#incorrect the falcon and the winter soldier

[coffeeandjuice]

Bucky every 2 seconds: …You know, Sam—

The rest of the Thunderbolts*: oh my fucking god please stop talking

[marvelsgirl616]

[warmachine68]

This is more Bucky coded, but it could easily work for either of them

[daffsforstag]

Bucky’s conversation with Sam that “went poorly.”

[callmefirefly]

Joaquin: What are you writing?

Bucky: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Sam, looking over Bucky's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

[definitelyincorrect]

Bucky: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeves.

Sam: I think you mean cards.

Steve: He does not.

Bucky, pulling out an alarming number of knives: I do not.

[lives-in-midgard]

Bucky: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Y/N.

Sam: Not everyone likes Y/N.

Bucky: Who doesn’t?

Sam: Well...

Bucky: Names, now. Give me their names.

[itzsephig5]

Sam: Our relationship is strictly professional. Bucky, sitting on Sam’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

[bangchansrose]

reporter: congressman barnes, any comment on the allegations that you're homophobic?

bucky: excuse me?

sam, in full cap gear with an arm around bucky's waist as he studies their wedding rings: sounds like bullshit, don't you think, buck?

[headcanonthings]

Sam: I don't want Steve to die Sam: You don't want Steve to die Sam: So now we need to make sure that Steve doesn't make Steve die Bucky: Fantastic plan, but have you fucking met him?

[chaxan08]

Bucky: Is Walker sleeping or dead?

Yelena: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Bucky: Yeah, so did I.

John: Okay first of all, fuck you—

[youbutstupid]

Sambucky divorce isn't real and they confuse the others by being weirdly chill with eachother outside of the drama happening around the avengers

Bucky: what's happening with you rn?

Sam: nothing, oh I'm taking you to court though

Bucky: oh that's not good, can you like not do that please?

Sam: no

Bucky: hmph. Okay well that means you're gonna be in New York right?

Sam: unless they bring you guys to DC?

Bucky: well wherever it is, wanna grab lunch when the trial is over?

Sam: sure, loser of the case has to cover the bill <3 can I bring my guys along?

Bucky: fine, can I bring mine?

Sam: no, your guys deeply unsettle me

-

Joaquin: I’m so confused are they fighting?

Yelena: I don’t even know anymore to be honest

[romanoffshouse]

Bucky: Y/N, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Y/N: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

Bucky: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Sam.

Y/N: Wait- Bucky , no-

[marvelsgirl616]

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Some of the Avengers are on a hike Rhodey: It’s beautiful out here. Bruce: And quiet. Sam: Too quiet. Bucky: Did we lose someone? cut to Steve with a bear in a headlock

[callmefirefly]

Joaquin: It’s funny how well you and Bucky get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Sam: Bucky hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.