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Juliet: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for a million dollars?
Shawn, to Gus: You shoot me, and when my leg gets better, we buy a mansion, 12 Ferraris, and a private plane.
Gus: You can shoot me too and then we'd have two million dollars!
Shawn: Good thinking. Fuck the system.
Juliet: Why are you two like this?
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psych incorrect quotes
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Juliet - How much longer are we going to let him do that?
Gus - I’m gonna tell him-
Carlton, filming - No no, just a few more minutes.
Shawn - *aggressively pushing a door that says pull*
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Psych incorrect quotes!
Carlton: I'm looking for a mature person...
Shawn: *Nervous laugh* Yeah, maturity is important.
Barista: I have a caramel macchiato here for Mr. Fondil Mabols?
Shawn: That was so hot, Carlton.
Carlton: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Shawn: I'm so in love with you.
Gus: What are you getting Juliet for the holidays?
Shawn: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Carlton: I'm getting Juliet a divorce lawyer.
Gus: If you're changing your life around, you say 180, not 360, what the fuck?
Shawn: I did a complete 360. I'm back on my bullshit.
Shawn: Do you want to know your gay name?
Gus: My... my gay name?
Shawn: Yeah, it's your first name-
Gus: Haha. Very funny Shawn-
Shawn: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Gus: Oh- oh my god.
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annabeth: can i be frank with you?
percy: uh sure, but don’t you think that might get confusing? unless zhang changes his name too, of course. yes, this could work
annabeth:
grover: can i still be grover?
percy: shh! let frank speak
annabeth: *deeply questioning her life choices*
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Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🍎🍁💐) (warning: there will be Shassie)
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Shawn: I went to the fridge to get a snack, but you weren’t there
Lassiter, not understanding he’s being hit on: well obviously, Spencer. Who keeps their snacks in the fridge? They belong in the pantry!
Shawn:
Shawn: wow, I- wow
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Shawn: Hey, Gus, you might want to slow down.
Gus: It’s fine, I have a high metabolism.
Shawn:
Shawn: those are edibles.
Gus: I know, that’s why I’m eating them? Because they’re edible?
Shawn: they’re full of cannabis.
Gus:
Gus: all of them?!
Shawn: how many did you eat?
Gus: 10?
Gus: no. 12?
Shawn: oh. My god.
Shawn: That amount with your body weight?
Shawn: uhhhhh yeah haha you’re fine it’s fine
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Lassiter: We’ve got you on camera, Spencer!
Shawn: Oh yeah? Well I’ve got you
Shawn: some flowers *pulls out bouquet from nowhere*
Lassiter: uh
Juliet: where did you get those from?
Shawn: power of love
Shawn: and magic
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Jules: Can I be frank with you guys?
Shawn: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Gus: Can I still be gus?
Shawn: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Lost Memes Part 4 (Ben edition)
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
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[Max is walking across the Blackwell Campus when she suddenly finds herself surrounded by Victoria, Taylor and Courtney. Victoria is scowling with a mixture of annoyance and envy.]
Victoria: You. With me. Now.
[Taylor and Courtney grab Max's arms before she can protest. The next moment, Max finds herself getting frog-marched into Victoria's dorm room, where she inexplicably finds Chloe, Rachel, Kate, Alyssa, Brooke, Dana, Juliet and Steph all gathered. All seven girls sport various looks of amusement and confusion at their current situation.]
Max: [Pulling herself free.] Okay, what is this all about?
Victoria: You mean it's not obvious? I want you to tell me exactly how the fuck you managed to pull every girl of note in Arcadia Bay after only three months at Blackwell!
[Max has no answer. In fact, she doesn't seem too sure herself.]
Chloe: [Grins.] Well, me and her are childhood friends who've been crushing on each other pretty much since we first met.
Rachel: [Shrugs.] As it turns out, Chloe's only available as part of a package deal with Max. [Winks at Max before licking her lips.] Not that I'm complaining, of course.
Kate: [Nervous.] She's been nothing but nice to me in all the time I've known her.
Alyssa: I'd have at least six serious concussions if it wasn't for her constantly looking out for me.
Brooke: Eh, Warren turned out to be an ass, and I wanted to be able to say that I Korrasamied.
Dana: She's sweet, nice, cute, and surprisingly good in bed.
Juliet: Same. [Narrows her eyes at Victoria.] Oh and by the way, you're welcome to Zak if you're really that desperate.
Steph: [Shrugs.] After Dana joined, we decided we needed someone who could bring some semblance of order to…whatever this is. I'm a lesbian who manages theatre shit and tabletop games; they figured I was a natural fit for the position.
[A silent pause occupies the room.]
Victoria: ...This isn't fair.
[Victoria turns around and storms out. Taylor and Courtney look at each other, before looking at Max.]
Taylor: So...can we join?
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juliet: That's ridiculous, shawn doesn't have a crush on me.
gus: Yes he does.
lassiter: Yes he does.
shawn: Yes I do.
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very normal letterkenny conversation
Stuart: Draw thy tool! here comes two of the house of Hicks.
Roald: My naked weapon is out; quarrel, I will back thee.
Stuart: How! turn thy back and run?
Roald: Fear me not.
Stuart: No, marry; I fear thee!
Roald: Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.
Stuart: I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list.
Roald: Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
[Enter WAYNE and DARRYL]
Wayne: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Roald: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Wayne: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Roald: [Aside to STUART] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
Stuart: No.
Roald: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
Stuart: Do you quarrel, sir?
Wayne: Quarrel sir! no, sir.
Roald: If you do, sir, I am for you; I serve as good a man as you.
Wayne: No better.
Roald: Well, sir.
Stuart: Say 'better;' here comes your kin.
Roald: Yes, better, sir.
Wayne: You lie.
Roald: Draw, if you be men. Stuart, remember thy swashing blow.
[They fight]
[Enter KATY]
Katy: Part, fools! Put up your swords; you know not what you do.
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juliet: That's ridiculous, shawn doesn't have a crush on me.
gus: Yes he does.
lassiter: Yes he does.
shawn: Yes I do.
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[ Psych incorrect quote ]
Juliet : we should go on holidays somewhere outside of the U.S
Shawn : absolutely ! where do you want to go ? and gus is coming too by the way.
Juliet : what about cuba ?
Shawn : no can't do... they don't really like me over there.
Juliet : Europe maybe ? France ?
Shawn : that's gonna be complicated. I'm on an Interpol watchlist.
Juliet : China ?
Shawn : did you know that you weren't allowed to hug a panda ?
Juliet : if you can't go there either then where the hell can we go ?!
Gus : Shawn is actually on a no fly list and forbidden entry on the territory of 68 foreign countries
Juliet : what ?
Gus : and he's also not allowed to step foot in Los Angeles... not after what happened last time at the zoo
Shawn : I DIDN'T STEAL THAT OSTRICH IT FOLLOWED ME ALL BY ITSELF !
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Jules - Gosh, it’s so dark in here.
Shawn, trying to be impressive - Dont worry, I’ve got this.
Shawn - *stomps light up sneakers*
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Shawn, indicating to Jules and Gus: You two! Isn't this great? My favorite person in the world and my wife!
#psych#shawn spencer#juliet o'hara#burton guster#psych incorrect quotes#source: girl meets world#blue rambles
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