#incorrect varadeva

[scarletsabers-blog]

Varadha:*drunk* [to deva] deva has no idea i am in love with him.

Deva: you are in love with me?

Varadha: oh sorry

Varadha: [to bacchi] deva has no idea i am in love with him.

Bacchi:*rolling his eyes*

[fyelice]

Varadha: I've just cut my finger.

Deva: Let me kiss it so it'll get better.

Varadha: Does it work?

Deva: Absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

Varadha: Baachi, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Baachi: fucking finally.

[lunaxx08]

varadha : *accidentally bumps into door*

deva : are you okay?

varadha : i'm fine.

deva : *to the door* if you stand in varadha's way one more time, i'll make sure to take you down.

[ririsasy]

Take my first (Part 1) Salaar incorrect quotes, "Deva's inner monologues".

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Varadha can say whatever in this scene asking Deva to promise him to protect his brother but I am sure Deva didn't even listening to half of what Varadha was saying because he was busy admiring. Deva is not a strongest soldier against the big puppy eyes that Varadha lured him with.

[sada-siva-sanyaasi]

deva's mother: what's this? varadha: just sign it deva's mother: ... witness forms for a wedding? whose? deva and varadha: ours.

[rambheem-is-real]

(2017) radha rama: so, deva, deva, sadly: varadha used to call me deva rama: because it's your fucking NAME-

[spookypeacephantom]

Varadha: We need to distract the guards.

Deva: Right.

Varadha: What are we going to do?

Deva: I'm going to kill them all. That ought to distract them.

[chachaoffacliff]

Deva : alright text me back when you're home

Varadha, smiling : but i'm already home

Deva, voice cracking : i meant.. a house with doors .. and stuff like that

[myvarya]

[Texting]

Vara: I am so done with you!

Deva: K

Vara: don't “K” me ok!

Deva: oay

[ulaganayagi]

Varadha: Violence isn't the answer. Deva: You’re right. Varadha: *sighs in relief* Deva: Violence is the question. Varadha: What? Deva, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Varadha, running after him: NO-

[scarletsabers-blog]

Varadha: deva and i dont have nicknames for eachother, thats cringe.

Baachi: sure thing…*brings out a dog*

Varadha:*crouches down* Awwww where’s my good boy?

Deva: *from next room* I’M HERE!

Baachi: Never lie to my face again

[fyelice]

Deva: *sneezes*

Varadha: bless you.

Deva: I'm already blessed everyday I spend with you.

Varadha: Deva...

Deva: Varadha...

Baachi: Baachi

[lunaxx08]

varadha : you're so dramatic!

deva, with a rose between his lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in formal wear, draping himself across a piano : i have no idea what you are talking about.

[ririsasy]

Varadha trying to dirty talk with Deva to spice things up

Varadha : I love when you’re sweet and tender in bed but sometimes a man just want to be fucked like a cheap whore

deva *who always drank a respect woman juice* : you want me to do what?

Varadha : *too shy to explain in details* you know what I meant.

Deva : seriously I don’t? You mean like how do we fuck a cheap whore? Do we have to be so gentle to them? Didn’t do it thoroughly? Because we pay less? So just a small kisses? And a blowjob perhaps? Is it already too much? What do we do if we pay them with so little?

Varadha : *jaw on the floor that Deva really didn’t know what he meant* forget it. *get up from Deva’s lap and leave the room*

Deva : Varadha, baby! Wait, please can you explain it to me? Am I being too rough with you? I am sorry! I will be more gentle the next time! I will do whatever you want! Come back! Okay then I will fuck you like a cheap *whispering the word whore because he didn’t want to use that word to call Varadha*

Varadha : *sighing so loudly, mumbling to himself* it’s the complete opposite of what you think I want

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Baachi : *seeing his brother with such a sour mood in the kitchen* what happened? Do you fight with Deva?

Varadha : your brother in law is so stupid, I don’t know why I marry him.

Baachi : you don’t say, I warn you about his shrimp brain.

Varadha : don’t talk about my husband like that.

Baachi: .…

Varadha : seriously Baachi, he is too sweet towards me! How do I tell him to be a little bit rougher, just snap my back like a glow stick, throw me around like a rag doll, choke me like-

Baachi : calm down that’s too many explicit details that I don’t want to hear about.

[miriseven]

Somewhere in the world a woman being oppressed:

Deva, waking up in cold sweat: something’s wrong

[rambheem-is-real]

Deva: you’re killing my tough guy personality

Varadha: who’s a good kitty?

Deva: meeeeeee :3