#incorrect romeo and juliet
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*jurdan in romeo and juliet AU*
juliet (jude): you kiss by the book
romeo (cardan) : there is no world without juliet (jude)
juliet (jude): a damned saint, honourable villain
romeo (cardan): thus with a kiss I die
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Me desperately trying to hold onto my love for literature:
Shakespeare had the audacity to include so much swordplay in his plays cough, Romeo and Juliet cough and kill off half the gay characters. He just had to make it a tragedy, as if we didn't already have Hamlet to deal with.
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very normal letterkenny conversation
Stuart: Draw thy tool! here comes two of the house of Hicks.
Roald: My naked weapon is out; quarrel, I will back thee.
Stuart: How! turn thy back and run?
Roald: Fear me not.
Stuart: No, marry; I fear thee!
Roald: Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.
Stuart: I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list.
Roald: Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
[Enter WAYNE and DARRYL]
Wayne: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Roald: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Wayne: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Roald: [Aside to STUART] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
Stuart: No.
Roald: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
Stuart: Do you quarrel, sir?
Wayne: Quarrel sir! no, sir.
Roald: If you do, sir, I am for you; I serve as good a man as you.
Wayne: No better.
Roald: Well, sir.
Stuart: Say 'better;' here comes your kin.
Roald: Yes, better, sir.
Wayne: You lie.
Roald: Draw, if you be men. Stuart, remember thy swashing blow.
[They fight]
[Enter KATY]
Katy: Part, fools! Put up your swords; you know not what you do.
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Romeo, trying to be friendly: Hey, Tybalt. Uhm. Nice top!
Mercutio: Why, thank you!
Benvolio: (*wondering if 10 am really is too early to start drinking*)
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Francois: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. May: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with him. William: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. Romeo: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. Juliet: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. Anne: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.
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Charles, to Edwin: All I've ever been is a sexy young man with a tight body and a lot of feelings. But then I met you!
#Romeo from this show is one of my favourite characters of all time#dead boy detectives#incorrect quotes#edwin payne#charles rowland#source: and Juliet
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Shakespeare characters as random things in my notes app
Lady Macbeth: It was so cunt of him to die
Hamlet, talking about Claudius: He looks like his hairline got a restraining order from his forehead.
Also Hamlet: After I found out I had a silly little mental disorder, I was like, “what if I went to England?”
Mercutio, angrily: If I was a shark, I would eat Tybalt.
Hamlet, with an idea for a play: I say, “beef jerky.” The camera pans to you, saying “No! Please no!” Then it pans back over to me. I am beef jerky.
Hamlet, with another idea for a play: I’m gonna write a one-act comedy of The Last Supper. Yes, “Judas, you’ve been awfully quiet.”
Laertes, to the tune of Creep by Radiohead: 🎶 I’m a crêpe 🎶
More to come.
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Romeo: What does ‘take out’ mean?
Benvolio: Food.
Juliet: Dating.
Tybalt: Murder.
Mercutio: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU’RE NOT A COWARD!
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Benvolio: Okay then, if you aren’t gay, why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Mercutio: Oh my god, bro it’s SATIRE
Benvolio: THAT’S NOT WHAT SATIRE IS
#benvolio montague#mercutio#mercutio and benvolio#bencutio#romeo and juliet#romeo and juliet incorrect quotes#r and j#r & j
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juliet varadha : o romeo, romeo, wherefore art thou, romeo?
romeo deva : i'm right here, juliet...?
juliet varadha : 'wherefore' means 'why', not 'where'.
romeo deva : misunderstandings like this are what define our relationship.
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Percy: Annabeth you're my Juliet to my Romeo Annabeth: ... Do you know the ending of that story? Nico: Didn't Juliet drink some drink making her look dead then Romeo finds her looking dead then drinks poison but then Juliet wakes up she sees romeo dead and then stabs herself? Percy: wait THAT'S how the ending goes?! Annabeth: Yeah... You didn't know? Percy: I THOUGHT IT WAS A LOVE STORY! Nico: Technically it is just without not with a modern happy ending.
#romeo and juliet#percy jackson#annabeth chase#annabeth juliet#percy romeo#nico di angelo#pjo incorrect quotes#pjo hoo toa#pjo fandom#percy jackon and the olympians#riordanverse#WHY DID WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE KILL JULIET AND ROMEO IN SUCH A SAD WAY??????#Romeo and juliet ending#romeo and juliet x percy jackson
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"juliet please come back down to the station. you me and the biscuit lady are the only women in that whole building and without you i'm the only one who didn't "sorta" make out with carlton at the company picnic"
"we're women working in the late 2000s so i know damn well you're only spending your day with traffic cones because you feel like you have to. come back. please. o'hara take as much time as you need but come back soon unless you got a 98.4 on the DET to look at traffic lights for the rest of your career"
-karen vick probably
#juliet o'hara#karen vick#psych season 5#romeo and juliet and juliet#psych incorrect quotes#psych#psych tv#i love this episode so much
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I feel like Mercutio would randomly do cartwheels
#mercutio#romeo and juliet#i hope no one has done this yet#i hope no one finds this#yes i’m very obsessed with romeo and juliet rn#shakespeare#headcanon#this sentence might be grammatically incorrect#how does tumblr work
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#a lot of people romanticising this but if you look at it even slightly more closely would you continue to?#I hate Romeo and Juliet so you can guess what my answer is#greek gods#greek god sitcom#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#hades and kore#hades and persephone#hades god#persephone#queen persephone
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Romeo: Why can girls say girlfriend to refer to platonic friends but I can't say this is my boytoy twink malewife Frankie about MY best friend??
Francois, horrified at 3am: ...Please, go back to sleep.
#im so sorry for this post.#& juliet#& juliet musical#&j#and juliet musical#incorrect & juliet#incorrect quote#juliet musical#incorrect quotes#and juliet#romeo montague#francois dubois#fromeo#they're besties trust
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Romeo: is it hot out here or is it just that girl
Benvolio: it's the hottest day of the year, Romeo
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