the founding fathers gave eachother roses and wrote letters? I kinda wish you'd do that too :3

Mischa: (nods and goes to the white house to bring flowers and tragic letters to ghosts)

Hamilton (or Hamilton's ghost): (confused) Thank you????

Mischa: buddy i am just as confused as you are

[vmpirevnom]

Alex your bi is showing

[incorrect-turn]

Washington: *having a breakdown* I mean, who am I? Where am I? What am I?

Lawrence’s ghost: Washington, woods, man. Nailed it.

[lil-gae-disaster]

Although that's just semi-true, I still wanted to include it

That's literally how it went💀

Attachment issues (I ALSO JUST FOUND OUT THAT I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE FREDDIE ABANDONMENT ISSUES LMAO only when with his grandparents and temporarily Joseph tho)

*boyfriend

Else it's absolutely canon, although Jonathan would absolutely cringe at calling anyone babe

[ @marsfingershurt @papers-pamphlet @paradox-complex @half-eaten-baguetteee @cacaobeans @potatosneevees ]

[hamilfan-69]

Hamilton: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Eliza: This is a lie. Eliza: I'm literally married to him. This is a lie. Eliza: HE DOESNT EVEN EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

[salmonthecat]

James: what's your biggest fear

George: being buried alive

James: damn that's deep

James: mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.

[princes-but-gae]

I'm into incorrect quotes today so have some more

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Lafayette: Why are Hamilton and Laurens sitting with their backs to each other?

Hercules: They had a fight.

Lafayette: Then why are they holding hands?

Hercules: They get sad when they fight.

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Hamilton: Can I be frank with you guys?

Laurens: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Lafayette: Can I still be Lafayette?

Hercules: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Hamilton: *screams*

Laurens: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Lafayette: Should we do something?

Hercules: No, I want to see who wins.

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Hamilton: If Jefferson and I were drowning, who would you save?

Washington: You two can't swim?

Jefferson: It's a hypothetical question, Washington! Who would you save?

Washington: My time and effort.

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Hamilton, texting T.Jeff: Help, I'm being kidnapped!

Jefferson: Where are you??

Hamilton: I'm in a car with some strange person. Help.

Jefferson: I'll call Washington.

Washington, answering the phone: Hello?

Jefferson: Where's Hamilton? He texted me saying he was being kidnapped.

Washington: What do you mean? He's right next to me-

Washington:

Washington: I'll call you back.

Washington: THE NEW HAIRCUT IS NOT THAT BAD!

Hamilton: WHO ARE YOU?!

[yr-martyr]

Amrev people as things my friends have said part 6

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Brewster, abt Simcoe: yeah, but like,,, what if I threw him in a creek *sips apple juice*

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Hamilton: I’m thirsty

Laurens: drink the pond.

Lafayette: mmm yummy yummy schuykill (:

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Woodhull: what’s your pronouns?

Strong: …she…they …*passes out*

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Burr: IM GONNA SUE YOU!!

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R. Woodhull: (to Thomas) thats medicine, dipshit.

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Allen: I saw a shirt that said “I ❤️ NY” and i couldn’t agree less.

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Woodhull: I should ask him to fight!

Brewster: he won’t, I saw him leaving the meetinghouse.

Woodhull: Shit! Let’s go talk to Townsend!

Strong: wait which one was it?

Brewster: the one on Main St.

Strong: that’s for jehovas witnesses

Woodhull: oh. OH.

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Random child: HEY NICOLAS!!!

Hale: who’s Nicolas and what’s he doing.

Kid: You’re Nicolas

Hale: No I’m not??

Kid: Nicolas, look at that big crow.

Hale: IM NOT NICOLAS.

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N. Hale: (sick) *takes meat pie out of the freezer and hands it to Enoch*

E. Hale: you want one of these?

N. Hale: *nods sadly*

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Knowlton: *sprinting down the road as fast as possible*

Hale: *following him closely and also running*

All the other rangers: *also careening down the street*

The random stray cat they’re chasing:

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Warren: I’m a doctor, I’ve seen the horrors of the universe.

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(at Casimir’s funeral)

Random stranger: so! What’s the dead guy’s name?

Kosciusko: … Pulaski.

Random stranger: shit! Is he polish? I love polish people!

Kosciusko: ??

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(Ben showing a new recruit around)

Tallmadge: this is-

*scream from down the hall*

Recruit: what was that???

Tallmadge: Caleb.

[ruirighteye]

Lafayette, probably: you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It's simple science!

[pettyshippen]

Incorrect Liberty’s Kids Quotes

Moses: HOW. DO YOU LOSE. A WOMAN!?

Henri: You forget to cherish her.

[schnitzelsemmerl]

stephen: why do you call my wife babygirl

adele: how about we stop talking for a while

@imobsessedwiththeatre >:3

[vmpirevnom]

Alexander: I have… feelings for you…

Laurens: I… have feelings for you-

Historians: the feeling was friendship! 😁

[incorrect-turn]

Washington: Gates and Lee are going to be here any second. I can’t have them thinking I spend my time with a bunch of teenagers doing goofy stuff.

Lafayette: Aside from being a general, that’s like all you do.

Washington: Yeah, but I can’t have them thinking that!