#Philomena Cheer

[hewlettscute]

Next poll!

Simcoe and Anna, vs Philomena and André!

This is a very interesting poll, in my opinion.

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

[queerquaintrelle]

Hey, that hurt????

Source.

[melpomeneprose]

( Just saying... )

[viola-ophelia]

💕💕💕 this semester has been crazy busy, but i obviously had to participate in my own valenTURNs day ship bingo, so here, have a few sets of drabbles! most of them are inexcusably angsty for valentine’s day, but ahh well hahaha. 💕💕💕

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abigail/akinbode and john andre/philomena (i posted them together since they’re only 100 words each lol)  

enjoy LOL! 

[unyieldingvalxr]

[anoseforrottenapples]

Troy kiss Mena or Peggy Shippen

@unyieldingvalxr

The suggestion of the two names brings an instant, almost visceral reaction from the Constable. “Oh, Mena any day of the week!” he quickly confirms. “Miss Shippen’s fine looking, sure, but she’s a spoiled brat!” Unable to resist a slight urge to gossip, he leans forward in his seat. “And Mena at least is honest about who she is, and how she makes her coin. Miss Shippen, she acts all high and mighty in her big house and rolling around in her carriage… but do you know how many Watchmen have seen her being escorted around the city well past decent hours?” he snorts. “Major Andre and General Arnold? They’re hardly special exceptions for Philadelphia’s little Miss Shippen.”    It is no secret that Troy has little use for the wealthy in general, and even less use for the wealthy and hypocritical. Peggy is always trying to play the demure damsel card, or the injured innocent, but the staff who work in the Shippen household? They have their own side of the story, and when it comes to gleaning information, Troy is far more likely to listen to the servants and the slaves. They do not have public images to uphold, and generally have no qualms about speaking frankly to someone who shares their disdain of the so-called better members of society. “Honestly, it’s amazing,” he comments after a minute. “The whole world’s down on Mena for being what she is, just because she makes money off it. But Miss Shippen, she does the exact same thing for free, and we’re all supposed to fall at her feet!” A bit of a wry smirk turns Troy’s lips upward, “At least with Mena, getting her attention for free actually means something—it means you’re worth her while. But you cannot even tell that much with Miss Shippen. So, really, I don’t think Miss Shippen should get to lord so much over Mena—she’s not so high and mighty in comparison even if she thinks she is.”

[avictimofthejazz]

☎ Mena & Amy & Hannibal & Murdock for Face

@iloveitxwhenaplanxcomestogether & @unyieldingvalxr

NAME: Mena

RINGTONE: X

PICTURE: 

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: I... might have a bit of a problem... 

LAST TEXT SENT: Where am I picking you up? And do I need to bring my gun?

= = = 

NAME: Amy 

RINGTONE: X

PICTURE: 

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: Where are you? I’ve been arguing with the front desk clerk at the Hilton for an hour! 

LAST TEXT SENT: I had to downgrade because of Decker. I’m at the Best Western next to the convention center. 

= = = 

NAME: Colonel 

RINGTONE: X

PICTURE:

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: I’ve got the list for the new job.

LAST TEXT SENT: I’ll swing by the shoot and pick it up.

= = =

NAME: Murdock/Captain Cab (or whatever the new alias/personality is)

RINGTONE: X (first verse and it repeats)

PICTURE:

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: What’s the plan for breaking me out, Faceman?

LAST TEXT SENT: Scurvy. 

[annastrxng]

Philomena would be the most exciting dinner guest. She's so animated with her reactions; fake crying and screaming. She's probably down to fuck a guy on the table.

Anna: EWWW! Why would I want to know that?

also Anna: She's definitely NOT invited to my house. I like my tables clean.

Mena: *cheshire-cat grin* One must be amiable and flexible. Making things exciting is my specialty.

[unyieldingvalxr]

@honorhearted @sharp-teeth-wide-grins

if you’re ever losing an argument hit’em with the “you want me.”

[hewlettscute]

Turn Week Day 5: Dinner Party (1/2)

Which Turn characters would be invited to my dinner party?

This is a two parter bc of the 10 image limit. Second part won't be as long. :)

To be honest, there is more characters I like than dislike. So, I'll just go down the list of characters and talk about why or why not I would have them at my dinner party. I'll even throw in a maybe category.

I'd probably invite a lot more characters than I would not invite

(Hopefully it's nothing like the Thanksgiving dinner at Samuel Townsends.. )

First, who would I not invite?

I)

Sorry, Simcoe. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut. Not a big fan of having a guest stabbed at dinner.

II)

Robert Rogers is an instant no. Love the character, but do not want him at my table. He'd probably just start arguing with André (spoiler alert André makes the dinner list) also, he pulled a gun out and threatened everyone at the Townsend Thanksgiving.. so no thanks!

III)

Another easy one. Benedict, stay far away from my house. Your wife can come though. Don't need his anger issues ruining my vibe.

III)

Richard was never considered!! Shitty father and was awful towards Anna. Maybe he needs some family therapy with Abe rather than a dinner. Honestly he probably wouldn't believe in therapy. Or mental health.

Who would I MAYBE invite?

I)

Philomena is a maybe. Might be awkward with Peggy there.. and André who kept trying to make her look like Peggy. Might spare her all of that drama. She probably wouldn't even go.

II)

Abe is a definite maybe. He's always caught up in some shite. Maybe he'd be ok because Simcoe, Abe's dad, and Rogers aren't invited. He'd probably steal some food to give to Rogers in his cellar.

Now who would I invite?

Major Hewlett obviously. My tumblr user gives it away but he is obviously my favorite character. He won't have to deal with Simcoe. Good for him. He deserves better.

II)

To me, André is turns sexy man. (Sorry, Ben fans) and he is my second favorite male character. I don't care that he died. He is not dead for my party. He can be with Peggy :,).

III)

Peggy Shippen is a girlboss. She is the moment. She is invited. I love her. She can sit next to André if she wants.

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

Objectively Jamie Bell is a babe but Abe annoys me sooo much and I'm also a useless bi+ girlie so Philomena 👀👀👀🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

no because lowkey the power philomena cheer has over the bisexual community needs to be studied

[queerquaintrelle]

Most fuckable TURN characters…

1. Benjamin Tallmadge <- save him he needs it

2. John André

3. Lola & Philomena Cheer

4. Caleb Brewster

5. John Graves Simcoe

6. All the other ladies but mostly Anna Strong & Mary Woodhull

……….

-10. Abraham Woodhull

Based on this.

[timeguardians]

@avictimofthejazz

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[unyieldingvalxr]

Philomena Cheer has stunning eyes