#psych season 5

[juliets-roller-derby-awesomeness]

"it was traumatic for everyone"

yeah... but your girlfriend was tied up and nearly drowned and your other girlfriend was dangled off a building, both of them knowing you could have very well chosen to save the other.

one girl already broke up with you over this at least juliet is only temporarily out if your life.

maybe like buy her some wine and take her to dinner

[sketchyspamoop]

Lassiter looks SO GOOD IN SEASON 5 WOWWW. Wow. Literally only on episode one but WOWWWWW

[samsayswhatever]

Shawn: "I did figure something out. I really enjoy being lifted."

// please tell me this comes up in fics

[cupric-solution]

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Repress It, Mk!

Mei and Red Son wouldn't be his backup singers (because they support going to therapy) so he had to improvise. He's fine, all good all the time all good

[masdane]

Oh my gosh have you drawn Buzz Mcnab yet? I tried to have a look using the Tumblr search feature but it’s questionable at best. If you have I’d love if you could tag me in that art instead! :D

Hey thanks for the ask! This was my first time drawing Buzz and looking up reference led me to find out he’s a part time stripper?? Man of my heart lmao

[spencestiel-michelle]

Emily: as soon as we drop this cat from the crime scene off at the vet, we can head back to the station. 

Reid: Emily? 

Emily: yes? 

Reid: how come the cat gets shotgun and i don’t? 

*Reid is sitting in the back of the car while Emily drives and the cat sits in the passenger seat* 

Emily: because she might get car sick and i don’t feel like dealing with that. 

Reid: right, i understood that the first time. 

Reid: what i meant was why does the cat get the shotgun- the firearm- and i don’t? 

[friendzoned61]

I am currently on season 5 ep 10 of psych. I started Friday (lie, sunday)

[glorious-spoon]

my personal theory of television is that virtually no shows remain consistently good past five seasons, and so far i have yet to be proven wrong

[maya-caffrey]

can we bring back procedurals? or at least just proper shows like how TV used to be? 5 to 15 seasons, a generous amount of episodes per season, 45 minutes: the sweet spot between too long and too short, pilot episodes that are wildly different from the rest of the show, filler episodes that overall contribute nothing but are extremely fun because that is what god intended, random musical episode, crossovers, waiting an entire week in anticipation to see what happens next, like, this was the PEAK of television, where did we go wrong

[juliets-roller-derby-awesomeness]

in love with shawn knowing spanish (apparently he learned after homicidio??)

i know most of the little quips are probably just rodriguez but it's so damn endearing

[starsfic]

In your Eros and psyche au, how different would season 5 be?

Okay!

So, for once, Huiying is mostly out of the season. Red insists on hiding her at his parents' house when Qi Xiaotian comes to from the Underworld (he was three steps away from driving Xiaotian from the hospital). This keeps her out of the way of Li Jing and Nezha.

Xiangliu is extremely smug about Huiying, nearly asking Xiaotian to thank him for having her. After all, Xiaotian would not sacrifice himself to the pillar when he has a daughter at home, a daughter that's started to learn how to walk and talk.

...unfortunately, he underestimates how much a parent is willing to sacrifice for their child.

Xiaotian sacrifices himself to the pillar, knowing that he'll never see Huiying again but she'll be safe...until Nuwa tells him that his family will be reincarnated in the next cycle. Except Huiying is only a product of Xiaotian being awoken early, which means that Huiying will most likely not be there. She's a tad more sympathetic to his plight but...eh.

Xiaotian refuses to allow that.

Red is furious with him afterwards for sacrificing himself and that iciness goes on to next season.

[jaymber]

I'm starting to think no one in th SBPD is into monogamy...

[unnecessaryligatures]

Can’t stop thinking about how ridiculous the Shassie wedding party would be.

Shawn’s side: Gus (best man) Henry & Madeline

Lassie’s side: Juliet (maid of honor) Lulu (bridesmaid) Hank Mendel + Mona & Althea

Hank and Henry should get along like a house on fire but they don’t. Mona alienates everybody. Madeline is doing her best to play nice but Shawn can tell she’s psych evaling everyone there and it’s not looking good for the Lassiters.

Gus is in charge of the rings because he’s the most responsible one there. The only problem is that Madeline starts crying because she’s so happy for her baby boy. Now Gus is sympathy crying. There’s a waterfall effect. Lassie and Shawn are the least emotional people there and it’s their wedding!

Lulu keeps making eyes at Gus because she doesn’t know why he didn’t close the deal last time. He is torn.

Pros: she’s smokin’, he and Shawn would be brothers-in-law

Cons: same reason as last time, he and Shawn are already kind of brothers so is she his sister now??, Lassiter would kill him

And can you imagine the wedding photos. Lmao

[bad-wolf-truther]

shawn is so cute and baby in season 1 … i love his stupid gelled hair

[theshadowrealmitself]

I really don’t wanna compare peoples’ traumas, but after Shawn had been shot, kidnapped, shoved in the back of the trunk (for I’m guessing one hour minimum), chased through the woods, kidnapped again, and had jumped onto the hood of a moving car to escape one of his kidnappers, no one had treated him anywhere close to as nicely as they’re all treating Jules after her kidnapping

They didn’t even mention what happened to Shawn in the next episode!!! What the fuck