#incorrect & juliet

[carlton-lassie-lassiter]

psych incorrect quotes

[huangsecret]

Juliet: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for a million dollars?

Shawn, to Gus: You shoot me, and when my leg gets better, we buy a mansion, 12 Ferraris, and a private plane.

Gus: You can shoot me too and then we'd have two million dollars!

Shawn: Good thinking. Fuck the system.

Juliet: Why are you two like this?

[psychcollegeau]

Jules, crying: *sobs*

Gus: Hey Jules, you okay?

Shawn: You've been crying for 40 minutes and your eyeliner is flawless. Where'd you get it?

Jules, still crying: It's sharpie.

[demiboydemon]

[ive-heard-it-b0th-ways]

Juliet - How much longer are we going to let him do that?

Gus - I’m gonna tell him-

Carlton, filming - No no, just a few more minutes.

Shawn - *aggressively pushing a door that says pull*

[thespiritssaidso]

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont. 🍯🧎‍♂️🚙) (warning: there will be Shassie and Gules)

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Juliet: *talking about Gus* call my man Honey the way he’s always sweet on me.

Shawn: *about Lassiter* Call my man Honey the way I’m always eating him raw.

———

Shawn: I’m definitely the one that’s in charge in the relationship–

Lassiter: Spencer, stand up.

Shawn: *stands up*

Lassiter: sit down.

Shawn: *sits*

Lassiter: look over here

Shawn: *does so*

Lassiter: hm

Lassiter: interesting.

———

Shawn: Wow, this parking job is about as straight as I am.

Gus:

Gus: I don’t know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me

Gus: or that you insulted my parking.

Shawn: do both, it’ll save us some time

Gus: I don’t think that’s how that works

[cant-get-worse-than-this]

Psych incorrect quotes!

Carlton: I'm looking for a mature person...

Shawn: *Nervous laugh* Yeah, maturity is important.

Barista: I have a caramel macchiato here for Mr. Fondil Mabols?

Shawn: That was so hot, Carlton.

Carlton: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Shawn: I'm so in love with you.

Gus: What are you getting Juliet for the holidays?

Shawn: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Carlton: I'm getting Juliet a divorce lawyer.

Gus: If you're changing your life around, you say 180, not 360, what the fuck?

Shawn: I did a complete 360. I'm back on my bullshit.

Shawn: Do you want to know your gay name?

Gus: My... my gay name?

Shawn: Yeah, it's your first name-

Gus: Haha. Very funny Shawn-

Shawn: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Gus: Oh- oh my god.

[psych-incorrectquotes]

Jules: Can I be frank with you guys?

Shawn: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Gus: Can I still be gus?

Shawn: Shh, let Frank speak.

[a-map-of-gays]

Lost Memes Part 4 (Ben edition)

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

[carlton-lassie-lassiter]

[shitty-goose-quack]

juliet: That's ridiculous, shawn doesn't have a crush on me.

gus: Yes he does.

lassiter: Yes he does.

shawn: Yes I do.

[psychcollegeau]

Shawn: Dads will see their kids and ask "Has anyone messed up their childhood yet?" and not wait for an answer.

Jules: Dads see their kids???

[autistic-crypt1d]

Juliet: I was out for dinner with my boyfriend Shawn and mid conversation I notice he's absolutely not listening to me but looking longingly at another table and making mad love eyes so I turn around-

Juliet: And a fucking labradoodle is locked in a trance with him.

[the-hipster-nugget]

Romeo: you were in my dream last night!

Mercutio: wait really? *blushing* oh my godddd wait what was it aboutttt what did we dooo?

Romeo: you were the victim of a domestic terrorist attack

[thespiritssaidso]

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.💀🍺🤝) (warning: there will be Shassie)

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Juliet: *Google searching ‘how to fight depression’*

Lassiter: *Google searching ‘how to fight loneliness’*

Gus: *Google searching ‘how to fight anxiety’*

Shawn: *Google searching ‘how to fight Sans’*

———

Shawn:

Gus:

Lily:

Shawn: Do you want a beer?

Gus: Shawn! She’s four!

Shawn: I don’t know, what am I supposed to do with her!

———

Shawn: Lassie, I think I’ve got Holma

Lassiter: What’s Holma?

Shawn: Holma hand

[fujihelexicon]

very normal letterkenny conversation

Stuart: Draw thy tool! here comes two of the house of Hicks.

Roald: My naked weapon is out; quarrel, I will back thee.

Stuart: How! turn thy back and run?

Roald: Fear me not.

Stuart: No, marry; I fear thee!

Roald: Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.

Stuart: I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list.

Roald: Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.

[Enter WAYNE and DARRYL]

Wayne: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

Roald: I do bite my thumb, sir.

Wayne: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

Roald: [Aside to STUART] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?

Stuart: No.

Roald: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.

Stuart: Do you quarrel, sir?

Wayne: Quarrel sir! no, sir.

Roald: If you do, sir, I am for you; I serve as good a man as you.

Wayne: No better.

Roald: Well, sir.

Stuart: Say 'better;' here comes your kin.

Roald: Yes, better, sir.

Wayne: You lie.

Roald: Draw, if you be men. Stuart, remember thy swashing blow.

[They fight]

[Enter KATY]

Katy: Part, fools! Put up your swords; you know not what you do.