#incorrect rogue trader quotes

[dairine-bonnet]

Some time after visiting Commorragh

*Rogue Trader, Cassia and Jae are sitting in Rogue Trader's study, enjoying amasec and discussing casual things*

RT, very relaxed and slightly drunk *giving Cassia's some 'useful' advice*: ...and you can't let a random guy go into your bedroom. You know, someone unreliable. For security reasons, of course.

Jae *innocently*: Then why do you invite our Interrogator to your bedroom from time to time, shereen?

Rogue Trader *choking on amasec and somehow trying to sober up instantly*: In case someone else decides to sneak in there... someone truly unreliable, certainly!

[rats-and-robots]

Marazhai: Be right back! RT: Will you? Marazhai: Who can know these things? RT: You! You can know these things!

[dairine-bonnet]

Heinrix van Calox: Lord Captain. I need an explanation. What are you doing? No, that's not even the right question - do you realize what you are doing?

Rogue Trader *muttering in discontent*: What's the point in asking that? I assume, you are going to explain immediately what I am doing... from your point of view, hah!

[rats-and-robots]

Instead of spamming the tag with a shitton of incorrect quotes I'm just gonna make one big post.

(submissive Marazhai romance)

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Marazhai: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Von Valancius: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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Von Valancius: You know, there’s only one person who can tell you what you are.

Marazhai: Me.

Von Valancius: No.

Von Valancius: Me.

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Von Valancius: What’s your body count?

Marazhai: Do you mean sex or murder?

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Von Valancius: Stay foxy.

Marazhai: Die lonely.

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Von Valancius: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.

Marazhai: You’ll do it?

Von Valancius: Of course.

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Von Valancius: I think I'm falling for you.

Marazhai: Then get up.

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Von Valancius: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Marazhai: What changed your mind?

Von Valancius: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?

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Von Valancius: I love you.

Marazhai, not paying attention: What was that?

Von Valancius: I said I’m selling you to the zoo-

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Marazhai: We wouldn’t last two minutes without the Rogue Trader.

Marazhai:

Marazhai: Don’t tell them I said that.

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Von Valancius: I am in charge of this disaster!

Marazhai: I have a name, you know.

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Von Valancius: That was so hot, Marazhai.

Marazhai: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Von Valancius: I know.

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Von Valancius: Marazhai and I are no longer dating.

Marazhai: Rogue Trader, that’s a horrible way of telling people you branded me.

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Marazhai: I have feelings for you.

Von Valancius: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?